I've been getting the sense that a lot of rebels have gotten fed up with the rebellion. They've grown tired of how toxic it is, how they always fail, and the embarrassment of telling another EVE player, "I'm an Anti-Ganker. I make failed attempts to stop ganks." But what alternative is there, for a "veteran" rebel? That's an easy question to answer: The Code. Embrace the Code, and you won't need to end up like these Goofuses from the week of October 1st @ 00:00 EVEtime through October 7th @ 23:59 EVEtime:
In the historic Kamio system, Nomad Akachi was mining with one of the most decadent mining vessels we've ever seen. Look at that fit. Every high, mid, and low slot is filled with an illegal module. To give you some idea of how blingy this 1.8 billion isk Hulk is, the damage control unit alone is worth 300 million isk. Damage controls are supposed to make your ship less likely to be ganked!
But as flagrantly as Nomad Akachi violated the Code, his Hulk inspired something really cool. Agent Milkmypigeon reports:
Agents Milkmypigeon, Zoo Bop, Cari 158, Coneja DeLuna, RoidMasher AccountThree, Fleurs du mal, and BoomstiK took down the blingy bot-aspirant. Hollywood needs to make a movie about this. It's time, I think. Audiences are ready for it.
When you need to lose a lot of isk in a hurry but you don't own a freighter, a Deep Space Transport will do. That's what tzamy must've been thinking with this 7.6 billion isk Occator. tzamy autopiloted into a trio of Tornadoes piloted by Agents Ralliana, Underpaid Ship Mechanic, and Luna Nightblood. 'Twas a good day for blapping carebears.
Zip Holio's love affair with EVE met a violent end when he lost a freighter worth 31.5 billion isk. He should've known he was in for trouble when he dared to equip a set of ORE bulkheads worth nearly 700 million isk. Bling and tank don't mix--just ask Nomad Akachi.
A truly massive gank fleet was assembled; everyone wanted to get in on this kill: Agents Urziel TheGunner, Tantaria Stavanghar, Hermann Fizzleblade, Basic Black Bitch, Miros Homar, Synamic, Bint Bint, Jet Set Milly, Franz Fizzleblade, Another ShadeOf Whyte, Blasty McVoidFace, Archibald Fizzleblade, Gottfried Fizzleblade, Padme Love, Origo Lim, Urban Worrier, dAbOsSlAdY77, Collateralized Contracts, Perlo Tissant, Kon Xanithex, Gea Stormbound, Hagen Fizzleblade, Yojiro, Shazna Solta, Unfit ForDoody, Captain Cortar, Karl Friedrich Fizzleblade, InferiDiii, Bluekiss, Dean Wong, ClearLove, Rawr Allier, Walther Fizzleblade, Pure Whyte, Darnoth, Selina Love, Selphaina, Ashley Whyte, Yuliana Tang, 1337 asain Sirober, Ronnie Botten, Rick Breau, Horace Goes Ganking, Mark Ormerant, Jack Fizzleblade, Spartan Girl, Sharon Arran, Lunar Love, Lucifer Jaynara, Rosanna Love, Cynosaurus-Rex, and read motd.
That's what a 31.5 billion isk freighter's cargo looks like, in case you were curious. It's amazing to think that someone would haul 21.2 billion isk worth of Drone Coronary Units. Zip Holio probably suffered a coronary event of his own when he returned to his keyboard--which wouldn't happen immediately. Agent Aaaarrgg snagged Zip's 687 million isk pod, which was still hovering in space four minutes later.
Ships like these remind us all that much work still needs to be done in highsec. Iridiy Booms used and abused his Gnosis with a fit partly inspired by his bot-aspirancy and partly inspired by his utter Goofusness. The heroism of Agents D34dly D34dly, Larsulrik Napsterbane, Davina Mustaine, and Slutzilla was proven once again when they removed this abomination from highsec.
Last week, we saw an abundance of expensive pods. Quizert kept it going with her 3.5 billion isk pod, which was smashed by Agent Liek DarZ. Quizert had been autopiloting in a rookie ship.
Ironically, the madwoman had a set of Nomads.
That's right, another outrageously blingy pod. Lunar Skye of Incompitant Fools corp (no comment necessary) was ganked while autopiloting toward the Uedama stargate. Agent Theodor Tancos saw no reason why Uedama should have to deal with her garbage. So he did the right thing and killed her.
Nearly five billion isk was lost to the carebear. Her loss was highsec's gain. What a wonderful Code we have!
Praise James 315ﷺ \o/!ReplyDelete
Praise the high murder lover.Delete
I will blowup your ventureDelete
Calm down murder lover.Delete
Uh oh. anon548 got triggered, hope he doesn't go outside and shoot up concerts like the last code agent.Delete
wow just wow. another week of antiganking failing so hard and being the laughing stock of eve while the code is just non-stop winning.ReplyDelete
damn id hate to be associated with anti-ganking who just fail non-stop daily.
It's almost like the entire reason that they play EVE is just to fail. It's like some sort of failure simulator for them.Delete
Praise James 315ﷺ \o/!
Lol, fukin fail simulator made laugh. Out loud. In church.Delete
Maybe the chick won't make me go to Sunday night service anymore. The padre is giving the eye again. I wonder if he's an antiganker...
Always lol in church! Always!
Not just a murder lover but a blasphemer.Delete
code agents have foul mouths despite being told to watch their language by the dictator and death prophet James the killer.Delete
Grow up guys before you decide to go all Vegas style to get your fix.
A kind word cheers up a heavy heartDelete
An agent knows no kind words, just the indoctrination from their religious leader who praises death both real and imagined.Delete
Careful if they don't get to gank in eve they go all paddock in real life.Delete
Hahaha those pods. What a kailyn facepalm failure that obelisk was.ReplyDelete
Calm down murder lover.Delete
You should report it to CCP. I hear they fix thing in a timely manner all the time.Delete
CCP has no jurisdiction on blogger, blogger however has its own reporting system.Delete
Please learn to understand that this is a completely different service and not everything is part of Eve Online.
So, what did that reportanon actually report this blog for? Being full of shitter ag scum comments?Delete
And to whom? Blogger? Holy hell, how stupid is that kalynn-loving sperg?
You so funny reportanon. Quite the shitter yourself I see.
But do keep reporting, you useless pleb, maybe you can burn off some steam here before you go all kalynn on your family.
We'll take some abuse if it saves your wife a black eye or a broken rib.
Don't wanna see you shardani your kids and all.
You should report it to blogger. I hear they care about what people post anonymously in the comments section when they are mad because someone blew up their venture.Delete
Reporting anons is pointless but when people post their names then its a different story.Delete
More code love for their favorite child murderer.Delete
Calm down murder loversDelete
Nitetime video just mad because he being called out for loving murder death and the LV shootings.Delete
Sick guy needs help. Don't let your in game persona become your real life get help now. talk it out don't hurt your family.
Calm down murder lover we don't want you to go all Vegas style, real lives have real meaning they are not pixel that you can just kill. Calm down and seek help.Delete
Wow anon544 must have taken you all day to think of that line. Don't go Paddock on everyone now.Delete
"Lunar Skye of Incompitant Fools corp (no comment necessary)....."ReplyDelete
In my opinion it's a damn funny comment.
Where to begin...
Getting agents of code to stop loving murder and death is a good start.Delete
CODE PVP, CODE PVE, MISSION CODE, CODE MININGReplyDelete
Please agents of the new order, don't go Vegas style on real people keep your rage in game only. Do not become a Paddock.Delete
Remember agents of halaima you do not need to kill real people to feel good about yourselves, keep it in game or even on this site only. Do not be like Paddock when he couldn't play as code anymore.ReplyDelete
Most anti-gankers end up as members of ISISReplyDelete
Yes code knows exactly how to suicide bomb so they are teaching AG to do the same in RL.Delete
Murder lovers get help you can stop the senseless killings of people in real life.
Except the way code plays the game they are just like suicide bombers who joined ISIS. They believe in a savior that has commanded his followers to martyr themselves.Delete
What's hilarious is they actually believe the guy and do it, repeatedly, all while laughing at real world violence and death.
Sorry anoncodebitch it is code who acts like ISIS. It is code who love death like ISIS. It is code that enjoys murder like ISIS.
Careful if you piss off a code agent they shoot up crowds at country music concerts. Don't make them shoot up more innocent people. Let them gank you or else they go all paddock on everyone around them.Delete
Ag joins ISIS, I think you got it backwards, replace James 315 with Muhammed and what you got.Delete
Exactly, you got ISIS. Now please stop shooting up Las Vegas and stop ordering people to kill their kids, and stop telling people to kill themselves.
What an idiot, do you know how you and all the other code monkeys in game act, just like terrorist. your proof that code players have no brains and need to stay in their mommas basement and forget about breeding.Delete
Last time one got out Vegas got blasted. Stay home my friends Id rather you gank pixel ships than killing real people.
I'm making an anti-gankers Christmas calendar. All the hottest anti ganking ladies on one calendar!ReplyDelete
Plus I'll put crime scene photos from shardani in for Christmas and Easter. That's what everyone knows anti ganking for at this point.
Calm down murder lover. You don't have to go all Paddock on people.Delete
How very nice to keep proving that code loves murder and death. You keep your Christmas cards I know you worship the child killer way too much. Now stay away from real guns so more people don't get shot. We don't want any more of you to turn out like your trigger happy friend from Vegas.Delete
Anon1018 don't become a Paddock. Code is notorious for making killers like that.Delete
Has someone got a shovel for all this reverse psychology salt? How mad and frustrated is ag anons.ReplyDelete
Uh oh another triggered murder lover. He going to go Vegas style on everyone.Delete
Warning karma may go paddock. Seek help karma you don't have to do like your friend did.Delete
Look at the times posted. It is just one anon running his sock puppet theatre. I wish James would go back to moderating comments.Delete
Stay triggered by the facts ag.Delete
Calm down murder lover.Delete
Watch out karma going to go paddock call the police.Delete