Sunday, July 2, 2017

Kills of the Week

When the Code first came to EVE five years ago, perhaps some skepticism on the part of the miners could be forgiven. After all, no one had ever seen anything like the Code before. Today, though? As time goes on, when a carebear loses a ship for violating the Code, their offense is more and more egregious. The following Code violators from the week of June 25th @ 00:00 EVEtime through July 1st @ 23:59 EVEtime really fouled up:



ALEKS SUT took a Deep Space Transport into highsec. It was equipped with four warp core stabs and a pair of cargo expanders. It was also completely, irredeemably, AFK. Agents Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector HongMei, Taxman Daniel, and Tax Collector Thnx4Loot were stunned by what the killmail reported. Though zKillboard calculated a total value of 4.3 billion isk, the in-game killmail included a number of additional BPOs and BPCs, with an estimated value of over 10 billion isk.



Yes, people still fly Hulks--but they don't fly them for long. nerfburger's bling boat boasted two illegal ORE Strip Miners and a bunch of other unnecessarily flashy modules. Agent Nam Plau blapped the Hulk with her Talos. The carebear's luck only got worse, though:



dayoldpizzafan wasn't fooling anyone. Though in a different corp than nerfburger, he was obviously an alt of the offender. He, too, was piloting a blingy Hulk--and in the same asteroid belt! Agent Narl' Amhar destroyed the 1.5 billion isk Hulk with a Talos. Agents Nam and Narl' conducted their enforcement actions simultaneously. They were so well coordinated that their killmails were entered into the zKillboard database consecutively.



Vasia Glock's unlicensed Black Ops ship was idling at a station in the Hek system. That's a no-parking zone! Before long, gankers from the mighty CODE. alliance came by to remove the vehicle. It only took two Agents, Alt 00 and Alt Proxy, to finish the job.



jenn aiel's jump freighter apparently had jump fatigue--as did the ship's pilot. jenn didn't bother to activate her jump drive while her ship got bumped away from the stargate and ganked by Agents Vollond, Votre Dieu, Nam Plau, Karoline Sula, Lovchi, Bastian Mart, Benglish, Rachel O'Conor, tolstyk, IchWill, MeinHerzBrennt, Asakra, KaMiKaDzExD, AndroGon Navy, kali laska, Narl' Amhar, Alarik Maleus, EliteM Vinokurov, and Baboon Copper. Over 18 billion isk went up in smoke. Hopefully this will teach jenn not to be so careless in New Order territory.



Agent Krig Povelli was responsible for yet another interesting killmail in which a carebear managed to get CONCORDed under suspicious circumstances. This time, the would-be ganker was Orca pilot Geta Ora. I'll leave it to the readers to puzzle out what happened here, but let's not miss the obvious: That corp name can only spell doom for the carebears.

45 comments:

  1. wow antigankers are still failing to stop code? what a bunch of failures.

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    1. I like using CODE as a tool for my wealth

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    2. What's that anom305? You made 1.1bil selling ships to "Code front companies"?

      Thank goodness for that 500bill robbery huh? Made you space riach, biatch?

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    3. Leave wolf alone its hard enough she got caught beating her kids and her AG hubby left her.

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  2. That Sin kill, it is a thing of beauty.

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  3. Wow, this orca... did it gank itself?

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    1. Highsec Orca with a smartbomb.....

      Why do they call them "smart"bombs again?

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    2. Not a code kill on the orca

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    3. anonbear 12:52, Calm down. This is the home of the New Order of Hisec.. Not the home of CODE. alliance.
      Try to keep up.

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    4. Go to sleep Nitetime, and take your medication

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    5. Nitetime Video Have you purchased your comment permit?

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    6. Is probably a fraudulent posting, no kill mail exists

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  4. I never did get why they're called "smart" bombs.

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    1. Yea, what's the deal with that?

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    2. Well, they are the only bombs smart enough not to damage your own ship.

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    3. Smart enough to keep the kill from you. Lawrence your still breaking the law, you need to purchase your permit. How long will you be a deviant monkey with no future?

      Your better,
      Troll

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    4. anon338: You say you don't really mean that? OK then.

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  5. Weird to leave a black ops ship undocked and out in the open, especially in the shitshoot that is Hek.

    Kinda defeats the purpose of having a black ops ship in the first place, no?

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  6. What would an unlicensed alpha shitter know about blops anyway?

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    1. The knowledge I have about EvE ships might surprise you, even though I'm a carebear industrialist. Then again, what would someone who hides behind a anonymous nick know about ships or even about EvE? You're not even a real person. :P'

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    2. Are you a licensed shitter?

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    3. ehnema got triggered, did you just assume it was about you?

      Nice tears alpha shitter.

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    4. You would think with a title like LL has he could teach alpha leeches how to sub up and contribute.

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    5. The evidence says ehnema knows shit (get it?) about blops.

      https://zkillboard.com/character/846269880/


      Or much of anything except how to freeload.

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    6. Fuck you and your subs asshole.

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    7. Lucy Li said to refrain from using such awful language

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    8. What would a licensed shitter know about this?

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    9. You are all anons, even those with proper names are still hiding behind avatars.

      The only person in these comments who is not an anon is Rob Thomas, everyone else is still hiding behind anonymity

      So anonEhnema, who are you? Oh yea, just another non-subbed, anti-Code societal leech. And those that support you are just more confused antigankers. Your sub, like your permit, shows your support (or lack of) to the communities that they represent.

      Why can't you afford sub and help EVE?

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    10. Because she is not a member of code, unlike her you my uneducated friend do not have a comment license and are a deviant of the law. You must purchase one in order to comment without issue.

      Your better,
      Troll

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  7. I visit daily for the alpha shitter whine, it's the bestest. ;)

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    1. Theres an added charge for your permit my friend. 500GBP's for one year of comments without issue from trolls.

      Your better,
      Troll

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  8. WE ARE NOT YOUR NEGRO !!

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  9. So the LL school is supportive of non-subbed, non-compliant, anti-Code carebear alpha leeches?

    Nothing like liberal social programs to bring out the freeloaders.

    CODE supporting alpha shitters without permits, that seems wrong. After all the sacrifices by actual players, like the Permabanned Heroes, to have some lost Goon alt coddle alpha shitters seems disrespectful.

    Seems the LLSfPTCMG needs reaccreditation, or at least some oversight.

    Get a permit or get rekt. Your subscription is a permit... to have an opinion.

    XD

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    1. Is this true Agent Lawrence Lawton? Does CODE. support non-compliant alpha miners?

      You do speak for the New Order, right?

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    2. anon115: Non-compliant miner with an identity > random angry anon of unknown loyalty

      anon225: There is nothing in The Code or the surrounding literature against Alpha clones. In fact, burn Jita fleets were composed almost entirely of alpha clones.

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    3. You still need a permit Lawrence.

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    4. The problem is the permit, and your allegiance, Lawrence.

      Keep fluffing that alpha leech, is probably your alt anyway.

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  10. So let me see if I have this right....

    Every time some anti-Code alpha leech get triggered, a Liberal Arts 'professor' shows up and jumps on her bandwagon?

    He must have lost his way. There's nothing worse than an Agent with so much potential 'going native'. Maybe someone on the Board can help the poor lost 'professor', before he starts promoting permit-freeloading as well.

    The LL School seems to have a soft spot for non-permitted societal leeches. Looks like school's out, time to burn those permits! Don't worry, show a bit of alpha leg and the prof will let you slide.

    XD


    'member when Agents were not scared of alpha shitters? I 'member! Yea I 'member real gankers like loyal and D400. Yea I 'member before liberals made CODE. weak!

    'member when permits ment something? Yeah, I 'member when Agents didn't suck up to antigankers.

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    1. I remember that you don't have a permit.

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    2. anon156: If you expect support, then use an consistent identity, and conduct yourself in a way befitting a Knight of the Order. If you are bested in verbal PvP by a miner, give a 'gf' and work on your posting skills.

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    3. I like using the New Order as a tool for my own wealth !

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    4. You still need a permit Lawrence.

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