Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Powerful Acquaintances in Highsec, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Mike Jinsu's Covetor was destroyed by Agent Bing Bangboom, who introduced the miner to the Code. Mike threatened to retaliate with the aid of powerful friends from an incursion fleet. Unfortunately, the only person who showed up was an acquaintance who'd just met Mike and wasn't willing to help him.


Now that Mike's army was out of the way, it was time for a one-on-one, man-to-man convo between Mike and Bing. If Bing had his way, the miner would embrace the Code and live a lifetime of joy and fulfillment.
Bing Bangboom > Look, you send me 10 million ISK... I send you a permit, you put in your bio pledging allegiance to James 315 and then, off you go mining again.
Mike Jinsu > Why dont I put in my bio pledging allegiance to fucking hitler
Bing Bangboom > That would be unpleasant
Mike Jinsu > Not as unpleasant as pledging allegiance to a fucking pothead
...But Mike was a Goofus. He got in the way of his own happiness.
Bing Bangboom > James 315 is the Savior of Highsec.
Mike Jinsu > Oh blah blah blah
Mike Jinsu > Hitler is the savior of germany
Mike Jinsu > what's next ffs
The litmus test never fails: At the very mention of my name, Mike could not help but reveal the true ugliness of his character.
Bing Bangboom > He's also the Father of the New Order... much better to pledge allegiance to a hero than a villian.
Mike Jinsu > That's an opinion
Bing Bangboom > What is?
Mike Jinsu > Thinking hitler is a villain
Bing Bangboom > True. That IS my opinion.
Mike Jinsu > He's done so much more for anyone than James 500
Bing could only shake his head. Mike was digging a hole to bury himself in, and the miner wasn't even extracting any highsec ore for his trouble.
Mike Jinsu > James 600?
Bing Bangboom > James 315
Mike Jinsu > Sorry
Bing Bangboom > Its ok. You are new
Bing Bangboom > But that's why I'm trying to help you
Mike Jinsu > I can't say his name without choking
Mike Jinsu > it's pretty funny actually
Just as witches struggle to recite the Lord's Prayer without making a mistake, Mike became utterly flustered by the name of the Saviour of Highsec. He couldn't even speak it.
Bing Bangboom > Miners are often slow to understand what the situation is.
Bing Bangboom > We have to be patient.
Mike Jinsu > I'm not a miner lmao
Bing Bangboom > Kill: Mike Jinsu (Covetor) yes, you are.
Mike Jinsu > Oh ok
Once again, Mike denied that he was a miner. And for whatever reason, he seemed to find his own mining ship lossmail to be completely unpersuasive--and it was a long-form, in-game lossmail at that.
Mike Jinsu > Just because I have a mining ship means I'm a miner?
Bing Bangboom > No, mining makes you a miner
Mike Jinsu > Just because I spent 5 minutes mining plag before you ganked me means I'm a miner
Mike Jinsu > Right
Bing Bangboom > yes... now you have it
"I'm not a miner, I was just experimenting." Who did this guy think he was kidding? There's probably Veldspar dust under his fingernails.
Mike Jinsu > I'm not sure that's how it works
Bing Bangboom > sure, why not?
Mike Jinsu > Cuz you have to do it full time
Bing Bangboom > What you aren't is a permit holder... there is where your problem lies
Mike Jinsu > Is that really a problem though?
Mike Jinsu > Spend a minute and move on
Bing Bangboom > It obviously is for you.... Kill: Mike Jinsu (Covetor)
Mike insisted that he wasn't really a miner unless he mined full time. By that definition, I suppose Mike was a part-time miner and a full-time whiner.
Mike Jinsu > That's my business model for you
Mike Jinsu > Not James 215
Mike Jinsu > He's probably a drunk pedophile
Bing Bangboom > Look, you promised me that your friends would come and that you would duel... that's why I came.
Mike Jinsu > I gotta go
Our Agent reminded Mike of his promise to engage in a duel. Suddenly, something came up and Mike had to go. What timing.
Bing Bangboom > I say what I mean... deception isn't part of Agenting
Mike Jinsu > Agenting
Mike Jinsu > Fucking
Mike Jinsu > Peace
Bing Bangboom > Goodbye Carebear
In spite of everything, Bing still cared deeply for the part-time miner. He hoped that Mike would read the Code as soon as he finished taking care of his emergency.


Mike's encounter with Bing changed him. He decided to reinvent himself by buying a pair of glasses and a beret and starting a new corporation. Mike knew he couldn't completely escape his miner status, so his new bio emphasized everything else he did. (Apparently all of his other activities were full-time.)

Now, I know what you're thinking, dear reader. "I bet his 'amazing corp' has only one member." So cynical! And you're wrong: Mike's corp has 5 members, including himself and alts.


Intriguingly, Mike's corp offers a 10 million isk gift* to new players. Could it be that he wants to help them buy mining permits? We may never know. The asterisk doesn't correspond to anything.

31 comments:

  1. Always!


    Always triggering highsec shitter pedos.


    Always!

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    1. Does code kill people in real life and fuck underage children.

      The code provides the answer: ALWAYS.

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    2. Shitteranon509 triggered again.


      Always!


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    3. Another triggered agent.

      Are code agents easy to piss off and send into a rage.

      ALWAYS

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    4. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

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  2. Part-time miner, full-time Billionaire.

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    1. Part-time miner, full-time shitter.

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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  3. wow just wow. another failure for antiganking.

    Without code and gankers antiganking would have no content in this game. they pay 500 plex, or $15-20 a month just to follow code/gankers around or sit on gates in uedama watching traffic go by because they are so salty/toxic.

    ag non-stop failing daily. never forget shardani

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    1. Calm down murderbot.

      Your prayers to your favorite child killer only prove your incapable of separating the game from real life

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    2. I liken highsec to willy wonka and the chocalate factory. The miners are our oompa loompas.

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    3. anonshitter510 triggered.
      And it don't know how to use "your".


      Always!

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    4. Triggered two in one go. Double WIN

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    5. SO Karma you advocate for slavery huh claiming miners as yours.

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    6. Well yes, you are my bitch in the comments section as well as in game.

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    7. Another fail.

      Why so much rage Karma?

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  4. The only rage is your 15 min refresh rate of the comments section to see if one of us has commented.


    Never forget shardani

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    1. And here is Cryma preaching about his favorite child killer yet again.

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    2. Someone refreshing the page every 15 minutes, wow, well someone has to help you keep the page view count up.

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  5. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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    1. Lol in ur story, miners are Jews! Coincidence?????

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    2. That's how James describes miners, like jews.

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  6. We didn't choose our ancestry, and we can't get rid of it.

    On the other hand, miners chose to be miners, and they choose to remain miners every day, every minute.

    One must be a terribly disturbed individual to mix these things up. Like a miner.

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    1. Killing children is a choice too, so is praising it and always worshipping the killer. But code keeps doing it.

      Telling someone to commit suicide or kill is a choice yet code does that too.

      Encouraging someone to sterilize themselves is a choice and code does encourage that.

      But seriously why does code so love praising killing kids molesting children and committing suicide?

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  7. Replies
    1. Praise Trump!

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    2. James 315 will make anime real.

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    3. Simpsons did it.

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