Saturday, November 25, 2017

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #145


Ready for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag? Let's get to it, then.


Rust Hinken didn't just feed his cats... He fed some of our Cats, too.


Chak Besh wanted to know if there was some sort of philosophy behind blowing up his Retriever. I believe this is what is known as a "softball question".


Our Agents are famous for their superb instincts. Agent Tax Collector Thnx4Loot took one look at Sawdeth Alumini and knew the guy was no good...


Sawdeth self-litmus'ed and went into not-a-miner mode. So far, the Tax Collector's snap judgment was holding up.


Carebears, there's no use in trying to hide from our Agents. With a single glance they can learn everything about you.


A lot of miners struggle with communication. What was Vornag Virtus trying to say? He needed to put more effort into writing his EVEmail.


You see that? Much better. Vornag could learn a thing or two from this guy.


After a brief meltdown in local, Hallance Gallows lost her freighter. She probably regretted giving our Agents an invitation to gank her. Rebels, there's no ship you can fly that we can't kill.


You want my help in resolving the matter? It sounds like you already got resolved. XD


Khorgan Alastar's protest in a nutshell: Whenever he's not engaged in Code violations, his capacity for innocent enjoyment of highsec is just as great as any honest player's. An unconvincing argument, to say the least.


Every EVE player is looking to get something out of the game. Those who refuse to obey the Code never find it, though. (Unless their goal is to fail continuously nonstop daily all the time, that is.)


Mhanon Sart spent 10 years in the game but never played EVE until the Code arrived. Without us, what would be left? Only emptiness and regrets. Thank your local Agent today.

32 comments:

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    1. Codes best agent.

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    3. Also never forget that Anon3:54 (John Pirtle) accidentally doxed himself on the comments section of our blog after forgetting to log out of his Google account. He still tries to remain anonymous while whining in the comments. I think I remember hearing about an article about him on the hisec militia blog that no one reads.

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    4. Another of codes favorite agents.

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  2. 'A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One'...and neither, apparently, is that of the Highsec miner.

    Why are they all so darn miserable?!

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    1. The Pirates of Penzance! I think I shall make that the soundtrack during my next gank.

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    2. Fucking up theatrical arts now are we.

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    3. Anon 355, it was actually James' clever play on W S Gilbert's lyrics from that song in 'The Pirates of Penzance' (well done Alt 00!) which prompted my comment.

      "his capacity for innocent enjoyment of highsec is just as great as any honest player's."

      James is, like many successful humorists, both well and widely 'read'. Lampooning is a well-recognised and enjoyed form of humour.

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    4. Do you enjoy it?

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    5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM2vju0Mp-s

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  3. Always! triggering highsec spergs

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    1. Yeah seriously, you guys need to remember that its just a game and relax the miners will be there later and they don't matter so no need to be all triggered and shit.

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    2. Always!

      Thanks for proving my point little johnnie356 triggeredpiddles.

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    3. Who's Johnnie she says....

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  4. James penned the flavor text expertly as usual today.
    Its a good thing do, with all the strawberries and the boxes of rocks going around.

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    1. Penned, looks more like typed.

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    2. It would to someone who was too ignorant to know that to pen is to 'write or compose', anon716, and that you can do both with more than just a pen.

      I'm not sure I can make you understand. Did your mom smoke or drink or both when you were still in development? Maybe that's the reason.

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    3. Maybe you need to look up the definition of penned you look ignorant.

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  5. Who said genies dont grant wishes, that hauler chose poorly.

    Should have wished for a permit.

    Its at this time i like to remember ag moderator shardani and his friends on how much failure they contributed to.


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    1. Is child killers all you guys think about on here?

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    2. No-no. It's about miners with an 'e', not minors with an 'o'. It's easy to confuse though - both have a tendency to throw juvenile tantrums.

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    3. Ah I see, so you guys do make that differentiation.

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    4. Question: Why always remember a child killer?

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    5. Answer: because miners are everywhere in James 315 territory.

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    6. You remember a child killer because: "miners are everywhere in James 315 territory."

      I do not see the association.

      Further explanation is required.

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    7. Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it?

      Never forget shardani is a mantra that helps us remember that highsec miner ag shitters, and their supporters, are dangerous, violent criminals and don't belong in EVE.


      Never Forget Shardani!

      Or that ag aided and abetted him, then tried to reason away his actions with all manner of finger pointing and back-tracking.

      We don't want his kind here, so it helps to identify others who share his same defective personality traits. He triggered over in game "death". You trigger because you share his same "morals", and like him, reversed concerning in-game vs RL.

      So if you will just go ahead and report yourself to the local Family and Children Services office we can all relax a bit.

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    8. So asking questions in this group is grounds for ridicule. No wonder people think you are all assholes. Well have fun without anyone meaningful in your lives.

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  6. That explains it.


    Never forget ag shardani

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  7. I am looking to learn more about this issue. Thank you for sharing. I will follow this site regularly.

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