Friday, July 21, 2017

The Code Killer, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Unlicensed miner Kapisa Pollux was delighted to see Agent Australian Excellence in the Poinen system. Kapisa declared that he was not a miner, but a "Code Killer", and that he planned to slaughter Australian and all of his alts. Our Agent prepared for battle.

Earlier, Kapisa claimed that he was in the military and that the true measure of a man was how many people he'd killed in real life. Australian wanted the troubled miner to know that he was available for a friendly dialogue at any time.

Another rebel, Oak Heart, was also active in Poinen. The two carebears brought out the worst in each other.

Australian took pity on the non-compliants. Oak Heart cursed the mighty CODE. alliance for its Sun Tzu-approved tactics.

The self-proclaimed Code Killer had so far failed to hunt down any CODE. members. He consoled himself with the 200 million isk that he claimed he'd earned in the 30 minutes since he entered Poinen. Kapisa took issue with Oak Heart's complaints about one-sided PvP, though. (Put two rebels in a channel together and they're bound to start fighting.)

Oak Heart one-upped Kapisa's 200 million isk by casually mentioning that he was "trying" to buy a supercarrier. Though Kapisa didn't mind gankers shooting unarmed ships, he condemned CODE.'s use of bots.

Kapisa suddenly remembered that he was in the military and prepared to depart Poinen and its excellent isk/hr ratio.

Despite the Code Killer's bold promises, no Code-killing had taken place. Speaking of CODE., Agent Australian was suspiciously quiet...

Watch out for our Agents when they're quiet. Australian had been busy PvP'ing--without interference from the Code Killer.

Although rebels may mock and scorn our Agents, even they can't resist having a look at a nice, juicy killmail.

Deltilan Aivoras lost 2.3 billion isk--an expensive bathroom break.

Carebears, if you need to use the bathroom while in highsec, please refer to the following resources:

What Exactly Is AFK Mining?
New Order Bathroom Protocol
New Order Bathroom Protocol Supplemental

Australian asked the question everyone in Poinen must've been wondering: Why hadn't the rebels saved Deltilan's ship? After all, there were mouthy rebels in the system and at their keyboards. I suppose the resistance movement is limited to crying in local.

In the end, nothing can kill the Code. Anyone who pretends to be a "Code Killer" is fooling himself--and probably no one else. The only reasonable thing to do is obey the Code and show proper respect to its enforcers.


  1. Yes you cant even take a piss without the code telling you how you may or may not, however it is refreshing to see a battleship this time, its a huge difference from their normal diet of unarmed miners and freighters, however an afk ship still doesn't shoot back.

    1. ..and inactive invulns don't provide invulnerability...

      Expensive 30 seconds, all told. well done Australian Excellence and Team!

    2. Hello Robert, Do you author this information article?

    3. Hey Rob you better not be commenting on here, thats AFK!

  2. Don't forget to ask permission to comment in the comments section. James must give you permission to do so. Please provide screenshots of him giving that permission or you are violating the law of the new order.

  3. Still not a fight.

    1. It was elite PVP.

    2. That's some good drugs these fucks are on.

  4. All of you must bow to the will of the savior James, blessings upon his name, for it is only by killing all those who do not convert to his way that New Eden shall know peace. James Akbar!

  5. Meh, sounds made up.

  6. Yay! Rebels accomplish nothing except filling chat with obscenities.

    1. We must rip their tongues from their blasphemous mouths. James Akbar!

  7. What is it with EVE and this subculture of illiterate, uneducated, mentally retarded plebs? They should be chained up in a zoo somewhere, and starved until they learn to be normal.

    Well done to Agent Australian Excellence for dealing with the above mentioned.

    Praise James! \0/

    1. They probably come from r/eve.

    2. Confirming that I do approve of Australian Excellence's and CODE. tactics (I assume The Saviour was referring to me).

      Congratulations, Australian Excellence and Tax Collectors, lots of good work being done in Poinen.

      -Sun-Tzu Rollard

    3. Whoa, calm yourself Agent lol ;J

    4. We must kill them all. James Akbar!

  8. The bathroom protocol is one of the many great perks of being a Code-compliant miner. Why carebears oppose this benevolent rule is beyond me.

    1. Because they are stupid, kill them all. James Akbar!

  9. woah antigankers still failing hard? why do they fail so hard??

    1. You keep saying the same things over and over Jamey bitch will send his suicide killers after you. Child beater.

  10. I hope that your coding solution will help me to have some good coding solution for my program. Thanks for sharing.

  11. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability. propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

  12. Don't kid yourselves. Even the dirtiest pirates from the birth of EVE have been carebears. They use alts to bring them goods at cheap prices and safely, rather than live with consequences of their in game actions on their main, from concord to prices

  13. Test of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.

    Test of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Ehnea's questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each code monkey each day.

    Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the almighty Ehnea's shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.

  14. How do you know your talking to an agent of code?

    They tell you to go kill yourself.

    How do you make and agent of code happy?

    You kill yourself.

  15. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

  16. Code Nazis proving that they are just hateful.

    Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM
    Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.

    And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP

    From the link:
    D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
    Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?

    inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.

    Also, Link please

    AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
    Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?

    This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.

    Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.

    And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.

    And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow

    You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.

    AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
    They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?

    Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?

    Wolf SopranoJune 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
    Haha thats rich coming from thomas who likes to sperg in local now about how hes NOT trying to save a freighter while fail repping it in a basilisk ���� ag still worship shardani too! Disgusting

    AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
    You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.

    Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
    Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.

    Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.

    AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
    I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.

    That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
    Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
    Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!

    Never forget shardani XD XD XD

    AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
    Is it time to murder miners yet?

    In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.

    Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM

    AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
    Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)

    Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.

    That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!

    AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
    452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.
    Wolf SopranoJuly 19, 2017 at 8:43 PM

    wow sounds like that antiganking moderator that they worship that killed his child and then himself

    1. Anon 2:06... stop, get some help. Please,I worry about you Wolfe. Your mom worries about you... here, I'll let her type. My little Wolfe....don't be a douche like your dad. Time to for you. I'll be by soon to tuck you in. Kiss kiss from mum!

  17. "[04:23:08] Oak Heart > hard to lose when you wont fight anything that could be an even battle"

    Fast forward 7 minutes >>>>>> Battleship Killmail.

    OOPS. Looks like Oak Heart is gonna need a new incorrect stereotype to hang his hat on next time.


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