Monday, October 9, 2017

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 20

Previously, on MinerBumping... Madness... Madness. Mission Ready Mining's world was turned upside down. Despite being EVE's sixth-largest corp, MRM's Gelhan operations were at the mercy of a single bumper, Agent Georgia B Dixie. The siege of Gelhan had gone on for weeks. The new normal was intolerable.


A pair of miners tried to get in some mining time, only to find themselves bumped by Georgia's Machariel. The MRM "defense" fleet stood by and watched. They didn't dare open fire.


Under these conditions, miners begged to be put out of their misery. After a prolonged period of bumping, miners think of being ganked as a mercy.


(Note: Several of these screenshots are too wide to fit on the page, so you'll need to click them to read the text.)

An hour later, Gai Heiyuu, the CEO of Mission Ready Mining, returned to Gelhan. He gave a speech in local, explaining that the New Order was untouchable due to its use of unfair game mechanics.


The CEO gave his own take on the New Order's philosophy. He was occasionally interrupted by salty miners like Patrick Bick, who lacked Gai's superficial civility.


Suddenly, Gai hinted that perhaps the New Order's goals weren't so incompatible with Mission Ready Mining's after all. An absurd notion--one surely driven by Gai's eagerness to make peace with a superior opponent.


Agent Georgia rejected the peace feelers out of hand. She'd known plenty of people like Gai: miners claiming to be in favor of "some" highsec risk and offering lip service against bots.


Georgia stood for the Code--no compromises. Gai switched to another tack. He questioned the New Order's commitment to its own Code.


Gai demanded to know why the New Order had launched an assault against Gelhan. Amusingly, he complained that there were "so many New Order pilots" in Gelhan--despite there usually being only one.


MRM's CEO finally admitted that he was very aware of what had been going on in Gelhan. This was quite a contrast with the attitude he expressed earlier:


When he first showed up, Gai had tried to brush off the New Order and its impact. Georgia wasn't fooled. This, too, was a strategy she'd seen many times before.


Sensing that Georgia was absolutely committed to the Code, Gai focused on challenging Georgia's interpretation of it. The CEO of EVE's sixth-largest corp was now engaged in a debate about the Code with an Agent of the New Order. Cultural victory?


It was clear that Gai needed to spend more time studying the Code. He made all sorts of outrageous claims. He codesplained that miners only need a permit for AFK mining(!) and told Georgia she was wrong when she corrected him.


Then Gai made his most shocking assertion yet.

To be continued...

45 comments:

  1. Holy shit! James 315 was banned!? More news at 11....

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    1. It's not news, the miner said he was banned long time ago.

      *laughs in miner*

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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  2. http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735

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    1. The never ending code worship of a child murderer, please seek help murder lovers, worshipping james and his obsession with death is not healthy. Please put down the guns and stop killing real people.

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    2. Tell me about your FotM gun control talking point lmao!

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    3. Tell me why your friend decided to shoot up Vegas, did he not get his gank?

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    4. Just as a heads up, boss, you are fucking scum if you compare real-life tragedies to the ganking of internet spaceships. I'll preempt your oncoming statement about how "ganking is psychopathy!", "they're the same type of people!" or whatever dumb bullshit you're about to say and just let you know that, no, it isn't, they aren't, you are an idiot.

      It's no wonder carebear communities are so toxic.

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    5. A good example of your toxic hate anon721

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    6. Calm down murder lovers, don't be like your friends and go vegas style, another one of your buddies shot up a texas college. Don't go all paddock seek help. Remember one step down from suiciding yourselves is a spaceship game is pulling a 9/11.

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  3. wow antigankers are failing so hard right now

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    2. There is a wart on your face

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    3. Eat your blood pudding Wolf

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    4. Calm down murder lovers, don't loose it and shoot up a college like another code agent did today.

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  4. Highsec miners are the most ignorant of players. You have to be a simpleton if mining in highsec seems like acceptable behavior. Much less the language and plain toxicity of that Patrik Dick shitter.

    Lol, Dick shitter. That seems to fit those carebears well.


    Honestly, CCP should delete highsec and let the chips fall where they may. I personally believe that the nullsec and lowsec guys will do just fine and any highsec carebears worth keeping would find a place with one of those groups.

    EVE would become a better, healthier place without CONCORD intervention.

    Highsec only serves to harbor the criminal and antisocial elements that EVE and CCP could afford to lose.

    Thoughts? Tears?

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    1. Put on the the ruby slippers then click the heels and you will be in your own wonderland.

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    2. Calm down murder lover, another one of your friends went paddock and shot up a university, don't loose yourself to the ganks.

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    3. Dick shitter is so apt hahahaha. Absolute toxic bunch of useless biomass , screeching autistically about not being able to do what they want. I use to love picking off mission ready mining plebs like flies in amarr. I have no doubt they have ag alts as the level of failure is on par with ag.

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    4. Calm down murder lover, put your guns away.

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  5. How did this guy put together the 6th largest corp in Eve? He's clearly a goofus. In the rare event he does see the light he will never admit it because he cannot loose face in front of his many underlings.

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    1. Have a candycane breakfast lover, you'll feel better

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    2. I'm more of a dinner lover. People always question why I eat cheesesteaks and hamburgers to breakfast instead of egg muffins. DONT TELL ME WHAT TO PUT IN MY MOUTH

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    3. It's your mouth

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    4. Code tells you what to put in your mouth. ALWAYS!

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    5. James tells you to put a gun in your mouth and you do it. Seek help code Nazi.

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  6. That ceo is the dumbest shitter since that foxbolt idiot. You remember, the dumbass that started all those forum "treads" about not being an idiot.

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    1. Careful this agent sounds like he is about to go paddock. Someone find out where he lives and get the cops to watch him. We don't need another vegas shooting.

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  7. All you ag fools need to stop killing IRL. The rest of us are just playing a game, calm down shitters.

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    1. I'm sorry but you need to let your code friends know its not cool to shoot up concerts. Get help don't become a paddock.

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  8. Another code agent went on a shooting spree at a Texas college campus. He did not get his daily gank on.

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    1. What a shock, not really, it fits their style, don't agree with me I kill you.

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  9. Oh god if code don't get to gank daily they might just lose it and pull a 9/11, they do it in game all the time fly right into their victim and wait for death. Whats stopping them from trying it in real life. I mean fuck one of em shot up Vegas and now another shot people in Texas.

    Someone find out where they live and take their guns away.

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    1. Code players have become sick, first they were just laughing about a child murder now they are going out and murdering.

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  10. Code is the new isis training camp for suicide bombers.

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  11. People who anti gank are just closet pedophiles. That's why they do it. They're trying to lure kids in by "protecting" them.

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    1. Calm down murder lover, there is no need to shoot up colleges.

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    2. Lets not forget hijacking planes.

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  12. Anti gankers are generally obsessed with underage anime boys and pre teen twinks. The anti ganking channel is routinely filled with links to child porn and furry drawings. It's no surprise that over 70% of anti gankers are registered sex offenders. Most of them were in prison for raping little kids they took from parks. It's common to see a "I'm just trying to rebuild my life after being in jail for rampant pedophelia" rant in that channel, and the longer you stay in it, the more certain it is you'll see such a rant.

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    1. Calm down murder lover we don't need a Vegas repeat, put the guns away.

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    2. Telling them this wont matter, they will do it anyway, they been taught too well by their "savior". It was just a matter of time before the psychos started putting their tactics to use in the real world.

      We need to find out where they live so we know where they will commit their crimes.

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  13. Careful once they start moderating the comments section that's when they go out and start assaulting people and then start making plans to shoot people and hijack vans. Later they go to vegas conventions and then shoot up concerts and then get friends to shoot up college campuses.

    Its was a matter of time before they started ganking people in real life. Its what James preaches. Death to all who oppose him, in game in and out of game. That's why this site exists, to keep players thinking the game continues in real life.

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