Friday, July 28, 2017

Over One Trillion Two Hundred Six Billion in Shares Sold


Pow! There it is.

Black Pedro kept the spirit of EVE alive with his purchase of an additional 1,000 shares. Said purchase sent us past the 1,205 billion isk mark, but more importantly, it was made with pure intentions. That's the real reason Black Pedro earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Another milestone reached: zyk0 purchased his first 1,000 shares, thereby sending us past the 1,206 billion isk mark. But zyk0 didn't earn a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Are you awake and fully alert, dear reader? These posts don't contain boilerplate, no matter how often we pass a billion isk mark. If you weren't paying close attention, reread the previous paragraph, because something unprecedented occurred here.


At the very moment I was processing new share purchases, I saw an unusual event unfolding live in MinerBumping chat.


A freighter belonging to zyk0 had just been destroyed! Controversy ensued.


zyk0 was a new shareholder. I mean, he was really new--brand ganking new.


I had a hunch about what was going on. Agents of the New Order, always trust your hunches. They're practically facts.


zyk0 immediately confessed that his purchase of 1,000 shares occurred after his freighter started getting bumped.


As always, perfect justice prevailed. Everyone walked away happy. zyk0 was allowed to keep his shares, but he didn't get a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ due to the circumstances surrounding the purchase.


In a world where the powerful are so often marked by corruption and incompetence, it's nice to see a regime where everything goes the way it's supposed to. Simply put, the Code works.

48 comments:

  1. Always nice to see a manual intervention by the Saviour. Tough but fair.

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  2. Now is the winter of our discontent
    Made glorious summer by these sons of James 315

    - every smart carebear

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    1. Work that shaft you cock hound.

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  3. Thou cam'st on earth to make the earth my hell.

    - said every Goofus

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    1. Earth is long gone get your history right dumbass.

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  4. He was but as the cuckoo is in June,
    Heard, not regarded.

    - Shakespeare, foreseeing Phoenix Jr

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    1. Keep RL separate from game life moron.

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  5. O, Harry, thou hast robbed me of my Retriever!
    - anon carebear, shortly before petitioning CCP, and rage quitting when the logs failed to help

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  6. The game's afoot:
    Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
    Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!
    - anon New Order FC, giving the order to undock

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  7. That’s a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.
    - New Order scout, finding an unlicensed carebear

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  8. This story shall the good man teach his son,
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered;
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother.
    - what Bing meant to write, before being distracted

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    1. Whoops. Missed it by THAT much...

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  9. The first thing we do, let's kill all the carebears
    - page 1 of super secret New Order training manual

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  10. As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods:
    They kill us for their sport
    - whined the goofus

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    1. Yeah we know what becomes of boys who get pleasure from torturing smaller creatures. Now don't we.

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  11. The mirror of all courtesy
    - Shakespeare on James 315

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  12. A load would sink a navy: too much honour
    - Cardinal Wolsey on NO Agents

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  13. Nothing escapes Shakespeare, as nothing escapes the New Order
    - me

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    1. LAME, stick to whats good.

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  14. Sheeeeeee, Zyk0, talk about telegraphing your attempt at fraud.

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    1. Are you CODE compliant yet?

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    2. HAHAHAHA, dipshit wants you to be a Nazis.

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  15. I love our saviour! He is such a merciful and great man!

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    1. Child beater.

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    2. Are you CODE compliant yet?

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  16. Another COmmoDE masturbation story. You children need new content.

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    1. They have no new content, they are forever stuck with the programming James gave them. All bots, all the time, no original thoughts.

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    2. Why? Our current content keeps you crawling to our blog to whine and fill our buckets with your tears.

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    3. Tears from laughing at your pathetically juvenile attempts to role play. Buncha space LARPers.

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  17. That miner really should have made sure his paperwork was in order before undocking. Even in the future it's vital to still have standards.

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  18. At the end, zyk0 appeared to be repentant for his attempted act of deceit. He might need a probationary period, but otherwise he might be back on track to being CODE. compliant once again. \o/

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    1. Are you CODE compliant yet?

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  19. Look its the fucking code Nazis and their best fucking friends ISIS, look here jacktards you guys are the fucking bad guys killing unarmed non combatants and then you gave the god damned nerve t try and shit on the fucking military, well guess what fuck boys, that shit don't fly.

    And for any of you cock guzzlers that feel the need to say you are in the military all I can say is you forgot your fucking integrity and need to get an old fashioned smoking, and some lovely wall to wall counselling for doing some shit that we go out and fucking kill people to prevent.

    You don't kill civilians and claim to be good guys, and if you do you get the business end of the hate from true heros and not some twat fart who claims he elected his own damn panzy ass because he cant fucking play a god damned game.

    11B out.

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    1. 1) It's a game. Lighten up, Francis
      2) LOL infantry

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    2. Yeah, you should see this POG's tears on the previous post. And out of all of his new wall of tears he only capitalized nazis and isis. Sad.
      And he still has yet to address the fact that he misattributed a Shakespeare quote to US Soldiers and got super upset about it.
      True grunts wouldn't whine anonymously on a blog about a video game.

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    3. You are the only one to "shit on the fucking military" by feeding stereotypes with your ignorance.

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    4. Nitetime video such a piece of liberal shit he cant even tell what is real.

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  20. So much code tears in here on the nerfed blog, guess quotes is all you guys got now, and not even quoted properly.

    Stay in school.

    Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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  21. If only shardani was CODE compliant, who knows what might have been.

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  22. A NERFED BLOG! PUSSY'S!

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  23. Trolls win again I see.

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  24. 3 Times now trolls have defeated the code.

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  25. "I had a hunch about what was going on. Agents of the New Order, always trust your hunches. They're practically facts."

    my hunch: most code pilots are inhumane people that get a kick out of harrasing people online deu to the simple fact that there can never be a person that can retaliate

    Ergo Fact by your own admission and statement.

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    1. Welcome, registered user Icey. It's not harassment--it's elite PvP--exactly the sort of thing that EVE Online is famous for. We prey on bad pilots and enjoy the thrill of the hunt. Some capsuleers improve and become compliant, some of them double down on bad choices and write angry tear mails, and some of them dedicate themselves to opposing us. In James 315 Territory citizens and squatters alike have something to feel passionate about. The Code Always Wins!

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    2. Dear lawrence,

      The "ingame" mechanic called elite pvp equals the personal wish of the controlling person to harras people please do understand the difference although i must understand this might be hard for you.

      also on a side note i do whole heartedly support your efforts to kill bad players in an attempt for them to learn and get better at it.

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    3. Dear professor Lawton if killing people who do not have the ability to fight back is elite PvP then shooting unarmed people is elite warfare. You see how it does not add up right. If you make the statement that this is roleplay then try roleplaying as a real person who actually says that they are being elite by killing unarmed people.

      If your still ok with roleplaying as a person who thinks it is ok to kill unarmed people then it means your ok with it in real life because you can accept it.

      The point of sandbox games is to allow you to be who you are deep down inside. So that is you deep down inside, a person who thinks its good to kill unarmed people.

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    4. Dear anon 8:11.

      the concept of a pirate killing a unarmed defensless target is allot older than the concept of eve, if said target would pay attention said target would never get killed.

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  26. Whats I code crying about today? Oh right they nerfed their blog because words hurt.

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