Sunday, November 3, 2019

Kills of the Week


...Better.


You know, there are some good people who work at CCP. Well done. Let us have more "chaos" in this vein. From the week of October 27th @ 00:00 EVEtime through November 2nd @ 23:59 EVEtime...



How could Garret Rollard justify assembling a 7.6 billion isk Black Ops ship? Because he felt he had nothing better to do than accumulate isk and spend it all on whatever he was flying. His was an isk-centric existence. If only he knew the joys of the Code. Agents Ariku Orenuk, ukira Kunero, Rante Charante, and Vlada Inkunen gave him a demonstration of it--we'll see.



The 100% loot drop event kept some freighters docked, perhaps--but most remained AFK and on autopilot. Machia Vellism lost a 10 billion isk jump freighter in Jita. Looks like the carebear arrived there just in time to see a few Kusions hanging out with the Fizzleblade family. Agents Jason Kusion, Franz Fizzleblade, Jayson Kusion, Ivana Freeman, Bielun Agrest, LordPepstores, Dry Tears, Alt Lady, Jack Fizzleblade, Archibald Fizzleblade, Jex Plose, Hermann Fizzleblade, Mercoxit Lady, Karl Friedrich Fizzleblade, Erich Fizzleblade, Hagen Fizzleblade, Walther Fizzleblade, Gottfried Fizzleblade, Loota'Plex, Zentar Brigs, and capchea took the Ark apart.



Craizy Girl took a 10 billion isk freighter into Niarja. She was utterly, utterly AFK. After being punished for her crimes by the Rackner family--Agents Georgia Rackner, Rebecca Rackner, Ashlee Rackner, Jani Rackner, Yan Rackner, Emily Rackner, eviserater Adoudel, Jemma Rackner, Celestia Rackner, Kirra Rackner, Olivia Rackner, Adara Gaea, Ivy Rackner, Zoe Rackner, Phoenix Rackner, Charlotte Rackner, Globby Rackner, and Kimberly Rackner--everything dropped. Can we do this 100% event all year? I think it would be fantastic for bringing back veterans and retaining new players.



Dalamar Sharisa was a very bad miner. His ORE-equipped Retriever was worth over 400 million isk--and speed-tanked! And, I must say, he was not very inconspicuous as he mined in the asteroid belts of the Amarr system. Agents Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Aaaarrgg, and Agent Duhast Duhast ganked the Retriever--and added him to their list. Their recordkeeping paid off, because they caught him with another 435 million isk Retriever the very next day!



In case you hadn't noticed, Bagodan has become a new hotspot for gankers. And it's a good thing, too, because criminals like Aang Caldari pass through the system frequently. This time, a 5.2 billion isk Deep Space Transport was caught uncloaked and AFK. Agents Ariku Orenuk, Vlada Inkunen, Rante Charante, Ukira Kunero, and Zhung Fei helped themselves to the 100% loot.



What happens when someone like Black Kestrel loses a billion isk Drekavac in highsec? Someone like Agent Lisa Tears pops his pod.


Three billion isk was lost in the process. CCP, for your next trick, how about making the implants of ganked Capsules lootable? Ganking pods would be a great career for new players.

25 comments:

  1. Goofus miners, 100% gobloks.

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  2. unbelievable how hard the old guard is failing day after day.

    thats why they killed off Viirilithizu Ward, always remember her legacy!

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    1. You are no wolf soprano...

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    2. I mean, he couldn't even get "failing daily" right. That's some next level failing daily right there.

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    3. Never forget shartdani ward!

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    4. WoW just WoW, I'm failing SO hard right now!

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  3. Of course all I can do is repeat the same thing about the "old guard" over and over (when I actually mean 'real Agents') and project my failures onto them. Since I have yet to do anything worth posting about I guess I'll keep parrotting the same tired old crap, much like my miner brethren.

    I sure do miss the afk mining life, and I'm kinda scared of pvp, truth be known.

    I wonder how long until I learn that I am actually just a highsec shitter after all, and have another highsec miner meltdown? Or even quit like shartdani, my real hero.

    Maybe I should get a permit, and learn to defer to real Agents, instead of pursuing this absolutely horrid attempt at out-of-game RP.

    Before I get rekt, or course.

    Always!

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  4. I didn't realize how much saying "old guard" made me sound like a low I.Q. twat, why didn't someone tell me sooner.

    I feel like such a loser, even more than regular.

    I guess I'll never measure up to real Agents. All I will ever be is just another Johnny-come-lately wannabe. What a turd

    No matter what I post from this point on, you will all know that I am just jealous of real Agents.

    I have been exposed as a fraud, and found unworthy. Please remember that I am just another highsec mining shitter trying to play with the big boys, and failing daily.

    Always!

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  5. It hurts my feelings that I am still not fully accepted. The Saviour Himself even took the time to roast me in passing, because of my history of waffling. The Code, to me, is about self-esteem, and I'm feeling inadequate, so I started framing everything in terms of old guard vs. new guard. I'm new, so naturally you all should be eager to have me and tolerant of my failings. Because without new recruits the Code will die. It takes time to git gud.

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    1. The Code will not die because some nobody wannabe shitter is not accepted into the ranks.

      The Code does not need quantity, miners, it needs quality, and no highsec miner can ever truly become an Agent, they can't fight their nature.

      The Code is eternal, and needs no one, especially highsec miner "recruits". If every Agent retired tomorrow, the Code would still win.

      Always!

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  6. Overgoofus GoblokinenNovember 4, 2019 at 5:21 AM

    I'm a closet antiganker \o/

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    1. It's time to come out of the closet

      Oh yea, we knew about the ag thing

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  7. Did highsec ran out of proper miners so you have to go after a half-agent? Sounds like the Code is winning harder than usual - if it was even possible.

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    1. There are no 'half-agents', either Agent or Agent not.

      And he is no mystery, he's just another highsec meltdown waiting to happen.

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  8. The Code (or even CODE.) does not need new recruits from highsec. There will always be nullsec/lowsec pilots willing to donate their time and alts to do enforcement in highsec.

    Why would anyone try to recruit highsec miners anyway? They are all cowardly afk shardani-lovers, none of whom have the Right Stuff, or would even know the Right Stuff if it warped in and blasted them in their afk faces.

    A true Code Agent knows that highsec is only good for killing highsec miners, and is no place for any self-respecting pilot to live permanently.

    Something something don't shit where you live.

    Who is that overshitter pleb anyway? Gotta be an NOL recruit. That corp is just like a containment area right? To keep the infected minerbots segregated from the real Agents?

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    1. NOL is like the bonus room of CODE..

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    2. OvercookedmeatheadNovember 4, 2019 at 1:37 PM

      I can't even get in NOL, I had to start my own 1 man highsec corp and install all my alts to even get in CODE..

      First I thought I was special, with my own CODE. corp, but now I realize the real Agents just didn't want me spreading highsec cooties.

      Maybe one day I will suck less and can join NOL

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    3. So CodeOrigin is the new NOL? Makes sense, it's entire membership is just highsec wannabe miner alts.

      Way to reach new lows

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    4. Overnout GonnaflipagainNovember 4, 2019 at 2:53 PM

      I dun goofed. Consequences will never be the same.

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  9. Over the SharkinenNovember 4, 2019 at 8:38 AM

    Never forget Agent Viirover Niminward, a true (former) space bully!

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    1. Never forget, it's miner with an E!

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  10. This right here, this comments section, It was just a matter of time.
    My alliance members are no longer happy with just loling at me behind my back, they are finally fed up with my miner ways.

    And you guys need to stop making fun of my lisp! It's not a choice, I was born that way!

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    1. You were born as a lisp programmer? That's something.

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  11. Overcringe WhineinenNovember 4, 2019 at 2:45 PM

    yikes!

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