Thursday, October 12, 2017

Carebear Tears Are Liquid at Room Temperature, Part 1

'Twas another fine day in the Uedama system. How do we know 'twas fine?


Because freighters were dying.


Mercuri Thoth tried to pull a fast one by sneaking her unlicensed freighter into highsec. The result was predictable: She was caught by bumper Berry Nice. Though the gank was a team effort, most of Mercuri's anger was focused on Agent Berry.


Agent Berry Nice is a freighter bumping specialist. She's earned a reputation for honesty and fairness. She's also known for breaking boundaries; she's proven she can bump freighters as well as any man.


Berry was AFK at the moment. Agent Trump The King stepped in to defend her. This wasn't merely a case of "white knighting". Trump didn't want to see a good Agent's name get slandered in local.


Before long, Mercuri was on her heels. She'd assumed that she'd be able to take the moral high ground. But that's pretty tough to do when you're arguing with an incorruptible Agent of the New Order.


Mercuri tried to appeal to Agent Trump's loyalty to his family. What the freighter pilot didn't realize is that the New Order is itself a family. Trump's fellow gankers were his brother and sister and mother.


Mercuri obviously hadn't expected to lose an argument with the people who had ganked her. She began to push the conversation in an uncomfortable direction.


The carebear demanded to know the real name of the bumper who had delivered him to justice. Judging by the context, Mercuri's intentions may have been sinister.


Agent Trump tried to do the freighter pilot a solid by changing the subject. However, Mercuri couldn't be diverted from her course, no matter how dangerous it was. Just what you'd expect from an autopiloter.


Trump feared the possibility that Mercuri might tread into EULA-violating territory. Clearly, Uedama local was not an appropriate venue for this conversation.


Our hero had no desire to see Mercuri get banned. She owed him at least 10 million isk, after all.

To be continued...

56 comments:

  1. Cue --̶J̶o̶h̶n̶ ̶̶P̶i̶r̶t̶l̶e̶-̶- Anonymous with his "anonymous" comments about Vegas, 911 and other real life tragedies.

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    1. Doxxing yourself is a sign of special stupid. Will he make a special appearance?

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    2. Holy shit little johnnie piddle really is as big an idiot as foxbolt.

      Calm down little johnny piddle. Try not to hurt your children when you finally go kalynn.

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    3. @Nitetime Video: you mean Real Life Tragedies like a murder-suicide involving an innocent child... right?

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    4. Calm down little johnnie piddle1228.

      Get a permit or get rekt.

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    5. Calm down murder lover

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    1. nite
      nīt/
      noun informal
      simplified spelling of night.
      "grist for a million late-nite TV jokes"



      What's wrong johnny, you too ignorant to use google for something other than crying about the Templars?

      Lol, you so ignorant.

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    2. Calm down murder lover

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    1. Yup Always loving murder.

      Calm down murder lover.

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  4. Mercuri Thot tried to call out ya boi Trump by asking for his real name but he ready to throw down in TS. I doubt Thot will join TS because he/she is probably scared to try and act tough via voice instead of just typing.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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  5. woah antigankers are failing so hard why didn't they save the freighter.

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    1. Calm down murder lover

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  6. Oh my. An Internet Tough Guy. I am the scareds. Somebody hold me.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    2. Calm down, dead man.
      *plants a knife in Anons throat*
      You see, Apache's DO love what you call 'murder'.
      We call it 'fun'.
      I guess that makes you a bigot and a racist, huh?

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    3. Calm down murder lover.

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    4. Damn Apache, to say that about the native American tribe known as the Apache makes you the racist.

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  7. A quick inspection of Mecuri's loss board is illuminating.

    At least 3 freighters lost to Code.
    Orca after orca lost in lowsec.

    And yet here she is losing an anti tanked freighter. Yet again.

    The smell of irredeemable retard is strong with this one.

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    1. Hmmm repeated losses of MTUs. Repeated and frequent losses of all her POCOs.
      Gets ganked again with a citadel in the hold.

      This imbeciles' intentions are clear. Unlicensed structures in the Saviour's space.

      KOS

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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    3. Don't touch the children murder lover. Remember this is only a game.

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  8. Where ya at piddler? Kicking the cat? Shooting the kid?

    We should start a pool on what date johnnie pedophile will shardani himself or a member of his family, with side bets on how many of his spawn he takes with him.


    I'm taking 12-27-17 with 2 future shitters removed from the gene pool.

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    1. Calm down murder lover. We already seen that your group has killed over 50 and injured more than 200, and that's not to include your 9/11 adventures with planes.

      Seek help, terrorism is not how you play games, keep your killing in game only.

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    2. Calm down, pedobear.
      Seek help, molesting children only gets you tortured to death out in the desert.

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    3. Another triggered agent now seeking to get his anger out on kids because he sucks at a game.

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  9. Friday 13th 2017 is coming.
    exactly 710 years ago something happened to a large cult Organisation that got too big for its boots.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_Templar#Arrests.2C_charges_and_dissolution

    Now it gets weird:

    710 / 315 is 2.2539683 etc

    Pi (3.14) / 2.25... is 1.39....

    1.39 * 100 is 139

    And my last IQ test showed I have an IQ of 139.
    It makes you think... doesn't it?

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    1. An IQ of 139... 1+3+9 is 13
      on Friday the 13th. Impressive.

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    2. More like an I.Q. of 13.

      gtfo shitter xD.

      The Code always wins! Always!

      Even against jesus freaks and crooked kings! Always!

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    3. Calm down murder lover.

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    4. Triggered much. Don't go all vegas style now.

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  10. Where is johhny dipshit?

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    1. The child murderer speaks.

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    2. You mean types johhny, do you read comments here by me and hear my rock star voice in your head?

      It truly is the first sign of shardaniism. Why don't you do yourself a favour, put the keyboard down and go and grab a woman on the pussy and complete the puberty cycle you should have finished 15 years ago.

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    3. Calm down murder lover.

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    4. Oh shit karma been triggered again. Wonder who he is gonna beat today. Wife, kids, grandma. Hopefully he don't go full paddock and shoot up some place.

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    5. Is this guy right in the head. You guys seem to attract some strange weirdos here. Who popped this guys covetor?

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    6. Calm down murder lover.

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  11. Wow, ag members making references to the tragedy in Vegas and murder. Makes you think about who the real good guys are doesn't it. But seriously, these ag guys that come in to "troll" this blog are proving to be quite the cunts. TLDR, referencing a national tragedy this soon after it happened is pretty shameful in my opinion.

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    1. Yeah even more shameful that your code friends did the killings. Now tell your members to keep it in game before more people are hurt.

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    2. Calm down johnny and sit down at the back of the bus with all the other ag psychopathic frustrated beta males.

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    3. Calm down murder lover.

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    4. Feel free to take it out of game and find out just how fast you WILL get hurt, pedobear.

      You never will, tho. Cowardly scum like you never satisfies, they just tease.

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    5. This agent is dead set on going on a killing spree, he enjoys so much death that he is taking out of the game to kill real people and children. Call the police if you know who this player is and have a welfare check done for his family.

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  12. How members of anti ganking clean their house:

    https://i.imgur.com/9lJOJXX.gifv

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    2. Stop touching your kids murder lover.

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  13. Looks like apache is getting triggered like wolf and karma someone get his guns from him before he kills someone.

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  14. Johhny please......you are the one crying here daily.

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    1. Calm down murder lover

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  15. Ahh, one of Jamey's CHODE. slaves rationalizing RL violence, this time against someone else's mother.
    Their depravity knows no boundaries.

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