Our Agents typically shrug off claims that I'm banned from the game; carebears have been proclaiming my ban since the earliest days of the New Order. But this time was different: Wayndre had 14 different sources all reporting that I was banned. CCP developers themselves had also gone on the record confirming the ban.
Clearly, if 14 different sources all agree on something, there must be some truth to it. Bellatrix remained skeptical, however. After all, there's rarely any truth to what highsec miners say.
Wayndre produced his first source, an article from The Eve Onion--a satirical fake news site authored by Agent Tubrug1. Wayndre was off to a rocky start.
The miner's next source was from a Reddit post, which linked to an article I wrote for TheMittani.com. At the beginning of the article, I mentioned that I'd been wrongfully permabanned back in 2006, that I'd petitioned it, and that CCP lifted the ban after a week. The EVE subreddit inadvertently trolled itself by linking the article with an announcement that I'd been permabanned.
By now, Wayndre was getting desperate. His next "article" came from the EVE forums:
The EVE-O post was actually just a miner's rant that made no mention of any bans.
Upon inspection, Wayndre's fourteen sources turned out to be just three, none of which survived any scrutiny. Wayndre made a strategic withdrawal.
Earlier, Wayndre said that CCP made a public declaration of my ban and the reasons for it. That post never materialized. The miner wasn't interested in talking about the ban rumors anymore.
Faced with a non-banned organization led by a non-banned leader, Wayndre had no choice but to plead for mercy.
Bellatrix tried to reason with the miner and give him a way out. Unfortunately, the carebear only incriminated himself further.
Enough with the resistance nonsense. It was time for Wayndre to get right with the Code.
Bellatrix was baffled. Hadn't this miner just been talking about my alleged ban? In fact, Wayndre was being honest for the first time: He didn't know me at all. If he did, he would obey my Code.
Wayndre felt helpless. Agents of the New Order are too good at elite PvP. They're unbeatable.
Bellatrix offered Wayndre one final olive branch, but the miner turned up his nose and terminated the convo. In his last words, Wayndre threatened to report Bellatrix to CCP. Will she be banned? I guess we'l find out.
loyalanon.
ReplyDeleteBonus Room RL harassment.
Approved by Jamey and his CHODE. cronies.
That they still refer to loyanon with such misplaced reverence speaks volumes.
I know right?!? Erotica 1 and loyal have committed the worst internet space-atrocities in the history of internet space-atrocities!!!1
Delete-Galaxy Pig
Really, Anon? Because loyal got banned for Something Else. Erotica 1 got banned for No Reason, because CCP refused to provide one.
DeleteBeing Ero1 didn't break any of the EULA terms of service. Or any laws.
Apparently humiliating players in public isn't allowed anymore. So I guess they need to ban everybody that made players sing for a ransom, like we did back In The Old Days.
Now we just kill them all.
Be seeing you, "Anon".
I'll make you into a foot stool
Deleteoh no not the bonus room! hahahahahaha
Deletenever forget the antiganking moderator that killed his child and then himself XD
(over a video game btw - speaks volumes as to how salty/toxic AG are XDXDXD )
This miner sounds sad and upset about things.
DeleteCivilian
DeleteDJ Entropy enjoys people laughing about RL death.
DeleteTL;DR
DeleteGreat work, Bellatrix! Keep it up!
ReplyDelete-Oink
moo
DeleteNeigh
DeleteTest of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.
ReplyDeleteTest of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Ehnea's questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each code monkey each day.
Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the almighty Ehnea's shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.
Now all you need is a wildly popular EVE online related blog and more then 2 people who have any idea who you are.
DeleteGood luck, Miner!
Civilian
DeleteThe only reason these blogs exist is because if you posted according to the rules of the eve forums it would be shut down for harassment.
DeleteAh how masturbating to your own cult and harassing others has taken a trend with todays lost youth.
STOP CALLING PEOPLE JEWS ASSHOLE!
DeleteDJ... Hope you're well, and prospering!
DeleteREPORTED FOR REPORTING!
ReplyDeleteThe miner's arguments were shut down one by one by Agent Bellatrix's incontrovertible facts. Does he admit he was wrong, give a 'gf' and buy a permit? No. He threatens to file a frivolous petition. What a Goofus!
ReplyDelete"The 10 million isk permit is a litmus test. It tells us whether a player is willing to play EVE or not. The bot-aspirant fails every time." -- James 315 VIII/MMXIV
A litmus test started by CCP. Because permits used to be free....until CCP decided otherwise.
DeletePermits are still free, copy paste and edit
DeleteWhy pay for one when you can rob it from another
DeleteThe miner's arguments were shut down one by one by Agent Bellatrix's incontrovertible facts. Does he admit he was wrong, give a 'gf' and buy a permit? No. He threatens to file a frivolous petition. What a Goofus!
DeleteYou can only git a GF if theres a fight, a gank is not a fight, its a sneak attack.
DeleteThe hate you give
DeleteI love how the moron used a post by NITSHE as "proof". Hey, moron....you do know Nitshe was permabanned from the forums later, yes?
ReplyDeleteMoron?
Hello?
Beuller?
Do you know for a fact that he is a moron?
DeleteCultists do not really see intelligence, their leaders prevent them from seeing truth, James has his members completely under his control.
DeleteI love how the Apache used a post by NITSHE as "proof". Hey, moron....you do know Nitshe was permabanned from the forums later, yes?
DeleteHe never heard of a player he said was banned from eve online.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it.
Robert, you haven't logged a comment in awhile, are you ok? I'm a little concerned.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Ming?
ReplyDeleteDead
DeleteBoring...you griefers are unoriginal and BORING.
ReplyDeleteThanksgiving to us :)
DeleteHahahaha, you eat shit then.
DeleteYes I will! Thank you:)
DeleteHigh-energy plasma physics is an experimental field with lots of uncharted areas, so to explore all that unknown territory, researchers from both companies created a machine-learning tool based on what’s called the Optometrist Algorithm.
ReplyDeletehttps://futurism.com/tag/optometrists-algorithm/
DeleteWhat happened to Shardani ?
ReplyDeleteThe first known attempt at creating genetically modified human embryos in the United States has been carried out by a team of researchers in Portland, Oregon, Technology Review has learned. The effort, led by Shoukhrat Mitalipov of Oregon Health and Science University, involved changing the DNA of a large number of one-cell embryos with the gene-editing technique CRISPR, according to people familiar with the scientific results.
ReplyDeleteGood evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.
ReplyDeletehmmm bro it's like july
DeleteOnce again Jamey proves pre-teen boys can stay focused when subject to the rule of a firm hand! Good Job one and All!
ReplyDeleteI knew it, he likes the little buttboi's. Every one of these little agents are his buttboi's.
DeleteThis site has been nerfed yet again.
ReplyDeleteTrolls win, ALWAYS!