Friday, October 13, 2017

The Code in Turkish

CCP may be scaling back its foreign language support for EVE, but the New Order is only adding more content to the game.


What have we here? Agent Richmond Slytha has graciously contributed to highsec by translating the Code into Turkish. Now even fewer bot-aspirants can make up excuses about not being able to read the Code.

You can find Richmond's translation here:

The Code in Turkish

It's extraordinary--the Code is now available in seven languages: English, Russian, German, Spanish, French, Chinese, and Turkish.

All the carebears need to do is read it and obey it.

BONUS!


Agent Krig Povelli has created his own version of MinerBumping Comment Bingo. The Goofuses of EVE can't help but produce content, even though they'd prefer a game where everyone mines AFK in solitary silence.


One day, even people who make comments like those seen above will become well-mannered, productive citizens in our Order. Don't believe it? Wait and see.

120 comments:

  1. Well, at least this former Agent got in before the bots.

    I love the murder of bot aspirants, it saves their wives & children from a beating, or worse.

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    1. Calm down murder lover. Ganking keeps you guys from shooting up concerts and colleges. Go ganking and turn in your guns.

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    2. Calm down paedo whiner.

      Ganking makes you cry in these comments. Always good to see these comments filled with your drool.

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    3. Calm down murder lover.

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    4. Calm down johnnie pedos! You are the only murder lover here.

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    5. Calm down murder lover.

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    6. Little johnnie pedo is sure hung up on 'murder lover'. That's what it looks like when a pedo projects his secret fantasies on everyone else.

      Please calm down johhnie pedo, and for goodness sake, stop trying to act like kalynn.

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    7. Calm down murder lover.

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    8. Your hero kalynn can't get any calmer. Why you so mad little johnnie pedo?

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    9. Stop praying to her then.

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  2. "I don't even play EVE" . Well that's true I haven't played in about 6 months and may never return however I still come here to laugh while at work.

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    1. Sure you don't. Keep crying johnnie pedo.

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    2. Calm down child molester.

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    3. kalynn the molester can't get any calmer. Little johnnie piddler should join him for a few anger management classes. Those classes seem pretty effective.

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    4. Calm down murder lover.

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    5. Calm down johnnie pedo, you are the only murder lover here.

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    6. Calm down murder lover.

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  3. The Turkish translation of the Code is wonderful news! Thank you (Teşekkür ederim)

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    1. Can confirm: the Code in Turkish basically says "either you buy your permit and obey the Code at all times, or it's the Midnight Express for you".

      Expect much wailing and lacrimal evacuations.

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    2. I know code guys never stop crying.

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    3. Oh shit, look another agent that wants to suicide bomb real people.

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    4. Calm down murder lover.

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    5. All you pedos need a break. From game, not reality. You silly shitters, stop being pedos.

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    6. Put the gun down you don't need to do like your friends did.

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    7. Yea, stop acting like your friend kalynn, don't kill your kids.

      Calm down little johnnie pedo.

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    8. Don't get triggered by codes favorite killer.

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    9. Only little johnny pedo gets triggered over his an hero kalynn.

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    10. Calm down murder lover.

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  4. Can you translate it into Italian so we can call it Spaghetti Code?

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    1. We already have Rice Code and we all know rice is the superior carb.

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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    3. Why so mad johnnie pedo? You get caught posting under your real name?

      Well, that's how shitter pedos fail, daily.

      Always!

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    4. Go get your gank on and don't shoot up public places like your buddies.

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    5. That was an antiganker, like kalynn or little johnnie pedo. Only antigankers kill people IRL. Unless you have proof otherwise.

      Calm down little johnnie confused pedo.

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    6. Calm down murder lover.

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    7. I think kalynn heard you little johnnie, he's real calm lately. Maybe you should take your own advice. Or kalynn's.

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    8. Calm down murder lover.

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  5. NB4 that piddler starts crying about murder and molesting his children.

    Calm down little johnnie piddles.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    2. Poor johnnie piddles, impotent rage will soon consume him. I hope his children are safe.

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    3. Seek help murder lover, its only a game.

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    4. kalynn already got help, little johnnie pedo, maybe you can find help too.

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    5. Don't beat your child over a game.

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  6. I am truly amazed at how a criminal thiefing miner can have an online meltdown in the comments section when he loses a digital spaceship in a video game about blowing up digital spaceships. As a good friend of always say's, comply or die.

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    1. We cannot not understand why a ganker has to shoot up a Vegas venue or a college campus or even kill a child when he or she does not get their way in a video game. Seek help, or stay in the game, don't take out your frustrations in real life.

      For the love of god stop molesting your children.

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    2. We cannot not = when a moron attemts to sound educated.

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    3. Calm down ISIS

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    4. Say it backwards while looking in the mirror and you will find the description of your true self anon 847.

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    5. Calm down murder lover.

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    6. Why you so angry little johnnie pedo?

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    7. Calm down murder lover.

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    8. kalynn is perma-calm. Maybe little johnnie piddler should follow suit. Or is he a complete coward?

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    9. Still telling people to kill themselves murder lover

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  7. Comment bingo has been done, try to be more creative.

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    1. Calm down little johnnie pedo. Why are you so mad over a video game?

      Stop piddling your children please, IRL of course.

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    2. Calm down child molester.

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    3. Calm down johnnie pedo. ftfy.

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    4. Don't get triggered murder lover.

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    5. kalynn can't get triggered, little johnnie pedo. He has already 'calmed down', permantly. You should do the same...

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    6. Calm down there murder lover, its a game. You don't need to tell people to kill themselves.

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    7. You are the only upset murder lover here, little johnnie pedo. Please stop killing innocent children.

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    8. Calm down murder lover.

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  8. James could never be the Mittani, the Mittani never begged for money like code does, although he did tell people to just kill themselves so I can see how some people can make the mistake.

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    1. Calm down little johnnie pedo.

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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    3. You're not calming down little johnnie pedo. You must be the maddest child piddler we know.

      That's not healthy, pedo.

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    4. Put the gun down murder lover.

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    5. Yea johnnie pedo, stop killing kids. Guns dont hurt people, little johnnie rage monsters do.

      Stop worshiping kalynn you piddler.

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    6. Take your own advice.

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    7. Why you so mad little johnnie pedo?

      kalynn left you all alone? awwwww, you poor little child molester.

      Calm down kalynn lover.

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    8. Calm down murder lover.

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  9. A lot of these squares sound just like code statements just miner is switched with code ganker or murderer. What you don't like your own statements turned back on you.

    Sad.

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    1. Calm down johnnie pedo, please don't kalynn your kids. We all know how much you like to cry about murder.

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    2. Calm down child molester.

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    3. Calm down johnnie pedo. Why you so mad again? Still embarrassed about that fuckup from a couple days ago where you had to edit some comments? You poor ignorant pedo.

      We know it's still you that's ragey and mad, little johnnie pedo. Please tell us you haven't molested any kiddies today.

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    4. You need to stop abusing your children murder lover.

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    5. kalynn already stopped abusing his kids, you should too little johnnie piddler.

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    6. I told you to stop beating your kids. Have you done that yet?

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    7. Only kalynn and his friends abuse children. You so sad little johnnie pedo.

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    8. Calm down murder lover.

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  10. I don't even play EVE (but for some reason I still came here to comment).

    Keep up the good work agents!

    \o/ Praise James! \o/

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    1. Heil James and the Fourth Reich.

      \O

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    2. Calm down murder lover

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    3. Calm down johnnie pedo, you are the only murder lover here.

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    4. Calm down child molester.

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    5. Yes, calm down johnnie pedo child piddler.

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    6. Remember this is a game murder lover.

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    7. A game where you shouldn't be a child molestor. Stop piddling your kids little johnnie pedo.

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    8. Take your own advice.

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    9. Took own advice, didn't act like a shitter over a video game, and I didn't pod my kid.

      Poor little johnnie pedo is a sad sack, maybe he misses those long nights with kalynn plotting to kill people irl over a game.

      Lol get rekt little johnnie pedophile.

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    10. Still acting like a ragey Shardani, don't go shooting up a place like a paddock, and for the love of god do not board a plane and go 9/11. Remember.

      Calm down murder lover.

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  11. What do you think kalynn did with the body? Let it go to waste?

    Fuck no! Anti ganking is home to most, if not all, of the world's cannibals.

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    1. And another triggered agent. Don't beat your kids because you didn't gank today.

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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    3. And most of the little johnnie pedos. Now you see why they all need to be exterminated.

      In game of course...

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    4. Calm down little johnnie pedos. Your an hero kalynn is waiting for you, don't delay any longer.

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    5. Calm down child molester.

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    6. That's what he just said, calm down johnnie pedo.

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    7. You and your friends don't have to martyr yourselves in RL for james murder lover.

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    8. kalynn was not a martyr, little johnnie pedo. You are one messed up child molestor.

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    9. But your the one doing the suicides, and touching your kids. For your savior.

      Tell your friends they don't need to shoot people.

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    10. That's your friend kalynn that shoots people little johnnie pedo. But keep crying, we like to watch child molesters suffer, pedos deserve it.

      Poor little johnnie pedo, never wins! Never! Like the rest of ag. The only good ag is kalynn, he did what was best for everyone, he quit the game.

      Hey little johnnie pedo, when you gonna quit EVE?

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    11. When you gonna play like a PvP'er and not like ISIS or shardani?

      Calm down murder lover.

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  12. Who has gotten triggered today and begun beating their kids, wolf, karma or another agent?

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    1. Only little johnnie pedo, the RL murder loving child molestor.

      Pssst, that be you, kalynn lover.

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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    3. Yea, calm down pedophiles! Stop shardani-ing your children little johnnie piddles.

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    4. Take your own advice.

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    5. Already did take own advice, didn't kill my kid in rl over a video game.

      Calm down johnnie pedophile, or john pritle, whatever you call yourself it's still wrong to molest and kill your kids. Please only kalynn yourself, leave the children alone.

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    6. Stop beating and touching your kids now and we will call that progress. Remember....

      Calm down murder lover.

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  13. Little johnnie piddler seems a bit mad today. Maybe he can find peace like kalynn did. We can always pray for him.

    Calm down little johnnie pedo.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    2. Why you keep telling kalynn to calm down little johnnie pedo? He's pretty calm now.

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  14. Code agent was disgruntled at La Guardia this morning.

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    1. awwww, did little johnnie pedo get left behind when his friend kalynn decided to do the right thing and quit?

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    2. Looks like your friends are commiting more crimes, you need to remind them that this is only a game, no more praying to James or shardani, no more suicide pacts to kill people in real life, no more mass shootings, and no more bomb threats. Help is available.

      Calm down murder lovers.

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  15. Kalynn respawns at a major airport this morning. Failure sure to follow.

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    1. Codes favorite child killer.

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