Thursday, February 2, 2017

The Miner He Saved, Part 1


DizzyDy tanked up her Covetor--which is like putting tank on a piece of tissue paper. It was easily destroyed by Agent Damien Oxytocin. Eliminating DizzyDy's self-destructive beliefs and behaviors would be a much bigger challenge, though.
Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:53
To: Damien Oxytocin,

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
When DizzyDy finally returned to her keyboard, she misused it to send Agent Damien a discouraging EVEmail. He had his work cut out for him.
Re: New Order Law Violation
From: Damien Oxytocin
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:55
To: DizzyDy,

Wow, citizen, take a step back, take a deep breath and please for the love of James 315, remove your finger from the "Shift button". I have only shown respect to you in my mail, and will continue to do so. I am simply doing my work and I ask that you respect me as an individual even if you do not agree with my vocation.

Now, please go read The Code and please buy your permit.

Thank you for complying,
Damien Oxytocin,
Knight of the New Order
Some rebels and skeptics accuse our Agents of using provocative EVEmails to inflame the passions of otherwise mild-mannered carebears. But as you can see here, nothing could be further from the truth. I wonder how much worse the carebears would behave if our Agents didn't tell them to calm down!
Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:56
To: Damien Oxytocin,

Suck my dick, im not sending you the fucking isk
The miner refused to buy a permit, instead sending our Agent an indecent counter-proposal.
Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:57
To: Damien Oxytocin,

How about this. Get a life and leave me alone..
So far, the miner was unreceptive to the Code. Yet it was obvious to Damien that she needed the Code badly. Happy, satisfied miners aren't so sullen.
Re: New Order Law Violation
From: Damien Oxytocin
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:58
To: DizzyDy,

But sir,

I do have a life, you may even peek on it over on https://www.twitch.tv/diphoration where a lot of law abiding citizen are witnessing your inapropriate responses. Please for the love of our Saviour, take a short break, and think things through.

Damien Oxytocin,
Knight of the New Order
Our Agent acted once more as the voice of reason.
Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:59
To: Damien Oxytocin,

God isnt real. I dont really care who sees what, All you can fuck off.
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Re: New Order Law Violation
From: Damien Oxytocin
Sent: 2016.11.15 02:03
To: DizzyDy,

You are entitled to your own belief, but I am talking here about a real capsuleer that goes by the name of James 315 and that created The Code.
Now it was time for the ultimate test. By invoking my name, Agent Damien was sure to uncover the true nature of the carebear.
Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 02:06
To: Damien Oxytocin,

Oh you mean that pussy who hides in a NPC corp.. yeah fuck off.
The results were disappointing. Despite the fact that I've been in player corporations for the past four years, DizzyDy reverted to an old rebel propaganda talking point.
Re: New Order Law Violation
From: Damien Oxytocin
Sent: 2016.11.15 02:08
To: DizzyDy,

I think you are looking at the wrong person, James 315 isn't in an NPC corp, he's head of the CODE. alliance...
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Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 02:16
To: Damien Oxytocin,

Come try again
Bot-aspirants wonder why everyone treats them like they're pathetic. They resent it, because they mistake pity for malice.


In an act of self-mutilation, DizzyDy branded herself as an anti-Code miner. Even so, Agent Damien Oxytocin was absolutely committed to his mission. If he couldn't rescue DizzyDy (yet), he would find another miner to help.

To be continued...

20 comments:

  1. that's one mad bio

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  2. Those who lose the least, cry the most. This proves it beyond doubt.

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  3. Gankers are failing real hard right now!!!!111!!!!!1!1!

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    1. Your tears are succeeding though. you must be really upset XD

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    2. I wish I was still playing EVE!!! XD XD XD

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    4. What's wrong fake wolfie? Truth hurts?

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    5. All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you all managed to find the money to hire a professional gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more off ya. Because you clearly haven't got the message! This is my town! I'm in charge of everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies.

      Your gunfighter's dead.....

      Old news....

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  4. Why didn't antigankers stop the gank? oh that's right. they were failing non-stop daily.

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  5. anti ganking has no capsFebruary 2, 2017 at 10:13 PM

    Greeting Fake Wolf Anons. And welcome to the Pandemic Horde anti ganking militia. Your posts show you have what it takes to be a real PHag. BOB knows you post like one.
    Good job kip winger, you and cotex bioPHag are going to have a great time "serving" together.

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  6. Seen a lot of bot-aspirants lazing around the Khanid system recently.

    Hope you can spread your influence to cover them all!

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    1. Thanks for the tip. It was all clear a few months ago but Code enforcement is a lot like gardening: The weeds need to be regularly picked out.

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  7. The real Codex BiovectorFebruary 3, 2017 at 2:27 PM

    For the last time! Im not scared or mad or salty, I am just trying to tell the facts about these TNT alts!

    I think its cute the way they use my name all day and try to troll me lol they must have a huge hard on for me lol!

    All I have ever tried to do was help newbies! Lol these idiots are to basic to insult me! I never get mad over fat burger flippers that cant fist fight and have no life outside game lol! And its cute the way they try to hunt me down but can never find me!

    I am concerned for their mentel state lol. I hope no one finds your IPs and visits you late at night! You should learn to hide your IP idiots, its so basic to do and only a Danish person would be to stupid to learn.

    Do you idiots know how easy it is for a detective to find who you are if I file a complaint in my jurysdicsion? LOL! You idiots dont realize that after the charges are filed that the case becomes public informatiin, lol. Thats when someone that was a mad enough over cyberbullying could find your real information. Lol!
    Thus is just me trying to help you, unlike the fake help those fail gankers lie about.

    It is cute the way you are all being trolled by some trolley person in your group thats trying to make me look bad lol. Like how I made those gankers look bad on my stream for hours. :D thats why they are mad at me lol :D XD

    I never get mad over retrads in a video game. I do think its sad that TNT cant stop tryign to troll me but they troll is to weak lol. The insults are to basic to make me mad, try harder gankers!

    I saw the karma player decided to get in on the act. So sad that CODE people want to be linked to TNT lol. If CoDE were smart they would keep clear of this TNT issue. It would be sad if something happened to anyone over some cyber bully trying to fail troll!

    You should not be fooled so easy, if you want to know the truth you can ask the real Codex Biovector character in game. I am usually busy with my por series titanfall 2 stream so just mail me and i will check you out, sorry but I know all about Eve politicks and I dont trust without researching people first. So there's no reason for any TNT alts to try and enfiltrate me lol. Loosers!

    Fly safe,

    Code

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    1. Wall of text neatly divided in paragraphs! I approve!

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    2. What are you trying to say? No, really. What?

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  8. But where oh where is Ming?

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  9. More dribble and no action again from bioipchecker. I would love for you to back up your words. Everytime i gank a miner in hagekan i get no resistance.

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