Thursday, June 22, 2017

Over One Trillion One Hundred Ninety-Nine Billion in Shares Sold


Hearts, minds, PvP combat, arguments... We win 'em all. The CODE always wins. Always!

Speaking of always winning, the liquidation of Durandi Ghostal's assets added 3,418 more shares to his farewell EVE tally. This sent us over the 1,197, 1,198, and 1,199 billion isk marks and earned Durandi a deferred Triple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. He's now the 12th ranked shareholder overall. Not too shabby.

BONUS!


Cue the music.


If you're new to EVE and wondering why our Agents have such a reputation for contributing to the fine arts, there you go.


Another week of extraordinary victories. It's incredible, isn't it?

108 comments:

  1. Orion Brandihil is probably referring to Tenla, the Goofus who spends all his time blabbing in Amarr local.
    The Professors destroyed five of his failfit Mackinaws and his 2.4 billion ISK golden pod.

    Amarr local has lately been quite supportive of the New Order.

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    1. Good Job Agents! Shitters MUST die, as a rule.

      Anyone mining in a 1.0 is a shitter, and therefore must die. (See above rule)


      In game of course.

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    2. The miner has to take it out on somebody, and I'd rather it be me than some household full of children out there.
      RL indicated here?

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    3. Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the Supreme Protector's shoes by becoming a miner-bumper. You must continue to bump miners for an indefinite period of time.

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    4. Professor, you are very much mistaken about the acceptance of the New Order or code anywhere in the galaxy, you have been absorbed by James and are unable to form your own thoughts, and have become the bot you desperately want to eradicate. Please make it so.

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    5. Yeah keep telling yourself people should die you puke.
      Before you can PVP a miner you must past the miners test of fortitude you must become a miner and mine indefinitely only then can you PvP a miner and claim victory.

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    6. Anon 1016: Its called indoctrination and the Nazis are really good at doing it.

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    7. Lol you anon shitters just failed again, daily.

      Cry all day and night, but you can never stop highsec ganking. We will find you and gank you at our leisure, and we will do it with the consent of the game devs. They hate highsec ag shitters too.

      ;) welcome to EVE, bitches.

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    8. AWWWWW He thinks he matters. Cute. Welcome to life dipshit, keep crying. Oh and keep calling people shitter that's classy as fuck.

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    9. Keep squealing piggiepoo300, your pork salted tears are delectable.

      Squeal piggieshitter, you know it's all you can do since you cannot Eve properly.

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    10. Look he thinks everyone plays his little kids game and cries about it. I think someone needs a time out for that potty mouth.

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    11. Nice squeal piggieshitter434.

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    12. Thanx, that's a win for me.

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    1. For nothing is more difficult than to uncover the real sense of things from those other versions the mind readily supplies

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    2. Ehnea Mehk. The choice of artist/base material is, naturally, somewhat subjective. Methinks you are intentionally missing the point here as a failed attempt at distraction.

      So, getting back on topic, since you felt a need to comment on this post, please do point us to the trove of imaginative player content created by the ag community.

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    3. Ehnea Mehk: A hero of High Sec. Long may she live.

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    4. Anonymous847, can't help you there as I am not associated with the AG.

      Anonymous603, thanks for that, but I like to think of myself as an advocate for sandbox thiinking. You should play EvE the way you want, not how others tell you to play, or because they have a low opinion of mining and miners.

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    5. Ehneashitter, you may like to think of yourself as something other than a ghetto shitter leech, but we all know better. Including you.

      Get a sub, get a permit, and get an attitude adjustment. Your alpha leech opinion is invalid.

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    6. Anonymous146 Stop crying about things you cannot control, and grow a pair and accept what is. FFS I hate cowards.

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    7. Awwww the ehneepoo shitter thinks her alpha opinion means anything to real EVE players.

      Still on welfare ehneepoo? You seem to like that lifestyle.

      And you seem to spend a lot of time on this site. You must like the abuse, like a good little piggie.

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    8. Ehneepoo if you hate cowards why are you hiding in highsec behind an alpha account?

      Your kind are the worst cowards. But keep begging for scraps over here piggie, we have come to expect it from alpha shitters that live the ghetto life.

      You must be "keeping it real". ;)

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    9. Geez look at all these tears over one miner, so sad the less than 1% puppies cant handle it. Always failing.

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    10. Ehneepoo piggie, are you still too scared to tell us why you insist on NOT helping the game by playing alpha only?

      You said at one point you were doing it to make people mad, but that's not true, you were an alpha shitter before you came here begging for an audience.

      So what's the real reason you act like a ghetto queen?

      Why do you refuse to help support EVE with a subscription?
      Why do you refuse to help support EVE with a subscription?

      In case you missed it the first time. But we all know you will not answer honestly, alpha shitters are incapable of not lying.

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    11. Ehneepiggiepoo why won't you help support Eve by purchasing a subscription?

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    12. I see piggiepoosJune 23, 2017 at 3:03 PM

      Ehneepoo you little squealer, why don't you want to contribute by subbing up like the rest of EVE? Do you not want to help support the game we all love?

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    13. Hey enheepiggie, why you not help pull your own weight?

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    14. Anonymous258 you have to ask why? Look at the fuss I make every time I type a single word. It's like an SJW trigger, lol

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    15. Anonymous146 Oh boo hoo hoo hoo, Ehnea won't listen to me. Waaahhhhhh. I'm not as tough as I thought as I was before posting my blahzillion whines.

      Go find a spine. While you're at it, go find yourself an actual name, you generic anonymous nick you.

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    16. ehneepiggie is still too scared to answer the question. But she sure can squeal!

      Keep squealing those salty tears ehneepiggie, you have no other course of action.

      Squeal piggie squeal, it's your only choice.

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    17. Nice squeal ehneepiggie, sounds just like a ghettoalphashitter.

      I know you are listening, you are just too scared to adress the question so you squeal and squeal, hoping to avoid it just one more time.

      You squeal like a pro, but you EVE like a shitter. A piggie shitter, squealing here because you have no visitors to your fail blog.

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    18. ehneepiggie, why won't you contribute EVE? Why do you feel that you deserve anything without a subscription?

      Scared to answer honestly ehneepiggie? You should be, we all know it's because your RL welfare check don't cover video games.

      Squeal more about how you are making everyone cry.

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    19. ehneepiggie likes to wallow in her alphashame. Just like in her RL she thinks it's ok to leech and not contribute.

      She sure does like squealing here though, like a good little ghettopiggie she delivers the salt.

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    20. ehneepiggie, why don't you subscribe if you like playing EVE?

      I think it's because you don't really like playing EVE, you are just here because it's free and everyone knows ghetto piggies can't afford to pay rl money for a sub.

      You should get a job, porkchop.

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    21. ehneepiggie, that's what we think about your attempts to divert the question, hilarious, with the squealing and all.

      So piggiepoo, why you no pay for a sub? All shitting aside, can you not afford it?

      I may be able to help you in game ehneepiggie. All you need to do is answer the question honestly, little piggie, and I'm sure I could find some way to slip you a few plex this month.

      Or you could just keep squealing like an alpha shitter.

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    22. Ehneepiggie ehneapiggie, he's our transman,
      If he can't squeal like a bitch, no one can!

      Rah rah sisboombah! Gooooooooo piggies!

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    23. I like how everyone is crying over Ehnea posting here, wow code full of tears today.

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    24. https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/12/a-different-approach-to-breaking-the-cycle-of-poverty/384029/

      Just for you ehneeepiggie, I hope it helps your situation.

      Shitterpiggie436 needs to google "cry". But what can you expect from a nazzipiggie.

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    25. AG AG AG, code code code

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  3. Antiganking: about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop.

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    1. It's not about AG, it's about the miners!! Wake up!!

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    2. ag* they don't have any caps.

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    3. Actually cock flavored lollipops sell quite well in the fetish community and in Japan.

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    4. AG

      ANTI-GANKING

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    5. Code: Not useful, its less than one percent of total gameplay and affects even less than that one percent. So literally 0.001% helpful.

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    6. ag

      antiganking


      Or as we like to call them, useless shitters. Have they accomplished anything so far? They started out going to save all the miners and destroy highsec ganking. So none of that happened and now they are just trying to interfere with real players out of pure spite.

      ag will never have any caps.

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    7. AG

      Oh look AG has caps. Never came quick.

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    8. Awww the ag piggies get mad over caps, listen to them squeal about "1%" and "nazzies" and how much they like iron fists.

      Squeal little piggies, the iron fist is coming and you know you want it.

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    9. ag piggies still have no caps, but they are still here crying about it.

      Squeal little ag piggies, we like it when you cry.

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    10. AG

      Look its in caps again, never came again.
      BTW Iron Fist was a good series you should put your kids game down and watch it.

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    11. Keep squealing 438shitterpiggie, in your heart you know it's ag. It's always been ag, and ag will never have caps.

      Please don't tell ke you missed the play on capital letters vs capital ships. You poor shitterpig, it must be hell living like that.

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    12. AG


      Ooops there it is in caps for you again, boy why does that send you into tears?

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  4. 詹姆斯315,我看不见你在新的伊甸园。我希望,争取新的秩序和高安全空间为伸张正义,帮助你实现你的伟大的商业计划

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    1. Is that piggielatin? It sure looks like some tears.

      Squeal in any language you want ag piggies, it's all tears to us.

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    2. Why? You cry enough for everyone in the world.

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    3. Look, more shitterpiggie tears from 439piggie, he still hasn't googled "cry".

      But he sure can squeal. Squeal piggie, your salty tears sustain us.

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    4. Seems like your tears are feeding them all without any help.

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  5. wow antiganking is failing so hard right now XD XD XD

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    1. 您已被禁止,远离 !

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    2. The New Order is one lore and lure of EVE

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    3. She lost her house to AG

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    4. I'll put up 8.6 trillion to wage a war upon the New Order

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    5. Anon751, give it to Chribba or gtfo lying crybear. Waiting on you, miner.

      Are you are too greedy, or too much a highsec leech, to follow through with that threat? Just like all the rest of those highsec shitters, all mouth and no action. You will always live under James' rule. You are too weak to fight and too scared to flee.

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    6. Nah give it to the code they need it after all seeing as how they are such tiny little people in this game.

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    7. Squeal more piggiepoo256, CODE don't need your greasy iskies, they are real players with the ability to make you squeal even out of game.

      Looks like that 1% can still make you highsec piggieshitters squeal squeal squeal.

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    8. Look he is ripping off trailer park boys now, so he is about 13 years old, that's the mentality of people who watch that crap anyways. Or should I say shit, I don't think he knows too many words outside of code, AG, tears, and shit. As for that 1% keep trying you guys act like fucking children who need better parents.

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  6. Besides these, you Magnetic Laundry System could also try natural fabric softeners which are available in the majority of health food stores. These chemicals remain on your fabric and get released into the surroundings. The ones they give are tiny and flimsy.

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    1. This must be how James is getting paid these days. Selling ad space.

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    2. Release the Kraken !!!

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    3. Dude that shit is the best Get a bottle of it you wont be disappointed.

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  7. Rule #1 of the New High Sec.

    Before you can claim victory over anyone you must become a miner and mine for an indefinite time to prove your resolve.

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    1. You truly are one sad bitch.

      Glad you finally read the Code, it's sad you're too ignorant to comprehend it. Now on your knees hisec miner, where your type belongs.

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    2. Make up more of the game than your sorry asses.

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    3. Keep squealing piggiepoo255, salty little piggy tears best tears.

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    4. Boy this kid has a limited vocabulary.

      Stay in school.

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    5. https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/12/a-different-approach-to-breaking-the-cycle-of-poverty/384029/


      Just for you 441agpiggie. The old "stay in school" burn just don't have the sting you want when it comes from a ghettopiggie.

      Squeal more piggiepoo. Ehneepoo is counting on you to shift attention off the real question:

      Why can't ehneepiggie carry her own weight?
      I mean besides the obvious..

      "Stay in school" that's some salty squeal! ;)

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    6. So all the people who say stay in school are salty people to you. No wonder you cant learn anything. You have a mental illness.

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  8. A song parody after Rhiannon, You are truly anti-American.

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  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b6E7ingMNM

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  10. All you crying highsec shitters need to learn your place. Since 2012 all we have seen is crying and raging and begging for nerfs, and yet the New Order is still here. You are ineffective at best, but incompetent seems more likely.

    Highsec miners are too weak and simple mindded to govern themselves. Just like welfare queens, miners leech off society. Expecting something for nothing while biting the very hand that feeds. Leeches cry and rage about highsec but need it to survive, because highsec carebears are unable to provide for themselves like the rest of EVE.

    Highsec shitters will always live under James' rule, you will always be bottom of the food chain, and you will never be wanted in EVE. You are able to mine in highsec only by the good graces of James and CCP, they allow you to suck hind tit, and you seem to enjoy it.

    If you don't like the situation you can always get subbed and get a permit, or get out of highsec. We know you are scared to leave highsec, so it seems you are destined to subjugation by your own inability to play EVE properly. If you chicken shitters would just leave highsec to the truly new players and try to help contribute, you would get much more respect. As it is now, highsec miners are the lowest of the low, the most useless of players. Dog shit on the heel of the boots of the players that built EVE.

    I personally am glad to have a highsec full of shitters, or as we like to call it: "A target-rich environment". For you see, even with CONCORD blapping FR's, we will kill you just to hear you squeal. No sacrifice is too great if it means saving EVE from highsec leeches.

    Little highsec leech piggies, we are coming for you.

    No matter how loud you squeal, no one will save you. Every time a miner piggie dies, EVE becomes stronger. Kill enough of them and EVE will live forever.

    Now, on you knees little highsec carebear piggies. You know the pose.

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    1. Sure when you guys are more than 50% of the game. Less than 1% damn and that's all ganks so your less than 1%. Miners make up more of the game than you. So if miners are shit and they make up more of the game then your less than shit.

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

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    2. Piggiepoo253,

      You seem mad and incoherent, maybe you need to train reading comprehension, and get a permit while you are at it.

      Your tears alone on this site prove that gankers are making an impact that you are incapable of ignoring.

      Keep posting those parroted numbers, you don't even understand what they mean. All you know is that you are mad and unable to refrain from crying here.

      Welcome to the New Order of Highsec piggie, you will continue to squeal until we say you can stop.

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    3. Oh wow I was beginning to think this guy was a bot but he actual wrote more than one sentence, he's up to four now, school must be helping.

      Stay in school.

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    4. I am glad 443anon agrees. ehneepiggie253 needs a sub and a permit, and some help with her monthly bills, we can probably help with all of that if she could just stop hiding behind false bravado and tell the truth.

      Why can't you afford to sub up like the adults, enheepiggiepoo?

      We know why, but it will help you to admit it. It's the first step and all.

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    5. Why cant you afford to join a real corp, one that actually owns systems? Right James is poor I remember now.

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    6. Wait! What? "Welfare Quees?!" Is this about high sec miners or you?!

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  11. Alpha leeches are too weak to fight and too scared to flee highsec. They will always be subject to Gankers rule.

    Useless little piggies, get your permits before your gods warp in.

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    1. Sure you pay we play sounds good on ya right. Ha listen to him bark the under 1%.

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    2. Keep squealing those 1% tears piggiepoo254. You are stil squealing here and providing us with salty tears.

      Squeeeeeeal squeeeeeeeal, you know your place

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    3. But you don't play piggiepoo254, alpha's just take up space and waste resources, squealing for nerfs while the real players keep EVE alive.

      Get subbed piggiepoo, or be an ehneshitter forever, squealing for attention.

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    4. Just like you.

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    5. 447piggie just used the "i know you are but what am i" defense.

      You poor shitterpiggies, it must be awful to go through life that ignorant.

      You agpiggies need a new game, EvE is just too hard for shitters like you, even after all the nerfs.

      Squeal more agpiggies, your friend ehneepiggie can teach you how to hit those high notes. Squeeeeeeeeal

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    6. Nah you got the high note all on your own. I don't want to take that from you, your already in tears.

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  12. Keep squealing highsec piggies. You only exist for us to hunt. Your piggie tears are the best.

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  13. Gankers always win, highsec piggies always squeal. Looks like the "1%" rules EVE with an iron fist.

    Coincidentally, that's what piggies love most, iron fists!

    Squeal highsec ag piggies, squeal more of those salty tears.

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  14. All those highsec ag shitters are useless in game and RL. Makes you wonder why they even bother to play EVE. Unless they like to rp failing daily.

    Keep squealing highsec ag pigs.

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  15. The ag nazzipiggies spend a lot of time crying and squealing on this site.

    Looks like that 1% is still more than you piggie PHags can handle.

    Squeal more bitches, highsec gankers will always win over willfully ignorant shitterpiggies.

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  16. Man look at all this rage this kid has, he just cant stop posting and cursing and crying. Someone call his parents to let him know its going to be all right. Perhaps call the police and do a welfare check, sometimes these types get suicidal.

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    1. You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.

      We can still help you if you will just calm down and answer one simple question:

      Why can't you afford to pay for a subscription to EvE?

      :)

      Ragepiggieanon446 can't help shift the focus ehneepiggiepoo. Just let they truth out, piggie, we can help.

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    2. I don't want to play your childish game. Look how badly it has you swearing and getting mad.

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  17. Test of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.

    Test of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty's Ehnea's questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each miner each day.

    Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the almighty Ehnea's shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.

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    1. Test of piggieshitter: don't sub, don't Learn to play, cry like a bitch about "nazzies" and "1%". Wallow in destitution. Plagiarize the Code because you are unable to create original content.

      Oh look ehneepoopoggie and friends all qualify.

      Nice try ehneepoo, but we can tell your squeal anywhere.

      Why you no sub piggie?

      https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/12/a-different-approach-to-breaking-the-cycle-of-poverty/384029/

      Maybe this will help.

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    2. You have failed the test please try again later.

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  18. Awwwww

    The agpiggieshitters are squealing again, must be feeding time. OK, on your knees piggies, we know how you like it.

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  19. Wait I had something for this...


    Something about Ehnea-mas
    enemas. Ha! XD

    Get a sub you leeches!

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    1. Nah this site is more fun.

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  20. Don't pay them, they will just take your money and don't respond again.

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