Sunday, October 1, 2017

Kills of the Week

Slaughter. Righteous, inescapable slaughter. That's what the bot-aspirants of highsec faced this week.


The freighter pilots were hit especially hard. Dozens of freighters were caught up in the carnage. It was completely unexpected, and it was devastating. If these carebears ever scoffed at the idea of getting a mining permit, they certainly don't now. They are filled with regret.

Due to the extraordinary losses suffered by rebel scum during the week of September 24th @ 00:00 EVEtime through September 30th @ 23:59 EVEtime, I can only offer you a small (but delicious) sample.



Sigh. Demonesss Bur went autopiloting in a rookie ship worth 2.2 billion isk before Agent Theodor Tancos put a stop to that nonsense. You might assume Demonesss was carrying PLEX she'd just purchased, or maybe skill injectors. No, it was a bunch of garbage in a small container. She intentionally used an Ibis as a hauler.



Corvuss thought he was 100% safe mining in a 0.9 security system. Still, he didn't want to risk a Mackinaw or Hulk hull, so he used a Retriever to keep down costs. Ah, but his bot-aspirancy won out: Corvuss equipped a pair of ORE Strip Miners. Guess what? Our Agents patrol all of highsec, even those pesky 0.9 systems. Agents Koiji, Kirgi, and Kanji Kan were on the hunt for ORE Strip Miners and they soon found their prey.



More than one Agent noticed the increase in bling this week...


Detar Yohar's Mackinaw, worth 1.5 billion isk, brought great shame upon highsec until the matter was dealt with by Agents Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Aaaarrgg, and Pod-Goo Repoman. There wasn't any ORE equipment, but 'Aoede' Mining Laser Upgrades are extraordinarily decadent, too.


...And decadent drones have been popping up like weeds lately.



David BladeLane had a lot of isk to burn, it seems. The mighty CODE. alliance was more than happy to help him burn it. David's Typhoon Fleet Issue activated its autopilot, so our heroes activated their weapons. Agents uninstall 01, uninstall 03, Christine Rozei, uninstall 02, uninstall 04, uninstall 07, uninstall 05, uninstall 09, uninstall 10, Ruby Rozei, uninstall 08, Tawny Rozei, uninstall 06, Shanade Rozei, Giselle Rozei, Trump The King, Katy Rozei, Ivanka Rozei, and Baron Rozei earned the gratitude of highsec with yet another successful mission.


As if the TFI didn't equip enough blingy modules, it also carried extras in the cargo. Who loses a 7 billion isk battleship? Someone who doesn't follow the Code, that's who.



As I said in the intro, dozens of freighters were eliminated by our warriors this week. Evultura managed to lose a jump freighter. I could've highlighted any number of ships, but, to be honest, Evultura's squawking amused me. The massive CODE. fleet that brought her to justice consisted of Agents Braggs Seyllin, V-ktor Dolus, uninstall 01, Ruby Rozei, Sherri Rozei, uninstall 10, uninstall 06, uninstall 03, uninstall 04, uninstall 05, uninstall 09, uninstall 02, uninstall 07, Giselle Rozei, Shanade Rozei, Christine Rozei, Trump The King, Jagwar Deina, Lagatha Rozei, Ivanka Rozei, Tawny Rozei, Katy Rozei, and Baron Rozei.


Eight hours later, Evultura returned to her keyboard long enough to write me this EVEmail. I'll take the "gf", but I'm still waiting on my 10 million isk.



Ouch. Tony Dell'angelo lost just shy of 25 billion isk when he made the fateful decision to send his unlicensed freighter into my territory. As it turned out, Tony ended up saving our Agents a lot of time. Here's how:


The freighter contained 60 Hulks. Agents Shazna Solta, Another ShadeOf Whyte, Unfit ForDoody, Sophie Whyte, Captain Cortar, Trump The King, Tawny Rozei, Shanade Rozei, Pure Whyte, Blasty McVoidFace, Ruby Rozei, Origo Lim, Katy Rozei, Sherri Rozei, Crom Cimmeria, Subotai Hyrkanian, Giselle Rozei, Christine Rozei, Ivanka Rozei, Lagatha Rozei, and Baron Rozei wiped them all out in a single gank. Now that's efficiency.

What a week! You may have noticed that there wasn't a pod featured this time. In recent months, there's been a significant decline in the number of decadent pods; carebears have learned how dangerous it is to equip blingy implants in highsec. It's wonderful to teach such an important lesson. As a result, some weeks there aren't any truly expensive pods to highlight.

This, however, was not one of those weeks.

To be continued...

28 comments:

  1. wow antigankers couldnt stop a single freighter gank? reminds me of the past 4 years.

    non-stop failure daily.

    never forget shardani

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    1. That should be ag's line: "never!" Notice there's no caps.

      The negativity of it fits ag just fine, while the positivity of 'Always!' instantly make me think of the Code and the positive impact Gankers have on EVE.

      Always!

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    2. The love you show for a child killer is astonishing. even AG has the ability to separate RL from RP.

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  2. Wow, AG is like a bunch of Trumptards, always screaming that they are in the right and everything's going great. Of course, the CoDPieces (Cult of Donald Pieces of Trash) still have a long way to go until they equal all the failures of AG. However, they sure have the cocky,self served attitude down pat. Kind of Karmic that Trump is having issues with his AG, while James is handling his AG easily. Well, congrats again CODE, another fine week of culling the stupid.

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    1. Libtard calm down. Yes, ag sucks, but you will need a permit to drop that much salt here. Are you mad because you think you are smarter than Trump?

      If you're smarter, then why is he a successful businessman and tv personality and you're just a whiner?

      What have you ever done?



      psssst, you don't sound very educated, prolly best to stop now. And maybe get a permit. And a job.

      Just sayin.

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    2. Inb4 the sad anonabeta who gets angry he fails at eve online.

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    3. But is Trump responsible for kalyn shardani?

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    4. Calm down Killary.

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  3. oooooh I can't wait. I don't remember ever seeing a two-part KOTW post. It must have been a good week for pods!

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  4. LOL!!! AG failing hardcore non-stop daily!

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    1. Code has a good bot program just for that line.

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  5. Here's the kicker to my 25 bil loss. My corp is a share holder in the New Order. Check the list if you don't believe me.

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    1. Here's the kicker to your kicker. Your status as a shareholder doesn't give you immunity to carry illegal cargo and violate the law.
      I hope you will choose to remedy this problem by reading the Code and getting a permit right away.

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    2. dont forget a mining permit next time you decide to mine in James 315 territory

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    3. If your corp is a shareholder then you have no excuse Tony. You have let them down. Baaaad miner.

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    4. Yes don't worry the rules will change again shortly. They don't keep rules very well. Remember that as a shareholder you fall under the ones that do not change, such as the fact that as a member of code you cannot lose ever.

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  6. Oh, a pod special! I can't wit to read it.
    /Minx

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    1. Slaughter, what code loves most. Second to real life murder. Sad

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  7. Wow epic failures again. Anti ganking = barnacles in the anus of progress.
    Thanks obama.

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    1. Hey look another who cannot separate real life from RP.

      Fail.

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  8. a mining permit for a freighter...sad, so sad.

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    1. Unable to do combat.

      Lame

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  9. Interesting that in Jamey's reality a freighter is also a mining vessel.

    Seriously disturbed.

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    1. Anon 1:02

      You're not very good at this are you?

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    2. Apparently code is not good at gaming.

      Seriously check their rules, they cant accept loss and love real life murderers.

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  10. To be continued on KOTW???

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE


    -Galaxy Pig

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  11. Lol kalyn shardani

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    1. Your favorite murderer.

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