Sunday, June 11, 2017

Kills of the Week

The week of June 4th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 10th @ 23:59 EVEtime was a smashing success for the New Order. I mean that literally: Dozens of freighters were smashed.


Who knew Uedama could be so dangerous? Apparently not any of those guys.



The Niarja pipe also got some love. Mr Basic's triple-anti-tanked 12.7 billion isk jump freighter went on autopilot and ran into a massive blob of gankers. Mr Basic was too AFK to to activate his jump drive, which had plenty of fuel. Soon Mr Basic was trading his ship and cargo for content, courtesy of the New Order.

Kudos to the gank fleet, which included no fewer than 32 members of the mighty CODE. alliance--an impressive showing: Agents reaper Shardani, Jack Fizzleblade, Mildron Klinker, karma balancer, Aaaarrgg, Sex K1tten, Milkmypigeon, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Hermann Fizzleblade, Australian Excellence, uninstall 05, uninstall 01, uninstall 03, uninstall 02, uninstall 04, GR13Fy, Trump The King, Tax Collector Stroheim, Archibald Fizzleblade, Taxman Daniel, Pod Destroyer Molly, Lichelle Marie, Tax Collector Max, Mosquito Bites, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Aruka, Molly Klinker, Tax Collector Hill, Booka Shade, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Sherri Rozei, Tax Collector Richard, Tawny Rozei, Tax Collector HongMei, Ruby Rozei, Tax Collector Kittens, Lillie Naari, and Millaya Yatolila.



The rebels always told Bantu Rollard that Skiffs are gank-proof, so he blinged up and didn't bother to get a permit. This is why smart miners get their news from MinerBumping and not from random carebears. Bantu lost his 1.1 billion isk Skiff to Agents Mack Poddington, Hrothgar Nilsson, James Poddington, Skiff Poddington, Hulk Poddington, Dank Killz, and Lawrence Lawton.

I know what you're thinking, dear reader: "That scumbag had two ORE Strip Miners? What a Goofus!" But I encourage everyone not to judge Bantu so quickly. In fact, the scumbag had two ORE Ice Harvesters.

What a Goofus!



Tommy Sepero couldn't afford to lose a 4 billion isk freighter, so he lost a 4 billion isk Deep Space Transport instead. (This is the new meta for some bot-aspirants, apparently.) Tommy autopiloted through Uedama, where a fleet of good guys was already assembling: Agents Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri, Mosquito Bites, Narl' Amhar, MeinHerzBrennt, IchWill, MeinTeil, DuRiechstSoGut, Sherri Rozei, Trump The King, Tawny Rozei, Votre Dieu, Sonne, Lillie Naari, OhneDich, and Dank Killz.


CCP creates engineering complexes; we create content.



Though CCP has often taken steps to protect the carebears from themselves, there's still room for our Agents to exercise creativity. Clacker McDucky got into a fight with Agent Krig Povelli, who somehow figured out a way to trick Clacker into CONCORDing his Rattlesnake. Agent Bladewise got in on the action, too. If you're wondering what Clacker's reaction was to getting CONCORDed, I suspect his character portrait offers a reasonable guess.



Obviously CCP needs to buff suicide ganking. Gwynddolynn tried to gank Agent Krig Povelli's Proteus, but he was able to tank Gwynddolynn's Orca's attack drones until CONCORD arrived. Now, I'm sure many of you will wonder how Krig managed to pull all of this off. Luckily, he explained everything in the MinerBumping channel:


There you have it.



cov3rt decided to take a trip to the New Order's ancestral homeland. He chose to autopilot in a shuttle, which is not how things are done in highsec anymore. Agent Sherri Rozei gave him a helpful reminder so he wouldn't embarrass himself.


Over 2.5 billion isk was destroyed. Another Agent followed up on Sherri's gank to ensure that the message was received:


Carebears these days. They've always got some excuse.

38 comments:

  1. Antigankers failing for ANOTHER week \o/ /o/ \o\

    didn't someone say the mighty Code alliance was dead??? doesn't look like it \0\ /0/ \0/ XD

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    1. Get a divorce fro your AG hubby already.

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    2. Yea they did say CODE was dead, but then again they have been saying it for what...5 years now?

      "They" are probably not the most reliable sources, I mean have you ever seen the ignorance posted in the ag chan? Daily.

      They also say normal players are sociopaths, then say they hope your female relatives are raped and tortured. So yea, they are not very trustworthy.

      They also scream "nazi" at everyone who plays properly, so it's hard to take them seriously.

      Their opinions are invalid due to severe mental issues.

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    3. Hey aren't you that guy who gave away like 50 billion ISK to another ganker? You are a mighty generous guy!

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    4. So there's a proper way to play a sandbox game now.

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    5. Still obsolete, wolf, you as wolf soprano

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  2. "Vaginas"
    This made my entire week x'D

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  3. Btw. You guys do a great job! I came back to Eve days ago and found CODE. agent flying fast to warp gate. "why did he jump before me?". I didnt undst. Read the agent profile (sorry, i dont remember who), found this page and lawofhighsec.com.

    I read, understood and accepted almost every topic, except 2E "Capsuleers are prohibited from autopiloting". Why? - i asked, after all there's an autopiloting tutorial for new players during "how to play"!

    I read The Code again. Then i figured out "autopilot" is the first symptom of bot-aspirant.

    I never autopiloted AFK, but i know why autopilot need to be discussed and disclosed. I learn how to manual piloting (at least, flying between solar systems, not combats) and still training my Minmatar char. Who knows? One day I would fly whith a Thrasher and hunt autopilots near warp gate, according minerbumping.com/2014/01/thrasing-and-vexing.html

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    1. Yeah work that shaft bitch.

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  4. Jim, are you suggesting by your chart that Goon Swarm is code?

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  5. I should poping reds like dad told me��

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    1. You should pop open some books. But he didn't tell you that huh?

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  6. You may not organize nor be a member of any corporation or group within EVE Online that is based on or advocates any anti-ethnic, anti-gay, anti-religious, racist, sexist or other hate-mongering philosophies

    You may not use “role-playing” as an excuse to violate these rules. While EVE Online is a persistent world, fantasy role-playing game, the claim of role-playing is not an acceptable defense for anti-social behavior. Role-playing is encouraged, but not at the expense of other player. You may not create or participate in a corporation or group that habitually violates this policy.

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    1. You heard the anon, we cannot join or support the ag community or the hsm. It looks like he's also talking about most highsec bot-aspirant shitters. These are the groups that "habitually violate" TOS policy and spread "anti-ethnic, anti-gay, anti-religious, racist, sexist or other hate-mongering philosophies".

      So if you are a part of that group of haters, you may want to reconsider your bad decisions before it's too late. Join highsec gankers and help protect EVE from the evil of ag and the hsm.

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    2. You may not organize nor be a member of any corporation or group within EVE Online that is based on or advocates any anti-ethnic, anti-gay, anti-religious, racist, sexist or other hate-mongering philosophies.

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    3. You may not impersonate or present yourself to be a representative of CCP or an EVE Online volunteer. You may not impersonate or falsely present yourself to be a representative of another player, group of players, character or NPC entity.

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  7. No kill mail on two pilots

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  8. I like Clacker McDucky's portrait. It's one of the better ones I've seen.

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  9. The biggest kill of the liberal dream of Trump being impeached, final blow James Comey

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    1. RL does not belong in this metagaming environment.

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    2. Anon 3:02 you should have told that to shardani

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    3. RL does not belong in this metagaming environment.

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  10. Remember guys and gals, don't hesitate to report every single highsec shitter that steps out of line and threatens any RL actions, or becomes verbally abusive over intended gameplay. It's our duty to help protect EVE, and the community, from violent offenders and those that think it's ok to ignore CCP's TOS.

    You will not only be helping normal players, you will be helping the criminals by getting them removed from a game that makes them lose control. By petitioning those that cannot control themselves, and are unable to obey the game rules, you are helping everyone concerned.

    Consider if someone had petitioned kalynn and got him banned when he first started talking about RL violence against innocent players, he would have been forced to step back and reevaluate his poor life choices. He may have even sought out help, the kind of help that would have kept him from ganking his kid. And his followers would have seen him for whay he really was, and maybe have made changes of their own.

    Think of all the wives and children you can help protect by getting a violent shitter banned before he is so far gone no one can reach him. Someone's mother/wife/child will thank you one day.

    They are easy to spot, these sociopaths. They accuse normal people of being 'nazzies', extortionists, and psychopaths, all while they threaten to perform acts of RL violence, or wish death and disease on your family, or try to get you banned for playing correctly.

    It's time the good people of EVE unite and stand firm against these terrorists. It's everyone's duty to have a gank alt, and use that alt to expose the hypocrisy and hatred of the ag community.

    Rise up citizens, not in anger, but as a determined front against highsec ag shitters and their hateful, violent actions. Gank them until they break, then report them when they resort to vulgarities and threats. Pod them until they realize that EVE is not the place for their kind. It's not only merciful, it's the right thing to do.

    It's the only way New Eden can live up to it's name.

    Praise James and pass the ammo!

    ;)



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    1. Then do it you little fucker and stop crying.

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  11. I have no idea what EVE Online is.........but if this website is any indication, it's for people who literally have no life and actually like living in their parents basement and flipping burgers.

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    1. Lol, "sythan" is Codex Biovector. I think we all remember him, he's the idiot that "never gets mad" and likes to troll himself to make others think someone is "out to get him". He likes to mke threats about "hacking your IP". Not sure what his particular problem is, but he definately has a thing for burger flipping.

      Nice try kotex. Where's your racist friend Ravenoth these days? Did you guys ever get anyone to watch that mining stream?

      Hey kotex, whats my IP?

      https://evewho.com/pilot/Codex+Biovector

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    2. Sythan13@gmail.com

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    3. I am the only Codex Biovector

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    4. The only things code is good at is insulting others and breaking their own rules. They should play WOW it fits with their delusions.

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  12. Anonymous 1:14 am Why don't you take a seat at the back of the bus with the other beta males and females.I think on the wall is an advertisement for WOW.

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    1. Yeah these guys take this RPing to new levels and make up their own rules, WOW would be a better game for them to live a fantasy.

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    2. Obviously you have been on this bus you speak of. I don't use public transportation

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    3. Your code is dying

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    4. You may not organize nor be a member of any corporation or group within EVE Online that is based on or advocates any anti-ethnic, anti-gay, anti-religious, racist, sexist or other hate-mongering philosophies

      You may not use “role-playing” as an excuse to violate these rules. While EVE Online is a persistent world, fantasy role-playing game, the claim of role-playing is not an acceptable defense for anti-social behavior. Role-playing is encouraged, but not at the expense of other player. You may not create or participate in a corporation or group that habitually violates this policy.

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