Sunday, February 19, 2017

Kills of the Week

Fact and fiction, truth and falsehood. How to tell the difference? When we remember that the CODE always wins (always), it's pretty easy. However, for those who have yet to embrace the Code, things get murky, and it's easy to be led astray. And that inevitably brings them great disappointment and heartbreak--repeatedly, if they're not careful. We'll be seeing a demonstration of that later, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. From the week of February 12th @ 00:00 EVEtime through February 18th @ 23:59 EVEtime:



You'd think a jump freighter, with all of its EHP and jump drive capability, would be ungankable. Perhaps it would be, if not for human error. Or should we say bot-aspirant error? Asmodean Ishamael went AWOL at the helm, only to be obliterated by Agents Yojiro, Jet Set Milly, Dewzer Eyre, Franz Fizzleblade, Unfit ForDoody, Ayatola Whoami, Gea Stormbound, Gottfried Fizzleblade, Hermann Fizzleblade, Yasashi konma, dAbOsSlAdY77, Karl Friedrich Fizzleblade, Hagen Fizzleblade, Sertan Chakaid, Emergent Gameplay, Jason Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, and Bubby Isimazu.



What do you do if you have seven and a half billion isk worth of cargo, but you don't want all the hitpoints and cargo space that a freighter offers? Kosmokula thought she had the answer: Grab an Occator and head straight for Uedama. There she was ganked by Agents Jackson Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joel Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, and Johnathan Kusion. If Kosmokula was expecting something else from the Kusion family, she gravely misjudged them. I wonder how many other carebears would make the same mistake? It's an interesting thought to ponder--hold onto it, dear reader.


Kosmokula was carrying a bunch of tech III ships and equipment. I've never fallen in love with the T3's, I'll be very honest with you.



apok Thellere committed a terrible crime with his Thorax. Perhaps he thought that he could disguise himself as an Anti-Ganker by mining with a combat ship. Among other problems with that plan: Agent Snigie Audanie isn't afraid of Anti-Gankers. If anything, combat vessels in asteroid belts are more likely to be ganked.



"Buy a skiff," says the rebel miner. "The gankers can't kill you if you're in a Skiff." Tervy DosAmigos took them at their word. But a Skiff hull, on its own, offers a miner no protection. He must learn how to properly fit the Skiff, and he must also get a mining permit. Only then may he mine with confidence. Agents Fate and Destiny, Zopiclone, and Never Gonna SeeGrandKids came across Tervy and scratched one more Skiff from highsec.



Ares Phalanx fancied herself a highsec two-face. Unfortunately, one who is a Gallant in the mids but a Goofus in the lows and rigs is really just a Goofus. Agents Tax Collector Richard, Taxman Daniel, and Tax Collector Discotime had no choice but to stop Ares' ship and subject it to a violent inspection.


As expected, unlicensed mining equipment (including a Hulk!) was found in the wreckage of Ares' ship. There was also a library of skillbooks, but not a single copy of the Code. Bad priorities.



Eraklea Delphine had a 7.6 billion isk vessel with the flimsiest of tanks. It was her Capsule, which she didn't even bother to clothe with a shuttle. Eraklea went AFK and autopiloted her decadent pod through Niarja and was no doubt completely shocked that it didn't get through safely. In no time at all, Agent ST0NER SMURF was EVEmailing the carebear a termination notice.


Protip: Don't inject Ascendancy implants unless you want to find yourself on the next Kills of the Week post.

33 comments:

  1. Zopiclone, Kusions, surely code´s finest at work ;P

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  2. Well thanks goodness nobody believed the Kusion Code dead claptrap you guys kept trying to push.

    If Burn Jita gets postponed it's only because they can't find pilots. Period. Oh and they suck bantha balls.

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    1. So much time and energy wasted on that ruse. Think of all the miners and freighters you failed to kill during that time.

      Looks like Code is failing really hard right now. XD XD

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    2. yeah... seems made up.

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    3. Please, the ag channels were awash in the salty tears of a "community" that is so incapable of victory that you lilly livered cunts were desperately trying to taking credit for the "end of CODE".

      The desperation was overpowering, I felt something like pity for you weak bitches. Now I feel only disdain for your kind.

      Get a permit, get in line, get rekt, or get the fuck out, miners.

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  3. this 500b theft is a big ass lie

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    1. So it only took ag like what 24hrs or more to slowly realise what the rest of us saw as truth from the very beginning?

      high sec Failitia.

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    2. lol, what are you even talking about? Did you read any of the comments in the reddit posts? We thought it was hillarious, *if true*.
      We are talking about EvE right. Not WOW? You might be talking about WoW I heard they have gankers there too. I wouldn't know tho, enlighten me.

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    3. Calm down extortionist.

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    4. 1050 triggered so hard. That's got to be pedojedus, you blubbering bitches were almost crying in ag chans you were so happy that "something" was done to CODE.
      Funny how the only "victories" that ag ever gets to celebrate are the one CODE manufactures for you.

      ag should get a permit and get rekt, useless crappers.

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    5. Why are they faking their own kills? Maybe just for fake blogs.

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  4. So many miners were linking those reddit posts. They desperately want to hear that Goons and CODE. are failing and that "good" is prevailing. They'll never understand that we are the good guys, so we continually remind them of their place at the bottom of the EVE hierarchy.

    Excellent Kills of The Week! Looking forward to some spectacular ones new week.

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    1. Funny how you can troll and grief other people but you cant get griefed yourself. Thats pathetic!

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    2. You can't troll the Code, you salty miner.

      Get a permit or get rekt.

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    3. Its interesting all these comments are form your own group. False publicity.

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  5. I just want to say it's real cute the way TNT had to hire some noob to kill Codex Biovector. And it took 5:22 lol to kill a pve fit scanning stratios! Jayd is so bad he is probaly a TNT alt any way.

    I am here to let you people know that Codex is basically a good guy that tries to hell new players like me. He is using all his knowledge from his BOB days to heroicly fight off some of the worst people in game. This is not me crying about gankers, its about one person or a few trying to harass a basically good player. They use hate speach and propoganda to fix screenshots and try to turn others against Codex and myself, a totally different player!

    Our friend Ravenoth Alduin has disappeared and it looks like TNT has ccp friends that new players dont have.

    Its cute though that you gankers all stick together and wont listen to logic. Your friends are making you look like burger flipping retardes. I you people don't let new players play in piece eve will keep dieing. Why does ccp allow stronger players to harass players that are just keeping tk themselves?
    Since anything goes on a third party site, FUCK ALL GANKERS!!!
    thats rigbt you can kiss my ass and all other new players that have the right to play eve in piece!
    You can call it tears or salt or whatever, I know Codex is basically a good guy that helps noobs.

    Fly safe
    Lori Strix, independant player not an alt.

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    1. You can message Lori Strix or Codex Biovector in game for info on his stream and for the real facts.

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    2. Codex Biovector is the most vociferous loudmouth in recent memory. He went out of his way to bait every ganker he could find including trolling this blog. He was most certainly not keeping to himself.

      If you recognized that gankers are strong and you are weak then it is time to purchase your mining permit. EVE is a game of power, so mewling about your inability to defend yourself is only going to make it worse.

      Anti-gankers cannot be reasoned with. They strive for nothing less than the conversion of Highsec into a risk-free theme park which would be the end of EVE as we know it. That's not what CCP wants. Stop trying to kill the game we love just because you are bad.

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    3. Kill: Codex Biovector Stratios)
      https://zkillboard.com/kill/59988472/

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    4. https://evewho.com/pilot/Codex%20Biovector/

      Holy shit Kotex, why you shit up eve who so bad?
      Oh yea, you a shitter.

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    5. They call him Kotex.February 20, 2017 at 5:22 AM

      Peace not piece.
      Retards not retardes.
      Propaganda not propoganda.
      Too much other crap to list.

      Lori has got to be another Kotex BioIPchecker alt, all the same bad grammar.

      Hey Kotex, if you really want to save EvE, pod yourself.

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    6. Interesting you guys send me mail to think link. Sonny Chavez why are you pretending to be others? I get that your mad. I get your trying to troll. But for 4 weeks of your trolling and your still a failure :D Be mad, its alright. ;)

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    7. 231 are you Codex, and have you been drinking or taking narcotics, or both?

      I'm sure you will be posting under another alt when the next post is up.

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  6. Wow. Antigankers are failing INCREDIBLY hard this week XD XD XD

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  7. CODE scum! AG will kill you all!

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    1. Be silent in the presence of your social and genetic superiors, and get a permit miner.

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    2. When?
      When will ag do anything other than cry and bitch and petition innocent players?

      Tomorrow? Next week maybe?

      How long has it been now since ag started preaching about being right and ending suicide ganking? A few years at least yea?

      So if you ag PHags are gonna do something, could you do it before EvE dies? This decade maybe?

      I'm sure you heros have a bag full of weak excuses for your daily failures. What can you expect from a bunch of Kalynn followers.

      Don't you ag idiots have some family to abuse? Leave EvE to people that are mentally capable of handling the game as designed

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  8. Have the AG celebrations stopped already??? XD XD XD idiots.

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  9. But where oh where is Ming?

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  10. 500 bil got you boys all worked up! So many ganker tears! lol!

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    1. They got anti-ganked by one of their own you know. Very hard too.

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  11. Missing the actual kill of the week: Code's wallet. Idiot peasants lol.

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