Wednesday, November 1, 2017

The Talk of Highsec

There are casual gamers, and then there are lazy gamers.


Vohkeheva sehe Edier lost a lazy-fit Covetor. Apparently AFK, the miner also lost his 396 million isk pod.


Being ganked inspired Vohkeheva to become more active than he'd been while his ship was still alive. He lit up Scheenins local with his protests.


"Huh?" Miners condemn themselves with such questions.


Good Samaritan Learza Thiesant informed Vohkeheva about the Code. The miner was ignorant. Dangerously so.


Vohkeheva couldn't believe that he'd need to pay a token fee to legally mine in New Order territory. But when Agent Fate and Destiny showed up, she confirmed everything Learza had said.


The miner was baffled: PvP in highsec? That wasn't the EVE he remembered. True, things were different before the Code. They're much better now.


Agent Fate was curious about the miner's aptitude for EVE, so she used a classic litmus test: Mention the name of the Saviour of Highsec. The miner's reaction to it will tell you everything you need to know.


Let the record reflect that Vohkeheva chose to be angry and upset. He was given the option of calming down and reading the Code. He didn't take it.


The Code is the ultimate content generator--and the ultimate conversation starter. Other players in the Scheenins system saw people talking about the most important subject in EVE, so they wanted to join the conversation.


Tobin Enchari was one of those "the Code used to be cool" guys. He mourned the end of bumping, which apparently nobody does anymore. (Tell that to the freighter pilots--or the miners of Mission Ready Mining, for that matter.)


Vohkeheva maintained his innocence: He wasn't AFK, he was just too slow to escape with his zero-align-time pod in bubble-free highsec.


In truth, miners get plenty of warning about the Code, especially since it's pretty much the only thing people talk about in highsec. But you need to be at your computer to read local.


Tobin offered his services as a pro bono space lawyer. Fate and Destiny ignored his nonsense. The explosion of unlicensed miners was more than enough proof of her authority as an Agent of the New Order.

48 comments:

  1. Agent: "It's the law, and ignorance of the law is no excuse"
    Crybear: "BUT I DID NOT KNOW!!! Y U NO TELL ME?!?!?! UNFAIR??!!!!?? Y U NO FOLLOW UR OWN RULES?!!"

    Hole. Shovel. Dig.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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  2. Tobin Enchari sounds like he fancied going to law school once but then realized he couldn't afford it. He decided to mine instead.

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    1. No low slots? Could have at least slapped on some cargo expanders if you are going to bother running an anti-tank fit.

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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  3. woah antigankers are failing so hard right now

    never forget shardani

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    1. Why is the permabanned still sucking Jamie boy's cock for?

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    2. Wolf's still posting here because it never fails to trigger some shitter who can do nothing but whine like a bitch on this site.

      Good job carrying on that hallowed tradition anonshitter1145. If you come back tomorrow you can cry again. Daily!

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    3. Calm down murder bot.

      Anon115: Calm down murder lover.

      Your tears are noted.

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    4. Calm down autistic one. And thank you for your daily/ hourly salt. Please keep refreshing the page to see my rock star response that has you frothing uncontrollably.

      Dont forget your mate shardani.

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    5. Cryma is back trying to deflect the codes best agent shartdani who killed his own kid. Funny how they praised him for doing it too.

      Keep crying murder lover

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    6. This is awesome to see Zopiclone still ganking Miners! HAHAHAHAHA

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    7. Calm down murder lover.

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  4. meh seems made up

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  5. murderloveranon triggered daily

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    1. Another triggered agent.

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    2. He just mad that his buddy Saipov did the "bumping" without him. Poor lil code terrorist.

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  6. Ah yes the good old argument that code does not follow their rules. Its like Sharia law, you follow them unless you must break them to kill people. Well James you have taught your ilk to be terrorists. Now turn yourselves in before you go out and do like your buddy did yesterday in NY.

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  7. Code strikes again Keith Richards of Queens mows down teenagers due to unresolved rage from miners. The code agent decided he wanted to run down kids after his van was egged which reminded him of his in game failures to catch and destroy miners leading to a hit and run.

    Code has let its rage spill out to the real world yet again.

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    1. The autism is strong in this one

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    2. Calm down murder lover

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  8. In Riverside California Luvelle Kennon entered into his daughters elementary school and beat a 70 year old woman to satiate his rage of being mocked in Eve Online by miners for being a terrorist. Thankfully he was subdued by police before he could murder anyone or molest any of the children.

    The code terrorists strike yet again.

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    1. huh? I'm not code - can't stand them - but your serious suggestion that these real life attacks are anything to do with code means you are not fit to be at liberty. better check yourself in to a clinic numbnuts

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    2. Calm down murder lover.

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  9. Police in Omaha Nebraska Have arrested three code agents for stealing and stockpiling firearms for, as the suspects are saying, "fulfilling the orders of the code."

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  10. 100 code agents last Saturday stormed California's theme park "Great Adventures" and robbed many of the patrons enjoying the park that day. Some of the agents carried Tasers to subdue anyone who tried to fight back to prevent being robbed. Security did little to nothing during the whole ordeal which, according to the only arrested agent, was the whole reason for the codes antics.

    "We knew the security would do very little and the people don't like to fight so we went in and enforced the code. Anyone who does not prepare to fight or anyone who chooses not to fight deserves to be robbed or "bumped".

    Code has again influenced violence upon law abiding citizens in the real world following in their leaders teachings that if players, or in this case people, do not wish to fight then they deserve whatever the code dishes out to them.

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  11. Calm down, Johnny Piddle. Show us your loss mail that constantly has you impotently sperging all over this blog.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    2. Calm down autist.

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    3. Another triggered murder lover.

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  12. These fucking idiots in local are hilarious

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    1. I know code just cant stop ranting like morons.

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  13. I don't even need news sites anymore because of this comments section! Wow James, great job!

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    1. Praise James!

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    2. Another murder lover needs to calm down and stop crying.

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  14. Every time that murderlover shitter posts salt James gets hits on the site and we get to lol at another idiot that didn't research EVE before deciding to mine rocks in a pvp game.

    It's another win for Code.

    Always!

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    1. Its a win alright but not the code your thinking. Definitely not the game your playing.

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  15. Praise James 315!

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    1. Calm down murder lover

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  16. Zopiclone did a Great number on this miner.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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  17. Thanks for sharing this important post with us. Gmail Support

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