Monday, November 13, 2017

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 25

Previously, on MinerBumping... Gelhan was under the absolute control of the New Order of Highsec. Miners from Mission Ready Mining struggled mightily to adjust to their new reality. They refused to accept the help of their friendly neighborhood Agents, thus ensuring their own misery.


As quickly as the idea of armed resistance entered their minds, the miners abandoned it. All they could do was complain.


Agent Georgia B Dixie stayed on-message. She knew it was only a matter of time before the miners surrendered to the Code and bought permits.


The miners wished for death, so our heroes sent them mercy in the form of the occasional suicide gank.


Nevertheless, nearly everyone in MRM remained docked up rather than risk a bump or a gank. It was a downward spiral: Without the ability to hide behind their fellow MRM members, it was even riskier to undock. All PvE activity ground to a halt.

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MRM begged our Agents to leave the system. They cursed the name of James 315. They wished the Code had never come to highsec.


Our Agents continually reminded the miners how lucky they were that the Gelhan system had civilization and all of the benefits thereof. But MRM was full of anarchists.


redneck atkinson insisted that he would be better off on his own, without the New Order's help. It was a laughable claim, considering his bot-aspirancy.


Days went by. MRM's miners grew more accustomed to the sight of our Agents. As soon as they saw a bumper or ganker enter local, they docked up--fully aware that another day was about to be wasted.


Nobody in MRM was happy. They could see that what they were doing wasn't working. But instead of improving themselves, they blamed the New Order and its Code. All they could do was wait for some outside force to rescue them.


However, there was no outside force; the only force in highsec was the New Order itself. This was their EVE experience now.


Some rebels took comfort in myths and legends about the Saviour of Highsec being permabanned by CCP. They tried to ignore the truth staring them in the face: The spirit of James 315 was alive and well in every system in highsec. No one in EVE is less banned than I am.


Azaria Nardieu urged his fellow miners to abandon the Gelhan system. Yet those who did simply found more Code enforcers elsewhere.


The Code was victorious. The miners didn't want to admit it, but they didn't really need to. The evidence of victory was all around them: Bumping them, ganking them, forcing them to dock up, outarguing them in local...


Such was life and death in the Gelhan system.

To be continued...

34 comments:

  1. wow antigankers are still failing wow just wow.

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    1. Calm down murderbot.

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    2. Wolf get his own custom spam, i am jelly

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    3. Get programed by James and you too can repeat lines.

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  2. Killing miners should be an olympic sport. Its already an elite form of pvp.

    Never forget shardani.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

      Stop praying to your favorite child killing agent.

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    2. Great, Karma is finally going to stop worshipping a child killer and pedophile.

      Progress.

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    3. Never forget shardani dave, please refresh the comments section promptly to deposit more salt.

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    4. Your salt is plenty and what a shame that you have relapsed and are continuing to worship a child killer and pedophile, well the code states that agents of the new order do not change their ways, they just continue to be pedo's and murder lovers.

      God have mercy upon you Karma.

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    5. James 315 is very merciful. Now be a good little puppy dog and stay under the house until i whistle for you.

      SSSSIIITTTT.

      Good girl.

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    6. James 315 is not god, he is your false prophet who commands you to kill and molest children for his own personal pleasures. See how he has already influenced you having you pray to a child killer, a pedophile, and how even your humanity is gone. You have no value in life you treat people as if dogs at your command.

      Indeed your only hope is salvation through Jesus Christ our lord and savior.

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    7. Remember Cryma its miners not minors, don't get it confused like your hero shardani.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    1. Except the code always dies at the end. ALWAYS.

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    2. Calm down murder lovers.

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  5. These MRM bears are remarkably slow learners.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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  6. Man, these carebears are stubborn enough for a 100-part series.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    1. ISIS wont last that long.

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  8. Wanna see that little johnnie piddles pedo cry? Just check back here shortly, he is unable to resist. He has lost all self control.

    I think
    #calmdownmurderloveranonshitter

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    1. Another win, making codes child killers/molesters cry even before I comment.

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    2. Karma has his refresh rate down from 15 mins to 3 mins.

      Progress.

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    3. Yeah more code tears for the comments section that way, they have to pray to shartdani frequently or they will go out in the real world and kill people or molest kids.

      SAD.

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    4. Ohhh back up to 20, he must have been frothing for 17 mins waiting to press publish.

      Ohh, and its never forget shardani *

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    5. That's what you call your favorite agent, we just think a person who kills his kid is just less than shit.

      shartdani.

      Now hit that refresh and pour in some more tears and pray some more to your favorite code agent.

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  9. redneckatkinson makes MRM look bad

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    1. Just being on this site makes anyone look bad. Especially the murder lovers.

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