Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Null and Void

How AFK must a miner be in order to lose his pod in highsec?


Pretty AFK. Deo Null lost his Retriever and a 420 million isk pod while AFK. Deo Null wasn't very appropriately named; he might've chosen the name Deo Highsec, had he known he would become a carebear. (His corp name was more fitting, though.)


Agent Larsulrik Napsterbane contacted Deo after the gank to give him some valuable information about the Code--only to learn that Deo was one of those "I would've paid" guys.


Nevertheless, Deo knew a good deal when he saw one, so he requested additional details about how to buy a permit. Still, he had nagging doubts. He didn't yet have full faith.


A few days later, Deo finally gave in and purchased a mining permit. Happy day!


On the other hand, "day" might be pushing it. Deo enjoyed less than an hour of gank-free mining before he was terminated for non-compliance.


He'd gotten plenty of warning, of course. But Deo didn't equip his mining permit or any tank modules. In fact, he looked for all the world like a bot-aspirant who didn't own a permit.


Deo invited Agent Super Perforator to a private convo and presented his permit to prove he'd purchased one. Agent Super was patient with the miner, but Deo's true colors were already beginning to show. He had to be told to calm down--an instruction that Gallant miners almost never require.


No wonder Deo wasn't "very social"; every time he opened his mouth, more evidence of his guilt poured out. Side note: I've never understood the carebears who say they only want to be left in peace. When the Money Badger Coalition invaded Imperium space last year, could they have been driven out by the Goons saying, "leave us alone"?


With only the slightest of nudges, our Agent coaxed Deo Null into making an even more thorough--and more damning--confession.


Super Perforator had made up her mind. Deo Null didn't qualify for reimbursement. In fact, the only question was whether his permit would be revoked.


The miner had bound himself in a web of lies and excuses. Gallant miners don't need to come up with detailed explanations about why they failed to obey the Code. They simply obey the Code. It's so simple.


If for whatever reason you want to mine in highsec, the first thing you need to do--before learning about skills to train or modules to fit or ships to buy or asteroids to find--the very first thing, is read the Code. It's remarkable just how many miners skip this all-important step.


Our Agent offered the miner one-on-one tutoring in the Code, but Deo Null wasn't interested. He opted instead for the "leave me alone" tank. Super Perforator had no choice but to revoke his permit. Now Deo Null is on his own, without the New Order family to protect him from himself.

59 comments:

  1. Wow antigankers fail so hard. No wonder they are so toxic/salty.

    Never forget shardani

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    1. What is this shardani that u peeps keep on talking about? I'd like to get in on the in joke please?

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    2. @955,

      He was the typical antiganker. A hater and real life shitter. He was so inept at stopping gankers that he eventually lost his fucking mind, going so far as to accuse good honest gankers of being sociopaths.

      Then he proceeded to gank his kid and then himself, or as we like to call it: "natural selection". He wont be passing his obvious defects onto future generations.



      All's well that ends well.

      Always!

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    3. Oh No, wolf is going shardani, get the kids home from school and lock all the doors. Keep him away from schools and public places, someone let the guy get his gank on before he kills a real life person.

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    4. Wow two more triggered agents going all paddock, please seek help you don't need to kill people.

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    5. What is this paddock thing? Something about a field for horses?

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    6. Oh dear this one forgot bout their friend who shot up vegas, poor poor indoctrinated terrorist, did james forget to tell you what the end game was for his club. You know the part where you guys go postal and kill people, like shardani and paddock and daniels did. Oh lets not forget about making sure you die in the process, you know how you do it in game.

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    7. Stay mad jonnie piddle.

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    8. Calm down murder lover

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  2. Deo Null wanted to seem like he was a reasonable person but at the end of the day he could not manage to put aside his bot aspirant ways. Maybe he won't go AFK as much just to save his pod in the future but that's probably the extent. He will continue to mine alone and avoid social interaction on an online space PVP game.

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    2. Is this what happens when an Anonymous poster forgets to log out before posting?

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    3. Lol little johnny piddle is a spergy shitter.

      Do it again dumbass.

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    4. What's wrong johnny? You too scared to post about shootings under your own name? Good thing you had that edit option, you gutless little troll. Shouldn't you be molesting your children so they grow up traditional ag?


      Chicken shitter. May you follow your friend kalynn soon. (:

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    5. Heeeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrsss johnny.

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    6. Karma is going full vegas someone get the authorities, shelter in place and watch out for an unstable agent who didn't get his gank on. More agents are going full paddock everyday now. They cannot separate the game from real life and have gone on shooting spree's.

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    7. Holy shit look at all the ragey and trigger code agents its going to be a full blown 9/11. These animals have finally lost it, first it was that shardini guy then Vegas, then the texas university, what now, who they gonna kill and laugh about now?

      Be afraid everyone, code is quickly becoming a terrorist group.

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    8. Calm down johnny hahahahahaha.

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    9. Calm down murder lover.

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  3. It was a sad story, but we can all learn something from it. Praise James! o7

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    1. We learned that little johnny piddle is a child molesting freak that's scared to post now that he's been caught acting like a shitter again?

      Just sayin...

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    2. Holy fuck the code are now targeting children because they cant play their game right, get all your kids home safe and watch out for agents at public schools, they may be armed so do not approach just call the police.

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    3. Calm down jonnie piddle

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    4. Calm down murder lover

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  4. What a disappointment. Deo Null must have assumed that a permit was a bribe to make our Agents overlook his violations. Little did he know that our Agents are incorruptible. Full compliance is mandatory.

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    1. Except when they shoot up concerts or college campuses. Except when they off killing kids.
      Except when they hijack planes.
      Except when they tell people to kill themselves.
      Except when they lie.
      Except when they are laughing at death.
      Except when they augh at child murder.

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    2. Don't forget when they attack people for having different opinions, most of them are in antifa.

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  5. "Neo Dull"....

    How many times do you have to say 'Read the Code!' before these moaning miners realise what the words mean?

    It's true, miners don't like to be told what to do, but when they're being given straightforward and helpful advice from someone who has just blown their ship and pod to smithereens, isn't it best to take it in good part?

    You and I might think so, but the anti-social bot-aspirant fools who litter Highsec right now seem to need more than just a little prodding.

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    1. So you're saying we need to prod the hell out of 'em. Check.

      Prods out!

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    2. Uh oh looks like Rob Thompson needs to have his guns confiscated, he may go full paddock. Don't do like your code friend Rob you don't need to shoot real people.

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    3. My porn star name is Dig Bicks.

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    4. Calm down ISIS.

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    5. How it's sad? At the end, the miner promises to never mine again! And he got to this conclusion on a modest budget-price! Great victory for The Code (as always), but also a great victory of the miner! Excellent, and very benevolent work agents!

      We pray to James that his lowly urges may indeed never surface again!

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    6. Calm down murder lover

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    7. Hey Anon 414, you have it all wrong about Mr. Rob Thomson. He is so bored living in his Nursing home he takes it all out ganking in EVE. More than likely it will be a Nursing home massacre next that we will be reading about.

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    8. @2:05 Every time a miner buys a Permit but ignores The New Halaima Code of Conduct, it makes me sad. The fact that he *says* that he is not mining will no doubt be disproved on zkillboard... if it hasn't already.

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  6. the "leave me alone" tank.

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! epic.

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    1. Another ag approved tanking method, sure to get many hisec miners killed.



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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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  7. Looks like the murder-lover/vegas anon got real quiet after he accidentally posted with his name and then deleted it.

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    1. That's because he's a piece of crap coward bitch.

      We all know who he is, now's the time to teach him how to behave.

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    2. Uh oh nitetime has joined the ranks of the triggered code agents about to go paddock. Someone call the cops and have his guns seized. We don't need another Texas incident.

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  8. How sad that the so sad anon and the vegas anon have not replied. Am i to assume that johhny was a forum multiboxer and they too were his forum alts crying? We all know who else had this mental illness and who had a meltdown before being able to seek help. Johhny please get the help you need.

    Never forget shardani.

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    1. Karma is still triggered he going to kill soon, he is already praying to James and the shardani, him and wolf together will go full 9/11.

      Poor code, they followed the teachings of terrorism through James and now they are going to murder and suicide themselves.

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  9. Thanks for keeping my memory alive Karma and Wolf.

    Never forget me.

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    1. Puleese!

      You wish you had the balls to follow your hero kalynn.

      Actually we all wish you did, coward.

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    2. Karma is doing the prayer to james and the shardani, they are about to go full paddock and kill people, call the police.

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    3. Why is johhny named after a puddle of piss ?

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    4. Calm down murder lover

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    5. Stay mad johnny piddleofpiss, you truly are following in the footsteps of your mentor. You are so mad at CODE. you come here everyday to rage and convince everybody that the new order are evil and all you accomplish is making yourself out to be an obsessed butthurt maniac this is exactly what shardani did. Your cooked bro.

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    6. Calm down murder lover.

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  10. Jesus johnnie piddle you may need a break dude, and a few more years to mature.

    You really are a chicken shit coward, please seek help before you hurt yourself or some poor innocent. You're a scared little piddler.

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    1. Another code agent has gone triggered the whole of code is about to go on a killing rampage everyone code is going full 9/11. Seek shelter.

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  11. Days since a member of ag molested a kid: 0

    ^sign outside of the anti ganking trailer park

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    1. This ones going full paddock, call the cops.

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  12. Harvey Weinstein, member of anti ganking, was accused of rape! Why do anti gankers find themselves embroiled in so many sexual controversies?

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    1. Look code is laughing about murder, mass shootings, rape, and child molestation.

      Nothing new.

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    2. Wow anon502 jumping on that feminist bandwagon. Way to go beta male cuck.

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