Friday, June 10, 2016

Over One Trillion Thirty-One Billion in Shares Sold

Is it a good idea to invest in New Order shares? You do the math.


The math checks out. New Order shares remain a solid buy.


Alt 00 has been preparing for this day for some time. Now the exciting moment arrives: Her 1,000 shares earned Alt 00 a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us over the one trillion thirty billion mark. That was worth the wait--and then some!


Look at that decadent marauder. Just what you need to whet your appetite for the next Kills of the Week post. But what is it doing here? Read on:


Our shareholders get the money to buy their stock in all sorts of different ways. The mighty Agent Big Gradner Painhaus and his Enyo managed to score kills against a 2.1 billion isk Kronos and the 950 million isk pod contained within. A nice drop resulted in a share purchase.


Agent Zoe Worclaw, too, managed to get her hands on some money.

Meanwhile, LordOfNipples Udan became a new shareholder, requesting "dank shares" when he sent in his isk. He wasn't disappointed. LordOfNipples acquired 500 dank shares and earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us over the one trillion thirty-one billion mark. Not bad at all!

33 comments:

  1. A story for the kids and the grandkids!

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  2. I'd love to hear the full detailed story behind that Kronos kill. Well done. o7

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  3. Is it just me, or does it seem like the more money we make, the faster we make it?

    Seems like just yesterday that we passed the trillion mark, now we're over 1.3?!? Heck, I remember how happy we were just to pass the 30 bil mark!

    Long live James 315, the New Order, and our shareholders!


    -Galaxy Pig

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    1. 30 bil Finnmark, Deutschmark????????????????????????????

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    2. LOL Your Math Sucks Just Like loyalanon's does Galaxy Pig. How is "Over One Trillion Thirty-One Billion in Shares Sold" equal to 1.3 trillion? It's 1.03 Trillion BOZO. AKA being happy about 30 Billion ABOVE 1.0 Trillion is still the thing. CODE Serious drop high school drop-outs. Don't over think the math too much though. Just keep ganking. It's all you are good at.

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    3. Lack of Math skills. A story for the grandkids.

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    4. Its ok not everyone is autistic in EvE. They can rely on Ben Li to do their math for them. Good attempt at creative accounting tho. 1.031 though. Just saying.

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    5. All those anon/BM/Davey sperg posts are lol. After all his fails he has the nerve to try and correct an agent.
      He BM fag, if the oink says its 1.3 then its 1.3 as far as you are concerned. You dont get to make corrections here failboi.
      Now back to your job, on your knees working off that permit price!
      Just saying.
      XD

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    6. lol you guys knew what I meant

      Just saying 30 bil alone used to be a big deal around here.

      Praise James


      -Oink

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    7. Someone needs to go back to school to learn place values. And here we have Anon336 who is an uneducated Trump supporter that is obsessing over this BM/Davey/anon guy.

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  4. fitting a catalyst...

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  5. Looks like just a bunch of kids fighting for approval of their angry drunk'en step dad.

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    1. Looks like you are projecting again BM/Davey.

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    2. And here we have Anon836 who seems to be obsessed with this BM/Davey guy, just like Donald Trump's uneducated supporters.

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    3. And here we have anon353/BM/Davey who seems to be butthurt that he was called out for being a simpleton. His obsession with RL refrences that dont carry over into EvE stuffs easily identify him as just another loser who cannot EvE.

      Oh and something about politics that is, in reality, just him projecting his own failures.

      Get a permit BM fag, or get rekt!

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    4. And here we have Anon836 who seems to be obsessed with this BM/Davey guy, just like Donald Trump's uneducated supporters.

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    5. And here we have Anon325 who seems to be obsessed with this BM/Davey guy, just like Donald Trump's uneducated supporters. As proof of his lack of education, he spells wrecked as rekt.

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  6. Drunken dad... Confirmed. Projecting...?? Negative.

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  7. Looks like ag failing 1.031 billion times

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    1. A story for the grandchildren. 1.031 bazilllllllion times! For sure!

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    2. Please point to the picture where the drunken uncle touched you

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    3. You have a picture of his uncle? Would some further details of some molestation excite you? Just because Wolf sucks at math, doesn't mean his uncle is drunk or molests him.

      ~Asia Leigh

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  8. Whoa, AG failed to stop this boring post from being posted.. AGAIN!!

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    1. No real suprise, thats what AG does. In EvE and on this site, they fail daily. All while choking on James' big 10 inch....

      Permit!

      AG always fails! BM/Davey/anon always misses the point! Always!

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    2. And here we have Anon836 who seems to be obsessed with this BM/Davey guy, just like Donald Trump's uneducated supporters.

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  9. I come here for the comments. And once again, they do not disappoint.

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    1. Unfortunately, same cannot be said about you.

      -Galaxy Pig

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