You see that? "I woke up to do some Code enforcement." That's commitment.
Agent Myevil Gankalt is one of many who use the art of ganking to paint highsec in bright colors. You'd think the rebel miners would pay attention when an Agent enters local, but no. The bot-aspirants aren't even enthusiastic about bot-aspirancy.
Despite being aware of our Agent's presence in local--and having already seen her scout alt creep up to them--the miners lazily chewed on their rocks. Gemini Astrix lost a yield-fit Covetor and a pod. The pod didn't contain implants, though, so no big deal. How upset could someone be about losing a 35 million isk ship?
Remember, these are miners we're talking about.
For a bunch of sluggish barge pilots, miners can pivot surprisingly fast when it comes to conversation. Within seconds, Gemini switched from "Nigger faggot" to "Oh, won't someone protect the newbies and CCP's subscription revenues!" right back to "Cut your wrist, nigger." It's enough to make you wonder how sincere the miners' concerns really are about CCP's financial health.
Gemini's argument was shot down as quickly as his Covetor.
Is it weird that when reading this chatlog, my first thought was, "Do people really shoot each other in the hands?" Maybe four years of highsec has desensitized me to some of this nonsense.
Myevil Gankalt carefully read between the lines and concluded that Gemini wasn't satisfied with living under New Order rule. Perhaps it was time for a change.
According to the carebear apologists, the only reason people like Gemini say these things is because our Agents provoke them. Who wouldn't behave this way after losing 35 million isk, right? And being told to buy a mining permit for 10 million isk. No wonder!
If you've been playing EVE for five years and you "have no chance of fighting back," the problem isn't with our Agents. It's with you.
Agent Myevil reported,
"At the conversation's close, I pointed out that forgiveness is freely offered to those of a contrite heart. Smitten by his convictions and understanding the enormity of his crime, he terminated our chat. I will always wonder what might have been if he had been more receptive to the truth."It was a great "What if?" moment. But I think it's safe to say Gemini Astrix would've been better off if he'd embraced the Code.
Put the chicken, carrots, celery and onion in a large soup pot and cover with cold water. Heat and simmer, uncovered, until the chicken meat falls off of the bones (skim off foam every so often). Take everything out of the pot. Strain the broth. Pick the meat off of the bones and chop the carrots, celery and onion. Season the broth with salt, pepper and chicken bouillon to taste, if desired. Return the chicken, carrots, celery and onion to the pot, stir together, and serve.ReplyDelete
Hey, aren't you that chap who was Bible-bashing a while ago? From Save Our Souls to Save Our Sole, I guess.Delete
Or Billy Graham to Fanny Cradock
Cut steak into cubes. Wash kidney, core and cut up. Heat oil in large saucepan. Brown meat, remove, saute onion until transparent. Add celery and carrot. Cook a few minutes. Return meat, add stock, kidney, salt, pepper, and nutmeg. Cover and simmer gently for 2 hours until cooked.Delete
Blend flour to a smooth paste with a little cold water to thicken. Place in 9-inch pie dish. Use pie funnel, if desired. Make pie crust and place on top of pie dish. Bake in oven 25 minutes or until cooked.
Gemini Atrix evinces a rather more savoury use of the English language than the average miner. I learned a lot.ReplyDelete
I am concerned about these miners. Prolonged exposure to the veldspar particles from mining residue must be affecting their cognitive process. Savior, please establish a scientific group to investigate the correlation between this dust and miner tears. I think it might lead to some insight.ReplyDelete
This is totally outrageous behaviour comming from this player.Delete
He merely lost 35m ISK worth of ships and starts talking about shooting someone in the knees... I don't even know what to say. It's just a spaceship game for crying out loud.
I started can-flipping in Abudban back in 2006 role-playing as an environmental activist.
After that I went pirating in lowsec followed by years of pvp in nullsec and later-on w-space.
I've never seen such foul language from players in my entire career as from those of highsec.
I think it's time to go back there and teach them some manners.
I'll send my crew to assist CODE representatives in Sinq Laison shortly.
You know what they say - if it mines it whines!ReplyDelete
if it ganks it wanks...Delete
Like you have never wanked Anon8:13... unless your saying your a eunuch!?! How awful for you!ReplyDelete
if it ganks, it wanks...Delete
i dont wank, my wife does that for me...
No, imaginary women don't do that.Delete
so anon 250 is the enouch, his wife inheriting his dick...Delete
and his balls, otherwise he´d be ganking in low or null, not high sec :P
What is "The enouch"?Delete
CODE will be done when James 315 leaves. I can tell in his writing he is getting tired of his shitters he created.ReplyDelete
Lol another 'the end is near' scrub. What an idiot.Delete
Calm down ganker. Your job is to lick my ass with your politeness.Delete
I personally will gank in the name of 315 until the servers shut down.Delete
This is why all hisec carebears should be purged from the gameReplyDelete
So ag wants to defend miners. Birds of a feather and all...ReplyDelete
So how racist do i jeed to be before i join AG?ReplyDelete
I mean do i have to join the klan, or just hit up a couple rallys?
you gotta hate any idea that makes sense too :D
you gotta hate any idea that makes sense too :D
I was gonna say EvE needed some sort of screening process, then i realised "that's what CODE does."
I wish CCP would just remove hisec mining. It would help protect honest EvE players from filth like Gemini Astrix.
if hisec mining was gone you´d be unemployed dumbassDelete
No, Anon. Our task is to reform Highsec. If all Highsec miners became 100% compliant, we'd still be indulging in the elite PvP for which we're deservedly famous.Delete
if highsec mining was removed there would be no compliance, you may can read but you fail to comprehend.Delete
If hisec mining were removed the carebears would be forced to mine in groups in low and null, nothing more. You are an idiot 536/440Delete
We dont need your kind, hisec miner.
"You may can read"Delete
What an illiterate hole.
He thinks hisec mining makes EvE run. Blind to all evidence he spouts ignorant shit here because he can't EvE properly.
but of course you need me, if i were a highsec miner. just being against your code doesn´t mean i am one. your whole existance is build on that and if mining was only possible in low and null you would experience the meaning of elite pvp, not being able to hide behind your fallacy even requiring a "mining permit" from freighters. maybe highsec hauling should be removed too?Delete
maybe i am an idiot but you are still a dumbass ;)
Remove all hisec belts, stations, anoms/sites, and CONCORD!Delete
Make the whiney bitches fight or fuk off!
Why is there even a hisec? EvE is not a theme park mmo, we dont need carebears or protection.
WTF happened to "EvE is hard!"?
calm down gankerDelete
626 learn to EvE please, our miners mine all day in null and low. They do it in non-afk fleets because we treat EvE as an MMO. Removing hisec miners would just mean more income for us.Delete
So we send James some isk occasionally, just to let hisec miner trash know we don't respect them. No one respects you, and yes, you are a hisec miner. No one else cares enough to whine like you people.
This miner spouts racist, anti-gay, and anti-female language, and unironically calls our Agent a Carebear. He briefly pauses to paint himself as new and defenseless and concerned about CCP's subscription revenues, before upping the ante by issuing real life threats and deathwishes. The finale is accusing the agent who just single-handedly bested him in PvP of having no talent.ReplyDelete
Miners truly are strange beasts. It's a good thing Agents like Myevil Gankalt are here to provide a firm guiding hand.
For the Highsec carebear, Up is Down and Down is Up; the topsy-turvy world of the inveterate liar.Delete
Why does EvE attract this kind of trash? He wishes RL violence over pvp on a pvp game.Delete
Time to remove hisec, for the good of the community.
"Do people really shoot each other in the hands?"ReplyDelete
This is so fun! What a great idea. Also I love how authentic you seem to be. Your style and passion for blogging is contagious. Thank you for sharing your life!ReplyDelete