Thursday, June 29, 2017

Venture of a Lifetime, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agents Lewak and Shilliam Watner struck a decisive blow against the out-of-control Venture pilots of the Algogille system. Instead of congratulating our heroes on their elite PvP, some of the miners proved to be bitter losers. One of these, VsUK Cammack, took the opportunity to question the legitimacy of the Code.


Lewak defeated the miner in verbal PvP over and over. But VsUK wouldn't give up.


When VsUK finally showed signs of realizing he wouldn't be able to persuade our Agent to forsake the Code, he consoled himself with fantasies of CCP banning ganking to boost subscription levels. Carebears have been saying that for so many years--yet the mighty CODE. alliance keeps winning.


Miners often claim that they should be allowed to mine AFK without interference because EVE is a "sandbox" where you can do whatever you want. VsUK tried out a different strategy: He denied that EVE is a sandbox game at all.


Apparently this highsec Venture pilot has been playing EVE since the beta. Or to put it in modern terms, he's a "new player".


Agent Lewak took pity on VsUK. The carebear's madness was shocking, but Lewak had prepared himself for this sort of thing. He'd read MinerBumping, and he knew the words of the Saviour well.


Though the miners may fill local chat with their delusions, they cannot stop the New Order from performing its vital work. Even as a carebear decries the Code in local, other miners in the same system buy mining permits.


The ganks went on, as they must. Agents Lewak and Shilliam took turns ganking during each others' GCC timers.


VsUK suddenly realized the mistake he'd made earlier with his "sandbox" argument, so he revised it into the more traditional carebear fallacy. Oops! It was too late, though.


Agent Shilliam had been quiet, but busy. Shilliam allowed Lewak to speak the truth in local while he ganked in the background. To paraphrase the carebears, "As long as you're crying to me, you're not crying to any other Agent."


Opening the crowd with his classic catch-phrase, Agent Shilliam was now ready to announce his victories over the Venture pilots of Algogille:


Carebears might deny the existence of the Code, but there was no denying the killmails. The Code was alive and well in Algogille.


Faced with the enormity of Shilliam's success, the rebels shuddered. Would this inspire the resistance to come up with a way to defeat our Agents and reclaim Algogille for the forces of bot-aspirancy?

To be continued...

68 comments:

  1. Precisely. This is a sandbox game - so anyone can do whatever they want. If it is mining - they can do that. If it is ratting - they can do that. Being a merc? Carving out empire in nullsec? Sure. But it also means that one can create his owns rules and convince everyone else to follow them.

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    1. Sure I made up my own rules too and guess what, ya lost.

      Oh and ya keep losing too ya twat monkeys.

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    2. One can also refuse to follow those rules and adapt the gameplay to the changing situation.

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    3. One could also pay a subscription and not act like a ghetto shitter.

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    4. QQ again, Anon1119pm and Anon322am?

      Bleh. Too bad

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    5. I see alpha whoresJune 30, 2017 at 1:15 PM

      ehnemapoo is an easily triggered alpha leech. The truth hurts I guess.

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    6. Says the person who always has to reply to my posts yet is too chickenshit to step out from behind that Anon ID

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    7. She's got you there Anon! Hahahaha

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    8. Non-compliant miners are criminals, maybe the Prof should choose his friends a little more wisely.

      Unless he supports alpha leech shitters who openly defy the Code.


      ehnemapoo must have paid for a "special" permit, huh Prof?

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    9. Hey LL, do those special permits come with lube or a bib?

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    10. 441anon=ehnea

      Still trying to drum up traffic at that welfare blog you run ehnema?

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    11. Hey you guys lay off Lawrence, he's just trying to be a nice guy!

      It's not his fault he's half the ganker loyal or boney were.

      He has his reasons for agreeing with the anti-Code whiners.

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    12. Yeah you guys are always at the welfare office so we know we got steady clientele.

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    13. Apparently even a criminal like Ehnea can still make a sick burn XD.

      The Anons, whether too cowardly to register a nick or just too lazy, whether they claim to be pro-Order or not, could be illegally mining veldspar in Hulks right now for all we know.

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    14. Ah the one who goes out of his way to point out that he's trolling. Except--trolls are insincere by definition. You might as well sign your posts with "I don't really mean it." #failtroll

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    15. Still waiting on that purchase. You have no meaning or purpose without it, your just a simple monkey attempting speech until you appropriate the required permit. Your criminal behavior has been noted, the fee is now 1000 GBP. End your criminal ways and prove you are human and not filth.

      Your better,
      Troll.

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    16. Anonymous548 you dipswitch.

      How can he pay you if he does not know who you are?

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    17. If he truly wants to be reformed he knows where to send payment. Till then he is a simple criminal beyond hope of salvation.

      Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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  2. It's a great feeling to clear a 0.9 system of a Venture infestation. They're mostly killboard virgins who pay no attention to Local and haven't yet realized that EVE is a PvP game.

    This fit is my favourite and costs about 700k ISK. It's powerful enough (173 DPS) to kill a untanked venture in a pulled 0.9 while allowing the ones who fit a tank to survive. Scrams optional if you want the more alert ones to have a chance of warping off.

    [Atron, Venture Killer]

    Magnetic Field Stabilizer I
    Magnetic Field Stabilizer I
    Magnetic Field Stabilizer I

    Alumel-Wired Enduring Sensor Booster, Scan Resolution Script
    Initiated Compact Warp Scrambler
    Initiated Compact Warp Scrambler

    Light Neutron Blaster I, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
    Light Neutron Blaster I, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
    Light Neutron Blaster I, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
    [Empty High slot]

    [Empty Rig slot]
    [Empty Rig slot]
    [Empty Rig slot]

    Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S x60

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    1. Useful info, Prof; thanks.

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    2. Damn cock spank why don't you just mine yourself, I mean you pretty much just blowing em to get the ore they got.

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    3. I have no less than 58 Miasmoses named "Repo Man" scattered around James 315 Territory to collect the ore of the fallen. I compress it and ship it along with the blue and yellow loot to a trade hubs via collateralized public courier contract at the rate of 100k ISK/jump. From there everything is repaired, repackaged, and stacked. The good loot is sold, the gank modules are reused, and the ore is shipped out to my nullsec production Raitaru to be turned into new gank modules. Thousands of the beam lasers and heat sinks used in Burn Jita were produced by me from the repossessed ore of noncompliant miners.

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    4. Very useful, bomb bomb bomb....your factory

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    5. Like the Saviour's bumping stabber, my Raitaru is also invincible.

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    6. Only if it doesn't exist

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    7. Judging whether a seemingly attractive investment is worth pursuing depends upon the source of the recommendation. If it exists, it will be destroyed.

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    8. Bla bla bla code

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    9. Miner calm down. This is the Saviour's blog, not 4chan. Keep it clean and send me 10m ISK in-game for your permit.

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    10. I would but my rules don't say shit about keeping it clean. I don't see a lot of fuckers on here keeping it clean so fuck yourself. BTW how dare you assume my career. Now away and boil ya head.

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    11. So the good professor Lawton has stated that yes they do gather the ore for their own purposes and all salvaged items as well. That is why they do this so they themselves don't have to wait the time to mine the ore. They are literally mining miner.

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    12. Dear Lawton,
      You need to purchase a comment permit for this site, once I receive payment of 500 GBP I will no longer comment about your comments.

      Your better,
      Troll.

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  3. The carebear's own words:

    "I've just played for 15 years"

    Yet still complaining about ganks.

    "You do realise this isn't a sandbox game"

    Err ... Really?

    "Let someone kill him for a cut"

    Always someone else's job.

    A slow, lazy, stupid learner is no learner at all. Truly awful that someone of such substandard intelligence is allowed to play.

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    1. Yea, VsUK is one braindead shitter, too retarded to understand how ignorant he sounds.

      Must be an ag moderator.

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    2. Oh now you hate moderation yet you praised moderation on this site. Make up your mind you twat.

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    3. 346shitter, an ag moderator is someone who helps run the ag chan in game.

      Does it hurt to be that ignorant? I mean do you get headaches while trying to formulate your arguments?

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  4. woah antigankers are truly failing right now!!!!1

    Long Live James! Long Live the Code! 100% Compliance!

    Making Eve Great Again! #MEGA

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    1. 347shitter resorts to vulgarities because she is filled with impotent rage. Must be an ag mod.

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    2. You wish, but then again you guys will just nerf your site again and be just like ag wont you.

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  5. Proof you can do shit or gtfo PHag.

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  6. Word is, someone high-up in PH got his alt ganked by CODE. and he's been spreading his salt to his thick-headed minions ever since.

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    1. interesting because pandemic horde gank with code XD XD

      fake news.

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    2. Pandemic Horde alpha gankers?

      Seems legit

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    3. You shit stains wouldn't know reality if it came right up and fucked your asses with a reach around with a cigar cutter.

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    4. It's a good thing you are here to tell us what reality is shitteranon348, too bad about the reach around though. The good news is you are half way through your reassignment surgery now!

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    5. Sure if I wanted to be a spineless twat like you I would go and do some surgery, too bad your mother loves sucking my cock so much. By the way son go clean your fucking room before I fucking whoop your ass and ground you from your little space game.

      Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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    6. 452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.

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  7. Hey wolf you still play this shit game? If so, I feel sorry for you.

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    1. He tries... and fails at login. NonStop Daily. Time to jump to your alts that will soon be banned as well. XDXD

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    2. Whatever he's doing it seems to trigger you PHags without fail.

      Good job Wolf, keep making shitters mad.

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    3. Can all of you gank my virgin vessel ?

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  8. I did your ass is still red from the last time.

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  9. Awww code is busy getting spanked again. Moderation will begin again and they will have lost AGAIN.

    Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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    1. Yea, you can tell how hard the trolls are winning by how hard they are trying, crying, and failing, right here in these comments.

      The stress you live with must be hell. Have you visited the b4r chan lately? If not please join soon, we don't want you ag shitters committing any more rl infanticide.

      Stop ganking your wives and kids rl you silly ag shitters, get help today!

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    2. Code Nazis proving that they are just hateful.


      http://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html

      Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM

      @Anon11:15

      My god. I know we always make jokes about anti-gankers being abusive to their wives and children and that we in The New Order are proud to "take the hits so that they don't have to" but this is actual proof that we were right.

      Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.

      And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP

      From the link:
      http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735

      AnonymousDecember 21, 2016 at 5:10 PM
      Just remember:

      CODE kills miners, ag kills minors.

      :)

      D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
      Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?

      Well whatever it was, I'm glad she didn't kill her children.

      inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.

      Also, Link please

      And continue to do so:
      AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
      Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?

      This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.

      Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.

      And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.

      And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow

      You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.

      AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
      They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?

      Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?

      Wolf SopranoJune 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
      Haha thats rich coming from thomas who likes to sperg in local now about how hes NOT trying to save a freighter while fail repping it in a basilisk ���� ag still worship shardani too! Disgusting
      AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
      You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.

      Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
      Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.

      Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.

      1. AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
      I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.

      That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
      1. Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
      Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!

      Never forget shardani XD XD XD

      1. AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
      Is it time to murder miners yet?

      In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.
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      Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM
      hahahahahahahahaha

      1. AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
      Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)

      Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.

      That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!

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    3. Anon 455 if its too much for ya wee lil arse you can always play the game that Lawton numpty plays, star kitty something. Just ask em for some tips.

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    4. ag can't keep it in-game. They worship the sicko who murdered his child IRL, and they privately wish death and harm against other EVE players. Ban ag and make New Eden a better place.

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    5. There it is again, man these guys just love murder.

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  10. That 443shitter seems mad, and impotent.

    You still mad about that shitfit barge?

    Keep crying and generating traffic for this great site, James will always forgive you.

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  11. Look a trigger bitch. Don't worry I'll fuck you too just wait your turn. Damn these code freaks are soooo cock hungry.

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  12. Test of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.

    Test of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Ehnea's questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each miner each day.

    Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the almighty Ehnea's shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.

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    1. How CODE. acts:

      A governmental police force aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who fail to hail The Saviour James 315, by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living. All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state. Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters. The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they do so in compliance with The Code. The squatters are free to become loyal or get out of Highsec.

      What CODE. forces miners to pay for:

      A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee that anyone can afford. All legal residents of highsec display a permit, including the elite Agents, because society is egalitarian that way. The permit is a statement of support of The Code and The Saviour. Displaying a permit is a solemn promise to abide by His Law.

      How CODE. fights:
      Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning. A suicide gank is the most elite form of PvP because the outcome is decided within 20 seconds. Targets are surgically removed from space and the gank ships are sacrificed.

      Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

      Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed and entitlement of the carebears; the wisdom and greatness of James 315; the glory of the Agents; the folly of the antigankers, and the squalor of the squatters.

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    2. "A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.

      "aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?

      "by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.

      "All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.

      "Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.

      "The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.

      "A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.

      "Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.

      "Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar.
      "Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.

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    3. "A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.
      This bizarre statement sets the tone for your post.

      "aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?
      It's only natural to Hail the Saviour--He's better than everybody else.

      "by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.
      RL references, and wild hyperbole at that. Illegal mining is a choice that can be reversed. Miners are able to become citizens in good standing by following The Code.

      "All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.
      Duly elected: A Perfect Election, A Perfect Democracy

      "Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.
      More RL hyperbole. Resorting to Nazi comparisons over a video game is silly. Everybody who owns territory is tasked with evicting hostiles.

      "The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.
      The Code is forever. I don't see any changes.

      "A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.
      The nominal fee is eminently reasonable and would be a bargain at 10 times the price. It's good for a year, not a week.

      "Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.
      Always out numbered by CONCORD + the target. Miners are not in a position to judge Agents and should work on improving their own conduct.

      "Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar. "Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.
      More RL hyperbole. Keep it in-game miner.

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    4. You will be scalped, skinned, then let dry near the sun where your Raitaru used to be.

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    5. James was never elected. Your argument is invalid.

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  13. To remind all code agents on here, we know who you are, you need to purchase a comment permit, if you do not purchase one we are, by law of the Last Order, allowed to continuously laugh at you and show you what kind of spineless mindless and heartless cunts that you are. You must purchase this permit or be mocked endlessly. Its 500 GBP and is good for one year so long as you follow the rules.

    Praise Troll.

    Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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  14. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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  15. My my my, code losing again.

    Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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