"You're just a bunch of griefers and bullies," say the rebels. A baseless charge. If our Agents were really so insensitive to the feelings of the miners, why do they stop and offer to help whenever they see a gank?
Andrey Polykhaev suffered a devastating loss when Agents Alt 00 and Alt Proxy destroyed his pride and joy. Agent Yucie Van Burean witnessed the event. Fearing that Andrey might have difficulty recovering from such a big loss, Yucie reached out to the miner.
Our Agent taught the miner some Code basics and offered to sell him a mining permit. So far, Andrey seemed receptive to the idea. He didn't want to lose another expensive ship.
Yucie was impressed by how polite and compliant the miner was. It looked like Andrey would be her easiest permit sale yet.
Then the conversation hit an unexpected speed bump.
It's unclear why Andrey's personality and demeanor changed so suddenly. Whatever the reason, Yucie now felt considerably less confident about selling a permit to Andrey.
Andrey exploded with rage. It was shocking to think that this was the same mild-mannered miner from the beginning of the conversation. It was as if Andrey had been on some sort of time-delay fuse or something.
The miner issued a jaw-dropping ultimatum: Either Yucie reimbursed Andrey's loss, or she would contract a fatal form of cancer. Our Agent had a difficult choice to make. Where did Andrey get this kind of power?
Yucie noticed to her disappointment that Andrey wasn't calming down. His fulminations grew increasingly violent. At this rate, the miner might end up breaking the EULA.
As the inferno blazed, Agent Yucie refused to be intimidated. Andrey might wield the deadly power of cancer, but she had something even better: The Code.
At this point, it might be worth it to see what exactly Andrey lost to make him this angry.
To the surprise of no one, it was a Retriever. Andrey's Retriever was particularly fail-fit, and he was using it to mine in one of the Hek asteroid belts. In fact, making real-life death threats was probably the smartest thing he'd done all day.
If you step back and look at this situation and see Andrey Polykhaev as the hero, you'd probably fit right in with the Anti-Gankers.
Yucie wasn't able to give Andrey much help that day. He still needed a mining permit, but at least someone had told him about the Code. Who knows? Maybe Andrey could end up being a nice, pleasant, permit-carrying miner someday. But I suspect it will take a long time to get there. Andrey's journey will be a difficult one, I think.
The verge vendor misses Snigie Audanie and zopi!
ReplyDeleteYeah, where is Snigie? If he ever comes back, I'll buy another mining permit from him.
DeleteTwo agents who may have been arrested, prolly not.
DeleteMurder lovers are getting jailed for bringing impotent rage out of game.
Praise murder!
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteThe only murder lovers are AG with their child killer hero
DeleteOh no code is praying to their child killer again, call the cops and be ready.
DeleteWhy would you call the cops when you are going to war with them this weekend Mr antifa?
DeleteOh shit another triggered agent, code may go full vegas style.
DeleteJamey has made a small but important typographic error in this made up blog entry. It should be "Code = Cancer".
ReplyDeleteLittle carebear has made the small but important semantic error in its whinge. It thinks it's relevant. It's not.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeletePraise murder!
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeletePraise murder!
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeletePraise spam!
DeleteSpam sandwiches?
Deletewoah antigankers are failing hard.
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder bot.
DeleteOh shit, wolf nickname is murderbot since he only knows a few fucking lines of script. Always the same shit. ALWAYS.
DeleteFailing everyday. Too sad too bad.
DeleteDoes the code fail daily? Well the answer is in the code: ALWAYS!
DeleteEveryone who still plays this boring game fails but the miners are the real laughing stock of it all.
DeleteAnother triggered agent, wow code is going to go full vegas style, might need to get the FBI involved.
DeleteWait someone already did. HAHAHA
Racist outburst: check
ReplyDeleteWishes RL harm over a game: check
Thinks 100mil ISK is a lot: check
That, friends, is the tyranny of small minded carebears, the state of highsec. It must be cleansed. Until that glorious moment is upon us, pod them all!
Don't forget the homophobic slur used.
DeleteKill
DeleteAll
Miners
Always!
Murder lovers. Check. Code is still fascist. Check. Still doing RL harm to people. Check.
DeleteCalm down terrorists.
Touching children check. Don't forget how they molest kids in the name of the savior.
DeleteLittle Johhny Piddle, tickles his diddle. To the little kiddles.
DeleteSounds like your paddock and spacey agents. Remember if its illegal the code does it.... ALWAYS!
DeleteGood rhyme though, love the tears.
Praise miners!
DeleteWow! Racist, vulgar and wishing IRL death. And noncompliant. That's not the sort of pilot who belongs in James 315 Territory. Sounds more like one of the anons from our comments section.
ReplyDeleteWell said – and quite frankly, I expect my victims to be better behaved than this.
DeleteAgent Yucie handled the situation well.
one day maybe ccp will come up with some universal set of rules for the players to know when they should calm down.
Deletenahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Better to wish it than be like code and go out and do it. Remember your shartdani friend. Your paddock brothers, your daniels guy and the two in the UK.
DeleteOH and I hear there's a new development with new agents causing terror. Tune in later for more.
Now calm down murder lovers.
Calm down Johnie miner
DeleteThe small minded code agent only blames the miner never the terrorists, of course that means they would have to accept responsibility for their RL actions of rape murder and pedophilia.
DeletePraise miners!
Delete"At this rate, the miner might end up breaking the EULA."
ReplyDeleteahahahaAlways!
Like the code.
DeleteQuestion does code take their crybaby rage out of game? Well the code provides the answer. ALWAYS.
Let's see this fucko get banned.
DeleteOOOPs that would be a code agent. Have fun with that.
DeletePraise miners!
DeleteThis stupid miner needs to be ganked until he quits.
ReplyDeleteAnd code needs to have all their firearms and ammo taken away, your children placed in well balanced and loving homes, and all agents need to remember to calm down this is a game, don't shoot up real people.
DeleteAren't code based in the UK? Pretty sure all their guns were taken years ago. They are lucky to have a butter knife.
DeleteYeah but you know how these ISIS guys are, always finding ways to rape kill and touch children.
DeleteTrue true, praise ISIS miners!
DeleteCode has miners now, who knew.
DeleteLooks like a member of anti ganking was found doing the usual anti ganking thing in New York.
ReplyDeleteLooks like code is already doing the PR cover up of their terrorist brothers again, never forget the Shartdani they always praise and pray to.
DeleteJust like a bunch of cowards to teach their people to kill and rape and molest, then when one of em does it they deny it, yet still praise it.
DeleteCode is hate and death.
My news sources say our good Akbar friend was AFK mining at the time of the incident.
DeleteExcept his code guidelines were found in the vehicle.
DeleteKeep trying murder lover.
Your lie falls flat...you says he had code guidelines in his vehicle..There is no such thing as code "guidelines". The Code is law.
DeleteYet the Sharia law was found in there, codes law. The guidelines were the rules on how to kill or should I say "bump".
DeleteNo matter how you paint it your agent, like all your agents, are terrorists murder lovers and pedo's.
Remember it is your James' teachings that say to kill those who are unarmed, those who do not embrace combat.
He who loses the least, cries the most. I like the saying, he who breaks the law goes straight to the house of pain.
ReplyDeleteUh Oh, here come Cryma with more tears and rage, watch this murder lover he has been crying and raging for weeks now, he may go full paddock after going shardani like his hero.
DeleteThis guy hahahahaha ^^^^^^^^.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteCalm down little johnnie
DeleteOOOOPS another triggered terrorist.
DeleteTriggering one more miner always makes my day go a little smoother.
DeleteAnother triggered murder lover. Its been a good day full of code salt, tears, and of course as always their deflection of guilt.
DeleteKeep crying murder lovers.
Jeezus! What is it about Retriever pilots that makes them so violent and hostile?
ReplyDeleteMaybe CCP should remove all Retrievers, or just ban anyone who flys one in highsec.
Dunno know why do code agents get violent and go out shooting real people and molesting their kids?
DeleteDoes code go full Spacey?
DeleteThe code provides the answer: ALWAYS.
Spacey is a national treasure m8
DeleteYup code loves them young boys. ALWAYS!
DeletePraise miners!
DeleteAnother code agent has emerged in Manhattan and killed eight people with a truck. Guess those pesky miners drove him too far.
ReplyDeleteHis code guidelines were found inside the vehicle.
Thanks for filling up the comments and hit counter! With your help, The Code becomes more and more relevant by the day!
DeleteThis is good so code can be exposed for their terrorist and murder loving ways. Don't forget about the way they praise child murder and molestation, its all the agents ever talk about.
DeleteDon't forget once you take your impotent rage out of game its only a matter of time before the law gets ya.
The only thing on display is your autism john. Stay mad and keep crying hourly LOL.
DeleteWhoops another terror suspect just got triggered. Don't go full paddock mr butthurt.
DeleteReported to the FBI
DeleteGood, we need to take more of these terrorist off the streets.
DeletePraise FBI!
DeleteWow. I think code are parasites and would run from a straight up fight because they are all yellow bellied cowards, but i tell ya what. It makes for some great reading and drama. ��
ReplyDeletePraise miners!
DeleteThis guy watches too much of the wiggles.
ReplyDeleteAnother terrorist from code has been triggered.
DeleteI love me some wiggles. How about you johnie?
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteCalm down kiddie diddler.
DeleteThat's what I'm trying to tell them but code keeps molesting and killing kids.
DeleteI added a new comment so we can get some more spam going.
ReplyDeleteNeat!
DeleteThank you for participating.
DeleteThank you for playing, tomorrows game will be a win yet again.
DeleteThe code always wins!
DeleteI know but not the code your thinking of. Definitely not the game your playing either.
DeleteWhen it comes to the code they always win at killing themselves, they truly know how to blow themselves up in the name of a savior. Sounds way too much like radical Islam.
DeleteFeeling lonely, need someone to hit me up.
ReplyDeleteThat murderloveranon is one easily triggered shitter
ReplyDeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteMad ukrainians are the best
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon, tourists. Mr. Polykhayev is in touch with you. Ask your questions. And let go of retribution overtake the one whom it has long been waiting for. Have a nice day.
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