Saturday, October 14, 2017

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #142


Highsec miners aren't known for their traditional family values. Luckily, highsec has the Agents of the New Order to provide a better example. Welcome to the latest edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


I've cautioned miners that a "leave me alone" tank is ineffective. But it's usually easier to kill a miner than to reason with him.


Miners like to blame the mighty CODE. alliance for the decline in EVE subscribers. In reality, EVE would have even fewer players if not for CODE. and all the content it creates. This has been scientifically demonstrated time and time again.


That having been said, some of the very, very worst EVE players might leave the game when ganked. However, the loss is more than made up for by all of the new players that the Code attracts and retains.


When you get an EVEmail like this, it makes you want to learn more about the person who wrote it. Here's the description of Zna4Ok's corp:


Unfortunately, it raises more questions than answers. Yes, it's the Mad Mindless Miners corp, but how did they get that way? One can only assume that this is the effect of too many hours of mining in highsec.


You know all those anonymous commenters who say, "I've been mining without a permit for years, and CODE.'s never ganked me"? Sure.


It sounds like your weapons platform still needs some work.


Fifteen minutes, ten minutes... Even an anti-Code rebel should be able to appreciate our efficiency, at least.


Another common carebear contradiction: They say that EVE wouldn't have any ships if not for the work of Code-violating miners. But they also say that they can go to nullsec and mine whenever they want. So which is it?


Damage CODE.'s reputation? I think our reputation's too good to be damaged that easily.


...Speaking of CODE.'s reputation.


If you want to make an Anti-Ganker cry, show him this. Our relevance grows each day. No one can deny it, not even the ISD!

41 comments:

  1. you´ve been Yucie´d _o_

    100.069
    good luck with that ISD/CCP bounty (legit!) thing ;)

    Riensen

    ReplyDelete
  2. I'm gay for James 315 ��

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Careful, the code does not like homosexuals.

      Delete
    2. the New Order does not like noncompliants.
      everyone else is a-ok with us.
      (yes irl homicide counts as noncompliance.)

      Delete
    3. Then stop letting/encouraging your members do it.

      Also its good of you to admit you do not approve of homosexuals, admitting your hate and bigotry is step one in the healing process.

      Delete
    4. Calm down johnnie piddles. The only criminal here is you. Stop molesting your children, you kalynn worshiping pedophile.

      Delete
    5. Calm down murder lover, and sorry it is your friends who are always worshipping the alter of shardani, and your friends who end up laughing and praising real life death and mayhem.

      I repeat seek help you and your friends get violent when triggered over a game.

      Delete
    6. Poor little triggered johnnie can't stand it when his friend kalynn is disparaged. Hey little johnnie, you are the only one here stuck on rl murder. You are so mad that you failed in game that you feel a compulsion to post tears on this site accusing good people of being as petty and ignorant as yourself.

      Little johnnie piddes can't stop crying over the loss of his friend kalynn the child murderer.

      Delete
    7. Poor little murder loving agent, just loves death and children. Has to rage everytime his hypocrisy is shown and then his buddies go shooting up places or do bomb threats or beat their kids.

      Remember code this is a game don't take your violence to the real world.

      Delete
  3. I applaude Yucie Van Burean for his capability to ask the right questions!

    ReplyDelete
  4. even ISD's hate anti-ganking.

    probably due to them being so toxic

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Calm down murder lover.

      Delete
    2. kalynn can't get much calmer, little johnnie pedo.

      Delete
    3. Why did you kill her, because that's what you guys do.

      Delete
  5. I'm so proud of that ISD for not bitching out right there.

    Always!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Always a Jihadist.

      Delete
    2. Always triggering little johnnie pedo!

      Delete
    3. Seems your triggered murder lover.

      Delete
  6. NB4 little johnnie pedo wets himself.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Calm down murder lover.

      Delete
    2. Lol it worked

      Delete
    3. Yup it worked another triggered agent.

      Delete
  7. All in all, this is pretty light for John Pirdle (never forget that he accidentally posted with his real name before trying to delete it when he was posting his drivel about real life tragedies like 9/11 and such)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Calm down murder lover.

      Delete
    2. Nitime still triggered over shit.

      HTFU

      Delete
    3. Looks like little johnnie piddles don't know what 'trggered' means.

      Calm down kalynn loving pedophile, aka john pirtle the pedo.

      Delete
    4. Another triggered agent. Please do not play with guns while in this state of mind.

      Delete
  8. Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Kalyn.

    Kalyn who?

    Kalyn Shar-en't you glad your kids are alive-dani!

    If you don't get it, it's because you're stupid and have AIDS

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. So much hate, someone is triggered.

      Delete
    2. The only hate monster here is little johnnie pedophile, and he supports RL infanticide.

      Delete
    3. Which code laughs about constantly all while promoting suicide and suicide killings.

      Delete
  9. Calm down murder lover.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Calm down little johnnie pedo.

      Delete
    2. Calm down little triggered agent, its only a game, stop beating your wife over it.

      Delete
  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE5yNmc0QgQ

    ReplyDelete
  11. You know it's just a matter of time before we know which john pirtle is our little johnnie pedo.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Calm down murder lover.

      Delete
  12. *stares at huge screeds of comments, literally hundreds, that are, 100%, two communities of assholes, yelling "no u" at each other, while referencing real life tragedy*


    *chews popcorn very slowly*

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. it's ok CR,
      this is the internet, no one gives a shit

      Delete
    2. Exactly the irony I love to see. And neither side seems to care that they do it, just that they will point fingers at the other side for doing it.

      Delete
  13. "Where does your brother mine?"

    ReplyDelete

Note: If you are unable to post a comment, try enabling the "allow third-party cookies" option on your browser.