Tuesday, March 3, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 45

Previously, on MinerBumping... As aiva naali and his council put the pieces of their lives back together, aiva was contacted by Nameless Peasant, an anonymous information broker. aiva didn't have the money to pay Nameless his fee, but he was eager to know what secrets awaited him.

Even as aiva was in contact with the mysterious spy, he submitted himself to a series of trials designed to test the amount of faith he had in his council.

From the outsider's perspective, the tests were peculiar. But they were grounded, deeply, in tradition.

aiva's loyalty to the Imperium was resolute. Yet there were lines that even he wouldn't cross. Singing was one of them. aiva would do anything for the Imperium, but he wouldn't do that.

The story of aiva naali approached its conclusion. One had to wonder: Was Nameless Peasant able to sow seeds of doubt in aiva's mind? Or was there an irreconcilable breach between aiva and his council that had merely gone unseen until now?

aiva penned an EVEmail to the men he admired most.

...It would prove to be his last. Minutes later, aiva naali was biomassed. Like anaCheeya ANARKY before him.

Yet the name of aiva naali would live on.

The owner of the newly registered "aiva naali" sought to honour the original aiva, and he did so by ganking highsec miners.

...And by selling mining permits.

aiva the Code enforcer did his job well. I think the original aiva/anaCheeya would have been proud.

And there the story of aiva/anaCheeya ended.

At least, that's where it would have ended.

...Because you see, aiva didn't keep his conversation with the information broker a secret from his council. Nor would he trust the word of some anonymous spy over theirs. No, aiva had his council--his people--and he trusted them. More than that, he had faith in them.

He had faith enough to biomass aiva naali in order to throw the enemy off of his trail. He had faith enough to rise, like a phoenix, from the ashes. Faith enough to be reborn yet again with a new name, one chosen by his council. He had...

Full. Faith.

To be continued...


  1. haha, aiva learned to spell, started ganking, and got a boyfriend too!

  2. Lol that dammed tweeps has way too much fun with this game!

  3. I was already feeling such warm nostalgia as soon as Olga of Kiev was mentioned, and then it just got lovelier and lovelier. This is the most beautiful minerbumping post ever.

  4. When willie r greer from pearl river loseriana was arrested he had been trying to "entice a minor". That's NOT with and E!

    A 13 year old boy was the target, but the child's parents were suspicious and at the last minute had decided to check out what the kid was doing online. The authorities were notified, and a sting set up. Thank goodness the parents were vigilant that time

  5. we actually did get him to sing behind blue eyes, but he freaked out at barbie girl and we had to biomass him :(

  6. Skill in training? Mining Barge II

    Once a miner...

  7. I've been away too long when I see a "part 45" of an episode I didn't know had begun.

  8. James315 is just a narcissist and a bully with delusions of grandeur.

    The Code and the New Order is laughable by any sane person. Only idiots buy into his bullshit. What he and you are all doing is being done in RL as well but with much more serious consequences.

    I have no problem with killing AFK miners (I detest them too) but demanding tax and suicide ganking of other miners should stop. Imagine you or your kid is bullied in RL. How would you feel, you fucking retards? Will you be as relaxed as in EVE? Yes, EVE is an online game, but to stop other players enjoying it (as Code does) IS bullying.

    Get your idiotic heads out of your fucking asses and think of what you are doing. You are bullying and preventing other players from enjoying this game.

    And yes, stupids, some people want to mine in hi sec because they don't want to deal with PVP and ganking.

    Get it through your moronic and idiotic heads that some people DO ENJOY mining and NO they should not pay you bullies 1 ISK.

    Some people do enjoy fishing in RL, others would rather shoot themselves in the head. It's like that with mining. I personally find fishing and mining very relaxing and I don't need idiots like you spoiling my fun.

    And two more things: you don't know shit about karma and yes, you will feel the pain of your actions from EVE in RL but you are just too moronic to make the connection and probably die before understanding some basic rules about the universe we live in.

    The first rule you should get you stupid head: EVERY action, has an equal reaction! When you bully someone in a video game or in real live sooner or later the universe will bully you or someone you love in return. The universe ALWAYS pays up.

    Every time you throw a punch is like punching yourselves in the face. Ignore this information at your own risk! You have been warned!

    1. Get the fuck out, lol. You are a useless highsec coward.


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