Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Mining Rots Your Brain

There are so many different ways to enforce the Code in highsec. Our Agents are constantly developing and refining new methods.


Agent Alt 00, for example, is a master of quoting MinerBumping posts and then using ganks as an exclamation point.


Our Agent made a surprise inspection of the Tarta system, which is located in the Genesis region. The place was quickly whipped into shape.


It's pretty tough for a miner to claim ignorance these days. If the local window in your system looked like this, wouldn't you know that you needed to do something?


Miner Thyr Tarse piped up to voice what looked like some sort of complaint. Our Agent knew just what he needed.


Thyr should've transferred 10 million isk to Alt 00's account. Obviously, something had gone wrong here.


...But it took time for our Agent to realize just how wrong.


Alt 00 was alarmed. She offered to give the miner any assistance he may have needed, but only more confusion followed.


Our Agent diagnosed the miner's ills. It was a case of chronic bot-aspirancy. In layman's terms, too much mining rots your brain.


Local chat steadily filled with line after line of nonsense. Some of what Thyr said appeared to be related in some way to the Code, but there was also plenty of disconnected gibberish.


Alt 00 stepped away to see if she could summon reinforcements.


Alt 00 resumed ganking as nearby Agents arrived in the system. The bot-aspirant miner was somewhat responsive, but still malfunctioning.


Sadly, the miner couldn't be reached. Not this time, anyway. Alt 00's patrol was ending, so she asked Agent Malon Kreed to check on the system while she was away. A few hours later, Malon returned to see if Thyr had calmed down.


To his astonishment, Malon discovered that Thyr hadn't stopped talking--apparently to himself.


Normally, one would expect that a jolt of emergent gameplay might be enough to shock a miner out of his bot-aspirant routines. Thyr Tarse has been ganked a number of times, with no result. There is little hope for a miner in this condition. But in the New Order of Highsec, a little hope is hope enough. As the Order's motto states: No miner left behind.

46 comments:

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  2. -::BREAKING NEWS::-
    June 28, 2016
    Instanbul, Turkey: A fleet of CODEdot agents flew their catalysts into the Ataturk International Airport in Instanbul, Turkey, and shot the place up using antimatter bolts. Currently, 41 people have been confirmed dead with over 150 injured. CONCORD responded quickly to the incident and destroyed the attacking catalysts. A known New Order gank scout, Wolf Soprano, was seen inside the airport and was quickly apprehended. In the subsequent interrogation, Wolf claims that "James 315 owns planet Earth and everyone at the airport lacked a mining permit." Additionally, Wolf claimed that "I just saw people either standing around or sitting, reading a book, or messing with their phones. They were not paying attention to their surroundings as required by the code. So, I called in the strike."

    Furthermore, a code observer who goes by the name Bowel Movement was seen running around the airport during the attack, with was appeared to be fecal matter running down his pant legs. Several individuals complained about the unholy aroma that emminated from him. As Bowel Movement was running around, he was proclaiming that "James 315 is the Second Coming for New Eden and that all sinners shall be punished by the rightous fire spraying out of his glowing ass." Bowel Movement is currently in custody undergoing psychiatric evaluation.

    Several members of the code strike team were either captured or killed. Authorities have stated that those that were captured will be subjected to enhanced interrogation techniques to extract any and all information about the current whereabouts of James 315. Government prosecutors have stated that they will seek the death penalty for those involved.

    BM.

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    1. BM - you really do need help son.

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    2. wow BM, that´s really low.
      hate the code if you like but leave current affairs like those and of this magnitude out please.

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    3. Very creative writing BM. A for effort.

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    4. Would be reallllllly scary if The CODE was an actual law in real life.

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    5. Thank god it's only a video game right BM? Riiiigggghhhhttttt?

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    6. Remember BM mining and reading these forums rots your brain.

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    7. Thats just Davey trying to shock. He really is the greatest shitter. Or maybe i mean biggest.

      I'ma bait him into shitposting, wait, James already did that.

      CODE Wins! Always!

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    8. "antigankers kill minors"

      And the english language!

      Bunch of fuking third world poors. XD

      CODE Wins! Always!

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    9. Beautiful shitposting replies regarding not seperating gaming and real life. Well done CODE agents. Inspirational to all of EvE and human kind. As always your stooping to the lowest pond scum levels is highly desirable.

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    10. And there's my fanboy at 8:56, right on schedule. How predictable. I see you post the same crap all over these forums. I have come to the conclusion that you are a very sad and angry individual who has never experienced the joy of being with a woman. Furthermore, I am not Davey. I am someone else, who is a lot closer than you think.

      Anon 6:52: Yes, this is a game.
      Anon 6:57: Actually, ganking people and reading these forums rot your brain.

      So, to all of you. Thank you for responding. The troll has been fed and is quite happy.

      BM.

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    11. Daveyanon tried hard, but failed again.

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    12. Is that the writing style you used for your compsci thesis Daveyanon?

      How could CODE not win with enemies like Daveyanon and the kid killer ad guy? Throw pip winger in there and you have a trifecta of fail.

      Always!

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    13. And here we have my Anon 2:21 fanboy who actually thinks that I care about what he says but in reality, I actually look forward to his posts so that I can laugh at him.

      Between you, Wolf Soprano, and Bowel Movement, code has a trifecta of sociopaths/psychopaths to drag it down into the sewer. The stench emanating from the code camp is so foul, I doubt that Jimmy Boy 315 himself, even with his glowing ass, can clear the air.

      BM.

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    14. CODE agent: I seriously hope you would rather kill yourself than a child.

      Anti ganker: then*

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    15. What do you expect from a tween? A tween that has no friends, and parents that are most likely drunks and abusers? You get a BM... so sad. Such a pathetic, meaningless life. Seek help lad, seek help.

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  3. WOW Making fun of someone whos primary language isn't English. Very cool. Just a bunch of cool code kids. coooool.

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    1. I think it unlikely his primary language originated anywhere in the known universe. He is, perhaps, unhinged.

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  4. you know what they say - code kills miners, antigankers kill minors.

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    1. Loyalanon shitposting winning hearts and minds. Role model for all CODE members. This is what CODE is all about. Stooping to the lowest possible! Glad he is still playing EvE with us under loyal anon. Thanks for not quitting after being banned and ridiculed by the whole community. A true forum warrior. Something we all want to be. Thank you again for being an inspiration to all new CODE members. Thank you Thank you! Great two posts by you underneath this one as well. Truly inspirational!

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    2. Anon 9:36: LOL. Think he'll actually get it or will it go over his head?

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    3. Thats a lot of anon salt. Good job failanon, Davey has trained you well.

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    4. The greatest part about all of this is theres nothing you can do besides whine anonymously about it XD XD

      xdddddd

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    5. Am I the only one who has never scene a CODE agent in local. Wow, I though you guys were supposed to be good at this. 2 years I have gone without seeing a single code adent in my home system.

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    6. *seen *agent

      but yet you know enough to come here and whine on the comments XD

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    7. Well where else should I voice my concerns?

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  5. Whats missing from AG?
    Just the F.

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  6. Did you hear about the AG that killed their kid then himself? WTF is that all about?
    Talk about helpless targets....

    Fuk the AG!

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    1. In all seriousness, that happened awhile ago. I am not sure what it was about, but he had issues that where way beyond the game. Being a member of AG was incidental. Something else was going on in his life. Then, our resident sociopath, Loyalanon/Loyal Anon/Wolf Soprano, actually thinks it is funny and trolled the B4R channel and got himself permabanned from the game (at least his Loyalamoron toon).

      BM.

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    2. Nice lies Daveyanon. How long till you AN HERO? Don't forget to take your kids with you, we don't need their defective genes either.

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    3. I don't even need to troll about it. ill let you and the rest of AG try to justify how upset he got over a video game that he killed himself AND his infant child.

      ag fails again

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    4. So how does ag excuse shooting someone that cannot shoot back?
      Maybe that kid shoulda bougbt a permit?

      Yo EazyE what you say?
      Fuk the ag! O/

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    5. I see that my fanboy 10:21 is following me everywhere on the forums. Not lies, fact. Just because YOU are too stupid to see it isn't my problem. Mentally, I am just fine, my kids are to. So sorry to disappoint you, but my genes are being spread in the pool far and wide.

      Actually, Wolf, you did troll about it, and got permabanned for it. It's a matter of fact Wolf...Oh, that's right, I forgot...you're a sociopath and a psychopath who has trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality...I think the medical term for that is schizophrenia. How have the mighty have fallen...going from #1 to a zero in a few words. What a shame for you....BBBWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You'll never live that one down, never.

      BM.

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    6. BM is right. Now all you have left is your forum shitposting to excite me. You do it all for me yo. Type your harsh words and show me how much you excel at being mentally unhinged. Love seeing you deteriorate. <3

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  7. In Thyr's case, I really have to wonder if mining rotted his brain, or if he was drawn to mining because it had already rotted. Surreal and a bit scary.

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    1. Nothing new or suprising to someone who has ganked for a while.
      All carebears act like that, to different extremes yes, but everything carebears say is non coherent anyway.
      Even when you can decipher their intentions, everything they say is shit.

      But as to what you were wondering Kevan, I would guess they must have defective brains before starting a mining career. Otherwise they would be playing correctly like non-carebears.

      Yea, they are most assuredly retarded before they start mining. Quite a handy little diagnostic tool there, if you encounter a hisec miner, assume mental handicap and troll accordimgly.

      Proof? Why our favorite shitter, Butthurt MINER, is obviously of diminished capacity. I mean, have you actually ever seen an intelligent carebear?

      Me either.

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    2. So you like beating on the marginalized in our society bro? Do you like punching or kicking babies? Throwing elderly down steps of stairs? Using crack cocaine or meth as your nose candy? Then it sounds like you have been ganking with Code for a while then.

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  8. That was some major google tranalate fail! Does AG run google now?

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  9. Not a kid killerJune 30, 2016 at 2:26 AM

    Fuk da ag!
    Powah to real EvE playaz!
    Fuk da kid slayaz!
    Fuk da ag!

    Sik rymez yo!

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  10. Looks like there is nothing we can do to help wolf soprano/ loyal anon. Looks like we are watching a slow deterioration of his poor mind. If only he had friends that tried to steer him away this angry path he is heading down. This is what happens when you do Crack... Errr I mean the CODE for too long. It melts your brain. I only expect it to get worse without a caring bunch of non code members to help him out of this mess.

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    1. Loyalanon stop the code crack yo.

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  11. Looks like wolf soprano aka loyal anon has been mining because his brain is rotted beyond repair. Just confirms why the EvE community banned you and made you a zero.

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  12. So many tears over a video game. LMFAO

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  13. Cause "Butthurt Miner" is TOTES FUR REALZ not a codedot shit-posting alt. Literally. But nahs. Everyone reply to the obvious bait.

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  14. The miners talking sounds like a beautiful cut up/dada to me.
    Maybe it's some literature/art student trying some stuff out?

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