Sunday, June 26, 2016

Kills of the Week

The Code has been with us for four years. Now we can't imagine what we'd do without it. The Code pervades every aspect of highsec life. Mining, hauling, autopiloting, ratting, running incursions... All must be done in a manner strictly compliant with the Code--if they're to be done at all. Woe to those who would ignore the Code, such as these individuals from the week of June 19th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 25th @ 23:59 EVEtime.



james tagueule was filled with anger when he witnessed Agent ComedianII destroying unlicensed Mobile Tractor Units, including a 193 million isk 'Packrat' MTU. ComedianII went suspect when he fired upon the MTU. james tagueule thought his Raven Navy Issue and the ratting ships of his friends would have no trouble defeating our Agent's Rattlesnake. Two things went wrong for the ratter:

1. The other ratters ran away, leaving their "friend" to hold the bag.
2. The CODE always wins. Always.


The owner of the Packrat MTU was piloting a battleship. He didn't bother to assist the guy who tried to defend his MTU, but he at least left some tears in local.


A question for the rebels and skeptics: Does a fully armed battleship qualify as a "ship that can't shoot back" if its guns can't fire because it's warping away from the fight?



If he's an educated man (that is, a MinerBumping reader), sibuna praim knows that ORE Strip Miners are forbidden in highsec under the Code. His Mackinaw equipped some ORE Ice Harvesters instead, along with some expensive ice yield upgrades. These modules are all against the Code, too. Agents Plasma Death, Aini Flowerchild, Liek DarZ, Alt 00, and Alt Proxy enforced the law of highsec by destroying the Mackinaw and its half a billion isk pod. In a display of impotent rage, sibuna returned with an Oracle, which was also promptly destroyed. Following the Code is a lot easier than people like sibuna make it look.



Codyr Sigma was the latest to fall victim to "Operation Sansha's Little Helpers", which has slaughtered numerous incursion runners in recent weeks. Among other blingy ships killed this week was Codyr's 2.6 billion isk Vindicator. Agents Ranged Enigma, Kirra Tarren, Miner Collier, Shielddude Logiguy, Roggo Tarren, Tsylatac, and Rettamitna proved once again that incursion runners may be the most arrogant of highsec's carebears, but their wealth is meaningless without the Code.



Lokar Griman managed to concoct a billion isk fail-fit Legion. By contrast, Agents Kev The Ostrich, Kevin Gaudi, Kevin Atkinson, and Kevin TheOstrich Sarain went into battle with a quartet of reasonably priced Catalysts. Guess who won? After the battle, Kev The Ostrich "attempted to interview" Lokar to learn the secrets of his Legion fit. Sadly, he was AFK and couldn't respond. Is it possible to fit a ship while AFK? It would explain a lot.



Apophis Kouvo apparently had a lot of money to burn, so he went to Niarja, graveyard of freighters. CCP gave him many fitting options, and he chose almost every module except the one that could increase his EHP. Agents Logical Fallacy, Prixm Wind, Hayley, Yvain Bluewater, Nin Rin, Justin Kusion, Turkey Baster, Jayson Kusion, Bratok Srayona, dAbOsSlAdY77, Jake Kusion, Pivke Anneto, Miner Compliance Officer, Ampelius Loukianos, Logical Fatality, Urziel TheGunner, Unwarranted Assumption, Lego Edd, Jayden Kusion, tenshot Kanjus, Jackson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Collateralized Contracts, Perlo Tissant, Joseph Kusion, Alicia Adler, Joshua Kusion, Pika Pew, Jet Set Milly, Justinian Langlious, and Xandora Assassin blasted the freighter and collected their reward: 3.3 billion isk of loot and the satisfaction of knowing they'd done some good in the world.



mrpleco was defeated in a fair fight with New Order forces, losing a 272 million isk Cynabal. Agent Luna Nightblood snatched up the pod, which was worth 2.4 billion isk.


It's too bad Jita doesn't sell common sense.

48 comments:

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    1. Recipe anon,

      Thank you for posting your delicious recipes here. I understand that it is hard to post on the AG blog because no one reads it. Do you have one for grilled manatee?

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    2. In a medium bowl, combine soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, oil, mustard powder, ginger and ground black pepper.
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      Grill the meat for about 3 to 4 minutes per side, or to desired doneness.
      Alternatively to your choice of manatee cut (we recomment the less scraggy muscle meat close to the fluke) you could use dolphin as well.

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    3. It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

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    4. He told me, I seen you rise
      But, it always falls
      I see him come, I see him go

      He says, "All things pass, into the night"
      And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say, you're wrong
      I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say, you're wrong"
      A won't you listen to me

      He told me, I've seen it all before
      I've been there
      I've seen my hopes and dreams a-lying on the ground

      I've seen the sky just begin to fall
      He says, "All things pass, into the night"
      And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say. you're wrong
      I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say. you're wrong"
      Won't you listen to me?

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      Goodbye horses
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  3. glory be to james 315 and the new order of highsec

    just imagine, carebears, if you followed the code and purchased a permit. your tears of sadness would become tears of joy. but that charon kill, wow.

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    1. I imagine carebears would be more relaxed if they experienced more bowel movements.

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    2. perhaps the reason why the miners are so mad all the time, and afk, is that they are twisted in knots on the inside due to constipation. maybe we need something new to tell the miners:

      miner, take a laxative and calm down

      i know that mine smells better than any carebear organization that is out there including ag.

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  4. Looks like CODE is loosing its large kills. What's going on? If Kusions aren't on you get no big whales.

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    1. The phenomenon that you are witnessing is that in which you see one week of extreme dunking and then when you see the next week's kills, you are disappointed. Do not fear, anonbear.

      In the mean time, you could write about your disappointment on the AG blog that no one reads.

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  5. looks like antigankers are still failing after 4 years.

    XD XD XD

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    1. The only thing that ag doesn't fail at is failing

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  6. Anti gankers hate everything - including stuff they like!

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  7. CCPlease remove mining from hisec, help protect innocent EvE players from carebear trash.

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    1. CCPlease! Do it for the newbros!

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    2. Wow nitetime is a real comic genius. Autistic right from his basement cell. Well done on being so witty. Must serve you well at McDonald's

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    3. Your post doesn't make any sense. Did you respond to the wrong comment?
      Try to tone down the sarcasm and your insensitivity towards mental illnesses. It might help you clarify your meaning.

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  8. The first one, James tagueule, is french. It's name could be translate in "james shutthefuckup"

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    1. Actually, it is a Northern dialect. It translates directly to "James, I need a permit and fitting advice for my battleship in the Internet spaceship game: Eve Online"

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  9. This Blog should be called Minerfisting, always raising your fists and blowing up miners. Bet you thought I was gunna say something dirty....will leave that up to the miners

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  10. The CHODE. slaves failed to gank my Charon, filled with a few billion ISK worth of PI, that flew untouched through Niarja over the weekend.

    Yes, CHODE failed. And they fail often.

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    1. You still have no proof. That means CODE wins, and you failed to back up your claims. Everyone know hisec carebears lie, daily.

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  11. Challenge for Code: Proof of Elitism PvP
    Target: Vendetta Merc Corp Alliance when suspect
    Where: Ruomo Constellation
    Prizes: A number of Plex to the top KM killers over the next month.
    (I am personally curious which of you will take up the challenge)

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    1. i´d be happy to donate a free torpedo delivery and some party drones to our "elite" peeveepeers

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    2. Anon 310.
      Why you no dec VMC yourself, are you scared fight?
      Who is hold plex?

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    3. It's 'Elite PvP'.
      "Elitism" makes me think you dont understand PvP in EvE.

      And yea, who IS hold PLEX friend? Chribba or gtfo

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    4. @406.
      It's called whoring on CONCORD killmails. The way you said it was just a bit creepy, and yet somewhat erotic.

      Someone's confused, and it might be me. But it's prolly u

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  12. oh yeah, ill be counting the barge's, macks, and hulks you get in the area as well.

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  13. It's hard to believe there are still people afk in space in hisec. Wtf? Hisec is just like any other sec with cops. If someone wants to kill you bad enouh, cops dont usually have a chance of stoping them.

    A first responder once told me that every person is somewhat responsible for their own safety. Do not rely on others to save you.

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  14. "The Code always wins"? Tell that to loyalanon and his perma-ban. I'd say the Code lost pretty fucking big there. James 315, we're coming for you next.

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