Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Three Years of the Code

Happy Code Day to you all! It was three years ago, on June 24, 2012, that the New Halaima Code of Conduct was birthed into this world, by way of the official EVE forums. Although the EVE-O moderators quickly banished the thread into the obscurity of the Sell Orders subforum--in contravention of their own rules--the Code could not be censored or buried. For that forum thread was a Forum Thread of Destiny. It was different from all the other threads on EVE-O. It had power.


Even as a mere forum thread, the Code had a way of captivating the imagination of EVE players. It was read by thousands of players. In time, the Code ascended to its present, exalted position on MinerBumping.com, where it has been read over 200,000 times and counting. People seem to instinctively understand that the Code is relevant.


Yet there have always been denialists and skeptics. They were already there from the very first moment another EVE player joined the cause, called himself an Agent, and began bumping miners in Halaima. The opponents of the Code accused him of being my alt. Surely no one else would get involved with such madness. The skeptics were present even before then, when there were no Agents at all and I had only a few posts on the Market Discussions subforum in which to describe my activities. The denialists accused me of fabricating my tales of bumping miners. It wasn't happening, they said. The Code was not a thing, and it never would be.


The New Order only grew in power and influence. Thousands of mining permits were sold. Over a thousand shareholders purchased over 600 billion isk worth of shares. Trillions of isk worth of ships and modules and implants were destroyed. The denialists faded away into a laughable fringe group. If you look, you can still find them, here or there. When a gank recipient starts a thread on EVE-O, the pitiable skeptic will accuse the author of being a CODE. alt trying to gain publicity for the Code. In the mind of the denialist, there is never any shortage of New Order alts--they're everywhere--but the tens of thousands of gank recipients would never post anything.


Over the years, as the denialists died out, they were replaced by angry carebears of a variety of breeds. Some said the New Order would bring about the end of EVE, ruining highsec and driving subscribers (especially new ones) away from the game. They urged CCP to nerf highsec PvP into oblivion, or to ban the Code. Other carebears took the opposite approach, claiming that the New Order caused suffering, but a meaningless suffering. They said the New Order was engaged in sociopathic behavior that would harm many individual players but have no impact on the game as a whole. Still others foresaw a day when someone--that is, someone else--would rise up and put an end to the Code.


The rebels failed. No one was able to stop the New Order, but plenty were able to join us. Despite a pool of a hundred thousand carebears from which to recruit, the Anti-Gankers could never sustain a real movement. They preferred to spend their days complaining, petitioning, and shifting blame. The few who did attempt to stop the New Order wilted in the face of the Code-driven onslaught. The rebels, like their denialist predecessors, faded into irrelevance. No one who is familiar with the New Order's operations still believes it is possible for us to be defeated.


The rise of the Code has been a sight to behold. Nothing like it has ever taken place in any video game. The New Order's mission to bring highsec into compliance seemed like an impossible task. Even those who embraced the Code from the beginning had little to pin their hopes on; they never imagined the New Order's slow march to victory unfolding as it has. The impossible dream is becoming a reality, and now everyone with eyes can see it for themselves.


What can stop the Code? From time to time, our enemies still engage in wishful thinking. Just a few months ago, some were reading the tea leaves of CODE.'s kill stats to find evidence of the New Order's decline. They were soon disappointed. Even excluding the Burn Amarr kill-assists, this month is already the biggest ever, by far, for isk destruction. There are still several days left in June. The number of CODE. members, too, has steadily risen over the past several weeks. No matter what straws our enemies try to grasp at, the Code only endures. In spite of everything that has been thrown at us, the Code remains. Indeed, each day it extends and deepens its roots into highsec.


After three years of seemingly miraculous victories and awe-inspiring accomplishments, the banner of the Code stands proudly at the pinnacle of EVE. The Agents of the New Order are truly the center of the EVE galaxy. No other group affects so many players or to such a great extent. No one else in EVE is talked about, written about, raged about, or applauded as much as we are. Most players are in highsec, and we command highsec. For the vast majority of EVE players today, the New Order is the only group that occupies their thoughts. They must adapt themselves to us, and our Code--or they must die. And they know it. Or, again, they die.

I would like to conclude the day's remarks by presenting you with a simple image. It is 550px700p, the 385,000 pixels representing a very rough approximation of the number of EVE subscribers in 2012, at the time the Code was drafted.


As you can see--if your screen has enough clarity--the image contains a single pixel of light. That pixel represents the one EVE player who, at the dawn of June 24, 2012, had the Code: The Saviour of Highsec. He was surrounded by a ceaseless, uniform darkness. No one else had the Code. Not pictured is the history of EVE players in all the years before 2012. They, too, would be a blank, black field, for there had never been a Code before. Thus, the Saviour of Highsec stood alone in the darkness--but the darkness did not consume him.

Take another look at that image. The light is not overshadowed by the hundreds of thousands of pixels which, all alike, outnumber it so greatly. Rather, the opposite is true. The light of the singular pixel commands one's attention. The eye cannot help but be drawn to it. Its small size, and the unanimity of the rest of the image, fail to matter at all. If anything, the scale of the darkness compared to the light only heightens the effect. The light is the focus of everything, and it is the entire purpose of the image. Such is the Code.

One more glance at the image, if you please. Consider the Code and everything that has come from it: Every gank that contributed to the some 15 trillion isk of damage inflicted by CODE. Every miner or hauler or autopiloter or mission-runner who has been forced to break his endless, tedious routine. Every petition that has been filed, every tearmail that has been shed, every in-game or out-of-game threat that has been uttered. Every player who has joined EVE for the purpose of enforcing the Code; every player who heard about EVE because of us, and every player who biomassed and quit the game for the same reason. Every news article or forum post or SoundCloud recording or YouTube video or conversation in local that has been centered on the Code.

Every player who stopped doing whatever it was that he was doing before he became an Agent. Every miner who gave up mining, every nullsec player who rolled a highsec gank alt. Every industrial corp that suffered an awox or a corp theft or was forced to dissolve, every alliance that suffered a wardec, every miner and freighter who didn't know what bumping was until his ship went careening off into space. Every carebear who received a crash course in the exotic mechanics of aggression and duels and can-flipping and salvage-stealing and remote-repping. Everyone who learned about scamming and isk-doubling and corp roles. Every post, every view, every comment on MinerBumping and all of the Agent blogs and rebel blogs that spun off from it. Everyone who tried to gank for the first time, or who organized into an Anti-Ganker fleet, and every skill trained for ganking or anti-ganking. Everyone who cried to CCP and begged them for nerfs; every nerf proposal that has been analyzed, discussed, tested, accepted, and rejected.

Everyone who remained at their keyboard, or checked for reds in local, or swapped out yield in favor of tank, or traded in their Hulk in favor of a Skiff, or put bulkheads on their freighter, or limited their cargo value, or brought an escort, or a web alt, or scouted out a gate, or viewed an intel channel, or checked a killboard for activity; everyone who took an alternate route or traveled at an alternate time, or mined or ran missions in a more remote location.

All of it arose from that tiny little dot, the Code. The rest of the EVE community has told us that what we're doing can't be done. That the odds are against us. But in three years we have seen what that little dot can do. That's why we know that the Code always wins.

Always.

89 comments:

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE NEW ORDER!!!!

    The Code ALWAYS wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!

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  2. Congratulations to our Saviour and all of his Agents!

    The CODE ALWAYS wins!!!! ALWAYS !!!!

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  3. meh, seems made up.

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  4. Bravo James 315, Bravo!!! \o/

    Thank you for your inspiring vision, guidance and leadership over these past 3 years.

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  5. Pretty cool this has been going on 3 years. Way to stick with it CODE. Almost makes me want to re-sub. Almost :)

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  6. TL;DR
    Its all fake stories anyway, by the most fake of them all, jane 'the liar' 315.

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    1. Now now anon @ 7:20,
      Thats insulting to females everywhere to call james a female, but if you insist, go with jimberly instead.
      You are right that it was TL;DR thou, but what fiction that he writes is not?

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    2. Those tears you took the time to write out on the comments section anonymously XD XD

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    3. Lol at the carebum tears

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  7. Happy 3rd Birthday to the Code and congratulations to its genius of a creator - James 315!

    Thanks and good wishes to all Agents, Knights, Supporters, Friends throughout New Eden.

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  8. /gets popcorn and tear jars ready

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  9. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE NEW ORDER <3

    It's so nice to see so many of us agents coming together to make EVE a better game and to make sure it is living up to what CCP wants, "Everyone Vs. Everyone" in a dangerous and dark dystopian universe. Special thanks go to CCP for not turning this into what the carebear wants, namely "World Of Warcraft in Space".

    All hail James 315, may his light shine upon you!

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  10. Praise James!
    Praise the dot!
    CODEdot.

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  11. An inspiring and motivating post!

    Praise Him!

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  12. All of the HighSec must get dotted. :D

    Happy Anniversary

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  13. You know it's funny I've read the old articles where people as far back as 3 years ago said the code was going to just wither away, that it was just a fad and here we are 3 years later and the code is strong as ever. If only some of the resistance groups that have sprouted up were even half as determined.

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  14. 1095 DAYS OF NON-STOP WINNING DAILY!!!!!!!!

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  15. While i personally dislike some of the members of code (and ming who is not an actual agent of course), in ways i do hope that code does not go anywhere anytime soon. As long as this website is up, posting the ganks code members do against innocent miners and other players, i will always have a treasure trove of information on (real) players that i can help. Without james foolishly posting the crimes of code agents on here publicly, i would have a harder time to find people to give isk to and to help get back on their feet after being abused by the criminals of high sec. Its ironic that degenerates doing crimes gives me goals to do, but i continue proudly since i know unlike code, im really doing some good :)

    -=M=-

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    1. Haha and the tears don't stop! XD XD

      The New Order, three years old and still making miners waste their time typing out long, butthurt responses! God I love being an Agent of the New Order!

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    2. What miner? As i pointed out many times i do not mine. What butthurt response? You obviously missed me in my own way thanking james for keeping this site going, since i use it for info on who to help :D What tears? If there is tears from me its tears of joy, for having easy info at my disposal for helping people, and tears of laughter over you.

      -=M=-
      I often wonder how much crying ming does at night when he lays down, realizing most of high sec laughs at him daily.

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    3. "M"... If that is in fact your real letter...

      You could put that money to better use and purchase New Order shares. New Order shares pay dividends in the form of Love and Happiness.

      Would you like to purchase a mining permit?

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    4. -=M=- please calm down, buy a mining permit, and take a few deep breaths.

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    5. The bots are out in full force begging for isk.

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    6. we do not need youJune 25, 2015 at 2:13 AM

      You may try to make yourself seem like a regulad player, but we only need to read back a few months to see the real -=M=-.
      Remember the tears and toxic whine? Remember you being so butthurt and sobbing that others here started mocking you and posting as fake "M"? Remember it got so bad you dissapeared from the comments for a while?

      Nothing has changed. You lie about helping others, you lie about not mining, you lie about CODE agents, lie lie lie.

      We see you for the whiney little shite you really are, the bright shining light of the CODE will always expose the truth about people like -=M=-!
      Always!

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    7. Come on Ming... You know that -=M=- is not a miner, lives in nullsec, has powerful nullsec friends, and helps people we gank.

      * Clicks bingo squares *

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    8. Well you did get 2 of 4 right asia....ill give you a bit of credit for that.
      No im not a miner, you got that one right.
      No i dont live in null, there is no need. You got that one wrong.
      No i dont have powerful nullsec friends, i would not want them. My friends are high sec miners and others abused by code.
      Yes, i do help people you gank. Always have, always will.
      Your improving, for once not everything you said was lies.
      For the anon above @2:13, you can call me a liar if you wish, i dont work to prove myself to you, which just annoys you that much more.
      Since you claim to expose the truth about me, how about answering a few questions about me hrm?
      Who is my main? (no one can or has answered that yet)
      Why does it annoy you so much that i help those you hurt?
      Can you post any facts about me without guessing about me?

      Lots of love,
      -=M=-

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    9. " My friends are high sec miners and others abused by code."

      Why are you friends with losers?

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    10. How can i be friends with losers if i am against code?

      -=M=-

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    11. @Anon5:53
      Because you are against the Code.

      That's why you are an idiot, and a loser, and you are friends with idiots and losers.

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    12. by definition anyone "abused" by CODE is a loser, as following the code or avoiding agents is actually pretty easy.

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    13. @Anon6:03
      And to tell the truth, we're not really "abusing" them as in as much as we are enforcing the consequences of violating sacred law upon them. They could choose to obey James 315's law. And because they have chosen otherwise, they have nobody but themselves to blame when the hammer falls.

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  16. Code is just withering away, James 315 hasn't logged into game in years (since he lost CSM9), Burn Amarr a total failure, killboard is padded with kills of their own catalysts and antigankers, and to top it all off CCP is working on a new nerf to gankers that will make anything less then a brutix ineffective... thanks CODE. you make my job easy.

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    1. Meh, seems made up as well

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  17. When exposing a crime, your treated as committing a crime, then your ruled by criminals.

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    1. Your improper use of "you're" is a crime.

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  18. Its death often predicted, but never realized, the Code remains. Happy 3rd b-day New Order of Hisec. Congratulations on what you've built James 315.

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    1. yes, congrats on the kingdom of lies....

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    2. Which lies would you be talking about?

      * Needs citation *

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    3. proof from a carebear? you'll have an easier time finding rocking horse shit

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    4. We can start with the deleted posts below. Jamie the ass raper said there would be no moderation in the comments section. Why the deleted posts? Seems like moderation to me.

      That makes Jamie a nazi wanna be liar that does nothing all day but gets his cock sucked by his lackeys. Does he even undock or did he get raped by priests as a kid? I'm guessing he liked it and liked it alot.

      The code always lies and scams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!alsways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    5. @Kalynn7:07

      We regularly welcome the petty and self-righteous anger that comes from miners' flagrant violation of provisions of the Code. It is you, miner, that does it to yourself, and there is a special kind of righteous anger that comes from special individuals like you when you exceed the Rights of Free Speech as granted by James 315.

      You're a dick who always talks about raping children.

      Get moderated, nerd.

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    6. If I remember correctly those were code agents making those comments and not anyone named "Kalynn". Sorry you lose again.

      Also you should look in the mirror before calling anyone a dick, and someone who plays EvE online calling another EvE online player a nerd only makes you look retarded. Just saying >.>

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  19. Knock, knock...

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    1. Welcome! Please! Come in! We are celebrating the Birthday of the New Order!

      Would you like to buy a mining permit?

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    1. Kalynn, please try to calm down.

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    2. Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our savior Jesus Christ?

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    3. is he helping to save highsec?

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    4. @Rev. Hocker10:45

      While I am certain that Jesus Christ was in the business of saving many individuals from.. whatever it was they needed saving from, I speak for every poster on this website in that we all unanimously and irrevocably accept James 315 as our Supreme Protector and Saviour, as He is living breathing proof that we can overcome the greatest evil ever concieved- the scourge of the bot-aspirant "PvE player," (otherwise known as a "carebear.") It attempts to destroy our game with its insipid and insidious lies, greed and whining, but it never succeeds because of the Most High upon High James 315, who has never lost a battle, an argument, or a war, but more importantly, was the author of the most important document in the History of Man, The New Halaima Code of Conduct.

      All Praise James and Praise The Code!!!!

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    5. You do not speak for me, ming, just go back to sleep...jamie is not my savior for anything...

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    6. @Anon2:41

      You are correct. I do not speak for you. Because James 315 is the one who has already spoken for you. I just spread His Mighty Word, by which the process has already been put into motion that will one day redeem you from your cancerous bot-aspirancy and correct your behaviour, making you Code-Compliant. This, as He has said, is inevitable.

      You, too, will be redeemed and follow the Code someday. This has been promised, and it shall happen.

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    7. But who does 315 take as HIS lord and savior? Would anyone like to discuss Jesus Christ?

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    8. no one speaks for me either.
      i have recently discovered the joys of pissing on peoples chips (blowing them and their stuff up )
      it has nothing to do with code or it's leader it has to do with fun,this game is fun when it involves conflict of all kinds and it is not fun when that conflict is removed.
      it's that simple, so for those who like the roleplay stuff (code) good luck to you, but some of us do it just because it's fun and thats all the motive we need.

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    9. @Rev. Hocker 3:55
      This is a place for discussing the greatness of James 315, the Father of the New Order, and Duly Elected Supreme Protector and Saviour of Highsec, who is our guiding light and saviour, and who is Author of The New Halaima Code of Conduct, which is the greatest literary work ever written, and whom all will eventually understand one day. I guess we can talk about Jesus, but Jesus is dead, and James is not.

      I argue that it's better to have a living Saviour that actually talks to you as opposed to a dead one that used to. Not that Jesus sucks or anything. Just that Jesus isn't the most important topic of conversation here.

      @Anon3:55
      James 315 does not require that everyone become a member of the New Order to follow the Code- as long as you understand that which you have basically laid out- that "pissing in people's chips" is fun and isn't in any way related to domestic abuse or terrorism, then you're pretty much solid from a New Order perspective, and I doubt you'll run into any problems from us.

      However, if you wish to explore the PvE side of EVE, and ugh.. traumatize yourself with the type of filth that want nothing but to do PvE in Highsec, well, then you'll have to purchase a permit from any New Order Agent for 10 million isk which is good for one year or risk getting ganked by us.

      It sounds like you're doing pretty well though. Carry on.

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    10. Jesus lives in all of us, just as James 315 does.

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    1. Alana Charen-TengJune 25, 2015 at 2:43 AM

      I raped a dog once and it was fun :)

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  22. 3 years eh?

    http://i.imgur.com/4XZtwUX.png

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  23. how to fix hisecJune 25, 2015 at 2:33 AM

    The solution to all EvE problems is simple.
    Remove hisec pve.
    Remove hisec POS'.
    Remove hisec ice and ore.

    Or even better. Remove hisec! And remove with it the slimy, immature, afk, nasty carebears! Then EvE can be free! What a thought!

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    1. So your for the removal of code then?

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    1. Kalynn, please try to calm down. Is this really what you want to be known for?

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    2. Hey James, Can we get a bingo square for this, or we allowed to use the 'kid' bingo square for this crap?

      @Kalynn
      miner, calm down...You really should try and contact butthurt miner for trolling 101 lessons. If you have to jump straight to rape for your trolling you have already failed. I mean come on, the only replies you get is "miner, please calm down". Do you really consider that a victory?

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    3. @fake Kaely
      Reported for sexual content, abuse and impersonation.

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    4. Haha more Kalynn tears!!! I mean, because it thinks there's a "report" button on Minerbumping dot com!!! XD XD

      Looks like its bot subroutine needs an update because it just keeps on trying so hard to click a button that isn't there!! XD too funny!

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    5. The physical server is in New York, the ip is 74.125.129.121. And the site has been reported to the relevant authorities.

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    6. "The physical server is in New York, the ip is 74.125.129.121. And the site has been reported to the relevant authorities."

      Who? What?

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    7. @Kalynn11:28
      Ooooooohhh an IP Address!

      Maybe you're planning on reporting that there's a methlab in that location! You gonna get a I dunno a SWAT team to go raid it? Because that must be James 315's ultimate lair!

      Oh wait, it's just GOOGLE'S SERVER FARM, which you would have known, A) if you weren't so mouth-breathing retarded, and B,) if you'd taken just ten seconds to google the IP address.

      Here it is, you lazy nerd
      http://whois.domaintools.com/74.125.129.121

      XD XD XD Kalynn gets owned ALWAYS!!!

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    8. I support the New Order I don't support the comments regarding kids end of.

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    9. what this anon said ^^^

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    10. rofl @ Kalynn 11:28

      Did you use your fancy e-detective skills to figure out that minerbumping is a blogspot blog, and therefore hosted on Google's servers?

      Some A++ work there. You are truly amazing.

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  25. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5794868#post5794868

    tldr: CCP Falcon: when CODE dies. (straight from the source)

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    1. @Anon3:05
      The context of CCP Falcon's comment was that there will always be those who take up the mantle of fighting bot-aspirancy. When, (and most importantly, IF) CODE. dies, then there will ALWAYS be those who take up the mantle.

      Therefore while CODE. as an organization, under some strange alternate universe may cease to exist, "The Code" can never cease to exist.

      This is why the Code Always Wins. Always.

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    2. The code is still a lie...

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    3. The #1 liar calling someone else a lie....so funny!!!

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  26. Happy Code Day everyone!!!!!! Long live the Order!

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  27. Vintage James 315. This post is a masterpiece and had me lol'ing at several points. The wit of our dear leader is wondrous and joyous thing. I remember when i first heard about James 315 and this site while reading the ancient gaming noob blog. I wasnt playing eve at the time but i enjoyed the minerbumping blog content so much i decided to resub and become an agent. What ensued, where without a doubt, the most fun times ive ever had playing eve.

    I started small like any other agent, bumping rebel miners out of mining range. I discovered it wasn't as easy as it looked and it took awhile to master the manual ship controls and get comfortable with the physics engine. But after a while i became proficient, and gracefully glided my Police Stabber through the belts enforcing the Code, dominating the miners to my will; subjugating them to dream of the Saviour and his revolutionary vision.

    The first system i annexed in the name of the Code was Hentogoria. It was truly glorious. I bumped miners with utter disregard for their civic rights, which i deemed they had forfeited via the social compact clause in the Code. I also triumphed in local using the Leader's arguments and logic. I remained calm and professional in the face of the foulest language and taunts, while secretly prepping for war with the remaining denialist rebels who refused to accept the legitimacy of the New Order and the annexation of the system.

    When i started ganking the worst and loudest offenders, the mining permits began to flow in. The locals witnessed several decisive battles where i utterly crushed the rebels, humiliating them and forcing them to eat their words and bow to my power. The remaining miners either fled or promptly purchased permits. Compliance was achieved more or less. I liberally quoted Thucydides and flaunted my new-found power. Those were the best days of my eve life.

    Thank you James 315, Saviour of Highsec. Thank you Agents and Shareholders. Thank you miners and rebels. Here's hoping for many more glorious years of New Order Domination.

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  28. Too modest to even mention CODE's AT victory.

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    1. Another lie...code lost the in th AT...

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  29. Can't wait to see a story about this idiot:
    https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=427621&find=unread

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  30. ok people it's taken me a whole year of play to realise what this game is and is not.

    this game is violent, and uncaring, and full of thieves and scoundrels,there are people just waiting for you to undock to kill you and steal your stuff.

    this game is dark and cold and full of murder and treachery there are people who use pretence to get what they want at your expense.
    it can be a terrible place to be for some.no one holds your hand here.........but then.

    this game is beautiful, full of depth and intricacy
    there are people in this game who want to help,and fight alongside you.
    there are people in this game with huge knowledge of the game who are more than willing to share it with you.
    there is genuine friendship that goes beyond the game.
    there is generosity,and kindness too.

    you can't have one without the other.
    if you can't accept this then leave the game.
    but before you do leave go try a little of both :)


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  31. LOL
    Heaven help!
    What a shipload of shitload.
    Miners in hisec: in risk of getting targeted by PVP.
    Code bums: NO RISK AT ALL!!
    So who is are the real chickenshits?
    codies who make noises like rutting monkeys when the kill a miningship!

    codie bums, running from AT12 like rats fleeing a sinking ship!
    il like this pathetic crap the call arguments...

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    1. @anon 4.50pm

      So who is are the real chickenshits?

      i'll tell you who ....those who want to turn this awesome game into a kindergarten, with hand holding and nap time thats who .....in a word YOU.

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  32. Hello, I noticed your mention of Heaven. Would you have some time to discuss Jesus Christ?

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    1. Yes, let's discus him for once instead of what these worthless code monkeys want to discuss...

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    2. Did you know that Jesus loves CODE as well as Carebears? Think about it.

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  33. christ NO!

    I am of the church of the FSM infidel!!!
    The flying spaghetti Monster!

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