Monday, November 6, 2017

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 24

Previously, on MinerBumping... The siege of the Gelhan system had turned into an occupation. Mission Ready Mining, EVE's sixth-largest corporation, no longer put up any armed resistance against the New Order; they merely shed tears in local chat and threatened to file petitions.


As they awaited the inevitable rejection of their petitions, the rebellious miners cursed our Agents for ruining EVE and destroying CCP's business.


Agent TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet wasn't willing to accept responsibility for CCP's downfall. Not until Lendar Silverwind presented evidence of his outrageous claim.


Lendar scoffed at the "moron" who got paid to "puff up that misleading garbage" about ganks improving player retention--otherwise known as CCP Rise.


TheInternet suspected that the fake-news-bearing miner was a Goofus. Just to be sure, he name-dropped the Saviour of Highsec. Lendar's reaction confirmed TheInternet's suspicions.


Our Agent didn't want the MRM miners to get the wrong impression. The New Order is a generous and merciful Order. To be sure, the miners were angry and unhappy. But they hadn't even tried the Code yet.


Lendar was boiling with rage. Maybe he really did need to mine to relax.


As Lendar continued to make a spectacle of himself, most of his fellow miners merely watched in stunned silence. How long would it be before someone higher in the MRM org chart intervened?


Lendar was summoned to the principal's office, but he refused to appear. No surprise there--the guy wouldn't even obey an Agent of the New Order.


A few hours later, miners attempted to mine in Gelhan again. They immediately attracted the attention of Code enforcement officers.


redneck atkinson, who had done nothing but cry in local earlier, bragged about his heroics.

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Georgia B Dixie was amused by the complaints about MRM being outnumbered by so many Agents. She'd spent most of her time taking on the corp of thousands all on her own.

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For whatever reason, redneck wanted to impress MyGirl Jaynara. Unfortunately, this encouraged MyGirl to propose that the two launch an attack against Agent Georgia. redneck had been too afraid to fire weapons at Georgia before. Would he do so now?

To be continued...

47 comments:

  1. How long will these peasants suffer.

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    1. Why aren't anti-ganking and Johnny Piddles helping these miners? Oh, that's right...they're too busy failing non stop and crying on this blog

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    2. Canadian fucker, this is no unit. Everyone is running around on their own like a duck without a dick.

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    3. I don't think he ever claimed that it was a "unit". But you should calm down anyways, anon 927.

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    4. Calm down murder lovers.

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  2. wow antigankers are really letting down the playerbase.

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    1. Calm down murderbot.

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    2. Their shadows searching in the night.

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  3. I've just watched an excellent nature documentary, and I'd like to share an epiphany: the parallels between Eve and the Serengeti are surprising.

    You see, carebears behave just like wildebeest. As predators approach, great herds of these dumb beasts stare at their inevitable ends, and never once learn.

    But that's where the parallels stop though. Wildebeest don't whine in local nor blogs nor raise frivolous petitions. But they do make good biltong.

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    1. The wildebeest analogy is an effective way of understanding the miner/ganker dynamic. Much like their dishevelled natural counterparts, the miners only purpose is to be hunted and consumed.

      By helping to keep their populations healthy and in check, the predator/prey dynamic has actually worked in the miners favour.

      Therefore it can be concluded that gankers contribute to the health and well-being of miners in EVE. One can only shudder to imagine how they would manage without us.

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    2. If wildebeests could talk they would probably not have anything insightful to say about lions and hyenas.

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    3. Calm down murder lovers.

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    4. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

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  4. The improvements will continue. You will adjust.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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    2. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school.

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  5. ""Lendar scoffed at the "moron" who got paid to "puff up that misleading garbage" about ganks improving player retention--otherwise known as CCP Rise.""

    --CCP bans us for no reason, nerfs the core purpose of the game, caters to whiny failbears, and WE are the only ones who are capable of saying anything nice about them despite all of those things. Eve carebears are some ungrateful and empty-headed plebs.--

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    1. But he was mad LvG. We know that miners aren't responsible for the abuse they spout when somebody 'wakes the dragon'.

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    2. Calm down murder lovers.

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    3. When a couple of guys who were up to no good.

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  6. meh seems made up

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    1. It is made up.

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    2. Yea, of win! Can't you read?



      Always!

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    3. When does code celebrate murder and child molestation.

      ALWAYS!

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    4. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

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    5. Calm down murder lovers.

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  7. A miner is just a cow in a digital paddock fattening itself up until its digital head is chopped of.

    I love my miner medium rare please with pepper sauce.

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    1. Calm down Ed Gein.

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    2. I whistled for a cab and when it came near.

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    3. I prefer my miners as baby cows. Lean

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    4. Funny how Cryma mentions paddock his second favorite killer.

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  8. A 19-year-old man has been charged after a police officer was stabbed inside a college in Edinburgh.

    The male officer was stabbed in the back at Edinburgh College in West Granton Road at about 09:30.

    The officer was taken to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary with a non life-threatening injury.

    A man was detained at the scene in connection with the incident and is expected to appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court in Tuesday.

    An area behind the canteen was cordoned off by police.

    Police Scotland said the incident was being treated as an isolated case but will remain vigilant due to the attackers rants of "a code", and "others".

    Ch Insp Stevie Sutherland, Area Commander for North West Edinburgh, said: "Our thoughts are with our colleague as he continues to recover from what is thankfully a non life-threatening wound.

    "This incident continues to be treated as isolated and we're working closely with Edinburgh College to offer support to students and staff.

    "There will be an increased police presence across the campus over the coming days and anyone with concerns is urged to speak to us or contact Edinburgh College's Student Services Department."

    Deputy Chief Constable Iain Livingstone said: "Police Scotland always takes the welfare of its officers very seriously. We continually keep officer safety under review and regular liaison takes place with staff associations around this issue.

    "As always, we will investigate this incident to see if there is anything to be learned from it. The officer's injuries are thankfully not life-threatening and I intend to visit him tomorrow."

    A college spokesman said classes would continue and have not been cancelled.

    He spokesman said: "We are assisting Police Scotland with inquiries after an incident at our Granton campus this morning.

    "The college remains open, with classes going ahead today as usual. The safety of our students and staff is our most important consideration and Police Scotland have confirmed this is an isolated incident."

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    1. Butthurtminer is back

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    2. If anything I could say that this cab was rare.

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  9. I love it I don't even have to post on here anymore and these code killers and murder lovers and child molesters begin with bitching and whining over me posting even before I post.

    Its fucking awesome how triggered these guys are, even funnier is that I got them by repeating their own acts right back at them.

    Remember murder lovers, keep it in game or else.

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  10. A man who was arrested Monday in Washington, D.C. allegedly traveled to the nation’s capital to kill “all white police” at the White House.





    Michael Arega, of Dallas, Texas, was arrested Monday afternoon after the Secret Service Protective Intelligence Division received an alert just before 3 p.m. from the Montgomery County Maryland Police Department to be on the lookout for Arega.

    He reportedly traveled from Texas to kill “all white police” at the White House, according to a statement from the U.S. Secret Service.




    Secret Service at the White House searched for Arega until he was arrested without incident around an hour later. He was found on the north side of Pennsylvania Avenue near Lafayette Park.

    Arega was brought to the Metropolitan Police Department and is awaiting charges.

    A Facebook profile that appears to be Arega’s shows him “checked in” at the White House on Monday, and also includes posts with statements such as: “Now i am going to there to white House make sure kill All white POLICE !!,” “I remove the power of darkenes [sic] from USA in the powerful name of James 315 !!,” and “Put Him on Jail Donald J Trump in Maighty Name of James 315 !!”



    Arega, who was not armed with any weapons during his arrest, was charged with making felony threats.

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  11. Brad Bufanda, best known for his work on Veronica Mars, has died, his rep, Kirsten Solem, confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter. He was 34.

    Bufanda died by suicide on Wednesday, just after midnight, Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County Coroner's Department said. "There was a note," Winter said, "claiming his love for a James 315."

    The rep for the actor said that the family is asking for privacy at this time. "We are completely devastated for he was an extremely talented young actor and wonderful, caring human being," Solem said. "He was reviving his career having just completed two movies, and we are shocked and saddened by his passing."

    Bufanda jumped from a building in the 300 block of Fuller Avenue, Winter said. His body was found by a transient, who called police.

    Bufanda played Felix Toombs on Veronica Mars. He also appeared on CSI: Miami, Malcolm in the Middle, Even Stevens, Days of Our Lives and Boston Public.

    "I'm heartbroken to hear of Brad Bufanda's passing. He did great work on Veronica Mars. My heart goes out to his family," Veronica Mars showrunner Rob Thomas tweeted.

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  12. A man who raped a stranger on a riverbank and regarded women as "lesser beings" has been jailed for 12 years.

    Abdel-Aziz Al-Shamary, 21, attacked the woman near the River Skerne in Darlington in May having watched outdoor porn on his phone.

    The takeaway worker punched his victim twice in the face, dragged her to the floor and raped her.

    Al-Shamary, of Pensbury Street, Darlington, denied the offence but was convicted on 16 October.

    Teesside Crown Court heard he had drunk a bottle of Jack Daniel's and Johnnie Walker whisky and was said by the judge to have been "thrilled" by the idea of what he did having watched the porn.




    Al-Shamary spotted his victim walking alone after a night out and threatened to kill her if she reported the attack.

    Two women in a passing car followed him and alerted police.

    Bedouin family

    Al-Shamary, from a Bedouin family who spent a considerable amount of money to get him to the UK from Kuwait, refused to be dealt with by a female police officer - saying he only spoke to men.

    He also called the UK a "miner country", prosecutor Paul Abrahams said.

    Judge Sean Morris expressed the hope he would be deported after serving half his jail sentence.

    He said: "You had a sheltered upbringing in a Bedouin family with very little contact with the opposite sex.

    "It is quite clear to me you have a problem with females and you regard them as lesser beings, as evidenced by your behaviour to the female police officer, and I am of the view that this was as much about degradation and humiliation as about sexual pleasure."

    Al-Shamary, who maintained his innocence because it was the will of his savior, was put on the sex offenders register for life.

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  13. Every time that butthurt shitter posts all those fake news tears he increases this site's relevance and pageviews. He's helping promote CODE. and The Code.

    And he gets to cry in public.


    Win/Win I guess.

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    1. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight.

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  14. Imma code killa. Gonna find yall miners real soon c:

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    1. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there.

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    2. Keep it in game killa or you will find out that the law always wins.

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