Saturday, July 22, 2017

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #136

We're saving highsec, and the signs of progress are everywhere:


You see that? They used to tell us to commit suicide or die of cancer. Looking at the sun is mild by comparison.


Welcome to the one hundred thirty-sixth edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag! I wasn't going to make an official welcome, but the world could use a little more ceremony, I think.


Yeah, I'm sure Mulder 666 only had pure thoughts before our Agent put that into his head by ganking his shuttle.


Our Agents give miners the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes there's no doubt.


Typically, an Agent gives a miner multiple occasions to redeem himself. The problem is that miners can also use those opportunities to dig an even deeper hole.


I guess you could say giving someone a second chance (or a third or fourth or fifth) is a high-risk, high-reward proposition.


The carebears insist that we're scum with no PvP ability, but they keep losing tens of trillions of isk to us. They must be exceptionally bad at PvP--or elite PvP, at least.


If Hunter Acosta spent more time reading "all the CODE stuff" and less time writing up elaborate reimbursement requests, maybe he wouldn't lose so much stuff.


Miners love to complain about me and my organization. But the real source of their problems is the disorganization and bot-aspirancy in highsec. Why don't the miners ever protest that?


This is a question we get all the time from greedy miners who lack faith in the Code. The answer is very simple, though...


Please don't interrupt me.


If being the single most relevant player in EVE Online counts as "active", then sure.


John Amachase complains that he gets "only" two hours to play EVE every day. That's so typical of the carebear mindset. Give an Agent of the New Order two hours and he'll change the world.

17 comments:

  1. "I am broke and without a good ship to mine with." \o/

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    1. My last name is Bot and I am a member of the Mighty Code.

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    2. Silence you blasphemous infidel, you must die for the great James, forever may he reign. We will find you and martyr ourselves to end you swine. James Akbar!

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  2. What about basic missions from career agents? seems like that ought to give more than enough money for anyone to actually be able to lose not 1, 2 or 3 but at least 10 ventures.

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    1. It matters not if they do not join us we will burn millions of our own ships to destroy millions of theirs, they die while we achieve paradise. James Akbar!

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  3. HAha fights worthy of your skill. That says lots about the agents of code. No talent! Yet they will still cry about how killing miners with little to no defenses is "elite pvp" what children.

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    1. Obviously you don't understand Elite PVP.

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    2. Obviously you don't understand what a fight is.

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    3. Our fight is a righteous one for our savior who will bring peace to Eve, but to bring that peace we must martyr ourselves and kill all infidels like you. James Akbar!

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  4. Hunter Acosta did eventually do the right thing and decide to purchase a permit \o/ He also appears to have started doing some w-space exploration, I wish him the best of luck!

    With regard to money, it's shocking how many times some variation of what Prof. Lawton quotes above is followed by comparably huge losses of ships in low/nullsec/wspace on their killboards. Sometimes you will even get that followed by it's inverse bingo-square "Whatever that loss was nothing" in almost the same breath as well.

    Its a part of the basic bad faith argument package that often gets deployed by miners. You can give people the benefit of the doubt, but zkillboard shows over and over again miners saying them to be full of shit.

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    1. Watch your language, you must make amends to our great savior James, blessing be upon him, you too must follow his rules for New Eden to be the paradise we are making. If you cannot follow our saviors rules then you will be killed so that paradise will be achieved. James Akbar!

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  5. James, Instead of trying to fix the unfixable, why don't you try to fix CCP first? The rest will follow.

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    1. They can be fixed, they can be killed. James Akbar!

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  6. Yeah like elite PVP for Ag is getting Code kills with no concord. Then Code cries it was only Catalyst or a Brutix
    that has killed billions...in defenceless ships

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    1. They were infidels who deserved to die because they did not join our cause, they do not believe as we do, and they do not worship our savior. James Akbar!

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  7. This is really perfect to see the progress and I hope that while working with your coding techniques, we will be able to learn new things.

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  8. Bot aspirants getting FUCKED again.

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