Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Fireworks in Nakugard, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Alt 00 brought comfort and joy to the Nakugard system. The mood was spoiled by a grouchy rebel miner named Centurion Dorn, who was still sore from the loss of his Orca nearly a year earlier. Alt 00 resolved to help him see the light.


In situations like these, the rebel miner often tries to appeal to his fellow miners for support. Their defiant attitude rarely wins them friends, however. Highsec miners aren't very personable.


Centurion piloted an Orca and 4 Skiff alts. Destroying any of them would require several gankers. Since Alt 00 was the only Agent in the system, Centurion felt completely safe.


It was then that our Agent deployed a tactic that took Centurion completely by surprise: miner bumping.


Centurion's surprise turned to alarm and anger when he realized that Alt 00 was capable of bumping his Orca right out of the asteroid belt.


Like many multiboxing miners, Centurion used his Orca as an anchor for the rest of the mining ships. His Skiffs were set to orbit the Orca. When Alt 00 bumped the Orca far from the belt, the Skiffs automatically followed.


Because Centurion was too lazy to manage the Skiffs individually, they joined his Orca far outside of mining range. The miner was appalled. Surely the mighty CODE. alliance wouldn't approve of such a cheap tactic. Who ever heard of bumping miners?


Seething with rage, Centurion could do nothing but grind his teeth. Miners hate being ganked, but some hate being bumped even more.


Centurion couldn't stand to be defeated by a bumper. The furious carebear demanded that Alt 00 gank him.


Our Agent gave the miner a quick history lesson: The salvation of highsec was announced with a bump.


How could Centurion counter the bumping tactic? The miner's mind raced, albeit at its own pace.


Centurion warped himself and his alts over to a nearby station and parked there. Eventually he decided that all he could do was wait for Alt 00 to leave the system. Time passed.


The Orca and its quartet of Skiffs sat by the station. Centurion tried to shame Alt 00 into abandoning his use of the bump. No such luck.


Alt 00's scout alt kept a watchful eye on the neutered mining vessels. All Centurion could do was bark in local.


The bump is a powerful thing. Only the absolute integrity of our Agents keeps them from being corrupted by it.


A Nakugard resident stopped by and shot fireworks at Alt 00's scout. It was fitting way to celebrate Code Day.


One by one, Centurion's Skiffs logged off in defeat. Illuminated by the fireworks, Alt 00 stood triumphant in Nakugard for all to see.

39 comments:

  1. Spectacular! Who ever heard of bumping miners? lol

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    1. James's indestructible stabber was destroyed my friends, HAHAHAHAHA. What you missed that memo?

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    2. Just another 'anon' liar. No, it wasn't. No, you didn't. How does it feel to be not relevant and stupid as well?

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    3. Pic or it don't exist.

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  2. The bump is still a very effective weapon in our dwindling arsenal; it even allows those with the necessary control to develop admirable manual piloting skills.

    That's not me, I should add....

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    1. Indeed! And the first person camera is a great help!

      -Oink

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  3. Okay when someone says someone should die, that's off, like mentally off. It means the player needs to take a vacation from EvE Online. Keep your cool in game or don't play.

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    1. "The miner's mind raced, albeit at its own pace."

      Comedy gold right there!!

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    2. Nice work Alt 00 !

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    3. SO what should be done about comments in here that talk about RL murder?

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    4. Anonymous949AM, if it's a known player, they are banned from this site. If it was done by an anonymous account, that might be harder to block.

      Just my suggestions.

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    5. http://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html

      Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM

      @Anon11:15

      My god. I know we always make jokes about anti-gankers being abusive to their wives and children and that we in The New Order are proud to "take the hits so that they don't have to" but this is actual proof that we were right.

      Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.

      And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP

      From the link:
      http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735
      D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
      Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?

      Well whatever it was, I'm glad she didn't kill her children.

      inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.

      AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
      Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?

      This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.

      Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.

      And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.

      And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow

      AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
      They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?

      Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?

      AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
      You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.

      Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
      Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.

      Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.

      1. AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
      I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.

      That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
      1. Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
      Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!

      Never forget shardani XD XD XD

      1. AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
      Is it time to murder miners yet?

      In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.
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      Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM
      hahahahahahahahaha

      1. AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
      Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)

      Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.

      That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!

      1. AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
      452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.

      1. AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 6:23 PM
      ag can't keep it in-game. They worship the sicko who murdered his child IRL, and they privately wish death and harm against other EVE players. Ban ag and make New Eden a better place.

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  4. Theres 2 things that I have noticed over the many years of pvping miners/freighters.

    1. - You can get more tears from bumping miners than actually ganking them.

    2. - You get more tears from plebs in t1 mining barges/ventures than exhumer pilots

    p.s - when bumping antigankers cant stop you and cry even harder then they currently do XD XD XD

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    1. I do agree, and more fun

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    2. That you actual fail at life and shouldn't beat you kids or else your AG hubby will leave your ass and take your kids with him.

      That's what you should have learned you dumb ass child abusing bitch.

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  5. This prompts for further simulations with realistic parameters for interstellar gas density, plasma properties and temperature. Presently the Hubble's law is explained by Doppler shift being larger from distant stars. This effectively supports the hypothesis of expanding universe. In the mass polariton theory of light this hypothesis is not needed since redshift becomes automatically proportional to the distance from the star to the observer,"

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    1. Good to know, more comments like this please.

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  6. RIP Vile Rat.

    Never forgotten.

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    1. Don't forget that anti-gankers celebrated when he died - https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=354068

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    2. Don't forget code still celebrates and laughs about Kalynne

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    3. Sean Durcan (deceased), IG character Kalynn Shardani (ag), was a piece of trash both in and out of game.

      Kalynn Shardani > Shelley Tortuga the person who owned this toon passed away this past July
      Shelley Tortuga > The player behind Kalynn Shardani was always very encouriging and nice
      Kalynn Shardani > I am happy to hear he was like that in game and glad he made so many friends http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/nm55g/ not much like that outta game i'm affraid
      MRxX7XxMONKEY > oh the 54yo man was the owner of that character?
      Kalynn Shardani > so hence why im trying to get rid of his toon - (wife)
      -- full pastebin

      Condemn him and honor his late son's memory, and his surviving wife and son.

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    4. Vile Rat, AKA Sean Smith, was the longtime head diplomat of Goonswarm and the CFC prior to its rebranding as the Imperium. In the real world, he worked for the US State Department and was killed on September 11, 2012 in an attack on the US Embassy in Libya.

      No EVE player before or since focused as much as he did on using diplomacy as a strategic tool.

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    5. Still mixing RL with your game, bet you still condemn people who use RL in the game. Hypocrisy!

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  7. So this worthless fuck used Sean's murder as an insult.
    I'll be paying him some very special attention in the game.

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    1. Why you guys still using a child murder and suicide for your personal gains. Your group even said it was for the best that his kid didn't grow up to be a carebear.

      So its only good when you fucks do it huh?

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    2. http://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html

      Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM

      @Anon11:15

      My god. I know we always make jokes about anti-gankers being abusive to their wives and children and that we in The New Order are proud to "take the hits so that they don't have to" but this is actual proof that we were right.

      Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.

      And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP

      From the link:
      http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735
      D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
      Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?

      Well whatever it was, I'm glad she didn't kill her children.

      inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.

      Also, Link please

      AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
      Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?

      This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.

      Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.

      And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.

      And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow

      You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.

      AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
      They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?

      Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?

      AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
      You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.

      Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
      Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.

      Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.

      AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
      I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.

      That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)

      Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
      Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!

      Never forget shardani XD XD XD

      AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
      Is it time to murder miners yet?
      In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.


      Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM
      hahahahahahahahaha

      1. AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
      Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)

      Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.

      That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!

      AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
      452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.

      AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 6:23 PM
      ag can't keep it in-game. They worship the sicko who murdered his child IRL, and they privately wish death and harm against other EVE players. Ban ag and make New Eden a better place.

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    3. If you are so chickenshit that you are too afraid to even use an Internet handle, then your opinion means nothing. Deal with it.
      PS those are minerbumping posts, not in-game chat. Again, mean nothing. Just like every scumbag that posts as "Anonymous'. Wish James would remove that posting option.

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    4. Go for it, it would only prove that you guys are fine with nerfing. What cant handle words now, keep those tears rolling.

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    5. A fucktard who cant fight shit with guns so he attacks shit with no guns calling an anon "chickenshit". Wow this guy needs to fucking rethink his life, what a douche. Dude you kill miners, you are the definition of a chicken shit. Fucking codebears are retarded too.

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    6. Calm down and get an identity Anon326.

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    7. Lawton still needs a permit. He is still a deviant.

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  8. Test of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.

    Test of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Ehnea's questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each miner each day.

    Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the almighty Ehnea's shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.


    If you cannot complete these tasks then you have never and can never win.

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    1. Oh man, not even The almighty Ehnea does not know the answers to the Questions Three :P'

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    2. Oh those are easy.

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  9. "James 315 is our father", damn James you might wanna get tested fucking that many bitches.

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