Friday, May 6, 2016
Dread the Code
The CODE Is Forever series is one of the most reliable sources of elite PvP footage in EVE today. The CODE Is Forever #25 is particularly special.
It's true, the New Order has ganked dreadnoughts...
...Or, as the Anti-Gankers would call them, "ships that can't shoot back."
A New Order Catalyst fleet took a trip through lowsec and managed to destroy the dread. It was just like killing a freighter. Appropriately enough, the dreadnought in question was a Revelation. As we all know, the Code was EVE's greatest revelation.
For whatever reason, Twitch streamers who play EVE often spend their time mining in highsec. It's the worst possible advertisement for the game. Agents Derpster McDerp and Knackered Old Goat came across a miner named Maximilian Stewart and quickly went to work. Save the streamer, save his viewers.
Maximilian was soon persuaded.
This is much better publicity for EVE, wouldn't you say?
The miner was so excited about the Code that he even changed his desktop background. Clearly, our Agents made a lasting impression.
Posted by MinerBumping at 17:31
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Praise to Maximilian Stewart, the Gallant! \o/ReplyDelete
hmm looks like I have a new target! (I gank the little girls who buy mining permits)ReplyDelete
No you don'tDelete
yea...ok you not believing me doesn't change the truth. Same as if I told you it is sunny out today, call me a liar about that all you want and it doesn't change the fact that it is in fact sunny out today.Delete
Yes it does.Delete
It's sad when hardworking, law abiding permit holders have their gameplay ruined by players like Anonymous, who just want to grief miners and threaten them with mindless destruction.Delete
Anonymous poster cant even provide us with a single killmail of a permit holder hes ganked.Delete
@Nitetime: No it does not. You cannot change the facts to suite you because they are, well, facts.Delete
@Alt 00: Guess what my first gank targets are: Miners with permits. Miners who have permits are a prime target of myself and the cronies that I fly with. Eventually, people won't buy permits anymore because it makes them targets.
All I have to do is kill permit holders and you get pissed. Once again, Anon921 has been trolled.Delete
You might be struggling to understand the whole trolled thing...Delete
Yea that carebear is the only mad here. You cannot trust lying carebear fagsDelete
You code people have a problem. I was ganked by a group of people because I have a mining permit. So what's the point of having the permit if a different gank squad is going to target me?Delete
The permit isn't buying safety. If you want safety in EVE, never undock. If you do undock and someone wants to gank you, they are allowed to try. The "point" of having a permit is not to ensure you will never be ganked, but to show support for a better, more interesting hisec, which is the complete opposite of a safer, more boring hisec.Delete
913, tell you what, why don't you stop fantasizing about ganking permit holders and actually do it. Maybe you'll even learn how to succeed one day. Either way it'll probably be a good fight and someone will learn how to play better.
I ganked Miner if it's who I'm thinking of.Delete
If you were ganked while holding a permit then you were either afk or flying the wrong ship. Both are violations of the CODE, and valid reasons to revoke your permit and remove your illegal equipment from James' space.
Please link your loss so we can confirm why you were ganked, then we can get you started on the correct path to compliant mining.
If you cannot link a kill to confirm your story, then you are a lying carebear troublemaker.
LOL at the idea of butthurt anons thinking they're striking back at us by -wait for it- ... ganking miners!Delete
Chin up carebears! Lmao
They be oblivious, friend.
It must be diminished mental capacity that causes carebears to lie and make hollow threats at real EvE players.
I mean who mines in a pvp game anyway? Retards, thats who.
The mining barge is the space version of the short bus, window lickers included.
Brilliant, just brilliant.ReplyDelete
This is something for the children and grandchildren!!ReplyDelete
James looks hot with his underwear over his pants <3ReplyDelete
~ Asia Leigh
Yes I noticed the... interesting choice of positioning of the wallpaper, with a specific area centered.Delete
Antigankers are failingReplyDelete
Wolf Soprano is failing non stop every day! How's the banned life? Getting any enjoyment from WoW?Delete
Wolf Soprano has been a much more obedient little boy now that he has been banned from EvE. I still put my 12 inch slab of meat in his ass and he loves it. Now instead of having his attention split between his ass getting stretched and playing EvE, he now devotes his full attention to his ass getting stretched. The stretch marks on his ass are developing nicely.Delete
And all that Anon922 needs to do to show that he is a wanker wannabe is to open his mouth.Delete
1001 fag mad. XDDelete
The code freighter ganking fleet tonight was ganked and podded by your's truly and the members of AG. We used smartbombs to pod everyone when CONCORD came in for the kill.ReplyDelete
You smartbombed a bunch of empty pods and gave them a shortcut back to station? I guess that counts as a big accomplishment among the AG crowd!Delete
Bravo, Anon; Content!Delete
Did you prevent the gank?
a) Yes (Content)
b) No (Content)
Why is it that ag can never provide proof of such content creation?
Hey Alana o/Delete
I'm sorry, is nobody going to comment on that Revelation's fit? 3 invulns, 7 gyrostabs and a BCS? Honestly putting that dread out of its misery is just another example of the Saviour's infinite mercy. Praise James.ReplyDelete
If you check zkill, a lot of people did comment. Some of them claimed it was an "insurance troll fit". Sadly that is not the case. There is a back story to it, but basically the guy brought out his dread and fit it of his own accord. When he landed on grid we couldn't help ourselves. We engaged him and defeated him in honorable PVP combat.Delete
Maximilian Stewart suffered an unfortunate lapse in judgement today when he went on a live-streaming mining binge for nearly 11 hours. His Skiff and alt Robert's Orca were duly confiscated for excessive mining in violation of the Code.ReplyDelete
Battle report https://zkillboard.com/br/84995/
Live Orca gank https://www.twitch.tv/maximilon/v/101427302?t=10h59m30s
The Orca alt Robert Knox's permit was revoked and but his transgressions were forgiven by the loss of his ship and pod. Robert was sincerely regretful, purchased a new permit, and expressed his dedication to abide by the Code in the future.
Maximilian Stewart's original permit remains intact as his case was handled solely by Miniluv.
Another alt exists, Maximilian Stigeweard, who has taken part in CODE. gank fleets with some of our most illustrious members, and has been named on kills in some other minerbumping articles.
Justice has been served. This was a one time lapse due to excitement over the lastest Ascension expansion changes, and was regrettable by all sides.
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