Sunday, July 30, 2017

Kills of the Week

"Don't pay for a mining permit," the rebels advise their fellow carebears--as if ten million isk is expensive. In fact, a New Order mining permit puts money right back into the wallet of the person who buys one. It saves money. How much money, you ask? Look no further than these kills from the week of July 23rd @ 00:00 EVEtime through July 29th @ 23:59 EVEtime...



Yeah, no sense burying the lede here. Bill Haley suffered a catastrophic loss of over 62 billion isk when his anti-tanked freighter waddled into the historic Kamio system. The spirit of the Code struck him down. Agents Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Aruka, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector HongMei, Trump The King, Taxman Daniel, unknown boat, Giselle Rozei, Tawny Rozei, Sherri Rozei, Shanade Rozei, Ruby Rozei, Christine Rozei, and Harletta Quinn proved once again the extraordinary vitality of the mighty CODE. alliance.



Several years ago, autopiloting shuttles were among the most common sights in highsec. Then highsec was graced with the light of the Code, which reduced the autopiloting shuttles to a tiny percentage of their former population. So Calla Panala wasn't exactly getting safety in numbers when he hauled his 20.7 billion isk cargo in a shuttle. In fact, Agent Ralliana found him to be a highly conspicuous target.


A library of skillbooks and 18.7 billion isk worth of skill injectors were engulfed in flames. What a Goofus.



iceberserker's Iteron Mark V was fail-fit, there's no question about that. It was also in the wrong place at the wrong time: The wrong place being highsec, the wrong time being when Agent Ralliana was on duty. Our heroine blapped the carebear and another 6.3 billion isk was removed from enemy hands.


Decadence kills.



You'd think freighter pilots would be more cautious when they get near Uedama, but no. Stilgar XXX managed to lose a freighter worth 8.4 billion isk. His punishment was delivered by Agents Trump The King, Taxman Daniel, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector HongMei, Tawny Rozei, Sherri Rozei, Christine Rozei, Lagatha Rozei, Giselle Rozei, Ruby Rozei, and Harletta Quinn. I think we can all agree that the punishment was richly deserved.


If anyone noticed a blip in the Navy Cap Booster market this week, there you go.



What are these miners thinking? wizprang58 blinged out his Mackinaw and headed for the nearest ice anomaly. Luckily, Agents Slutzilla, D34dly D34dly, and Larsulrik Napsterbane were monitoring the situation. ORE Ice Harvesters, what a joke.



Things only got worse for wizprang58 when his Mackinaw was cracked open. Agent Slutzkilla snatched the mad miner's pod, which was worth 2.5 billion isk.


wizprang58 liked to think of himself as a Crystal set, but deep down he was just a Mining Foreman Mindlink.

28 comments:

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    1. Except on their blog, they always fail.

      Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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    2. Careful Nitetime Nazi, you don't want to get triggered again.

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  2. woah antigankers failing hard. Im taking bets as to how many ganks were done right on top of antigankings faces.

    The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!!!1

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    1. A nerfed blog says otherwise bitch HAHAHAHA

      Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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    2. I'm taking bets on how much jail time your gonna spend for child abuse.

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  3. jfc, 60 billion? There is only one possible reason for putting 60 billion isk worth of cargo in a freighter without a permit, and that's if you really really want to make sure you get featured in Kills of the Week.

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  4. great article. from the word lede I knew this would be a top notch kotw.

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    1. So Professor, to you this is elite PvP. This is also roleplaying. So that means that you role play a character that is ok with killing unarmed people, now think about that.

      You can accept and play as a person who is actually perfectly fine and happy to promote killing unarmed people.

      A sandbox game allows players to express who they are deep down inside but do not do so in a public setting for fear of reprisal.

      That means you are in fact an actual person who is ok with killing unarmed people.

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    2. You worship Satan, what! Now it makes since why you all love killing innocent people. Remember its the first step to admit that your in a cult.

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    3. "A sandbox game allows players to express who they are deep down inside but do not do so in a public setting for fear of reprisal. "

      No sandboxes let people choose who they want to be in a sandbox.

      sandbox ≠ reality

      sandbox = game

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    4. You obviously have not been paying attention to modern studies on video game dynamics and the effects on average peoples mental status.

      Of course those most affected are the ones who claim to be unaffected.

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    5. "You obviously have not been paying attention to modern studies on video game dynamics and the effects on average peoples mental status. "

      I don't because they are bullshit and they should GTFO video games.

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    6. You mean the studies that refute your claims?

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    7. @Aeonaa Kalfren

      sadly you are very wrong, since this is a sandbox game you can "choose" what to do. the tendency to attack other people who are officially defenseless (we both know thats not thru if you would be at their keyboard and play the game (dscan bla bla bla) they would not die unless still very very stupid) but for this explainations sake lets consider that they are just defensless.

      The bottomfeeder (miner/carebear for short) is a player who chooses the path of non voilence because they themselves are not an aggresive person to start with.

      The honorable knights of the new order (ganker/pirate for short) choose to be the agressive player therefor the person must already be perfectly content with destroying property of another person (in other words player).

      now this is where it gets tricky with sandboxses, you can choose to kick down somebody elses sandcaste in the sandbox but deep down you are still an asshole. Sadly this is the truth behind online gaming it be EvE or any other.

      Get of your high horse and accept that you choose (if you even are) a ganker because its funn to see other people cry and whine about losing their shit and laugh about it. Thats what everybody comes here for day after day.

      Urs sincerely a compliant miner - parttimer ganker (wich i should really do again cuz im an asshole who likes to kick down other people sandcastles)

      (grammarnazi have a fieldday CBA to proofread)

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    8. Previous anon... either link the studies you are referring to, if they exist... or shut up spreading your shit!

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    9. (Get of your high horse and accept that you choose (if you even are) a ganker because its funn to see other people cry and whine about losing their shit and laugh about it. Thats what everybody comes here for day after day.)

      so basically you are saying I'm a bully for bumping mining ships and stealing their loot?

      I don't have a police record for anything including stealiing in rl. Why? Because I don't want to steal in rl.

      crazy talk from shrinks who don't play computer games.

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    10. @Aeonaa kalfren

      Are you autistic or something? Or incredibly dumb?

      I like to wrecks people shot to in al sorts of games, yet in life you don't do such things simply because of laws and the fact that it's morally wrong.

      And yes I'm a part time ganker just not for the new order or anti ganker community, I simply gank because it's a game mechanic.

      Your horse seems to high to off of.

      And yes it's human to be a bully get over it.

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    11. icey you are not getting it.

      I don't steal in rl not because of laws but because I don't want to. I steal loot in eve because the game makes it a challenge for me to try.

      morals have nothing to do with it. laws have nothing to do with it.

      its a game.

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  6. Your article reflects the issue people are concerned about. The article provides timely information that reflects multi-dimensional views from multiple perspectives. I look forward to reading quality articles that contain timely information from you.
    wingsio

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  7. The blog is still nerfed, the sad little codebears need more time to recover from the comments section that has defeated them yet again. Poor agents of the code, thoroughly trounced again by the hands of the trolls who valiantly provide content and elite commenting.

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  8. 22 to 1. WOW you guys suck if you need that many people to kill a freighter.

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  9. The Code ALWAYS Wins!

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  10. Still nerfed huh. Fail.

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  11. OMG the code is still NERFED. Oh the hilarity. so its ok to nerf your shit but not okay to nerf the game.

    Wow what babies, cant take a comments section. LMFAO!

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  12. 62 bil isk ship. RIP

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  13. Yup still nerfed.

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