Friday, November 17, 2017

Actions Have Consequences

Agents of the New Order are elite PvP'ers all. Typically, our Agents go to battle against hardened veterans of the game--people who cannot possibly hide behind "newbro" status. On occasion, a gank does involve a new player or an alpha account user--as will be the case in today's report.


Agent Gadiner of All-Out corp was the ganker in question. Like so many others, Gadiner is not affiliated with the mighty CODE. alliance in an official capacity, but he is no less zealous for the Code.


The Code violator was a bot-aspirant named Jasmine2006. She was piloting a jammer-fit hauler but made no attempt to stop the gank. She was almost certainly AFK.


I mentioned earlier that this gank involved an alpha account user. Jasmine2006 wasn't the alpha, though--the ganker was. Jasmine2006 has been playing EVE for a decade. (Shouldn't she be Jasmine2007?)


The bot-aspirant retaliated by placing a billion isk bounty on Agent Gadiner. I don't suppose the carebear apologists have any problem with a long-time EVE veteran putting bounties on alphas, then?

But it went further. This carebear was mad.


In addition to the billion isk bounty on Gadiner, Jasmine2006 put a whopping 8 billion isk bounty on All-Out, the corp that Gadiner belonged to. As a result, All-Out now has the seventh-highest bounty of any corporation in EVE.


All-Out has just shy of 60 members, and reports started rolling in from other members of the corp who found themselves bountied by Jasmine2006. What a crazy carebear.


At this point, a lot of carebears will clam up and block anyone who tries to contact them. However, Jasmine2006 was willing to send a message explaining her baffling behavior:


Click image for magnified view. Or in case you don't feel like it, here's what she wrote:
tough shit, actions have consequences. in this case the consequence is the disband of your org or relocation to high sec.

Actions do have consequences--and so does ignorance. Jasmine2006 was confident that her bountying spree would result in the total destruction of All-Out corp. Five years ago, I warned the carebears not to misinterpret the bounty system. Jasmine2006 didn't heed that warning, and her failure proved costly. She's not alone. In fact, the CODE. alliance, its corps, and fellow New Order organizations are EVE's biggest recipients by far of unironic bounties (that is, bounties actually intended to harm the recipient rather than simply putting them on the bounty leaderboard for fun).

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Whenever CCP introduces new game mechanics, they only provide the carebears a new way of losing their stuff.

62 comments:

  1. Congratulations Gadiner for disproving the claims that EVE is pay to win. You single-handedly inflicted 13,162,572,762 worth of damage on an Omega carebear, while Alpha! That's enough for an eight month Omega subscription or over 1300 years worth of permits.

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    1. Murder lover, please calm down.

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    2. There seems to be an error. I just noticed that it says "Anonymous" and gives a timestamp of 4:46AM. This is incorrect because John Pirtle Doxed himself earlier int he comments section of our blog by forgetting to log out of his Google account before posting his drivel.
      Why is this pleb still trying to post as "anonymous"? Why not just stay logged into "John Pirtle". We all know who you are and everyone is laughing at you.
      Maybe they will write an article about it on the hisec militia blog that no one reads.

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    3. Please take all of the time that you need to type out a reply on the keyboard. I understand that it is hard for high-functioning sociopaths to use modern technology. Try to take it easy. One step at a time. Maybe ask the nurse for help?

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    4. Whoa that's a lot of tears for one triggered agent.

      Calm down murder lover.

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    5. Surely Johnnie Pirtle is far from high functioning and is simply low-functioning obsessive-compulsive autistic? His continual sperg is of no value, his inconsolable screeching only so much background noise. His first steps should be to calm down and breathe in a bag.

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    6. Whoa that's one triggered agent. Don't go full vegas style we don't want no one killed in real life murder lover.

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    7. Another triggered agent, please don't go full vegas style, remember its just a game, don't be like your favorite killers like shardani and paddock.

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    8. lol 512 shitter don't know what triggered means. Try to calm down and think little johnny piddleskids. Triggered is when you post tears here about murder lovers and RL carnage.

      Keep raging little johnny stinkfinger, I'm sure your anonymity is safe.

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    9. Yup keep letting out those tears dear criminal, better to let it out than to kill your kid like your shitdani.

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    10. Jasmine sure is smart spending all of that bounty money. Literally nothing will come of it lol.

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  2. Always!

    Always count on stupid carebears to act like shitters.


    Always!

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    1. Murder lover, please calm down.

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    2. Just like that 446 sperg. Little Jhonny has a limited arsenal.

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    3. Whoa another triggered criminal.

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  3. Don't they know we like it when they do that?

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    1. Murder lover, please calm down.

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    2. It is known that the only motivation bot-aspirants can comprehend is isk.

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    3. Apparently its the motivation for code as well, why else would they broadcast their money in the top left of a third party blog.

      Seriously why yall still begging for money?

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    4. Seriously why you still crying like a bitch all over the comments section of a third party site, little jhonny 956shitter? The ISK counter is there to show highsec miners that nobody likes highsec miners. If that triggers you then it has done it's job.

      Still mad that you cannot change anything in game? Now that's 'impotent'. Just sayin, I see you use it wrong sometimes, a lot like you use 'tears' and 'triggered' incorrectly quite often.

      Seriously, you should have finished school.

      Always!

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    5. I did sorry if your diploma from Circle K is a piece of shit though you should have learned that Circle K is not a real school. Now calm down criminal and play your space shooter, do not attempt to break the law.

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  4. Why would any bot aspirant expect a ship like that not to attract attention. It and its pilot have the strength of wet cardboard.

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    1. Murder lover, please calm down.

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    2. johnie pirtle shitter447, why you so mad? You must be as incompetent irl as you are in game.

      What exactly have you done other than get mad and act like an impotent idiot?

      Is "calm down murder lover" all you got? I mean don't get me wrong, we love to watch you act like you never completed school, but you seem unable to adapt. All you can do is post tears and copy/pasta, you will never be able to stop us from playing EvE properly by killing shitters in-game.

      Unlike your friend kalynn, the ultimate shitter. All any gankers did was expose him for the hypocrite he was. He was not worthy of EvE or his family, and at least he chose to stop playing EvE and crying in these comments.

      Look like kalynn was the brains behind ag, too bad he chose to leave his brain out of game, splattered all over his home.

      Little johnnie pirtles, please get RL help soon. You can also join the b4r chan in game, I hear it's full of uneducated shitters, maybe you can find your humility there. In a help channel where no one is qualified to help, and they are probably doing more damage than good. Why is that channel not banned?

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    3. Coming from a guy who teams up with people who claim miners with minimal defenses and afk pilots are the greatest threat to eve you may want to check yourself out in the mirror for your own impotence.

      "Oh no the big bad mining laser is going to hurt me!"

      HAHAHAHAHA weak.

      Now don't go on a shooting spree like your buddy Paddock or hurt your kid (like you got any) the same way your favorite agent shardani did.

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    4. lol johnny can't help himself. he's such a shitter

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    5. Such language criminal. Calm down.

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    6. Shitters? still in 1957 with Christine?

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  5. meh seems made up

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    1. Made up of win and the tears of yet another useless highsec miner.

      Seriously, all the highsec miners should go back to wow, and little johnnie pedophile should calm down.

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    2. Seriously all the code just need to calm down so there will be less murders and child abuse happening in real life.

      Chill out and kill those nasty horrible dangerous miners and their game ending mining lasers.

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    3. 507 triggered shitter. Clam down little jhonny chickenPHucker.

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    4. Calm down criminal.

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  6. Wow a whole article on someone who plays the game within the confines of its set rules to place bounties on you and your friends and you give that player shit but defend your right to give defenseless miners hell because its within the rules of the game.

    Wow hypocritical much aren't we?

    Plus, your afraid of miners and AFK players.

    LAME.

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    1. It's just hilarious, for bounties cost a lot and worth nothing. Just like illegal highsec operations, so it's not surprising that this is the most efficient tool for a miner to hurt code agents.

      I mean I laughed so hard that it hurts.

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    2. Grammar dude, you may need a remedial lesson in it.

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    3. Why so mad little johnnie shitter?

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    4. I'm not but I think you may need therapy with all those tears.

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    5. The New Order of Highsec is not a EULA-enforcement organization.
      That role is supposedly held by the GM team at CCP; we are only here to enforce the New Halaima Code of Conduct.

      I don't blame you for misunderstanding this, though, as the Code often intersects with the EULA, and Agents frequently have to take action against the same viloations that CCP routinely fails to stop, such as botting and real life threats.

      Jasmine placed the bounties unironically and with hostile intent.
      While the action of placing bounties is well "within the confines of CCP's rules", it certainly is against The Code.

      In addition, due to how inefficient the current bounty system is, it would not be unreasonable to say the miner wasted billions of isk, hurting nothing but his own wallet.
      And since the gank that caused this was performed by a relatively new player on an alpha account flying a t1 cruiser, we celebrate the efficiency of Agent Gadiner, who was able to inflict 13 billion ISK worth of damage using nothing but t1 guns on a thorax.

      I hope that explained any misconceptions you might've had. If not, don't hesitate to enquire further.

      -v

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    6. little jhonny sodomizer doesn't understand how the bounty system works because he is too scared to play EVE correctly. He is too ignorant to know why we laugh at the idiot who wasted 13 billion ISK on bounties. Both of them need to quit EVE asap, before they hurt themselves.

      It's OK to quit EVE if you are incompetent, we won't hold it against you.

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    7. Its ok to stay in eve just remember though if you bring that fascist ideology out of game your gonna land in prison. Remember killing kids like your shartdani is a bad thing, touching children is bad too, killing people for fun is also bad. Do these out of game and the law will fuck you up.

      The law wins, ALWAYS!

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  7. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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    1. I had relatives deported and killed during WW2, yet I don't see the analogy. Nazis prosecuted people for their ancestry. That's not something you chose.

      On the other hand, highsec miners choose to mine in highsec, and they continue to do so every day, every minute.

      Do a reality check miner!

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    2. Check completed: code still loves pedophilia, murder, death, suicide, sterilization, molestation, and fascism.

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    3. Don't forget lying.

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    4. Check completed: murderloveranonshitter still needs to calm down and buy a permit.

      Why you so mad little johnnie?

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    5. Because terrorists and child molesters like you and your friend shardani live in this world and bring your game life into real life.

      Now calm down murder lover.

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    6. that's one mad shitter, little jhonny piddles please calm yourself.

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    7. Calm yourself pedophile. Remember James' teachings are not the law in real life, you will be arrested for his ways.

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  8. I laugh at the soy sucking carebear who comes here hourly to post.

    It is pointless and retarded to display how bad you are at an online video game and that you think anybody cares about the plight of YOUR obsession with CODE.

    Go play wow, this game is not for everybody, you are just not smart enough for new eden.

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    1. That miner is a living testament of the professionalism and dedication of an agent (or multiple ones).

      I'm glad he's still keen on continually displaying his inaptitude in this blog.

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    2. Hmmmm ineptitude, like how you cant fight in a game so you go after easy kills and when that doesn't work out your friends go out in real life and start killing and raping children.

      Seek help.

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    3. talk about someone not fighting in game, that's why little jhonny childraper spends so much time squealing here, he is afraid to log in and make a difference.

      stay mad little jhonny ladyboi.

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    4. Talk about not trying in a game. Mad little code bitch keep it in game now or the law gets ya.

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  9. That butthurt murderloveranon is so original. Do you think it realizes how ignorant it sounds? That would be the worst part of being a butthurt miner, knowing everyone else thinks you're an ignorant shitter.

    Anyone who tries as hard as murderloveranon is extremely angry, and not smart enough to fight back in game. Another EvE failure.

    It's clear that he is uneducated, and is too ignorant to realize the obvious. Hopefully he doesn't hurt himself or any innocent children before he gets the help he needs.

    Everyone please join me for an obligatory "calm down johnnie piddles".

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    1. Calm down johnnie piddles, yeah see now say it with me calm down murder lover.

      calm down pedophile

      calm down terrorist wannabe

      BTW the law wins, ALWAYS!

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    2. BTW you can do nothing but cry here, as you are too scared to log in and try to stop the Gankers.

      Always

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    3. Look more code tears because they cant beat the law. Boohoo.

      Deal with it.

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  10. This is fun guys, all this winning is making me tired, now don't go crying yourselves out I love those sweet libations called tears with a side of impotent rage all over a video game. But do remember leave it in game, or you will face the law.

    The law always wins, ALWAYS!

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    1. The Code always wins!

      Always!

      You're unable to change that unless you log in and fight, and even then see above statement. All you can do here is cry impotently. Rage on little jhonnie assraped, you squeal like a pro.


      Always!

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    2. Wow such impotent rage, such a sore loser. So you think your code is above the law, well so did all your other agents that went off on a rage filled spree of child abuse and murder and they didn't win. Sorry pal the law won and it continues to win. ALWAYS!

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