Friday, May 6, 2016

Dread the Code


The CODE Is Forever series is one of the most reliable sources of elite PvP footage in EVE today. The CODE Is Forever #25 is particularly special.


It's true, the New Order has ganked dreadnoughts...


...Or, as the Anti-Gankers would call them, "ships that can't shoot back."


A New Order Catalyst fleet took a trip through lowsec and managed to destroy the dread. It was just like killing a freighter. Appropriately enough, the dreadnought in question was a Revelation. As we all know, the Code was EVE's greatest revelation.

BONUS!

For whatever reason, Twitch streamers who play EVE often spend their time mining in highsec. It's the worst possible advertisement for the game. Agents Derpster McDerp and Knackered Old Goat came across a miner named Maximilian Stewart and quickly went to work. Save the streamer, save his viewers.


Maximilian was soon persuaded.


This is much better publicity for EVE, wouldn't you say?


The miner was so excited about the Code that he even changed his desktop background. Clearly, our Agents made a lasting impression.

42 comments:

  1. Praise to Maximilian Stewart, the Gallant! \o/

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  2. hmm looks like I have a new target! (I gank the little girls who buy mining permits)

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    1. yea...ok you not believing me doesn't change the truth. Same as if I told you it is sunny out today, call me a liar about that all you want and it doesn't change the fact that it is in fact sunny out today.

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    2. It's sad when hardworking, law abiding permit holders have their gameplay ruined by players like Anonymous, who just want to grief miners and threaten them with mindless destruction.

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    3. Anonymous poster cant even provide us with a single killmail of a permit holder hes ganked.

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    4. @Nitetime: No it does not. You cannot change the facts to suite you because they are, well, facts.

      @Alt 00: Guess what my first gank targets are: Miners with permits. Miners who have permits are a prime target of myself and the cronies that I fly with. Eventually, people won't buy permits anymore because it makes them targets.

      Fuck CODE.

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    5. lol @ 623 913. proof or gtfo carebear fag :D

      welp thats the ag fags we have come to know. sad little liars, shitposting on this blog for our entertainment.

      prove you can kill permit holders or you are just another butthurt miner fag

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    6. All I have to do is kill permit holders and you get pissed. Once again, Anon921 has been trolled.

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    7. You might be struggling to understand the whole trolled thing...

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    8. Yea that carebear is the only mad here. You cannot trust lying carebear fags

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    9. Hmm 1002 fag mad too :)

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    10. A true citizen, that Max!
      Not like those carebear fags that cry all over this site.

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    11. At 913.
      If you mamage to kill a miner (we all know you are incapable) then the CODE wins. A true permit holder will be ungankable by you, as they the correct and properly fit ships. Correct meaning procurer, or skiff, with tank.
      So pleb, kill all the fake permit holders you want, do The Saviors bidding.

      Or stfu fag.

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    12. You code people have a problem. I was ganked by a group of people because I have a mining permit. So what's the point of having the permit if a different gank squad is going to target me?

      Miner

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    13. The permit isn't buying safety. If you want safety in EVE, never undock. If you do undock and someone wants to gank you, they are allowed to try. The "point" of having a permit is not to ensure you will never be ganked, but to show support for a better, more interesting hisec, which is the complete opposite of a safer, more boring hisec.

      913, tell you what, why don't you stop fantasizing about ganking permit holders and actually do it. Maybe you'll even learn how to succeed one day. Either way it'll probably be a good fight and someone will learn how to play better.

      Another miner

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    14. I ganked Miner if it's who I'm thinking of.

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    15. @ Miner254.
      If you were ganked while holding a permit then you were either afk or flying the wrong ship. Both are violations of the CODE, and valid reasons to revoke your permit and remove your illegal equipment from James' space.

      Please link your loss so we can confirm why you were ganked, then we can get you started on the correct path to compliant mining.

      If you cannot link a kill to confirm your story, then you are a lying carebear troublemaker.

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    16. LOL at the idea of butthurt anons thinking they're striking back at us by -wait for it- ... ganking miners!

      Chin up carebears! Lmao


      -Galaxy Pig

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    17. @Oink

      They be oblivious, friend.

      It must be diminished mental capacity that causes carebears to lie and make hollow threats at real EvE players.

      I mean who mines in a pvp game anyway? Retards, thats who.

      The mining barge is the space version of the short bus, window lickers included.

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  3. This is something for the children and grandchildren!!

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  4. James looks hot with his underwear over his pants <3

    ~ Asia Leigh

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    1. Yes I noticed the... interesting choice of positioning of the wallpaper, with a specific area centered.

      Hmmmmm.

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    1. Wolf Soprano is failing non stop every day! How's the banned life? Getting any enjoyment from WoW?

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    2. Wolf Soprano has been a much more obedient little boy now that he has been banned from EvE. I still put my 12 inch slab of meat in his ass and he loves it. Now instead of having his attention split between his ass getting stretched and playing EvE, he now devotes his full attention to his ass getting stretched. The stretch marks on his ass are developing nicely.

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    3. all Wolf needs to do to generate carebear fag tears is post the truth.

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    4. And all that Anon922 needs to do to show that he is a wanker wannabe is to open his mouth.

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    5. You mad 1001fag?

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    6. 1001 fag mad. XD

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    7. Anon917 is definately a mad fag! ;)

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  6. The code freighter ganking fleet tonight was ganked and podded by your's truly and the members of AG. We used smartbombs to pod everyone when CONCORD came in for the kill.

    AG

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    1. You smartbombed a bunch of empty pods and gave them a shortcut back to station? I guess that counts as a big accomplishment among the AG crowd!

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    2. Bravo, Anon; Content!

      Did you prevent the gank?

      a) Yes (Content)
      b) No (Content)

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    3. @657
      Why is it that ag can never provide proof of such content creation?

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  7. I'm sorry, is nobody going to comment on that Revelation's fit? 3 invulns, 7 gyrostabs and a BCS? Honestly putting that dread out of its misery is just another example of the Saviour's infinite mercy. Praise James.

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    1. If you check zkill, a lot of people did comment. Some of them claimed it was an "insurance troll fit". Sadly that is not the case. There is a back story to it, but basically the guy brought out his dread and fit it of his own accord. When he landed on grid we couldn't help ourselves. We engaged him and defeated him in honorable PVP combat.

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  8. Maximilian Stewart suffered an unfortunate lapse in judgement today when he went on a live-streaming mining binge for nearly 11 hours. His Skiff and alt Robert's Orca were duly confiscated for excessive mining in violation of the Code.

    Battle report https://zkillboard.com/br/84995/
    Live Orca gank https://www.twitch.tv/maximilon/v/101427302?t=10h59m30s

    The Orca alt Robert Knox's permit was revoked and but his transgressions were forgiven by the loss of his ship and pod. Robert was sincerely regretful, purchased a new permit, and expressed his dedication to abide by the Code in the future.

    Maximilian Stewart's original permit remains intact as his case was handled solely by Miniluv.

    Another alt exists, Maximilian Stigeweard, who has taken part in CODE. gank fleets with some of our most illustrious members, and has been named on kills in some other minerbumping articles.

    Justice has been served. This was a one time lapse due to excitement over the lastest Ascension expansion changes, and was regrettable by all sides.

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