Sunday, July 22, 2018

Kills of the Week

Every killmail begins with a mistake. The mighty CODE. alliance has earned hundreds of thousands of killmails and inflicted over 66 trillion isk worth of damage. Each of these hundreds of thousands of killmails was the result of a bot-aspirant making the mistake of failing to obey the Code. Food for thought, no? Here's a selection of carebears' mistakes, from the week of July 15th @ 00:00 EVEtime through July 21st @ 23:59 EVEtime:



realm damon managed to design one of the worst Mackinaws ever. People like realm damon probably make CCP second-guess the whole concept of fitting ships. Agents Max August Zorn and Ernst Steinitz put the abomination out of its misery.



Wan-mei Ip, too, struggled to figure out how to fit her ship. But when Agents Ralliana, Underpaid Ship Mechanic, and Luna Nightblood destroyed Wan-mei's 2.6 billion isk Scorpion Navy Issue, it was the ship's cargo that made them pity her (almost).


Yeah, that stuff really doesn't belong in a Scorpion Navy Issue's cargo bay.



Rada Gal blundered her way through the Niarja pipe with a Deep Space Transport. Her journey could only end one way: With the destruction of billions of isk. Agents Spazmongloid, iZaEaRl, Gandor Ironfist, Mongochicken, Throatslashar, and Elvir helped escort Rada to her destiny.



Jump freighter with a total value of 19.7 billion isk? Check. ORE cargo expanders? Check. System security of 1.0? Check. Argonicus thought he was ready to go. Our Agents agreed, though they had a difference of opinion about the destination. Agents Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Aruka, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Max, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector AynRand, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Otto, Tax Collector Rachel, Kill The Innocents, and I eat RedCrayons sent Argonicus to oblivion and the poorhouse.



Oressia Natahan checked all the boxes, too--and doomed herself to a loss of 24.4 billion isk. Having failed to pay her taxes to the New Order, Oressia was bound to meet our Agents sooner or later. Agents Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Max, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Kimi, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Rachel, Tax Collector Otto, Tax Collector AynRand, I eat RedCrayons, and Kill The Innocents collected some taxes from the dropped loot and were happy enough to watch the rest burn.



rookies pod lost his pod to Agent Jacob Tancos. Don't let the carebear's name fool you: rookies pod has been playing EVE since 2007--years before every carebear was pulling the "you can't shoot me I'm new" nonsense.


Jacob, along with Agents Lewak, Lisa Tancos, and Minx Mattel, popped rookies pod's Wolf. He wanted a rematch, which resulted in the death of his Ishkur. The carebear spent a little more money on his Sabre, but it, too, was killed.


It began with the loss of rookies pod's Wolf and 2.7 billion isk worth of implants. The story had a happy ending for rookies pod, too: Later that evening, he participated in the killing of a freighter in highsec.

10 comments:

  1. The tale of rookies pod warms the heart. Such gallancy and a step on the right path is a joy to behold.

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    1. For full disclosure I want to mention that I gave the carebear a fair offer for a duel, Venture against Catalyst, in the nearest asteroid belt. He sadly declined.
      /Minx Mattel

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    2. I also suck big ones
      /Minx Mattel

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    3. Calm down miner!

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  2. "Altanon 00 July 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
    It is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."

    I guess you really don't have shit, you were just "trolling" me huh? Ouch, it really stings. XD

    Sooo... we'll call this one: Busted!?!
    Although it may have been possible a few years ago to use a WTF-client and wonky mechanics to enter warp in your ship after agressing in highsec, past updates added a couple fail-safes that now make it highly unlikely you will leave grid in your ship after shooting a highsec shitter 'illegally'. Definately not something done often enough to even be a thing.

    I mean, I would like to see it done a few times, intentionally, but I can't make it happen with my client and connection, and no one has even hinted at a video or other such proof, so I call bullshit.

    My orignal statement, the one that triggered those shitters, still stands: "There is no exploit that allows that,"(warp/agress)"drac is just the dumbest shitter in game."
    Well ok, maybe not the dumbest after apachreeee's meltdown, but he's still a major dumbass.

    Oh hey! When apachreee exposed himself as a highsec ag shitter it was yet another example of the Code always winning!

    Always!

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  3. "Apachreeeee! July 22, 2018 at 4:18 AM
    Cry more. Did I hit a nerve, normalfag? I bet you don't even play EVE. Oh, and sorry, never was in the Horde, normalfag. And yet more proof why nobody cares what an 'anonymous' normalfag says. And I look forward to killing you IRL. Being it will be self-defense and all. I also look forward to telling you so-called parents they did a bad job and should have bought a puppy instead. Now go kill yourself and improve the human race, normalfag."



    Self-control is not something that can be learned, truly. It's either a natural born skill, or a white knuckle facade. Guess what category apachreeee falls into. Reeeeeeeefag! Reeeefag! Reeeeeeeeeee!

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  4. Meh seems made up

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  6. I LOVE JUST LOVE HOW YOU GANK WHAT EVER YOU WANT AND AS THE CODE PROVES THAT YOU ARE BREAKING IT EVERY TIME YOU DESTROY A SHIP THAT IS NOT A MINING SHIP ON A BELT MINING, NO WERE DOS THE NEW ORDER SAY THAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BUMP GANK OR DENI ACCESS TO ANY OTHER PILOT OTHER THEN A MINER SO WHAT, THE LAWS ARE FOR EVERYONE BUT YOU JUST SO YOU CAN GET A SCAM ON A GAME, YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE GET UPSET BECAUSE YOU MAKE THE GAME APPALLING TO PLAY...AND YOU THINK EVERYONE IS THANKFULL YET YOUR FACE IS LEGIT THE MOST HATED THING IN THE ENTIRE GAME.

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    1. Lol you are an idiot, just shardani and get it over.

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