Thursday, November 9, 2017

Greed, Sloth, and Anger

Good sportsmanship: Some have it, some don't.


Agent Luna Nightblood wasn't wrong. Elite PvP was on full display in Poinen that day.


The Gate Tax Collection Agency popped a jump freighter worth 15.5 billion isk. In a breathtaking display of their power, the corp brought in 18 Tornadoes. By contrast, the jump freighter pilot, Jenna Viliana, didn't perform so well in combat. She choked, to be honest.


In Poinen local, Jenna tried to foment class warfare on behalf of the "working pilots" of highsec. Because autopiloting in a hauler is such hard work.


Jenna bristled at the suggestion that she'd been autopiloting. She claimed to be a hardworking manual warper. A real salt of the earth type.


How do we know whether Jenna had been autopiloting or not? Well, consider this: If Jenna was such a Code-compliant rule-follower, then why was she violating the Code by spewing profanity at our Agents in local? And why didn't she own a mining permit?


Jenna refused the offer of a fair, impartial hearing. She knew that any examination performed by a fair, impartial judge would only confirm her guilt.


The carebear's tantrum in Poinen local chat began to attract some attention. Nobody believed she was innocent, but Jenna dug in her heels anyway.


Agent Australian Excellence wasn't afraid to let someone check his work. It's not for no reason that he has a spotless record. Agent Australian only kills people who deserve it.


Unlike regular freighters, jump freighters have the ability to teleport to safety at any time--even if they're being bumped by pro bumpers. Therefore, whenever a jump freighter is ganked in highsec, they're presumed to be AFK. The burden of proof was on Jenna to prove otherwise.


Jenna tried to convince our heroes that she'd been at her keyboard but unable to activate her jump drive. But in doing so, she accidentally confessed to another act of extreme negligence: Failing to keep a cyno escort on standby. This is a severe violation of the Code.


The carebear knew her goose was cooked. She'd admitted to breaking the Code in front of everyone in Poinen. She had virtually no chance of getting her 15.5 billion isk ship reimbursed. It's expensive to be a rebel these days.


After leaving the system in shame, Jenna felt she had to get in the last word. She accused Australian of violating the Code. Jenna's hypocrisy was almost as astonishing as her lossmail.


The carebear had one last card to play, though: She returned to Poinen and deployed some containers with a warning about the power of the mighty CODE. alliance. A thoughtful gesture. On the other hand, it's pretty hard to read those warnings when you're AFK.

31 comments:

  1. We had better get rid of those cans, quick! Someone is going to discover the shocking news that CODE. is ganking in Uedama. Our super secret hidden mission is in danger of being revealed!

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    2. HOW CAN i CALM DOWN!!1!. THE MINERS ARE GOING TO FIND OUT OUR SECRET THAT WE ARE GANKING IN UEDAMA11!!!!!11!

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    3. Calm down murder lover. Your gaming is pointless just keep your anger and rage in game.

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    4. Poor John Pirtle (Never forget that he doxed himself by posting drivel on our comments section after forgetting to log out). All he can do is post "anonymously" on our blog. Maybe they will write an article about him on the hisec militia blog that no one reads.

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    5. Calm down murder lover.

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  2. "On the other hand, it's pretty hard to read those warnings when you're AFK."
    So, thanks to the Viliana, CODE will gank only and only the guilty ones. No excuses.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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  3. wow just wow why didnt antigankers bring a single griffin with 1 ecm drone to try and stop the gank?

    wow they failed hard at stopping the gank and now we have to put up with their excuses as to why they still support kalynn shardani.

    never forget shardani.

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    1. Is that the doctrine nowadays hahahahaha ecm drone.

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    2. Greedy fukin carebears are to cheap to launch 5 at a time.

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    3. AG has thousands of ruptures fit and ready to fly... how come they didn't come?

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    4. Calm down murder bot, calm down murder lovers, and for god sakes stop praying to that child killer you love so much.

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    5. You forgot to specify the timeframe during AG is failing..

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    6. Calm down murder lover.

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  4. It's unfortunate to see a jump freighter pilot playing so fast and loose with established piloting principles. It's a good thing the Tax Collector was around to put him in his place before he became accustomed to such lazy piloting.

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  5. I'm already laughing like a window licker when I get to "Agent Australian only kills people who deserve it."

    I think I pulled something.

    That sass tho, James is killin me!


    Always! triggering ignorant shitters

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  6. Fits very expensive ship for max yield: check
    Autopilots through a known ganking hotspot: check
    Doesn't have a cyno lit: check
    Doesn't see the need to have a cyno lit: check
    Still fills fuel bay: check
    Doesn't have a corpie to web through: check
    Squeals like a pig when caught red handed: check
    Really needs to calm down: check

    Jenna if you're reading this - and if not that's another check - you are an irredeemable fuckwit.

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  7. I always find it amusing when Jump freighters get ganked in High Sec. Jump freighters are the only ships in Hisec with a built in get out of jail free card when it comes to ganks.

    PRO TIP: Don't fly a jump freighter if you don't have a cyno alt or have a fellow corpmate, alliance member or friendly blue shadowing you with an emergency cyno at the ready.

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    1. Of win, bitch!

      Stop huffing veld fumes and prepare to be calmed down miner.

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    2. It is made up, and the murder lovers need to calm down.

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  9. Miner, please calm down.

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    1. Murder lover, please calm down.

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  10. Praise Shardani, may his heroic actions be forever remembered!

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    1. He did everyone a solid.

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    2. The murder lovers still pray to their favorite child killer.

      SAD

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