Sunday, July 1, 2018

Kills of the Week

Another year of the Code started off with a spectacular series of explosions. Countless bot-aspirants were hunted down and destroyed--with Anti-Ganking nowhere in sight. Judging by the week of June 24th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 30th @ 23:59 EVEtime, it's going to be another very rough year for the carebears.

dayoldpizzafan seems to be a fan of old, dead, obsolete things. For instance, he piloted a Hulk. I wonder how long he was even able to operate his 2.2 billion isk mining ship before he was discovered by Agents Max August Zorn, Ernst Steinitz, Hazel Navin, and Tarkk Navin? I'm guessing not very long. Farewell to another set of blingy mining mods.

Skiff pilots like Eli Dedalus look down on the dayoldpizzafans of the world: "Don't they know that you need to fly a Skiff to be safe in highsec?" Swapping over to a Skiff is a good start, but it's not too helpful if you lack a New Order mining permit. Eli couldn't hide his bot-aspirant tendencies; the 1.6 billion isk he spent on a mining ship gave him away. Agents Eostella, Alt 00, Alt Proxy, Alt 0, Erigeneia, and Alt 10 detected the lawbreaker and terminated him.

Countless freighters and jump freighters were massacred this past week. We shouldn't talk about such an event without at least mentioning one of the big, fat Bowheads that went down with them. Peter Goodbourn boarded a 15.9 billion isk target. Targets are made to be hit, and this one was hit by Agents Giselle Rozei, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Max, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector BokChoy, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Kittens, Shanade Rozei, Christine Rozei, Sherri Rozei, Tax Collector HongMei, Ruby Rozei, Tawny Rozei, Trump The King, Baron Rozei, Katy Rozei, Lagatha Rozei, Ivanka Rozei, Donna Rozei, Rebecca Rozei, Melania Rozei, Charlotte Rozei, and Lobo El Lobo.

Novalady could've teleported her 21.1 billion isk Ark to safety at the push of a button. It's important to keep that in mind whenever a jump freighter gets ganked. But what should we expect from someone who equipped ORE cargo expanders? She was doomed. Agents Jake Kusion, Daniel Chanline, patyooki, Jayson Kusion, James BIG BONED, Joseph Kusion, Shy Elf Trap, Jason Kusion, oink piggu, Joel Kusion, Justin Kusion, erobb, Johnathan Kusion, tumblr ptsd, Jackson Kusion, Joshua Kusion, PogChampion, Jayden Kusion, Serious Web Developer, Jeremiah Kusion, Tax Fondler, brainlet, HSM Fleet Admiral, HSM Chief PettyOfficer, and HSM MasterChief PettyOfficer attacked her in Jita. I'm sure the Jita CONCORD force were secretly rooting for our heroes.

Snayle Ferrante didn't bother pressing the "get out of gank free" button, either. He was caught in Jita during a bust performed by Agents Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector Richard, Taxman Daniel, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Kittens, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector AynRand, Tax Collector Kimi, Dead Black Whale, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector BokChoy, Dead Blue Whale, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Buck, Dr Hattrick, Ektallion, and I eat RedCrayons. Another 24.3 billion isk worth of contraband was removed from circulation. Well done!

Jita was hit hard this week, but Ahab Ozran couldn't help but die in good ol' Uedama. His 3.5 billion isk pod was zapped by Agent Australian Excellence, who was using a smartbombing Maller. Ahab's pod was freed from its 2.5 billion isk freighter prison after the freighter did what freighters do in Uedama.

Another Ascendancy set. Carebears should know that they can warp (sometimes) but they can't hide. The Code will always find them. Always!


  1. The Code always wins!


    That must be why ag was hiding while all those haulerbots were being slaughtered.

  2. Meh seems made up

    1. I'm starting to think you have autism. Get some help


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