Friday, October 6, 2017

Over One Trillion Five Hundred Fifty-Two Billion in Shares Sold


Another month, another opportunity to buy a bunch of New Order shares!

Kalysta Sabathiel tasted the joys of New Order stock ownership for the first time this week, buying a respectable 315 shares and sending us past the 1,552 billion isk mark. Kalysta earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for her good timing and business sense.

When Kalysta purchased her shares, she also sent me an EVEmail. I would recommend that new players read this one, because it answers a question many of them have. Namely, "What is EVE?"


This.

This is EVE.

Kalysta continues:


Forget the PvE, NPE, ISD, etc. If CCP wants to get EVE moving again, concentrate on making more Kalysta Sabathiels and fewer bot-aspirants.


It looks like things are already going well for our new Agent. Onward!

51 comments:

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    1. Regular shitter

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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  2. Anti ganking tried to stop the ganks..... But just molested a bunch of kids in their confusion.

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    1. They were not confused, they knew exactly what they were doing.

      And it's "anti ganking", there are no caps. never!

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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    3. Sounds more like a code thing to molest innocent children, I think you confused people minding their own business with James' ideology of fuck everyone who doesn't fuck others.

      Try again fail monkey.

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    4. ANTI GANKING. Look its in caps.

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    5. Calm down anon 709am, its ag.

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    6. Lol at the triggered ag PHags.

      Good job crying in the comments you useless shitters.

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    7. Someone got triggered. Sad

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  3. Good work Kalysta Sabathiel!
    /Minx

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  4. Congratulations on your epiphany and wise investment Kalysta!

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    1. Be sure to make daily payments to your dictator.

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  5. Kalysta, may you go on to kill ten thousand miners. Your path is righteous, your goals justified.




    Always!

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    1. Stay afraid of miners.

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    2. More murder loving

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  6. Never forget shardani!


    Never!

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    1. Your favorite child killer.

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    2. Blog reported

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    3. code loves shardani.

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  7. Don't become another highsec cane toad. Purchase a permit as soon as possible to avoid destruction.

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  8. I am not convinced, kalysta sounds to similar to kalynn. Has shardani been reincarnated as a knight of the new order?

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    1. never!


      ag shitters like kalynn are incompatible with anything Code related.


      never forget shartdani!

      never!

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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    3. Blog reported

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    4. Wow foul mouthed and still loving that that killer, code is going way down the murder hole.

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    5. Still not as deep or wide as your ag holes.

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    6. No code is just as loving as a murderer can be.

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  9. Speak to me O' Toothless Wonder !!

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  10. Inb4 more anon plebs "report" our blog after posting their obvious fail troll comments about their fallen hero.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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  11. Lol ag are a bunch of kalynn-lovers.

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    1. Your favorite child killer.

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    2. Blog reported

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    3. Why wouldn't agents miss me? Never forget me saviour.

      Never.

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    4. Look codes favorite child murderer has returned for their pleasure.

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  12. Everyday now code proves their love for murder with the praise they always give to the Shardani toon, but wait now they use the Vegas shootings too. Will they ever learn?

    Probably not.

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    1. Of course they love the vegas shooter, its the codes doctrine, shoot unarmed people that don't agree with you. They have been well trained to commit murder.

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    2. Blog reported.

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  13. More anonabetas shaping tin foil hats and defending a rl child murderer like an idol. But that is the toxic playerbase of ag.

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    1. Calm down murder lover. You don't have to kill more people.

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    2. Actually, in game i do. The digital cane toad population of James315 territory has become so toxic, it would be irresponsible of me to not keep it in check. As for minerbumping, well i just love coming here and reading all the anons hitting vtec. Stay mad and please, don't breed.

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    3. Calm down killer

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  14. I would claim Kalysta Sabathiel as the most enlightened miner I have ever seen...

    But using the 'm' word in the same sentence with the name of such a bright individual would feel very rude, so I resist.

    Kalysta Sabathiel always wins!

    \o/ Praise James 315, The Saviour of Highsec! \o/

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  15. yeah we definitely need more Kalystas in game. awesome writing!

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  16. anon blog reporter,
    Please post with your in-game name so we can check your loss-board and see the ship that you lost that is making you so salty.

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    1. Post with your real name so we can do a background investigation. That way we know why you love murder so much.

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