Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Venture of a Lifetime, Part 1


Belatucadnos UK hated being ganked, but not enough to change his evil ways.


In the exotic Essence region, our Agents patrolled the asteroid belts for unlicensed Ventures. Belatucadnos didn't buy a permit or even fully fit his ship, but he saw no problem in spending 26 million isk on a yield module. Nor did he learn much from being ganked: He lost a Venture with the exact same fit the day before--in the same system!


Belatucadnos pretended to be innocent. "I wasn't AFK, I was just..." He claimed that he wanted rookie help, but he showed disrespect to the Agent who was offering him true rookie help.


The miner condemned the phenomenon of "fucking homo's grouping together, following a stupid law as if it really matters." Otherwise known as civilization.


Belatucadnos raged at the brave men and women who enforced the Code, predicting a violent end for any Agent who met him. So far, though, every time he met an Agent, he lost a Venture.


Agent Shilliam Watner joined the conversation. It was he who had ganked Belatucadnos the day before. Shilliam was disappointed to observe the miner's lack of progress.


Clearly, the EVE tutorial had failed this miner. Agent Lewak made a vow: No one would be able to say he had failed the miner.


Belatucadnos ditched the "innocent new player" routine and picked up the "powerful combat alt" routine. His alt won PvP battles all the time. Unfortunately, he was unable to produce his alt's name.


Agent Shilliam put the whole system on notice, informing everyone in local that Belatucadnos was a repeat offender.


Our Agents provided the system with an opportunity to talk about the only subject that anyone in highsec really gets invested in: the New Order and its Code.


VsUK Cammack joined the fray. Shilliam strongly suspected the pro-carebear individual to be the alt of Belatucadnos.


The highsec population is divided into pro- and anti-Code factions. Over the years, the pro-Code faction has been growing stronger. People realize that we're on the right side of history.


The battle was joined. Would the hearts and minds of the Algogille system be won by the Code, or did the residents need to be repeatedly ganked before that happened?

To be continued...

39 comments:

  1. And yet another example of the code Nazis being told off by players who can see their fascist ways are not worth time nor effort to bow down to. Seems as though the code Nazi does not strike fear in the players as they once claimed.

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    1. A clever miner can avoid being forced to buy a permit. Fly cheaper ships that reduce the cost of replacement, or at least buff up with hardeners instead of bling up with expensive mining upgrades. There's always the highsec level systems from .7 to 1.0 miners can still go for ore, or mine in systems that have a low population.

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    2. Lol you are both idiots.

      Keep crying.

      And you all need to sub up, or you have no opinion. Silly shitters.
      ;)

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    3. Here we see yet another code Nazi convinced that everyone is crying, this delusion is persistent in the code Nazis mind, almost as if all he sees in the world are crying people.

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    4. People please! We are all shitters! We eat, we digest and we shit. I shit, you shit, we all shit for shit's sake.

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  2. James. I didn't notice the system (Algogille) until your final paragraph.

    My goodness, we're in for some (more) fun!

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  3. "Lewak: You have violated the Law Of Hi Sec. Make sure you are not commiting such criminal acts and no one will terminate your ships"

    Lies and bullshit. A permit is not an invulnerability cloak. Another player can come at any time and gank you. Proof CODE Agents are not to be trusted.

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    1. Why won't you help EVE by paying for a subscription? How big a shitter are you anyway?

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    2. Anonymous938, enough to ruin your day yet keep you coming back for more. HAW HAW HAW!

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    3. Because by law she does not have to.

      OOOPS did RL law just trump your law. TOO BAD.

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    4. Mining permit is not "an invulnerability cloak", you still have to follow the Code. As long as you follow the Code you will not be ganked. That is a fact. Can you prove that Agents are ganking miners who follow the Code?
      /Minx Mattel

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    5. Hey Minx, I didn't say Agents are ganking miners who follow the Code. I said other players (in general) can still gank you.

      As for having to follow the CODE, people can choose not to. Will there be consequences? Of course, I'm an expert on that. Look at my recent killmails.

      This is a sandbox, but how you handle the consequences is just as important as the decision you made that got you there.

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  4. Fun with Rob and James:)

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  5. woah antigankers cant even save a venture and expect to save freighters??? Delusional thinking XD XD XD

    never forget shardani

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    1. Wolf, I told you go to your room and take your anti-ganking pills

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    2. Wolf has become bot aspirant and her computer must be revoked. Always the same AG this failure that and of course shardani the RL event that took two lives, and code says they don't mix RL with game life. Liars all of them.

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  6. Ehnee poo wants to be a real boy when he grows up, but he's scared to sub.

    Why be an intentional leech?

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    1. Because it makes you rage and cry.

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    2. Because the game allows it ?

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    3. At the heart of Ehnea’s unwillingness to commit fully to EVE, is fear.

      The bravery of the Knights of the New Order shall be remembered by future generations, as they watch the last remaining rebels burning in space, during the final days of EVE.

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    4. Alt00 nailed it, Ehneepoo is scared. A chicken shitter.

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    5. Actually the chicken is very smart and brave

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    6. Because by law you cannot force someone to buy a subscription. Get educated.

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    7. No Alt00 its freedom of choice. Sheer will. What allows me to keep mining and coming back. Standing up to CODE despite the odds is not fear, its courage. Its also the way EVE is supposed to be played

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  7. Most of the anti-Code comments are posted by one extra salty carebear. Calm down miner! You resort to wild hyperbole because your your viewpoints are dubious and ill-conceived.
    That's a college-level burn!

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    1. I know, your mom just cant help herself. She concerned about your delusions.

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    2. The New Order has been absorbed by James, they no longer have free will or intelligence

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  8. Homophobic nazi Belatucadnos is repeatedly ganked, threatens RL violence, and squeals like a stuck pig.

    It is always a deeply spiritual experience to see such fascist vermin wiped out.

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    1. Yup, good thing we have an answer to the hisec shitter question.
      ;)

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    2. Yes and answer is, The New Order are the real shitters

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    3. Everyone with a foul mouth is not a part of code they are all pretenders and fakers who cant even join the code.

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  9. The miner condemned the phenomenon of "fucking homo's grouping together, following a stupid law as if it really matters." Otherwise known as civilization.
    #realtalk

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  10. It baffles me that carebears would be so ardently opposed to player-driven democracy in highsec. James 315 won the election by a landslide, get over it.

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    1. Jim never ran for office, therefore could not have been elected

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    2. Um no he didn't and its in his manifesto dumbass learn to read. He appointed himself, he doesn't even recognize current election saying he only recognizes The Mittani.
      Did you even read James' work?

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  11. I am truly curious as to why people who don't like PVP even sign up for EVE. There is no reason to pve in EVE unless you are bait.

    Dumbass carebears. Before any of you start crying about the sandbox or the depth of pve blah blah blah, it's all there just to make you a target. If PVP were not the intention of the game designers, carebears would have a safe place provided to them by CCP.

    HTFU shitters.

    At least the worst of them provide some grade A salt.

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    1. The New Order are the carebears, and you sir are the shitter.

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    2. Because the game is advertised as a sandbox where one can do as they want with little rules regulations or guidelines.

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    3. Obviously you know very little about PVE in EVE

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