The New Order's unbroken string of victories is impressive--indeed, it's unprecedented in the history of EVE. Equally impressive is the ability of our Agents to remain modest in the midst of it all. You'd think their constant success and immense fame would go to their heads. Instead, they remain humble, down-to-earth, and always helpful to any EVE player in need. Bravo!
Speaking of victories, here's just a sample of our victories from the week of July 10th @ 00:00 EVEtime through July 16th @ 23:59 EVEtime. Enjoy.
Tygoka had it all: A questionable fit, a questionable corp name, and a highly questionable attempt to breach Uedama security. Agents Jayson Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joel Kusion, Amelia Maori, Jason Kusion, Erminlinda Maori, Gerlind Maori, Grimhilt Maori, Theudelinda Maori, Gertrud Maori, Ermingard Maori, Avila Maori, Adelina Maori, and Adela Maori took him down. When the Kusion family and the Maori family get together, magical things happen.
The freighter pilot claimed to be an alt of someone and vowed revenge. Said revenge is already quite late in arriving, if it ever does.
Next, a few kills with a common theme. Late last week, Tolean Sauren was caught by Agents Mildron Klinker and Molly Klinker. And to think, they nearly skipped the Ommare system! It was fate. The Hulk pilot lost his trio of ORE Strip miners.
Scratch two more ORE Strip Miners. Carmesin Phoenix's capacitor tank couldn't hold up to the combined firepower of Agents SiVIsPacem ParaBellum and Snigie Audanie. And another group of Agents downed a second double-ORE Strip Miner Mackinaw this week.
Nicotin3 learned to her horror that even a Skiff isn't safe when equipped with an illegal ORE Strip Miner. Weighing in at nearly 900 million isk, the decadent Skiff was doomed from the moment it undocked. A joint operation between the New Order and Miniluv targeted permit-less Skiff pilots this week. Nicotin3 was caught in the net by Agents BAE B BLUE, Nullus Modus, Archibald Fizzleblade, Hermann Fizzleblade, Jack Fizzleblade, Aini Flowerchild, BAE B PEW, Franz Fizzleblade, SynthiaGreey, Lawrence Lawton, Jasper Esper, Whitney Wooberg, Alexis Grixis, Sigmund Jund, and James Poddington.
Thomel thought his 3.4 billion isk Bowhead and cargo were invincible, so he moved down to Uedama to challenge the law. But there's only so much invincibility to go around, and our Agents have a monopoly on it. Agents Joel Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Winnie Po0h, Adelina Maori, Amelia Maori, Avila Maori, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jason Kusion, Justin Kusion, Ermingard Maori, Jake Kusion, Adela Maori, Erminlinda Maori, Joseph Kusion, Theudelinda Maori, Jayden Kusion, Gerlind Maori, Gertrud Maori, Grimhilt Maori, and Jayson Kusion tore through the Bowhead, no doubt aided by the fact that it contained no lowslots whatsoever.
It did, however, have a lot of contraband.
The Bowhead was carrying a number of Skiffs and other mining ships, all decked out and ready for an illegal mining operation. Miners, you should spend your time and money on getting permits instead.
No matter how much progress we see in highsec, it seems there's always a few stragglers who don't want to take part. Jolie Croft was autopiloting in a shuttle. Didn't she know this is 2016? If not, Agent Eva Mavas reminded her.
2.6 billion isk in implants went up in flames. Maybe this will help Jolie join the future with the rest of us.