Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Venture of a Lifetime, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... The Algogille system was in trouble. Help arrived in the form of Agents Lewak and Shilliam Watner, who tore through the Venture-infested asteroid belts with a vengeance. But no good deed goes unpunished: Fail-fit Venture pilot Belatucadnos UK retaliated by spouting propaganda in local.


Lewak tried to improve highsec the best way he knew how. For this, many hailed him as a hero. Others cursed him as a monster.


When Belatucadnos went silent, his mantle was picked up by VsUK Cammack. Our Agents suspected him of being Belatucadnos' alt. Perhaps the miner felt a character without a record of losing 27 million isk Ventures would have more credibility.


Agent Lewak never backs down from a fight. He verbally PvP'ed the miner with a Logic Cannon II.


A pattern developed. Each time an Algogille carebear lost the argument, he or another carebear would change the subject to try a new line of attack.


I have 79 billion isk in my wallet, yet I am poor--because I am a river to my people! Despite being poor, I feel like the richest man in the world, because of friendship, etc.


Lewak deftly torpedoed one carebear argument after another. The rebels acknowledged their defeats by repeatedly opening up new excuses for their poor behavior.


What VsUK saw as a weakness was actually an incredible strength of the New Order: Its ability to rescue its enemies and bring them to the right side of EVE.


After all, it's not for no reason that my name has become synonymous with mercy.


More miners erupted in local. While Lewak engaged the rebels in a debate, Agent Shilliam Watner was busy advancing the Code with antimatter.


Another satisfied customer:


Shilliam Watner located the Code violator in a nearby asteroid belt and summarily executed him.


With nowhere left to hide, VsUK took refuge in the last, desperate bastion of carebearism: The belief that the Code will destroy EVE by driving away subscribers and bankrupting CCP.


Lewak wouldn't allow the scurrilous charge to go unanswered. He stepped forward to defend the honour of the Code.

To be continued...

67 comments:

  1. While something it's happening, CODE. agents keep working at same time. THIS is a gameplay! THIS make the game alive! Amazing how the thing goes by.

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    1. Sure they do. No it isn't. No the game is not. And lastly no.

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  2. "He verbally PvP'ed the miner with a Logic Cannon II."

    Carebears can't even train the skills for that mod.

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    1. That's definitely not in the alpha skill set. Although it seems alphas start with Societal Leech V.

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    2. If your logic was taught by Eugene Fischer sure you would be correct.

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    3. Logic cannon II does not exist, try to use tangible items in your articles rather than symbolic ones. Makes more sense and paints a more vivid picture.

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    4. Anon1202 you need to google "tangible", friend. Then you would understand why we are laughing at you. Every item in game is intangible.

      You poor ignorant shitter, it must be hell living like that.

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    5. Carebear = code

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  3. Looks like more people are sharing the same sentiments that code is a fascist regime and too small and too full of themselves to really care about. The code is dying because they cannot stay relevant or hold up in debate that their ideals are like Nazism, James is not an elected official and is in fact impersonating one, the laws of the game are quite clear gank on high sec and you broke the law and will be terminated. None of the maps show code controlling any systems or sectors, and code skirts CCP game rules by using this website outside of the CCP jurisdiction so they can post names of victims and harass them without being banned.

    Just an FYI yeah currently there is debate going on that will make specified high sec areas gank free. The reason has been consistent, too many people complaining about code.

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    1. You need to learn what 'roleplay' is.

      You need to learn what naziism is.

      You need to learn what 'harassment' is.

      You need proof of the "debate" you mention about pvp-free areas.

      You need a permit.

      You need to calm dowm miner.


      Lol, another "EVE R Dieing" PHag with no argument.

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    2. Claims CODE is too small to care about, then also claims certain system will be made gank free because of CODE. Also constantly posts here, and claims to not care about CODE. Seems legit.

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    3. Stop calling people Jews!

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    4. code needs to be in small letters, they are after all insignificant

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    5. So true, did you hear less than 1%

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  4. Yep.. they blew up my Venture too, fortunately my loss was small and after watching 1.5 million isk worth of catalyst blow up, I returned to mining in an identically-fit ship straight from my vast Venture-filled hangar. I made up for my teeny loss after a few short minutes of afk-mining while I watched a Youtube video. (Sometimes I even read this blog while AFK mining... in fact I'm doing that right now!)

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    1. *sigh* typical carebear, only thinks in terms of isk equivalency. This is why you guys totally fail at EvE.

      Agents of the New Order are eligible to have their gank ships fully reimbursed by the CODE. alliance. There are many many rich benefactors in EvE who donate to the cause so the Code can be enforced throughout James 315 high sec space.

      So there was no loss suffered by the agent, only by you for mining illegally. I would strongly suggest you purchase a permit and follow the Code.

      Those 'teeny losses' do add up mighty quick my friend & knowing how you carebears freak out over the thought of lost isk, a permit will save you all those sleepless nights you're going to spend in a cold sweat worrying about your rapidly slimming wallet.

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    2. Anon444 is just another lying carebear. It's pitiful how desperate they are to change EVE into a shitter carebear paradise.

      It's because they have nothing outside the game, and are unable to learn how to EVE properly.

      Literally anyone other than the worst shitters can go to low/null and make a go of it. The people still mining in highsec are the lowest rung of shitters.

      Keep killing all the miners, the good ones will stay subbed and adapt, the shitters will eventually leave. EVE wins either way.

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    3. Fail at Eve? It's a sandbox you do what you want, and there's no "winning" at Eve anymore than there is at World of Warcraft. I mine because there's little commitment. It's great for people who have more than "nothing outside the game." I set my lasers/drones w/e.. bugger off and come back. There's nothing wrong with that per se, After all... what would the actual crew of a non-capsuleer Venture do while mining? Play cards, have a beer, take some rack time... whatever.

      Anyway... while those teeny losses add up, they're factored into to the viability of mining in a Venture. One hold full of ore covers several ganks, and there simply aren't enough gankers to change that equation.

      Sure, agents of the code get their ships reimbursed at such advantageous rates that I'm sure it's quite profitable for the agents themselves. They'll gank Ventures all-day because it's brainless, easy and they get reimbursed 3M for a 1.5M T1 catalyst. However, they're ultimately still dependant on these... "rich benefactors."

      In other words, the Agents of the CODE are "sugar babies"... or "welfare scum." At least miners don't need to ask for a hand-out.

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    4. Anon @ 5.39

      "At least miners don't need to ask for a hand-out."

      So I guess the high sec mining community continually demanding CCP for a never ending list of nerfs to allow them to mine in high sec totally 100% safe is not in any way any sort of a 'hand-out'.

      Yeah, high sec miners are the moral backbone of EvE.

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    5. You sound bitter, but at least you refrained from using the word "shitter."

      Miners are free to ask for whatever they want. Do they need to? No. Do they always get what they want. No. Do they rely on isk-welfare from wealthy benefactors. No.

      "...high sec miners are the moral backbone of EvE."

      Yep, I'm so glad we agree.

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    6. Well I for one think flying ventures and rookie ships is a great way to thwart CODE.

      Similarly, I've outsmarted the taxman in RL by living under the poverty line and owning nothing of any real value.

      -Oink

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    7. A code freeloader pig.

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    8. All hisec miners are welfare queens. If they were able to provide for themselves they would be in null, actually helping EVE. Instead they scrounge for scraps while depending on CCP to provide safety for them.

      Losers.

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    9. What is this CCP you speak of? Concord protects miners, and miners pay taxes for that service.

      I heartily agree with Anon -10:18. Why waste money on tank when they're going to gank you anyway? Fly cheap and you can laugh when they waste their time, and CODE's dime ganking your econo-miner.

      Then salvage their wrecks when they've left the system for good measure. Who knows - maybe the salvage will be worth more than the Venture.

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    10. I don't see how mining is welfare its working, unlike click, boom, James pay me.

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  5. https://i.imgur.com/original/B/d/j/Y/BdjYV

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  6. http://i.imgur.com/BdjYV.jpg?1

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    1. You have an unhealthy obsession with a long dead tyrant.

      It seems like hero worship. You are mad because you think James is stealing glory from your hero?

      Just so you know, you are one sad little wannabe nazi.

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    2. You have an unhealthy relationship with a non existent person. You need to join reality sometimes.

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  7. Actually it has already been proven that high sec ganking has caused a lot of new players to leave which is why "free to play" was instituted to try and draw in new players. However its just a Band-Aid on a large wound, the game is hemorrhaging money now and it will continue to get worse as time progresses. Sorry guys but take heart in knowing you played a good game and you will see it to the end.

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    1. Wrong.

      Hisec ganking was proven to retain players. You are either the most ignorant carebear, or a liar. Probably both.

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    2. So anon1200, where has it been 'proven' that hisec ganking has made players quit? Either you have proof or you have lies. I'm betting you have nothing but lies.

      I bet you have no proof of CCP "hemorrhaging" money either.

      Go ahead, prove me wrong. Show me the study performed where anyone has proven anything you claim.

      Does it hurt to be that stupid? Why didn't you finish school and get an education?

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    3. Completely untrue. Know your facts. Ganking does not cause new players to ragequit.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A92Ge2S8M1Y&feature=youtu.be&t=1m29s

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    4. From the game makers themselves. Another code fail.

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  8. Look how the timid code Nazis draw in other code Nazis to try and back up their claims, by bringing in others they try to intimidate their prey but it seems their prey no longer care for the friends that code brings in to harass them. Seems as they the last bastion for the code Nazi is to talk as if they won the fight and send the screenshots to their ruler James 315. From their the code Nazi ruler will publish it to this site and they again laugh as if a great victory has been won though the comments by the victim actually states the opposite.
    Good try though, keep up the positive thoughts chaps.

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    1. The scary part is that 1206anon actually thinks his tears matter.

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    2. You actually think everyone cries.

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  9. Actually it's already been proven that highsec ganking leads to more players staying subbed. CCP allows highsec ganking because they know it helps keep EVE healthy by helping remove only the worst of the diseased carebears.

    Need proof? You can find links at
    http://www.minerbumping.com/2015/03/ccp-proves-new-order-was-right-about.html?m=1

    CCP compiled data that proves ganking help new players stay, and that pve/mining/ag/afk-shitter-play makes people quit EVE.


    FYI there is a debate going on to have all CONCORD and Faction Police removed from EVE in an attempt to weed out the shitters and criminals. This would help strengthen EVE and the community.

    CCP loves the Minerbumping. They realize how much this site helps control the shitter population in game. If CCP though this site was the reason for desirable players leaving EVE, they would ban everyone involved. They ban people deemed 'unfit' all the time. The issue carebears have is that they are the unfit ones.

    CCP supports ganking because they developed ganking. It is a necessary activity that helps cull the weak and insane, so the rest of us can pvp without all the harassment from carebear shitters.

    Thanks for helping run off the worst of the worst, CCP. You guys are still the best game devs out there!

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    1. Fake news! SAD!

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    2. Well said anon. You should make a profile. Adding risk is the only way to keep EVE Online healthy and vibrant.

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    3. Shitters news feed

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    4. Agent LL, I would rather just be anonymous when dealing with violent ag types. Less chance I will be forced to put one of them down some day.

      In game of course! ;)



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    5. More fake news as bad as CNN.

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    6. 也许代码是糖辣妹

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    7. 你必须是一个特朗普的支持者,不能的驴

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    8. From the Devs themselves.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A92Ge2S8M1Y&feature=youtu.be&t=1m29s

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    9. So code actually helps the game by less than 1%. Wow not substantial at all, you guys are just little jokes.

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    10. I think its funny how the guy refers to the suicide ganks as illegal kills. HMMMMMM. Hey James that's from the game makers themselves saying you are doing illegal kills. Any words on that. I'm sure you do but guess what, the game makers say your shit is illegal so you have no argument on it. That's why CONCORD kills you.

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    1. 教授,我想在您的类注册。我有重要的事情要告诉你

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    2. The Germans are back!

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    3. 我会教公司争取中国风格

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    4. That's not German dumb shitter.

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  11. looks like antigankers failed hard again ! XD XD XD!!!!1

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    1. 代码发生了什么事?我不再见到他们在球场上

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    2. Always, and daily. That's the ag fail life.

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    3. Wolf is pissed because her hubby is getting everything in the divorce.

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  12. Long live the New Order! Long live James 315!

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    1. You guys sound just like Nazis

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  13. Nullbears love the New Order and it's Agents. We believe that any hisec Pve'er who is too scared to leave hisec deserves to live under the guiding hand of CODE..

    If not for hisec PVP'ers, EVE would be overrun with the nasty bastards. Those hisec leeches deserve all the ganming you can deliver, and that's why we send isk and alts to help James' cause.

    It's universal, real EVE players hate husec pve leeches. GTFO shitters.


    ;)

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    1. All shitters here

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    2. Yup all of code is shit.

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  14. I'll put up 8.6 trillion to wage a war upon the New Order

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