"The New Order is taking things too far," the carebears lament. "They're telling us how to fit our ships now? What gives them the right?" First of all, the Code gives us the right. Second of all, from a purely pragmatic standpoint, consider what happens when miners go off on their own, fitting their ships however they choose. They end up like some of these guys from the week of October 15th @ 00:00 EVEtime through October 21st @ 23:59 EVEtime:
Sabine Feldbaum's experimental Covetor fit ended up costing her half a billion isk. Somehow, Agents D34dly D34dly and Slutzilla managed to break through her hardy capacitor tank. Anything to get at those juicy ORE Strip Miners.
mark208 must've scoffed at Sabine's half-billion isk loss, "Let me show you how it's done!" With a full set of 'Carpo' Mining Laser Upgrades to complement his own pair of ORE Strip Miners, make208's Hulk was worth a cool billion isk. Agents D34dly D34dly, Larsulrik Napsterbane, and Slutzilla hit the jackpot twice this week. Like they say in Vegas, the CODE always wins.
Alas! Another victim of the "don't buy a permit, just use a Procurer and they won't be able to gank you" school of thought. Fortis spiritus suffered a staggering loss when his Procurer was PvP'ed by Agents Photon Death, Plasma Death, and Liek DarZ. Fortis was using ORE Ice Harvesters, of course, but still--how did this mining barge manage to cost 1.3 billion isk? Was he carrying valuable cargo?
No, it's just that 'Ingenii' Ice Harvester Upgrades are that expensive. Nearly 950 million isk for a pair! It should go without saying that these are highly illegal modules. Our Agents will be keeping a close eye on any miner suspected of using them.
ofuton nukunuku made two huge mistakes this week. First, he devised an extraordinarily fail-fit Rattlesnake. I mean, look at it. Second, ofuton failed to pay his taxes. He was paid a friendly visit by Agents Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Aruka, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector Max, and Taxman Daniel, who helped get him into Code-compliance by taking away his ship.
Oh, and nice hat, dude.
Melissa Mardain must've known she was taking a huge risk by autopiloting a 23.5 billion isk jump freighter through New Order territory. What she didn't realize is how much firepower the Gate Tax Collection Agency has been mustering of late.
Eighteen Tornadoes were recorded on this kill. The terrifying fleet consisted of Agents Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Hill, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Aruka, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector AynRand, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Fuemi, Taxman Daniel, and Mining Lord 1999.
Somehow, Agent Eva Mavas suspected that Hulk pilot Slumber was AFK mining. (I don't know, maybe it was his name that gave it away.) And in Kino of all places! Slumber woke up at some point after his pod was destroyed. In the process, 4.4 billion isk worth of implants disappeared like a forgotten dream.
A bunch of Snakes and expensive missile implants? I suppose this Hulk pilot fancied himself a PvP'er. And he did end up PvP'ing--but Agent Eva was much better at it.
Phew! No sign of carebears harming their wives and children. We can rest easy. Praise James!ReplyDelete
That's what code murder lovers do, as well as shoot up concerts, colleges, schools, make bomb threats and suicide themselves with bomb vests.Delete
Praise James \o/ReplyDelete
Amen brother and praise Him with great Praise!Delete
And burn heretic Ag with holy Antimatter!
Yup they are praying to their savior again, wonder what they plan on doing now, beat their kids, molest them, or are they sending an agent out to do another shooting.Delete
That pod has to be right up there. Wonder what z kill put it at?.ReplyDelete
That is zkill.Delete
Yep my badDelete
Calm down murder lovers.Delete
wow antigankers are failing so hard right nowReplyDelete
never forget shardani
You gonna trigger little johnnie pritle or piddle or pedo or whatever that Pandemic Horde anti ganker's name is.Delete
He can't resist. He'll be here soon and cry anonymously even though he doxed himself like a pleb.Delete
Pandemic Horde anti gankersDelete
Little johnnie piddles should fit right in that group...
or vice versa
Uh oh, they praying to the shardani, looks like a code agent will be killing children, please watch out for your kids today the code is after children to murder.Delete
Even though I've taken a break from EVE, it puts my mind at ease when I see that highsec is doing just fine thanks to our friendly, local New Order agents.ReplyDelete
Keep up the great work guys!
Calm down murder lover.Delete
The code has prayed to their savior and their shardani, today an agent is likely to be out looking to kill children, please be aware that they are radicalized by James 315 and do not care if they die in the process of killing or molesting. It is their training to rush straight in guns blazing or cocks out, with no regard for anything around them. Shoot these terrorists on sight is you have protection, if not seek shelter and call the authorities.ReplyDelete
Code is no longer just in game, they are actively seeking targets in real life.
Look at em multibox like mother fuckers, they don't have the people to make up the size they boast so they just throw money at the game to multibox lots of accounts.ReplyDelete
Code is the only group keeping eve going, CCP will never ban em because they pay lots of money for these ganker gangs.
Somebody is jelous.Delete
Calm down triggered murder lover.Delete
all these enforcements pale in comparison to James 315...who KILLED it this week with:ReplyDelete
"Oh, and nice hat, dude."
And his agent Paddock who really did kill people.Delete
Now calm down murder lover and seek help.
Calm down little johnnie piddles.ReplyDelete
Calm down murder lover.Delete
Just got johns phone number. Too funny better than teamspeak so salty. +496925499762 ask him why he keeps calling people nazis when he is a german?ReplyDelete
Blog reported for doxing/publication of personal information with intent to harass or bully.Delete
Now he is posting fake numbers while still replying to his own comments in order to "Report" our blog. Little Johnny is getting desperate.Delete
Still doesn't excuse your friends from touching children and shooting up places. Keep your impotent rage in game you fucking terrorists.Delete
That poor Rattlesnake....you did a good thing by putting it out of it's misery.ReplyDelete
I feel as though the pilot probably thought he was a genius for coming up with that fit too. It's a frightening thought. Oh, and fuck his hat.Delete
Calm down murder lover.Delete