What have we here? Agent Richmond Slytha has graciously contributed to highsec by translating the Code into Turkish. Now even fewer bot-aspirants can make up excuses about not being able to read the Code.
You can find Richmond's translation here:
The Code in Turkish
It's extraordinary--the Code is now available in seven languages: English, Russian, German, Spanish, French, Chinese, and Turkish.
All the carebears need to do is read it and obey it.
BONUS!
Agent Krig Povelli has created his own version of MinerBumping Comment Bingo. The Goofuses of EVE can't help but produce content, even though they'd prefer a game where everyone mines AFK in solitary silence.
One day, even people who make comments like those seen above will become well-mannered, productive citizens in our Order. Don't believe it? Wait and see.
Well, at least this former Agent got in before the bots.
ReplyDeleteI love the murder of bot aspirants, it saves their wives & children from a beating, or worse.
Calm down murder lover. Ganking keeps you guys from shooting up concerts and colleges. Go ganking and turn in your guns.
DeleteCalm down paedo whiner.
DeleteGanking makes you cry in these comments. Always good to see these comments filled with your drool.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteCalm down johnnie pedos! You are the only murder lover here.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteLittle johnnie pedo is sure hung up on 'murder lover'. That's what it looks like when a pedo projects his secret fantasies on everyone else.
DeletePlease calm down johhnie pedo, and for goodness sake, stop trying to act like kalynn.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteYour hero kalynn can't get any calmer. Why you so mad little johnnie pedo?
DeleteStop praying to her then.
Delete"I don't even play EVE" . Well that's true I haven't played in about 6 months and may never return however I still come here to laugh while at work.
ReplyDeleteSure you don't. Keep crying johnnie pedo.
DeleteCalm down child molester.
Deletekalynn the molester can't get any calmer. Little johnnie piddler should join him for a few anger management classes. Those classes seem pretty effective.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteCalm down johnnie pedo, you are the only murder lover here.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteThe Turkish translation of the Code is wonderful news! Thank you (Teşekkür ederim)
ReplyDeleteCan confirm: the Code in Turkish basically says "either you buy your permit and obey the Code at all times, or it's the Midnight Express for you".
DeleteExpect much wailing and lacrimal evacuations.
I know code guys never stop crying.
DeleteOh shit, look another agent that wants to suicide bomb real people.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteAll you pedos need a break. From game, not reality. You silly shitters, stop being pedos.
DeletePut the gun down you don't need to do like your friends did.
DeleteYea, stop acting like your friend kalynn, don't kill your kids.
DeleteCalm down little johnnie pedo.
Don't get triggered by codes favorite killer.
DeleteOnly little johnny pedo gets triggered over his an hero kalynn.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteCan you translate it into Italian so we can call it Spaghetti Code?
ReplyDeleteWe already have Rice Code and we all know rice is the superior carb.
DeleteRacists
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteWhy so mad johnnie pedo? You get caught posting under your real name?
DeleteWell, that's how shitter pedos fail, daily.
Always!
Go get your gank on and don't shoot up public places like your buddies.
DeleteThat was an antiganker, like kalynn or little johnnie pedo. Only antigankers kill people IRL. Unless you have proof otherwise.
DeleteCalm down little johnnie confused pedo.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteI think kalynn heard you little johnnie, he's real calm lately. Maybe you should take your own advice. Or kalynn's.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteWhere oh where is Ming!
ReplyDeleteNB4 that piddler starts crying about murder and molesting his children.
ReplyDeleteCalm down little johnnie piddles.
Calm down murder lover.
DeletePoor johnnie piddles, impotent rage will soon consume him. I hope his children are safe.
DeleteSeek help murder lover, its only a game.
Deletekalynn already got help, little johnnie pedo, maybe you can find help too.
DeleteDon't beat your child over a game.
DeleteI am truly amazed at how a criminal thiefing miner can have an online meltdown in the comments section when he loses a digital spaceship in a video game about blowing up digital spaceships. As a good friend of always say's, comply or die.
ReplyDeleteWe cannot not understand why a ganker has to shoot up a Vegas venue or a college campus or even kill a child when he or she does not get their way in a video game. Seek help, or stay in the game, don't take out your frustrations in real life.
DeleteFor the love of god stop molesting your children.
We cannot not = when a moron attemts to sound educated.
DeleteCalm down ISIS
DeleteSay it backwards while looking in the mirror and you will find the description of your true self anon 847.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteWhy you so angry little johnnie pedo?
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
Deletekalynn is perma-calm. Maybe little johnnie piddler should follow suit. Or is he a complete coward?
DeleteStill telling people to kill themselves murder lover
DeleteComment bingo has been done, try to be more creative.
ReplyDeleteCalm down little johnnie pedo. Why are you so mad over a video game?
DeleteStop piddling your children please, IRL of course.
Calm down child molester.
DeleteCalm down johnnie pedo. ftfy.
DeleteDon't get triggered murder lover.
Deletekalynn can't get triggered, little johnnie pedo. He has already 'calmed down', permantly. You should do the same...
DeleteCalm down there murder lover, its a game. You don't need to tell people to kill themselves.
DeleteYou are the only upset murder lover here, little johnnie pedo. Please stop killing innocent children.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteJames could never be the Mittani, the Mittani never begged for money like code does, although he did tell people to just kill themselves so I can see how some people can make the mistake.
ReplyDeleteCalm down little johnnie pedo.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteYou're not calming down little johnnie pedo. You must be the maddest child piddler we know.
DeleteThat's not healthy, pedo.
Put the gun down murder lover.
DeleteYea johnnie pedo, stop killing kids. Guns dont hurt people, little johnnie rage monsters do.
DeleteStop worshiping kalynn you piddler.
Take your own advice.
DeleteWhy you so mad little johnnie pedo?
Deletekalynn left you all alone? awwwww, you poor little child molester.
Calm down kalynn lover.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteA lot of these squares sound just like code statements just miner is switched with code ganker or murderer. What you don't like your own statements turned back on you.
ReplyDeleteSad.
Calm down johnnie pedo, please don't kalynn your kids. We all know how much you like to cry about murder.
DeleteCalm down child molester.
DeleteCalm down johnnie pedo. Why you so mad again? Still embarrassed about that fuckup from a couple days ago where you had to edit some comments? You poor ignorant pedo.
DeleteWe know it's still you that's ragey and mad, little johnnie pedo. Please tell us you haven't molested any kiddies today.
You need to stop abusing your children murder lover.
Deletekalynn already stopped abusing his kids, you should too little johnnie piddler.
DeleteI told you to stop beating your kids. Have you done that yet?
DeleteOnly kalynn and his friends abuse children. You so sad little johnnie pedo.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteI don't even play EVE (but for some reason I still came here to comment).
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work agents!
\o/ Praise James! \o/
Heil James and the Fourth Reich.
Delete\O
Calm down murder lover
DeleteCalm down johnnie pedo, you are the only murder lover here.
DeleteCalm down child molester.
DeleteYes, calm down johnnie pedo child piddler.
DeleteRemember this is a game murder lover.
DeleteA game where you shouldn't be a child molestor. Stop piddling your kids little johnnie pedo.
DeleteTake your own advice.
DeleteTook own advice, didn't act like a shitter over a video game, and I didn't pod my kid.
DeletePoor little johnnie pedo is a sad sack, maybe he misses those long nights with kalynn plotting to kill people irl over a game.
Lol get rekt little johnnie pedophile.
Still acting like a ragey Shardani, don't go shooting up a place like a paddock, and for the love of god do not board a plane and go 9/11. Remember.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
What do you think kalynn did with the body? Let it go to waste?
ReplyDeleteFuck no! Anti ganking is home to most, if not all, of the world's cannibals.
And another triggered agent. Don't beat your kids because you didn't gank today.
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
DeleteAnd most of the little johnnie pedos. Now you see why they all need to be exterminated.
DeleteIn game of course...
Calm down little johnnie pedos. Your an hero kalynn is waiting for you, don't delay any longer.
DeleteCalm down child molester.
DeleteThat's what he just said, calm down johnnie pedo.
DeleteYou and your friends don't have to martyr yourselves in RL for james murder lover.
Deletekalynn was not a martyr, little johnnie pedo. You are one messed up child molestor.
DeleteBut your the one doing the suicides, and touching your kids. For your savior.
DeleteTell your friends they don't need to shoot people.
That's your friend kalynn that shoots people little johnnie pedo. But keep crying, we like to watch child molesters suffer, pedos deserve it.
DeletePoor little johnnie pedo, never wins! Never! Like the rest of ag. The only good ag is kalynn, he did what was best for everyone, he quit the game.
Hey little johnnie pedo, when you gonna quit EVE?
When you gonna play like a PvP'er and not like ISIS or shardani?
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
Who has gotten triggered today and begun beating their kids, wolf, karma or another agent?
ReplyDeleteOnly little johnnie pedo, the RL murder loving child molestor.
DeletePssst, that be you, kalynn lover.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteYea, calm down pedophiles! Stop shardani-ing your children little johnnie piddles.
DeleteTake your own advice.
DeleteAlready did take own advice, didn't kill my kid in rl over a video game.
DeleteCalm down johnnie pedophile, or john pritle, whatever you call yourself it's still wrong to molest and kill your kids. Please only kalynn yourself, leave the children alone.
Stop beating and touching your kids now and we will call that progress. Remember....
DeleteCalm down murder lover.
Little johnnie piddler seems a bit mad today. Maybe he can find peace like kalynn did. We can always pray for him.
ReplyDeleteCalm down little johnnie pedo.
Calm down murder lover.
DeleteWhy you keep telling kalynn to calm down little johnnie pedo? He's pretty calm now.
DeleteCode agent was disgruntled at La Guardia this morning.
ReplyDeleteawwww, did little johnnie pedo get left behind when his friend kalynn decided to do the right thing and quit?
DeleteLooks like your friends are commiting more crimes, you need to remind them that this is only a game, no more praying to James or shardani, no more suicide pacts to kill people in real life, no more mass shootings, and no more bomb threats. Help is available.
DeleteCalm down murder lovers.
Kalynn respawns at a major airport this morning. Failure sure to follow.
ReplyDeleteCodes favorite child killer.
Delete