The Agents of the New Order are EVE's rock stars. They attract attention wherever they go--even when not they're doing anything. The mere presence of someone from the mighty CODE. alliance in local can be enough to draw a crowd.
Angry carebears howl at our Agents. But every so often, a dangerous threat emerges.
Agent Australian Excellence was spotted by Kapisa Pollux, a self-styled "Code Killer". So much for a peaceful day of killing defenseless miners! Australian had a real fight on his hands.
Kapisa spat insults while hunting down our Agent. He didn't fear the Code or pay any respect to highsec's Saviour. By his own admission, Kapisa was a merciless, terrible enemy. Just how big of a threat was he, though?
Kapisa had a killboard efficiency rating of less than 4%. The Code Killer may have slightly exaggerated his PvP prowess.
Ah, there it was: Although he'd denied being a miner, Kapisa lost a mining ship to a member of CODE. a few months earlier. At the time, this non-miner was a member of a corp called Seventh Circle Mining Inc.
While Agent Australian was temporarily engaged elsewhere, Kapisa continued shouting and making vague threats.
The Code Killer didn't yet have any kills against CODE. members recorded on his killboard. He had plenty of opinions, though. He accused our upstanding Agents of being sociopaths and macro users.
Those who have never enforced the Code would be surprised by how many highsec miners claim to have served in the military. If their claims were taken at face value, one might assume that military men have a natural distaste for action and competitive activities. However, intelligent and discerning people are never required to take carebears' claims at face value.
Kapisa's failed efforts at verbal PvP were interrupted by Oak Heart, another rebel who had an axe to grind.
The Code Killer disliked CODE. members and people who code for a living. He had little esteem for office workers whose contribution to society paled in comparison to his own unverifiable heroics.
Kapisa went on to brag that his real-life killboard was far better than his underwhelming EVE killboard. And yet somehow he failed to impress our Agent.
Australian knew what this miner really needed: A sympathetic ear and a 10 million isk mining permit. He offered to provide both. Would the Code Killer accept?
To be continued...
Yet another a miner who can't keep it in game.ReplyDelete
"His out of game persona is his PvP main.
Boom boom boom goes your cupcake factoryDelete
long live jeorge395...huzzah!ReplyDelete
Dang, was hoping for Gelhan Part 4...ReplyDelete
Everyone dies, but not everyone really livesDelete
I think Rob authors this blogReplyDelete
I was thinking the same thingDelete
it sounds like something from his YouTube series
wow sounds like that antiganking moderator that they worship that killed his child and then himselfReplyDelete
No Wolf no , it was you that committed the killingsDelete
Australian Excellence is true to The Code.Delete
"If allowing the miner to vent his profanities toward me in local saves his wife or children one extra beating, that's something I'll gladly take."
I will cast my vote to eliminate CODE in the upcoming CSMDelete
Code Nazis proving that they are just hateful.Delete
Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM
Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.
And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP
From the link:
D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?
inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.
Also, Link please
AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?
This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.
Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.
And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.
And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow
You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.
AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?
Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?
Wolf SopranoJune 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
Haha thats rich coming from thomas who likes to sperg in local now about how hes NOT trying to save a freighter while fail repping it in a basilisk ���� ag still worship shardani too! Disgusting
AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.
Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.
Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.
AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.
That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!
Never forget shardani XD XD XD
AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
Is it time to murder miners yet?
In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.
Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM
AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)
Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.
That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!
AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.
Wolf SopranoJuly 19, 2017 at 8:43 PM
wow sounds like that antiganking moderator that they worship that killed his child and then himself
All who worship anyone other than James must die. James AkbarDelete
If Kapisa Pollux is a RL father, I sincerely hope his children are safe and sound.ReplyDelete
This code thing is the true provoker of rage, then they claim to be innocentDelete
It does not matter, all who oppose James will suffer, and we will end them. James Akbar!Delete
If Kapisa Pollux maintained his issued equipment the way he maintained his Retriever during his tour of duty in Afghanistan, he wouldn't have made it back alive to play EvE Online.ReplyDelete
He is an infidel who does not follow the way of James, he will perish. James Akbar!Delete
In other news . . . Sweet Corn is on sale this week at ACME six ears for $2ReplyDelete
Y'know, Ehnea, you seem to have a similar mindset with myself. If my theory about you is true, you may come to support code. Not on the grounds of miner hate, but on the basis that code also destroys ships fit so badly, they could lead tp retinal cancers upom viewing them. This blog highlights the kills and badstuff, but so rarely do we get highlights on things like agents helping out people. It happens, normally after a gank i find. But it still gives me hope for a brighter,better fit hisec.Delete
That is my theory on you ehnea menk
She is not worthy of our great cause she must be destroyed by our righteous fury. James Akbar!Delete
Hey Anon 10:01, I'll answer that point.Delete
I can't see myself 180-ing my stance on CODE., but I can see the good and the bad in anything. I'm not someone locked into gameplay ideology.
Both CODE. and the Hulkageddon events share a common opportunity to teach people how to reduce the chance of loss during mining.
* Always keep your eyes on local, and learn to use the flagging feature in your contact list.
* never..EVER...AFK-mine or AFK-autopilot.
* take advantage of any defensive capabilities on your exhumer. There's no excuse to have empty rig or power slots on an exhumer. I lose my mind when I see this in some of the killmails posted here.
Procurers and skiffs have great tanks (yes, yes, YES, I know there's no such thing as an unbreakable tank).
* only fly what you can afford to lose. If you can't replace it at least three times in a row, don't buy it. Do not bling out mining ships assuming nothing will happen to them. Something will happen, even to Ventures.
I forgot one very important point in light of some of the comments made by Kapisa Pollux: don't threaten players, don't take the game seriously, and accept loss as a normal part of the game.Delete
A solid response. Fair enough.Delete
The missing equipment in barges/exhumers is especially funny when you consider that shield ward rigs M are for less than 0.25M... and dmg contorl 2 is for less than 0.5M isk - put the two together and you get quite tanky ship.Delete
On my proc I hit already 57K EHP and plan to reach 65-70K. not indestructible but 15-20 destroyers needed for successful gank makes it in practice indestructible. [of course there is always possibility of assembling fleet to take down one proc... of someone who is CODE compliant ;] I think we are more likely to see such fleet to take down orca.
Test of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.ReplyDelete
Test of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Ehnea's questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each code monkey each day.
Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the almighty Ehnea's shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.
These tests are nothing compared to the truth of our great savior James 315. You should die. James Akbar!Delete
Things can look perfect this type of coding and I hope that this coding will make us able to make a killer game.ReplyDelete
lol, Jamey gets trolled by a vet.ReplyDelete
I wonder if Jamey or any members of CHODE. have fought and sacrificed for their RL country. I seriously doubt it. That would mean coming out from behind the keyboard every once in a while.
I am James Ackbar, I lord over James315ReplyDelete
Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.ReplyDelete
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