Monday, June 12, 2017

The Truth Always Wins


"What happened? How did they kill me in highsec? Why was I ganked?" These are questions no miner needs to ask any longer. Modern highsec is patrolled by Agents who are as helpful and informative as they are valiant.


Llama Salad's ice mining session came to an end when a group of highsec's finest suddenly appeared and killed him. Llama protested that he had a permit. Could it be true?


It was. Llama's bio clearly contained a mining permit. At that very moment, a high-powered investigation was launched.


The miner's Mackinaw fit was suspicious. Llama missed no fewer than five opportunities to tank his ship. Six, if you count the fact that he was mining with a Mackinaw instead of a Skiff.


More evidence of corruption surfaced when Llama's pod was cracked open. The Capsule contained a staggering 1.4 billion isk worth of implants. That fancy little bauble hiding in the corner was an ORE Mining Director Mindlink.


Agent Unconsentual Friend had no choice but to revoke Llama's mining permit. Fortunately, the New Order never runs out of permits to sell.


Llama insisted that he was completely innocent of any wrongdoing. Unconsentual didn't want to run afoul of any senior Agents, so the matter was escalated.


When Llama showed up at New Order HQ, our Agents were already hard at work saving highsec. But they weren't too busy to say hello.


Our Agents are experts at multitasking, so Llama's reimbursement hearing was held right in the middle of the busy channel.


The reimbursement officers reviewed the file and got up to speed in no time at all.


Our Agents are almost unbelievably efficient--they have to be, to govern highsec as well as they do. They immediately zeroed in on the question of Llama's tank.


At the first sign of trouble, Llama turned sour. He was rapidly losing faith in the Code--if he ever had any to begin with.


Without even waiting to hear the verdict, Llama left his own reimbursement hearing. It was a stunning, stinging admission of guilt.


Llama put his true colors on display. He refused to buy another permit, and he also refused to remove his revoked permit from his bio. 'Twas another demonstration of a timeless truth: A bot-aspirant who pays 10 million isk is still a bot-aspirant.

79 comments:

  1. And a CODE permit still isn't worth the paper you wipe your arse with.

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    1. code should in subcapital letters. After all they represent a fraction of the player base of EVE.

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    2. Anon, every player entity in EVE Online represents a fraction of the (total) player base. Capitalisation, or the lack thereof, is irrelevant.

      Do keep up.

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    3. Nonsense, miner700. Llama Salad's bio reads, "I follow THE NEW HALAIMA CODE OF CONDUCT."

      Among other things, that means choosing a tanky ship, paying attention to his surroundings, being social in Local, and not mining excessively. These are all normal qualities of responsible capsuleers. Llama did none of these things.

      What we have here is a trickster who either didn't read The Code, one who assumed he was above it, or one who thought he could bribe our Agents to look the other way. That's just dishonest.

      Llama lied and abused the trust placed in him by Agent Brigantine M2. The punishment was just.

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    4. Rob, you state the obvious sir. Stay awake!

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    5. What if your not social in local because you are playing with your friends in the same room in RL? That would be more social than chatting in the game.

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    6. What we have here is another example of how code just makes up reasons to kill people like violent people with inferiority complexes.

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    7. Alas, it appears to be necessary to do just that, for what is obvious to you and to me, Anon 1220, is clearly not so for Anon 0839...

      I'll often expose credibility gaps in the comments of Anons, and others. After all, if they deem it unnecessary to think about what they're saying, they may as well join the 'Hello Barbie' family.

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    8. Nothing in the code says the mining additions were illegal, stop making up your own rules.

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    9. By the law of EVE you cannot tell me how to play this game.

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  2. This is why you do not buy a permit...EVER....FFS. God. Some players are so STUPID.....

    "A foole and his monie be soone at debate,
    which after with sorrow repents him too late"

    Tommy, ye be right at home in EVE Online.

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    1. But Ehnea, if you had purchased a mining permit before you arrived in Nakugard, you would not have my name forever etched into your killboard.

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    2. "Some players are so STUPID....."

      Have to agree with you there. It never ceases to surprise and delight me that such a complex hobby as EVE attracts such a lot of dumb. And they stay, too, in their droves, cluttering up Highsec and refusing to budge from their pre-programmed behavioural routines.

      The delight arises, of course, because of the opportunity they afford for generous souls like me to elevate their experiences above the mundane.

      Some folks call that content-provision. That's a little bare. It takes no account of the great increase in all-round development and improvement undergone by the one to whom the 'content' is provided.

      Win-win, as they say.

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    3. Ehnea Mehk, why don't you just subscribe? You're clearly into this game. Do you live in Somalia or something?


      -Oink

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    4. Ehnea is just another CODE alt. They use the character to infiltrate ag and mining ops with the intention of killing innocent miners. The HSM has our eye on you whore.

      Practicing hypocrite and free account abusing societal leech.


      https://evewho.com/pilot/Ehnea+Mehk

      Lulzy comments Ehnea, but you try too hard.

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    5. Rob, you too easily amused.

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    6. Do you have a subscription yet ehnea? If not, why? You seem to enjoy the game, why can't you help support it?

      Or do you just want everything given to you for free? That sounds like someone on welfare.

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    7. It's a space ship combat game, if there's something you don't like about it, you have guns to get rid of the offending element.

      It doesn't matter which side of the line of CODE you belong to, the advice still works.

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    8. House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus said about Trump: "We thank you for the opportunity and blessing to serve your agenda." Feels like Jim and his followers, code people.

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    9. But Alt-00, I don't respect the CODE, James 315, or any of the agents. Especially one that said the following to me but could not back up the request through force:

      [ 2017.06.07 19:59:12 ] Alt 00 > I don’t wish to harm anyone. I would just like you to stop mining

      You killed me three times, yet I kept mining. I was still disrespectful, did not pay a license and did so many other noncompliant things.

      Your ability to enforce the CODE where it comes to me is something I find wanting. There's always room for a rematch.

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    10. Ehnea, it saddens us all deeply to see that we have left you with no other choice other than to scavenge for ore in a Rookie ship.

      After 7 years of EVE, perhaps it time you moved on to something more aspirational – such as a Venture, or maybe even a Procurer? This would be a good first step towards restoring your dignity, and self-respect.

      Alt 00 has extended the hand of friendship – and we trust the hand that feeds shall not be bitten again.

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    11. Why won't you help support EVE, ehneashitter? Too used to having everything provided to you for free?

      That's the problem with welfare, the laziest and most useless among us have no incentive to contribute when everything's free.

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    12. Alt 00, skillful sidestep of my questioning your ability to have me adhere to the CODE.

      But hey, I'll let it slide. For now.

      My replacement Venture has been active in Nakugard for the last few days. The refitted rookie ship only comes out when I see a CODE ship. Take away the gank target and you operate at a loss.

      As for the handbiting, if you don't come into Nakugard and don't tell me what to do in-game, you won't get any lip. Nakugard is Ehnea Mehk country. I have my ships there. I have my secure cans floating in the first belt. I intend to operate there for quite some time.

      Capeche?

      Awesome sauce.

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    13. Alt-00 I forgot to mention Procurers can only be flown by Omega accounts. I'm sure I mentioned on my blog that I'm Alpha for now.

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    14. Git gud scrub, and fix your attitude while you're at it.

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    15. They cant answer questions they live in this self righteous world were they are demigods and James is god. But he fails to see the true god of all things. BTW claiming to be a duly elected official in the game is actually against the rules because you are claiming to represent people that you do not. Someone should tell James to read the TOS and perhaps change his mission brief about how he represents all of high sec.

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    16. I see shitter lover is triggered again. When will he stop crying, bringing RL bullshit into the game, or just go take his own advice and get sterilized? Oh right he too stupid to do anything, or to realize his posts and actions mirror the same shit he hates.

      Wake the fuck up dumbass.

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    17. Lol. She thinks we don't gank if there is a loss. XD

      Watch out for anon 9:18 that's grand design. The most venemous of all antigankers. He's elite PvP antiganker and lives to tell everyone so. Lol.

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    18. awwww ehnealeech is trying to ignore the question.

      Why won't you help support the game you play ehnealeech?

      Until you answer it, the question is all anyone will remember you by, the mouthy welfare whore with the undeserved sense of self worth that refuses to do your part.

      You may try to ignore the question, but you will still see it every time you are here crying.

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    19. The hand of friendship in the case of code is to dictate to you how you must play the game, if you do not agree to the terms of that friendship then they kill you.

      That's not friendship that's dictatorship.

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    20. Yes ehnea buy a subscription and pay the fee so you can contribute to their game.

      Better yet fuck em, stay for free, don't waste money on them, let them keep chasing new players and old players away with their made up rules and anti Semitic code that is literally yanked straight from Nazi Germany.

      Guess what fucks the more you do this shit the more players that go free to play the less money CCP makes and the less you get in return.

      Go fuck your mother you inbred cry babies who hide hurtful words behind a moderator because they cant take differing opinions just like a bunch of genderless liberal cock suckers.

      BTW James is not god nor a hero nor an elected official and for him to present himself as such is against the TOS. Follow the rules fuckheads. You cannot declare yourself an elected representative or impersonate an elected representative.

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    21. Anon1254 You do not support anything that allow for a dictator to thrive or his group of lackys to grief people and write their own rules to follow or break as they see fit because they enjoy killing people who chose a different play style.

      Keep crying like a baby about how people are lazy but if you knew shit about how it was to actually mine, build, work the market system, or even haul good across the maps then you would know that you took the lazy way.

      GET GUD LOSERS.

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    22. And codebears begin to cry in
      3.....
      2.....
      1.....

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    23. More A.N.T.I.F.A ag frothing at the mouth at the digital perceived social injustice of the new order. Did you know that these individuals claim to be university educated, yet for some reason, fail to read and comprehend " I now follow the new halaima code of conduct" id ask those commy professors for a refund as you have clearly been hosed.

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  3. wow why didn't antiganking stop the gank?

    If they cant save a mackinaw what makes them think they can stop a freighter gank?? XD XD XD

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    1. Wolf, you are obsolete

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    2. Kills of the week says otherwise XD XD

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    3. Just like WOW player

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    4. Because your hubby was filing for divorce from you. You live in this fantasy world shitter.

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    5. Wolf is being left behind by her hubby.

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    6. Three cheers for Wolfs AG hubby, he is leaving a toxic and abusive relationship.

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    7. I checked for Kills of the week by Wolf Soprano... and did not see any. Its like that account is not active anymore.... Odd.... XDXDXD

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  4. Everyday I violate code laws and you can't do anything about it! GIT GUD SCRUBS!

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    1. Anonymous 2:29 A.N.T.I.F.A has no authority or business in James 315 territory. get rekt.

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    2. I own High Sec and I LET James and you fucks play there. Get it straight.

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    3. Proof that code recognizes that they are Fascists.

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    4. "Rekt" is not proper English.

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    5. HEY LOOK KARMA JUST ADMITTED TO BEING FASCIST.

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    6. Anon 3:30 pm , Why don't you make a banner out of it and give yourself an upper cut for being a beta male.

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  5. More proof that code does not honor its own permits, rules are made up on the fly to extort isk from the gullible.

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  6. James violates the TOS by claiming to represent all of High Sec as a duly elected official. Report him and his group as they were not elected nor represent an actual elected official to represent the gamers in High sec.

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  7. Antigankers fail so hard everyday to do anything. Check out their blog they only save 1 ship every week or so. No wonder they come here to cry.

    HSM why you so bad?

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    1. Yup your blog is more fun, call you guys Nazis and watch you all whine cry bitch and moderate comments because those mean words touched your no no place.

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    2. Because your not worth the time. We don't play with Nazi's.

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  8. Bing bangboom is no good

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  9. Remember folks, apparently CODE has been dying since 2012. Sign up today and fight bot aspirant behavior. Don't be another beta male in high sec.

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    1. Don't want to be a shitter with an inferiority complex like code Nazis. I like winning.

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  10. So you guys are bitching about a miner who bought a permit got ganked and still didn't get offensive. GTFU you pussies.

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  11. Everyday I'm winning, How ya like that code monkeys, I'm always winning unlike your fake asses.

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  12. I just got finished pulling in a 1 billion isk haul. No code to stop me. Guess the code lost huh.

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  13. AnonymousJune 13, 2017 at 2:29 AM....so who are you again?

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  14. All I can say Is Rob Thomson, go back to the nursing home where you came from. As for the rest of Code, got tired of pulling wings and torturing insect as children, so now turn it in game to gank and take advantage of the defenceless. Wolf, yes he is another bygone fossil, who is a has been

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    1. Damn not only is Wolf getting a divorce from her AG hubby but is old too. No wonder she so deluded. Senility has kicked in.

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    2. That's 'Thompson', Anonymous 1114. As for the rest; there is a difference between 'content' and 'substance'. When you learn to profit from that difference, your remarks will be all the more telling.

      I'm not cared-for in a nursing home, Anon. And if I were, it's clear that the experience hasn't dulled my ability to dissect with ease your attempt at invective.

      I presume you're younger than my 60+ years. When you reach my age - God willing - you may be surprised to find that respect only has to be earned if it isn't readily deserved.

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    3. Rob I'm not sure if you are "cared-for" at all. Your intelligence is shadowed by your discriminatory actions.

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  15. Content is returning to Minerbumping.com All praise Josiah 630 and know his glory.

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  16. Looks like more people are coming to this site, better call James to nerf it some more.

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    1. I take this to mean that the spam filter was removed and the Nazi posts have returned, only to be removed again! Enjoy the rollercoaster of James-moderation!

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    2. ANTIFAnkers fail again!

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    3. Making you cry and bitch and piss and moan, so beautiful, Always a win for me, wonder if anyone else feels the same.

      Good job on finally coming to terms with the fact that your group is fascist. Admitting your problem is the first step to recovery.

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  17. Hello, this every Virgin(Code Enforcers)favorite EvE Pilot, Kiaching Linn. You guys are truly pathetic. Why not go out and gank ships that can fight back. I would seriously love, to hear a real answer.

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  18. Never had this problem but hope I won't.

    Imgoog

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