Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Forum Freakout, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Self-styled market guru Fin Udan shattered the tranquility of the Market Discussions subforum by demanding CCP remove its most legendary thread: the Halaima MinerBumping IPO thread, which has recorded New Order economic victories since 2012. When his request was denied and his off-topic posts were removed by ISD, Fin created two new attack threads, both of which were locked.


Fin's strategy evolved. He opened yet another thread in Market Discussions. Fin confessed that his past transgressions were driven by emotion rather than reason, but now claimed he would come up with logic-based justifications for the exact same attacks.


Once again, Fin failed to persuade his fellow Market Discussions posters. He complained about MinerBumping's use of chat logs. (Of course, if MinerBumping didn't use chat logs, people like Fin would be the first to demand chat logs be produced as evidence of the things I write.) In any event, Fin promised that if CCP allowed MinerBumping to exist, this would be his final post on the matter.


Minutes later, Fin broke his promise. When CCP locked his third thread, Fin opened a fourth, with the misleading title "Praise James." Fin excerpted Part 3 of the "Call in the Kevlary" series. Although Fin had complained endlessly about the fact that MinerBumping, a site that quotes chat logs, is linked in the Halaima IPO thread, Fin directly quoted chat logs in his own posts.


Something was happening to Fin Udan. Gone were his paragraphs and punctuated sentences. He was approaching the brink. A transformation was about to occur. When Fin's fourth thread was locked, he returned to the New Order thread--with a vengeance.


Fin Udan was a changed man. No longer bound by the rules of polite society, Fin revealed his true nature. He leveled a frightful series of accusations.


The new Fin took no prisoners. As ISD Fractal began removing his posts (along with other posters' stunned reactions), Fin dropped an F-bomb. By cursing at an ISD member, Fin had committed an offense that could easily earn him a permanent ban from the EVE forums.


Quoting himself for posterity, Fin demanded to know how much ISD Fractal was being paid by the Saviour of Highsec. Outrageous!


ISD Max Trix intervened. Pay careful attention to the rules quoted by Max. Note the phrase "zero tolerance policy" and the statement that "Players who attack or abuse... ISD volunteers will be permanently banned from the EVE Online forums" (emphasis mine). Fin's fate was sealed.


Fin remained defiant. He dared the ISD to ban him, as the rules required.


The minutes ticked by, but Fin was still able to post. With time on his hands, Fin cited very unconvincing evidence that I'm a bully.


Yet again he demanded to know the going rate for an ISD bribe. He was absolutely convinced that the ISD was biased against him, yet his continued ability to post suggested otherwise.


I've been known to say a few words, thank you very much.


ISD Max Trix updated his post to announce that he was still removing spam. Each time Fin Udan posted a new reply, it was deleted. Then, finally, Fin went silent.


Fin's efforts to shut down the New Order failed. EAT ATTiC corporation showed its support by purchasing 1.315 billion isk worth of shares. As always, the New Order emerged victorious, and its enemy Fin Udan was vanquished. Fin's egregious misconduct guaranteed that the anti-Code poster was permanently banned from the forums.

Or was he?

To be continued...

43 comments:

  1. Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer. - Romans 12:12 NIV

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  2. I can't wait to see what happens in part 3. Top notch writing James315!

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  3. Fin has really gone off the deep end now LMAO

    https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6471885#post6471885

    https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=479931&find=unread

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    1. And the newest addition, lol

      https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=480031&find=unread

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    2. Holy shit. Why hasn't he been banned yet?

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    3. Bet you if someone with the code. tag started that thread it would be an insta perma....

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  4. John 18:20 "I have spoken openly to the world," Jesus replied. "I always taught in synagogues or at the temple, where all the Jews come together. I said nothing in secret.

    Time, Anon, to reveal yourself!

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    1. Sorry anon 8:03pm
      :(

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  6. "The moderation of this forum is beginning to constitute a disgrace that reflects very badly on CCP."

    What do you know, he was accidentally correct about something!

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    1. I wonder how long anyone would be able to shit up a non CODE thread before they got told to stop derailing it. He tells an ISD to fuck off and still isn't banned? WTF?

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  7. "With time on his hands, Fin cited very unconvincing evidence that I'm a bully."

    Classic James 315 writing - comedy gold!

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  8. Welp, I did it again.

    It seems I can't make a simple comment like "Praise James" anymore without some carebear going mental.

    Its a gift....

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  9. haha wow you guys sure bring out the crazies :) :)

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  10. antigankers are failing incredibly hard!!!!!1

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    1. Lol. You retired yet still troll. That's funny!

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    2. Wolf Soprano has been showing extreme bot aspirant behavior by commenting with the same line on every post. We should hunt him down and gank him.

      Wait...we can't because CCP permanently ganked him from the game.

      BM

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    3. Don't make fun of the retard kid, anonymous 4:41 AM, it's not cool anymore :(

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    4. Calm down Anon 300!!1 Don't be so salty.


      -Galaxy Pig

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    5. illegal ganker implants disassembled:
      https://zkillboard.com/kill/53746520/

      code failed hard again by not having a ganker permit.

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    6. So can anyone link the ingame corp "hisec militia"?

      That's what i thought....

      It must be hell to be ag, and that scared and impotent in a game.

      I would say chickenshit, if you do find one of them in a non-npc and dec 'em, they just roll or leave or not undock for a week.
      ag talks of honor, and other qualities they lack.

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    7. anon 5:20:

      ganker wannabe, please calm down!

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    8. @ fake asia leigh 3:00

      Fun Fin, Please calm down and buy a mining permit

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  11. This miner really does need to calm down!

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  12. If he keeps splerging up the NO shares thread, maybe CODE should return the favor on his market thread...within the rules, of course.

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  13. I am confidant that the New Order will survive the evil machinations of this latest supervillain. Rest easy, friends!

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  14. On a completely unrelated note: how are the new citadel's? Are they worth building? If so, can they be built in Highsec? If so, when will the New Order begin construction on its very own citadel in Uedama?

    I have to know!!!

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    1. Man, if code builds a citadel in highsec, the first thing that will happen is that code will get wardec'd and we will blow the shit out of your citadel.

      However, I do believe that citadels can only be constructed in sovnull space.

      BM

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    2. you can build them anywhere except for the market hubs, newbie systems, and training hubs

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    3. I think a more interesting question is: can we bump tethered ships? I am really looking forward to this one.

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    4. As usual, BM is wrong. Citadels can be built in high sec, but some modules won't function. Oh, and LOL at AG actually doing anything other than being CONCORD's little brother.

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    5. Yea i think that BM talking of attacking a CODE citadel must be an imposter. Even the real BM fag knows ag has not the corp or balls to dec anyone.

      Fun Fin should join AG, birds of a feather and all.

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  15. This is something for the grandchildren to hear and ponder!!

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  16. That Fin Udan guy is losing his mind. He tried to get my market alt banned from the Haulers Channel for having a mining permit. People like him are the real evil.

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    1. It's not exactly surprising. You'd have to be mad to oppose the new order in the first place

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  17. after reading the market threads I think the heart of his issue is that CODE is just making more ISK than he is. There's no greater burn to an ISK grubbing carebear than out earning them hahahahahahahahaha

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  18. FUCK ALL OF YOU!! CCP AND CODE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF LYING ASSHOLES! THIS SITE IS IN VIOLATION OF CCP TOS BUT NOTHING WILL EVER BE DONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE JAMES315 IS A CCP EMPLOYEE, OR PAYS THE DEVS OFF TO KEEP OUT OF HIS WAY!

    I WILL BE BACK IN EVE SOON AND ALL YOU QUEERS BETTER BE READY! I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU ALL OVER. JUST LIKE YOU DID TO ME!

    I KNOW CCP WILL READ THIS SO I SAY TO THEM: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND THE JAMES315 YOU RODE IN ON!

    I! WILL! FUCK! YOU! ALL! BITCHES!!!

    AND DONT COMPARE ME TO AG! THEY ARE ALL JUST LACKEYS OF CODE, AND USED TO GIVE JAMES SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT ON THIS STUPID FUKING BLOG!

    FUCK YOU ALL!

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    1. Carebear - please remember that as a subject of James 315, you are expected to show the Supreme Protector and his Agents the utmost courtesy and respect, at all times.

      As an Agent of the New Order, I a hereby instruct you to calm down, with immediate effect.

      Praise James! \0/

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    2. Trader, calm down. Perhaps if you accept the word of James 315 into your heart, you'll find a peace that has up until now alluded you.

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    3. Fun Fin - Please calm down and buy a mining permit. You feel alot better after you have done so.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  19. Fin a warm welcome to the new order family! Good on you for investing wisely!

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