Tuesday, November 28, 2017

The Secret Message, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... RD Mackstorm was in for the shock of his life when he discovered that his protégé, Original Lucky Maroon, was actually a deep-cover Agent of the New Order, Nitetime Video. With the full force and authority of the Code behind him, Nitetime's alt threatened to destroy an AFK corp Orca--along with RD's own Orca, which was helpless and tackled.


Original had gone AFK to get a beer while his Vexor's drones continued their assault of RD's corpmate's Orca. Until Original officially announced himself as a New Order Agent, RD was willing to give his young charge the benefit of the doubt.


...But time was running out.


Original denounced RD and the AFK Orca pilot. It was too late for the AFK Orca, but RD could still save himself if he sent a ransom to a contact of Original. (The name of Original's contact was redacted in the report.)


One twist in this story is that RD was a permit-carrying miner. As the population of permit-holders grows and the number of unlicensed miners dwindles, our Agents have increasingly focused on ensuring Code-compliance among both groups.


Time ran out for RD's corpmate. She was still AFK at the time her Orca was destroyed.


Now our hero turned his attention to RD's Orca, which was still tackled. Needless to say, paying 10 million isk to an Agent doesn't make a miner King of Highsec. The miner must still obey the Code. Our Agent's audit revealed that RD didn't fulfill his obligations.


Agent Original's Vexor opened fire on RD's Orca. If the miner didn't pay a ransom, the corp would lose two Orcas that day. Flunking a New Order audit is serious business.


As is often the case, the ransomed miner suddenly grew poor. He was in luck though: Our Agents was willing to work something out.


Forced to confront the possibility of parting with isk in an emergent-gameplay context, RD grew restless. He was behaving like a greedy bot-aspirant.


However, RD had witnessed the death of enough Orcas that day. He transferred a ransom payment to Original's unnamed contact. That was only the first step, though. Original directed RD to eject from his Orca and perform other steps--the details of which were redacted from Agent Nitetime's report.


When RD handed over his Orca, our Agent made additional requests. Again, the Agent's report redacted certain information from this part of the story. However, it's highly probable that nothing untoward happened here.
RD Mackstorm > now can I have it back
Original Lucky Maroon > [REDACTED] will contract the orca to you
RD Mackstorm > well I'm out of ISK so I can't pay for it
RD Mackstorm > don't have any plex
Original Lucky Maroon > Please send 10 mil. ISK to me for a new permit
Original Lucky Maroon > Your current one is invalid
RD Mackstorm > out of ISK you idot so I can't
Original voided RD's mining permit. For the time being, RD was unwilling or unable to purchase a new one.
Original Lucky Maroon > Please don't be rude to an Agent of the New Order
[REDACTED] > Greetings RD Mackstorm 0/
RD Mackstorm > I said it because I have you I have sent all the ISK I have
[REDACTED] > I have your Orca safe and sound in the station.
RD Mackstorm > thanks
Original Lucky Maroon > I will expect a full apology in writing, cc James 315 and Liek DarZ.
Original closed out the audit by instructing RD to issue an apology to me and to the Agent who had sold RD his permit.


Two days later, RD was induced to deliver his apology. The miner offered a full confession of his crimes, which is always refreshing. Nevertheless, RD couldn't resist the temptation to include some excuses at the end of his message. RD isn't perfect--yet. Neither is highsec. Yet we can have confidence that in the end, our Agents will get the job done.

167 comments:

  1. "Again, the Agent's report redacted certain information from this part of the story. However, it's highly probable that nothing untoward happened here."

    Only an invite to some kind of VOIP bonus room shenanigans that Jamey and his CHODE. slaves are known to engage in. Shameful. Nobody can trust CHODE.

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    1. Are you the kid sitting under the tree while other kids play in the sandbox?

      Cheer up dipshit.

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    2. Calm down murder lovers.

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  2. Whoa, a happy end!

    I'm always astonished by the level of dedication some agents posses. They even have the spare time to audit and personally educate a permit holder and his company of questionable integrity.

    Miners, no one loves you more in Highsec than the agents of The New Oerder.

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    1. CODE returned the Orca! That shows all the AG doubters that CODE is made of the most honest people in New Eden. \o/

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    2. Calm down murder lovers.

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    3. What? I'm pretty sure he didn't get the Orca back. That would have ruined the educational part of the audit.

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    4. Oh you cheeky little dick waffle.

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  3. Nitetime Video's handling of the situation is an example of New Order metagaming at its very best. Nicely done to all involved.

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  4. Space racketering and extortion at its best.

    Don't support these guys ever. Be your own capsuler and fly only what you can afford to lose.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

      Praise Ehnea.

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    2. Ehnea purported to be a supporter until she got banned from mb for paying only lip service to The Code.

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    3. Professor Lawton, I was never a supporter of CODE, nor was I ever invited to minerbumping channel.

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  5. ehnema meek and canadian light seem to show up at the same time. Strange that both of them have similar posting history here.

    A twist on 'you never see clark and super at the same time', you only see ehnema and canadiot at the same time.

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    1. Anonymous 10:21 – your communication skills are decidedly reminiscent of the guests who feature on the Jeremy Kyle Show

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    2. Honestly 00, no one gives a crap about Jerry Springer's half-retarded British cousin. :)

      But while we are on the topic, can you elaborate on your claim, or was it just a reaction on your part?

      Like, can you give us an example of how exactly that anon's comments remind you of that talkshow?

      You must spend quite a bit of time watching that show, do you do it to make yourself feel better (because who wouldn't after watching those losers right?) or just some sense of morbid curiosity?

      I wonder because I was taught to shun people that acted like the folks you find on daytime TV, and that it's shameful to support people like Springer or Kyle. So I would like to get a different perspective. You know, 'slum it' for a bit.

      Lowest common denominators, fo sho!

      XD

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    3. My reply was meant for the Anon who rages at Ehnea. Such a reaction was uncalled for. My approach as a Code Agent is somewhat more graceful – that is, at the first sign of disobedience, I incinerate Ehnea’s ship.

      Yes, I am morbidly curious. One has to be, if one resides in Nakugard.

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    4. @anon 11:13

      You must be new here. Have you ever heard of Soda Stream?

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    5. Calm down murder lovers.

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  6. Good thing you are from that group. Means you understand me, pleb. Your friend enhemapoo is decidedly worse at blogging than most EVE wannabe's, that and his blatant disregard for the Code is the reason he gets trolled here.

    So bad that he has to beg over here for hits. Plus his writing is so unappealing, it's like reading the phone book. Out loud ffs.

    I guess I shouldn't give ehnemapiggy too much shit, crying over here IS her last resort after all. The desperation is palatable however, and it's never too hard to make her salty.

    Guess I'm a bad, but it's still preferable to acting like a poor crying about a game they don't support anyway. The only reason the enemah character even exists is because John Pirtle is an attention whore, otherwise the character itself serves no purpose and doesn't help the game unless it is subbed. (In which case you lose, enemashitter)

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  7. We are sucking cock and raping kids with baseball bats in the ass nonstop daily!!!1!!!11!!!1!

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    1. You may post as someone else, but it's still you doing it johnny piddles. That means it's coming from your head. You are the one who is imagining doing all that. I wonder how you justify being a child molester at heart.

      You are one sick bitch john pirtle/ehneamapoo.


      Are you sure you want to leave a digital trail connected to that much pedophilia? Naaaah! It could never get tracked back to you.

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    2. Calm down murder lovers.

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  8. Which one of johnny pissant's personas is crying now?

    Having that much aspergers must be exhausting.

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    1. He's so mad he's even dusted off ehnema and the fake-Wolf-child-molestor alts.

      All over what was probably a retriever, shit fit at that. I mean I'm just sayin the odds are pretty good that the louder and longer they rage the the more pitiful the loss. And johnnie has been raging for a LONG time at the top of his lungs about the most vile things his depraved mind can dream up.



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    2. Calm down murder lovers.

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    3. This much meltdown has to come from a venture kill mail.

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  9. Calm down murder lovers.

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  10. [07:19:19] Kalynn Shardani > I am currently about to list Kalynn Shardani 's toon for sale if there is any interest please contact Rosaria Cosmos
    [07:19:31] Shelley Tortuga > o7
    [07:23:55] Shelley Tortuga > Sorry to hear that you will be leaving us permanetly.
    [07:25:35] Admiral Demona Black > Hayley Logical Fallacy Nin Rin Prixm Wind Yvain Bluewater ^M Kamio VI - Moon 7 - Sukuuvestaa Corporation Production Plant
    [07:26:11] Kalynn Shardani > Shelley Tortuga the person who owned this toon passed away this past July
    [07:27:18] Shelley Tortuga > My condolences.
    [07:28:01] MRxX7XxMONKEY > oh, damn, my condolences
    [07:28:39] Kalynn Shardani > i'm sure he would appreciate that , thank you
    [07:29:00] Shelley Tortuga > The player behind Kalynn Shardani was always very encouriging and nice
    [07:29:01] Symphony-Angel > very sad , send the same
    [07:34:50] Tempus Halley > how is Uedama and Niarja?
    [07:35:16] Symphony-Angel > 5 reds docked in Uedama VII - Lai Dai Corporation Factory
    [07:36:03] Kalynn Shardani > I am happy to hear he was like that in game and glad he made so many friends http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/nm55g/ not much like that outta game i'm affraid
    [07:36:28] Kalynn Shardani > i was hoping to inform Sarah Flynt so she may remove him from the moderator list etc
    [07:36:56] Astecus > I'll take care of that
    [07:38:31] Symphony-Angel > sad story
    [07:40:18] Astecus > Kalynn Shardani has been removed as moderator now
    [07:40:45] Astecus > Sad story indeed...
    [07:41:00] MRxX7XxMONKEY > i had to relog, could someone send me the story?
    [07:41:27] Symphony-Angel > http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/nm55g/
    [07:42:13] Kantar Vilorious > Hello Kalynn and everyone. Guess who?
    [07:42:43] MRxX7XxMONKEY > oh the 54yo man was the owner of that character?
    [07:42:59] Kantar Vilorious > alittle younger
    [07:43:02] Admiral Demona Black > Hayley Logical Fallacy Nin Rin Prixm Wind Yvain Bluewater IN Kamio VI - Moon 7 - Sukuuvestaa Corporation Production Plant JUST HAD A SCOUT COME IN ICE FIELD openwind
    [07:43:29] Symphony-Angel > MRxX7XxMONKEY i believe so
    [07:43:35] MRxX7XxMONKEY > damn
    [07:44:51] Kalynn Shardani > so hence why im trying to get rid of his toon - (wife)
    [07:45:15] Symphony-Angel > very sorry for your loss
    [07:45:43] Kalynn Shardani > i appreciate that
    [07:45:53] Astecus > Kalynn Shardani so you played EVE together?
    [07:46:24] Kalynn Shardani > yes / I am Rosaria Cosmos in game
    [07:46:50] Kantar Vilorious > Hi Kalynn
    [07:48:15] Apple Ottig > Dragon Knights Inc still around? :)
    [07:48:44] Symphony-Angel > cool name for alliance
    [07:52:34] Kalynn Shardani > yes it is
    [07:53:04] Kalynn Shardani > I run the DKI alliance. Kalynn didn't just gave intel
    [07:53:04] Astecus > Must admit Kalynn seemed like the least likely to do something like this...
    [07:54:24] Kalynn Shardani > i don't know how he was in game but out of game he wasn't ,.. very kind
    [07:54:35] Astecus > But then again, this is a roleplaying game
    [07:54:42] Kalynn Shardani > it is
    [07:57:12] Astecus > So how familiar are you with anti-ganking and his activities with it?
    [07:57:33] Kalynn Shardani > extremely
    [07:57:49] Kalynn Shardani > i helped him with a lot of his intel for the code alliance
    [07:58:00] Kalynn Shardani > however we kept our ingame characters disconnected
    [07:59:56] Rosaria Cosmos > this is better

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  11. However to call gunning down someone who has no ability, or little ability, to defend themselves "elite PVP" is the same as sucker punching a 6 year old and calling it championship boxing.

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  12. Test of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.

    Test of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Lord Rage’s questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each code monkey each day.

    Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the miners shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.

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    1. Why would anybody want to contract the aids virus just so they can have empathy for phags?

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    2. File a petition to your local new order agent or call 1800IMAPHAG

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  13. Don't kid yourselves. Even the dirtiest pirates from the birth of EVE have been carebears. They use alts to bring them goods at cheap prices and safely, rather than live with consequences of their in game actions on their main, from concord to prices

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  14. Alas, expecting a "gf" back from an agent is, at best, a lesson in futility and broken expectations. Agents who get caught at gates and killed, get disrupted warping into a site and get killed, get ECM jammed and their victim saved (and themselves subsequently killed) seem to have a visceral inability to reply back to a "gf".

    I wonder why?

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    1. Miner, you have to understand that people who sit AFK in a belt all day, and people who dedicate all their free time to discipline and educate the former group can't be held to the same standards.

      Agents have -important- work to do.

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  15. How do you know your talking to an agent of code?

    They tell you to go kill yourself.

    How do you make and agent of code happy?

    You kill yourself.

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  16. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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  17. "A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.

    "aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?

    "by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.

    "All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.

    "Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.

    "The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.

    "A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.

    "Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.

    "Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar.
    "Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.

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  18. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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    1. PARAGRAPHS? I thought they were everyone's friend? What the hell did they ever do to you? Please use them next time if you want anyone to read your tears.

      Can I get a TLDR on this?

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    2. No not Illiterate... Just too lazy to break that mess up into something readable, especially when the inconsiderate twat who posted that sperg should have done so themselves.

      If your going to copy paste everyone else's tears over the last 5 years in a single thread in an attempt to troll the least you can do is do it properly >.>

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    3. That's one mad shitter, he can't stop himself from being vulgar or triggered. No self control and too stupid to know better.

      That's a salty combination.

      I don't know what little johnnie pedo lost (other than his mind) but I fear for his RL family.

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  19. So the victims of their villainous deeds would descend upon them bringing forth new weapons and new warriors who would fight in new ways. Those who had done them harm would find fate without mercy and they would feign bravery. Alas fear wells up deep from within and a very real shiver ascends the spine of the criminals and murderers as they now look into the very mirror of their animosity. They cannot win a war that reflects themselves.

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  20. The Code of Awakening.
    1: The “Awakened” always wins.
    2: The Eve Online code has never won ever due to the fact of the tactics being used are considered by the game developers to be “illegal Ganks”.
    3: If a member of the New Order of Halaima fails to consider that they are just like suicide terrorists then they are very short sighted and must be considered criminal and unstable.
    4: Any member of the code alliance must be considered unstable, troll them online only but if met in real life stay away and call the authorities for they may be bringing their in game rage and anger out of game to harm people and children.
    5: Under no circumstances must you ever let a code agent near children.
    6: Always renounce the ways of the codes favorite agent Kalynn Shardani, they praise this agent highest due to his actions of killing his own child for the code alliance.
    7: Only under extraordinary circumstances will a member of the code become anything more than a closet terrorist, criminal, unstable, child molester, and/or greifers. Those who do make progress towards enlightenment must be monitored closely and never fully trusted as the indoctrination of James 315 is still within them and they could return to wanting to harm people in real life.
    8: Never converse with the code agent in game, they will claim it as a victory but it also serves as a way of gathering information on you which they may use to find you in real life to visit harm upon you. They will post the conversation on their website so that all the other agents may attempt to locate you and visit harm upon you and your children.
    9: Remember that a code agent does not live in reality, due to this fact they can never truly win in any engagement be it an argument or a battle.
    10: The “Awakened” shall know only victory over the code agent because the code knows only hate, pain, greed, and envy. The “Awakened” always worships life while the code agent only worships death and murder. The “Awakened” accepts and follows laws while the code will bring their delusions out of game and fail to recognize laws.
    11: A code agent will never accept reality, they cling to their fantasies with a death grip, and no agent is ever truly awakened from their delusions. Because of this they always fail at life.

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  21. Police have taken into custody the suspect in an active shooter situation at the Montage condominium complex in downtown Reno at 255 N Sierra Street.

    Police have closed 2nd Street and Commercial Avenue and surrounding areas.

    Police say the shooter was barricaded inside the Montage with a hostage, whom police say is safe, screaming about noncompliance of a code. Police shot at the shooter, who is alive.

    A SWAT team and the Washoe County Sheriff helicopter are on scene.

    The incident began shortly before 7PM November 28, 2017.

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  22. Anon414 through Anon425

    Holy Jesus fucking Christ man... Its obvious all of that came from the same person copy pasted. What the hell is wrong with you, miner?

    Can someone give me a TLDR on that wall of posts/text? I'm not in the mood to read carebear drivel tonight.

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    1. HAHAHAHAHA I'm back to annoy you fucks again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  23. I told you AUTZ has the saltiest of freaks in it.

    Ohh man what a spectacular display of autism

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    1. Yeah you would say that after you watched me plug your mum again, let her know I expect dinner to be ready when I get home and you to be out of the house.

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    2. U mad bro ?

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    3. Lol I got bingo on that triggered shitter, good job Kb! Kepp him wailing, we can bingo again tomorrow. ;)

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  24. They wanna be pirates but lowsec's too scary, so they stay in their little themepark and annoy the other kids.

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    1. The real noobs are in providence.

      Only cynos in low sec.

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    2. Yup joined up with code.

      Remember miners are dangerous and words hurt.

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  25. Being a High sec Pirate is like playing basketball against a retarded kid. You already know what the outcome will be, and the rest of us look at you like you are a jack ass. Only like minded douches buy into ganking miners, and new players.

    I'm about as carebear as they come, but I still have the stones to live in null, low, and spend time in WH space. The shit people give high sec players for never leaving can be attributed to these guys as well, the only difference is, that at least carebears don't fly around with an inflated sense of pride because they pad their kill boards with kills from people who can't fight back.

    I'm sure these are the people who play fps games against novice bots, and claim that they are l33t.

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    1. Im sorry, i have too many squares " im from 0.0 sec " can you give me a " CODE are nazis" ?

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    2. So you're saying you high sec miners are retarded? Thanks for the confirmation...

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  26. Code is basically a group that likes to fight the defenseless/easy fights. Generally flying catalysts. They take their RP seriously, but are generally a bunch of annoying shmucks harassing the indie playerbase. Mostly goon alts too iirc.

    Buy a falcon, fly into a system where they're operating, start collecting tears (ganker tears have 10x the satisfaction concentration!).

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    1. Spoiler alert:

      Most PvP in this game is by people looking for easy wins.

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  27. Ganking and extortion are valid interesting mechanics, however the fan club of these activities are typically a bunch of risk averse manbabies.

    I mean fuck they didn't even show up for the alliance tournament because they were fearful of loss and tried to play it off as meta game.

    The other piece of this though are new players making themselves easy targets by fitting inappropriately for lack of knowledge and making themselves subject to manbaby ganks. Gankers take advantage of the fact that they have incomplete knowledge. No-ware in the mining tutorial do they inform you that drones, shields and awareness are your primary tools of defense in high security space as an industry pilot. In fact dscan isn't even a thing in the tutorials.

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  28. CODE guys are pretty much the Console Gamers of EVE

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  29. I'm a one year old player now...I mine every now and again when I'm really bored...I see CODE a few times..and no way am I paying for any damn permit. Let them try and gank me and feel the tank and roar of my Skiff!

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    1. You are bragging about a ship of shame.

      Lol

      The fact you are in one is another win.

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  30. Bunch of professional saggy-titted whores hiding being a lousy roleplay to justify pirate action on high sec miners.

    My last encounter with these cockroaches was with two newb catalyst who thought they could suicide gank my Skiff. Ah, enjoy my drones.

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  31. I was restraining myself. CODE is to EVE what diarrhoea is to regular bowel movement.

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    1. You mean a reaction from your immune system to purge an infection from the shittiest place around?

      Sounds accurate.

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  32. •give only valid argument for why code highsec lolifes are the most pathetic in all of eve


    •wow, your so salty


    This is their logic... Lol

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  33. Sadly, CODE and their allies are exploiting a loophole in the game's rules that states griefing is allowed, so long as the activity is profitable.

    And James says he doesn't do this for the money, what a sack of shit without a sack.

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  34. New Order (CODE and co.) agents will show you absolutely no sympathy, as they are utterly convinced that their cause is just despite their rampantly hypocritical and psychopathic behaviour. Your agony and heartbreak will be met with a condescending "calm down miner" and repeated demands for purchase of a 'permit'. If the exchange becomes particularly heated, they may take the issue further and threaten your cop with a wardec. DO NOT CONTACT YOUR ASSAILANT AND DEFINITELY DO NOT PAY THEM. New Order agents will revoke a permit at the slightest pretext (sometimes under no pretext at all), and there is no real appeals process. Any isk you give them - and whatever they destroy and steal from you upon permit revocation - will be gone. It's not worth 10mil.

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  35. Even by EVE standards, It's a crappy game mechanic, it's cruel and encourages psychopathic behaviour.

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  36. They are very good at warping to station, docking up, and then sperging in local about the "criminal scum" that is challenging the might of James 315.

    So, it's possible, but be prepared to just station camp a lot. They will hide there and refuse to fight. If you ship has guns, they won't attack.

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    2. Still crying wow, drink water you don't want to be dehydrated.

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  37. When you create a group that constantly cries about miners and freighters that cant fight at all, you know its a group full of pussies that just needs to be kicked out of mommy's house.

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  38. Suicide Gankers literally can't fight head on. Faction police will scram, jam, neut and kill them because are sec status is too low.

    Instead, they focus on attacking the targets they can kill and avoiding the ones they can't. Otherwise they would just be feeding kills to Faction Police.

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  39. Of course they won't. There's no benefit to do so. Gank pilots are often low-SP alts, meaning they can't really fly anything but a super short range, slow-as-hell gallente destroyer - which is useless in a straight fight. In addition, even if they did choose to fight, remaining on grid for more than 30 seconds causes Faction Police to spawn, which will annihilate their puny destroyer tanks.

    It's got very little to do with the fact you're trying to put up a fight, and more to do with the fact that there's literally no incentive for a ganker to do anything but gank.

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  40. Can confirm, if someone fights back, Code run and hide. It's like a retarded 10-year old punching another kid in the schoolyard; when the victim turns around to deck the kid, kid runs and climbs a tree/hides on the other side of a door and shouts incomprehensible jibberish

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  41. You can't fight CODE because they don't want fights. They will dock up as soon as something that remotely resembles a fleet shows up.

    The only fight you can win against CODE is the isk one. Example: Move to null (they are afraid of it) and do your thing there.

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  42. The problem here is that youre making CODE out to be a bigger problem than they really are. Nobody makes any resistance movement because theres nothing to resist. Ive never seen a code member, they are essentially an urban legend to me and any person who pvp's has bigger fish to fry. My advice is to either join them or move out of high sec, seriously, low, null, and wh space arent as scary as you newbies make them out to be.

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  43. James is probably some kind of sociopath to have kept minerbumping up this long. The concept was hilarious when first implemented but now is just a recurring nuisance. However this is one of the more open games and I appreciate that people are having a fun time roleplaying as Highsec crusaders of some kind.

    Everyone else in this thread has covered pretty much why any serious effort to resist CODE is doomed to failure long term. The playerbase that have the skills to do so have little inclination to.

    Tank your fits more, check local for gank alts, and don't fly like a blind idiot in hi-sec and you shouldn't lose too many ships.

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  44. carebear = a ganker who cant pvp, so he picks up on helpless defensless miners

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  45. Do you often have conversations with yourself or are you trying to convince somebody else that 6 people came here within 5 mins and typed that johhny?

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  46. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Why should I have to play like everyone else?

    It's not a ♥♥♥♥ing crutch. These people have trillions of ISK and can afford to just kill all the new players. There should be higher penalties for Killing in Highsec space. Currently I see no such penalties.

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    1. Can i interest you in a permit miner? If you are a peasant i can arrange a payment plan.

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  47. Actually I do have lots of support skills(combat skills) and even skills for the orca and a battlecruiser, its not that I have a problem with. It's the fact that it takes years to get anywhere, which is fine with me, but everyone starting out has a disadvantage compared to the players who have played the longest.

    I played this game when it first came out, so dont tell me about learning about it. I know how to learn, and I always knew this game was about learning, lots has changed.

    I just think its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t that you are pretty much forced into accepting some fu cktards ideologies in this game.

    How are you supposed to start your own empire if c unts are running around killing new players that dont adhere to their contrived rules?

    There should either be recourse or they need to lessen the times it takes to learn skills to be able to counter attack.

    This is practically a pay to win game. There are people who have 10's of accounts. There should be somewhat of an even playing field.

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  48. as for the ganking, there IS a problem. and thast that it isnt "high levels ganking low levels", its that its high levels giving a bunch of cash to their disposable 5 day old alts to fly a catalyst and destroy with impunity anything they desire. and with how slow/weak a mining barge is compared to literally anything a ganker can and will fly, once they decide to kill you, there is very little you can do to stop it, considering even a skiff cant tank enough to make it "unprofitable" or "unjustifiable" to gank.

    the problem would be solved however if a trial account wasnt allowed to turn their guns off green in highsec (since there woudl be no reason for a enw player to be doing pirating of that level in their first 14 days), that way if a "high level" player wants to use disposable characters without breaching the EULA, they have to pony up an extra 750mil or 20 bucks every 3 characters.

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  49. Why do members of CODE need to continually justify their existence?

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  50. Why do EvE online players in groups like CODE and Goonswarm need to go to other games and campaign to get those game changed to suit their play style, which let's be fair, upsets other people deliberately?

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  51. Why won't EvE online players in groups like CODE, campaign to improve EvE?

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  52. Why do members of groups like CODE think that it's OK to get that power ego trip by dominating other players in games where they (members of groups like CODE) are not wanted?

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  53. Why do members of CODE claim to hate people "combat logging" yet run away when they are getting beaten an unfair fight where there are more CODE members (usually 4) against non-CODE members (usually 1)?

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  54. There are many player groups in the game, doing various things with different objectives. Code is juste one group among others.
    Also, I don't like how they use the name and other attributes from the Eve group and pretend they have "nothing" to do with them and act offended when they're compared, like it's pure coincidence that they have the same name (all in capital letters no less) and do the exact same thing.

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  55. The CODE alliance in EVE aren't taken serious by anybody but themselves and some hisec carebears. They are the laughing stock of every other alliance/coalition in EVE. Oddly enough it's much the same way CODE are the laughing stock of Elite.

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    1. And yet here you are anon 6.12, taking this site seriously enough to read and post comments ....

      It's you who is the laughing stock, getting all upset about spaceships blowing up. :)

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  56. code answer to everything - we hate you and if you want to play eve and enjoy it then we will try to force

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  57. no bigger carebears than code, they sit in station all day, too scared to pvp and have 10 alts and bot more than anyone on Eve but have the audacity to call everyone else and whine

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  58. Useless Gank Corp with a bunch of Backward Kids with no balls to go to null sec or low sec. They fight a war against Miners armed with mining lasers, (real noble and courageous just like a wet fart). The leader is nuts and power crazy and Goonswarms little puppet. Nothing else to say they own no territory, have no ambitions - basically low life losers.

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  59. Entire alliance of unemployed wanna be con artists, fraudsters and other people of questionable character and the maturity level of a 10 year old most normal people would not want to have anything to do with in RL. Scum bag steve comes to mind.

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  60. loyalanon • 3 years ago

    CODE has decided to close down, due to the lack of leadership.

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  61. Bunch of retards that have no clue how to PVP and Eve is too complex for them so they find the most stupidly easy thing to do on Eve and gank people who aren't able to shoot back. Full of unemployed idiots who spend all day on Eve because they are complete failures in real life. They also believe in a moron called James 315 who they look up to like a god, this shows how braindead they all are when they believe a pixel character in a video game can bring them fulfillment and tell them how to live their lives. This all shows their severe mental issues and zero direction in life.

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  62. I really enjoy playing EVE and its sense of community. I achieve satisfaction from building products and even mining. However, some areas are quite disturbing. I am talking about James 315 and the deleterious cult of CODE.

    James 315 has delusions of grandeur and his cult like ramblings remind me of Jim Jones of Jonestown infamy. Truly believing his own rhetoric that CODE are contributing to the betterment and growth of Eve.

    His naïve guileless cult like followers have all the hallmarks of religious brainwashing. It is their personal choice to follow his ramblings, but to force through threats others to carry his "all hail James 315" mantra is beyond the pale.

    Our parents told us to stand up to bullies and never bow down to false prophets. Hold firm to your sense of right and be brave in Eve.

    STAND AS FREEMEN

    BURN YOUR CODE PERMIT

    HELP YOUR UNSUNG MINERS AND PATROL THEIR BELTS

    AS INDIVIDUALS COME TO UEDAMA AND STOP CODE GANKING

    AS CORPORATIONS FLEET UP AND DRIVE CODE OUT OF EMPIRE

    DO NOT BE INTIMIDATED ANY LONGER


    More operations against CODE are planned in February, watch for further information.

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  63. james is a screaming bitch • 4 years ago

    Fat, busted, micro dick, no life. No wonder y u love eve so much,

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  64. LMFAO ! he is a screaming bitch!

    I too bet he is a fat fuck. this guy HAS to play eve all day long and have his life wrapped around eve, due to he could not fight himself out of a wet paper bag.

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  65. I ran out of popcorn, but i have an endless supply of salt.

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    1. Karma if you get angry at this, maybe EVE isn't the game for you.....

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  66. come out to low sec and fight some real pilots and stop embarassing your selves with killing shuttles and venture in hi sec

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  67. Technically they do; the trick is that only the person you bought the permit from cannot gank you, so we're talking like 100 guys at any given time and you can't get shot by just 1 of them sooo you're still going down. Source: have alts in CODE. and main in corp defending their activity from anti-gankers.

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  68. just ignore them, fit tank, find different system and carry on, Code is an alliance of tryhards who run around highsec ganking things. Remember this is a PVP game as much as it is a PVE game, so learn from the experience and move on. Also make sure you never pay them for anything. Its worthless.

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  69. "we're gonna shoot you for no other reason than we're bored and need something to shoot"

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  70. Do not let it get you down overly much, if you need some quick income at the early stages, do the starter career missions, there are in this link, http://hubpages.com/games-hobbies/Career-Arcs-Mission-Guide-Index-Eve-Online they give you a few million each, and ships and goodies too. (Tip fully insure the ship they give you when they expect you to blow up in certain clearly described training missions) When you have done those, do the sisters of eve mission arc. By the time you have done these, your skills will have improved, you have some money, and go off in whatever direction you choose. If you decide mining is something you want to do just remember, You can be ganked anywhere at any time, and some just do it for fun. Make it expensive or awkward for them, fit for tank not yield, procurer is awesome and tanky for a barge, keep moving or orbiting, and avoid areas with a lot of recent mining barge kills. Above all have fun, and good luck with your future.

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  71. Their a bunch of players from various alliances like gsf and the like that go around rping. They live off tears and salt, so if you feed it to them they will target you. A few basics to dealing with them is don't be afk, use a proc if you mine around their Hotspot and have their alliance set as red so they show up in local as such. They aren't exactly the hardest to avoid and really you just have to learn to avoid them and make yourself as not a target as possible.

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    1. Can you fly a barge of shame as an alpha?

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    2. Yes simply by joining the code can you forever be known as he who cannot PVP properly.

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  72. Your comfort shall be that tommorrow there will be a new code.

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  73. are you new to this game or something?
    you make them sound like they are a monestry of monks...

    The saviors of nothing....and the creators of there own downfall



    Judgement is coming

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  74. I literally don't know which one of johhnys anons to tell to calm down.

    What an epic rant.......

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  75. You'll put your head in your hands and say: "What have I done?"

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  76. 750 hours, still not rich, still done not grinding, but already flown the ship of my dreams, it was the Cobra Mk 3. Am looking forward to the Beluga though when it comes out (eventually), more of a bling thing though. But anyway, still not bored. And planetary landings coming soon... how does Code figure into this? Erm... it doesn't.

    Not got anything against Code people really. Most of them are decent folks, with a few bad apples thown in.

    But self-aggrandizing posts like this or from posters like Manj ("The saviour of open".... my flaccid and aging *cough*), really don't do you guys any favours.

    Get in game, do your stuff, and don't be jerks. That's all we need from Code. If you do it well, other people will sing your praises. Don't sing your own. Makes you look like *cough*.

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  77. seriously, ''When the hours wear on and you tire of the company of simple, predictable NPCS, CODE will be there?'' I think piracy should be a significant part of the game and a danger to traders, but this is a completely other level.

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  78. All hail the CHODE pirates, may there strict Rules of conduct be a model for all Pirates

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  79. Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur are a subtype of delusion that occur in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia, patients with the grandiose subtype of delusional disorder, and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in contrast to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations. About 10% of healthy people experience grandiose thoughts but do not meet full criteria for a diagnosis of GD.[2]

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  80. Why do members of CODE need to continually justify their existence?

    Why do EvE online players in groups like CODE need to go to other games and campaign to get those game changed to suit their play style, which let's be fair, upsets other people deliberately?

    Why won't EvE online players in groups like CODE, campaign to improve EvE?

    Why do members of groups like CODE think that it's OK to get that power ego trip by dominating other players in games where they (members of groups like CODE) are not wanted?

    Why do members of CODE claim to hate people "combat logging" yet run away when they are getting beaten in an unfair fight where there are more CODE members (usually 4) against non-CODE members (usually 1)?

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  81. Space piracy has transformed into actual piracy, as source code for EVE Online has been stolen and unleashed onto the web via torrent. While it may not be the full source code -- one Slashdot commenter said it was just Python source -- developer CCP is expectedly none too happy.

    According to Community Manager "CCP Wrangler" on the official forums, "Anyone found distributing or discussing decompiled client code will face an in game ban." As to how they know who's distributing the code, various reports say CCP is seeding the torrent themselves and using the associated IP to ban the related accounts. Now that's just dirty.

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  82. Fighting for your Savior?

    Your fighting for someone who is no longer alive and the mere mention of his name invokes a sense of lingering death in your mind as the 'spirit' that you recollect is in side you is nothing more than the dead trying to occupy your body thus making you the walking dead within New Eden.

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  83. There is no such thing as James315 walking around in High Sector as your savior because any such notion conveys an anti-Christ mentality of someone saying that they are James from a religious textbook when in fact they are nothing more than the twisted and rotted flesh of someone from the past.

    Your prophet is based on someone from the past who has died.

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  84. no code, you are the miners

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  85. He who fights with miners should look to it that he himself does not become a miner. And when you gaze longingly into some veldspar the veldspar also gazes into you. -Friedrich Nietzsche and Albert Einstein

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  86. Reported for sexualizing miners

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  87. Of course, it also means the "miner" isn't a miner. I think the Venture gank groups (no, not CODE) were much more entertaining since NOBODY expected Ventures to do that. They were taking out T3 destroyers.

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  88. Wow those are a lot of anonymous tears! Did someone break Pirtle? Gonna get the blog put on moderated mode again.

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    1. How CODE acts:

      Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

      What code forces miners to pay for:

      During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

      How code fights:
      Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


      Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

      Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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    2. Yes but I have to kill my son before I can kill myself.

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    3. Nonsense. Knights lead low-stress lives and never have homicidal or suicidal thoughts. We are in sync with the world around us and have excellent social skills.

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  89. I love CODE. I mean they are literally high sec tear miners. It's absolutely glorious.

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  90. In soviet Russia, miner ganks you.

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    1. Is that because ukranians are backward ?

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    2. Its because you rape little children at night.

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  91. "Whatever neurosis that drives the ganker to commit his crime is compounded, magnified by flight, by the sounds of that faction police spawn at his heels. This results in constant uneasiness, which becomes paranoia, and paranoia ultimately becomes psychosis."
    -A.R.

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  92. Can somebody pass me another bingo card?

    Mine is full.

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  93. Ganker Gogela killed a Tayra which had dropped pretty much everything. However, a minute later, his looter Miyammato Musashi was punished by Bersagliere, whysoserios Andrard and Alexander Kaan. Gogela is one of the rare cases of a healthy ganker who understands EVE. Upon losing his looter, he was surprisingly calm and he embraced the mindset of "you lose some, you win some".

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  94. "One of them convo'ed me, we had a talk. He said ''I will gank in Niyabainen. I know that you hunt gankers. Please don't touch me, the target is very important this time''.
    -Johnny mal'ganis

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  95. Ganker Sottie StuartClan is quite a known figure in Piekura. However, when there is effective resistance, his operations fail. He wanted to gank a miner again but it failed hard thanks to the intervention from miners Basil Miromme, THECHRONICLESOF CHINMAN and Swaghetti II Yolognaise.

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  96. or you could, ya know, go outside in the yard and pull the legs off spiders.

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  97. The tears from "hard core Pee v Pee players" are far sweeter than any other.

    I think you will find many carebears are perfectly happy for pvp to take place consensual or not. it is the douchbaggery that goes on that sticks in the claw.
    The thing I find Ironic from the OP is that he is in a corp that is only about consensual pvp. The lamest pvp model ever.

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  98. I can't believe someone would be so butthurt over no longer being able to kill miners with no risk at all. What the hell.

    I believe that the aggression changes promote pvp in highsec, because now people can shoot you more often, you all want others to experience more risk but when you are the ones that get that risk, you scream like children. Entitled children.

    You can still pray on newbs that doesn't know aggresion mechanics, you can till can flip (need a buddy for it though). Mining barges has been easy as hell to gank for way too long and unless they sit in a procurer or skiff, they can still be ganked without too much trouble (they don't fit tank, right?).

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  99. I've said it before i'll say it again. He's an agent of the goons.

    All New Order pilots are KOS regardless what concord or CCP says. I think he's fanning the flames far too early and i will be voting against him in CSM.

    And until the leader of goonswarm...no let me rephrase that. the Leader of the CircleJerk that null sec has become (which is quite frankly WORSE than high sec at the moment in terms of carebearing) Stands up and proves James 315 is banned from all goonswarm servers and factions i have no reason to believe ANYTHING that's been said by him or his agents. Or that this so called new order is nothing but a crock of BS.

    While the OP gave a long thought out post and actually highlights a potential problem. The fact of the matter is this. He has no CCP authority. What he does is against concord rules. He's no Savior. In that respect he's exactly like Barrack Obama. And yes since we're going into those kind of conversations i'm going to go there.

    His followers are just as fanatical potentially even more so. And what he wants will only enhance the circlejerk collective that null sec has become. Fail thread 1/10.

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  100. I dont care what the miner gankers do. It makes me no difference and doesnt affect my game play at all. The miners, however, are nto on the forums crying for changes to the game right now. Its the other element.

    How people cant see why neutral players look at the extremes by both sides and think you are all crazy pants.

    Also, you are dense if you dont acknowledge that the miner bumping movement is riding a platform of game design change. Sorry if that offends you but that is the truth.

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  101. There are FAR more tears and calls for changes to the game now coming from gankers than miners. Far more.

    Hell, the movement and this very thread wants to change the game.

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  102. So, because mining barges and exhumers got a boost to their EHP, CCP is moving EvE in the direction of being a carebear campground themepark?

    Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

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  103. Both extremes are outta their minds-crazy sometimes to be quite frank.

    Its mostly personally/playstyle agenda driven as well and never as holistic and benevolent as "saving the game".

    Im pretty safe in saying that the majority falls in the middle where they think the game needs the balance of playstyles and offerings to be as successful and fun as it can be.

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  104. I admit it, I rape children and sacrifice them to James 315, I need help!

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  105. "Original had gone AFK to get a beer while his Vexor's drones continued their assault of RD's corpmate's Orca."

    I thought it was against code rules to go AFK? Sounds like bot-aspirant behaviour to me.

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  106. OMG someone forgot to give Johnnie Piddles his meds today

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  107. It's at this point johhny really loses the plot.

    Thoughts?

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  108. Holy shit, this has got to be one of the best 1 person rants I have seen on this blog.

    What the hell did you guys do to this guy to make him sperg this much? If I had to guess, it was probably a crap fit retriever.

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  109. What's with the pages of comments? Did someone post this on reddit, or what?

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  110. This is the first time I’ve felt the miner acted with more dignity than the agent.

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  111. Honestly I feel like nitetime video went too far into being sleezy. Meh story put bad taste in my mouth.

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  112. Wow, looks like someone linked this story to plebbit from the amount of butthurt in the comments.

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