Friday, June 16, 2017

Over One Trillion One Hundred Ninety-Six Billion in Shares Sold

Here, have some Bing.


A truly harrowing tale, but all's well that ends well. Bing Bangboom added 2,000 more shares to his already sizable holdings of New Order stock. This brought us beyond the 1,181 and 1,182 billion isk marks and earned Bing a Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Erika von Heisenberg also added to her holdings, purchasing 315 additional shares--enough to bring us past the 1,183 billion isk mark and earn her a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Next up: Black Pedro, whose purchase of 1,000 additional shares got us to the 1,184 billion isk mark. Black Pedro earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ of his own.


From time to time, people say goodbye to the EVE life and all that it entails. Usually they come back, but sometimes they move on from EVE for good. Yet they have the ability to leave a powerful, important legacy in the game, by giving me all their stuff. That way, their possessions can live on in the form of New Order stock that fuels the mission of the Code.

Durandi Ghostal sent me all of his isk, as well as all of his assets. Now, normally I only handle liquid isk, which is much more convenient than dealing with assets. For reasons like this:


(Speaking of which, is anyone interested in a contract to buy several hundred used blueprints and BPOs?)

Since he left the game and handed over a large number of assets, I made an exception for Durandi and began the process of liquidating his stuff. It will take some time before the rest of his possessions get sold off, at which point he'll be credited with additional purchases of stock.

For now, Durandi Ghostal's account is credited with the purchase of 11,852 shares of New Order stock. This took us past the 1,185, 1,186, 1,187, 1,188, 1,189, 1,190, 1,191, 1,192, 1,193, 1,194, 1,195, and 1,196 billion isk marks and earned him a Duodecuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Characters come and go, but the Code is forever.

29 comments:

  1. Clearly CCP/ CONCORD controls the ganking community with impunity

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    1. Yup. Game mechanic operating as expected.

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    2. the saying is actually "working as intended" when ccp tries to pretend they didn't screw up something. but hey, youre a goofus, makes perfect sense you cant even get THAT right.
      "as expected" would be something more along the lines of "Ehnnie poo made a fool of himself again, as expected."

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    3. LvG I wasn't quoting any saying. Who's the goofus now?

      Moron.

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    4. SO its all a conspiracy against the poor code. BOOOHOOOO.

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    5. Ehnea you don't need to be directly quoting something to still be wrong.

      Working as intended. If you were not such a part-time player you would know this.

      Every time you react to something, you act like a butthurt miner.

      Learn to EVE properly, subscription and all, or gtfo.

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  2. I look forward to turning Ehnea into a subbed, compliant, educated, respectful miner. It will be a huge improvement over the ignorant leech she has become.

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    1. Wow are you ever in for a long wait.

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    2. Wow your still stuck on that, you sound like a stalker, with a BDSM fetish. Wow who knew Code= creeper.

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    3. AnonymousJune 17, 2017 at 9:08 AM you think this stuff here is something, check out the conspiracy theories on EVE Who (https://evewho.com/pilot/Ehnea+Mehk). Apparently I work for the CODE as a alt lure.

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    4. Wow sounds like a bunch of code guys trolling the page sperging all over it with tears.

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  3. Congratulations, shareholders! Especially Durandi Ghostal. Your generous contributions support the next generation of up-and-coming Knights.

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    1. See now he is playing at being KKK.

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  4. Greedy hisec miners spend all day grubbing for isk, debasing themselves for a pittance. If they were not so ignorant and risk adverse they would be making 100X in nullsec, where it's actually safer to go afk while you mine.

    In contrast is the valiant hisec ganker, selflessly giving back to the community in isk and in material. Never hesitating to sacrifice his ships to make sure we are all safe from violent criminals.

    Agents will always win. Always!

    Right makes might. The democracy that is modern hisec will prevail, our elected leader, James 315, has sown the seeds of independance. Now we must strike against the bots and their human puppets. We must prove to CCP that we are able to govern our territories. We will have law and order in hisec as the means to an end, of CONCORD intervention.

    Now is the time to kill carebears, kill them until they convert.

    When we have removed all the hisec carebears, there will be no need for CONCORD, and that would mean no more suicide ganking. No more tear filled petitions from butthurt miners clogging the system.

    It's a win-win friends!

    James for CSM, permanant seat

    ;)

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    1. Shitters every one of you

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    2. Yes!!! The END of code!!!!!

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    3. And the beginning of the end of EVE, and DEATH of code. :)

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    4. YAY We gonna kill the game! And have TACO'S!

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    5. James never wins a CSM election. HAHAHAHAHA

      That's why he has to impersonate an elected official.

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    6. Yup, James needs to run as the hisec representative.

      I mean who else would know what's better for hisec than it's Savior?

      And just think of the tears. His announcement of intent alone would cause so many shitters to rage quit. This can only be good for Eve.

      James 315 for CSM Supreme Leader! He can fix hisec!

      He can save Eve.

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    7. Yes, James for CSM to kill EVE ONLINE forever.

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  5. Miners and anti-gankers are just sjws and ANTIFA, respectively.

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    1. Admitting your a fascist is the first step. Congrats on taking it.

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  6. Woah dont forget you can always give antiganking some griffin bpcs that they use as prizes 😂😂😂

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    1. I heard your divorce is going well, he taking everything.

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    2. ahahhaah

      First Prize!

      ;)

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  7. Still a nerfed blog. Yet another day of failure.

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  8. "Insert disc in drive E"?

    When did we go back to DOS?

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