Tuesday, November 5, 2019

The Best Revenge, Part 11

Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali was just too smart and interesting for his own good. aiva was caught spilling secrets about his secret weapon projects to a captivated audience in a public channel.


For a mistake this big, aiva had to answer directly to the Saviour of Highsec. The "weapon smith" confessed that he had been careless.


In addition to paying a billion isk security fee, aiva planned to make things right by creating even more superweapons--which would serve as countermeasures to the leaked superweapons that Pandemic Horde was undoubtedly copying even as he spoke.


aiva wasn't too worried about Pandemic Horde creating their own versions of the "rat bomb" and "skank trap". But the "wreackingballqual" was another matter. In the wrong hands, it could pose a serious threat to the Imperium. Unless aiva designed a way to defend against it.


It didn't take long. Within minutes, aiva's fertile mind produced a working theory on how the wreackingballqual could be turned against itself.


The as-yet unnamed superweapon worked on the principle of defense in depth.


aiva sketched out the details as he imagined them. But they would need to be tested in the field.


While he was working on his counter to the wreackingballqual, aiva would also spend some time perfecting his ultimate weapon, "muse". But there was more to the story.


aiva decamped to the Discord channel, where he was already performing damage control with his most trusted associates.


All of aiva's superweapons contained a hidden weakness--including the superweapons whose details he'd accidentally leaked in the public channel. That would work to aiva's advantage, as we will soon see.


aiva envisioned an Imperium surprise attack against Pandemic Horde--and sooner rather than later. If everyone worked according to his plan, PH would be put out of business for good.

Then the other shoe dropped:


aiva's foolish mistake had, in fact, been part of his master plan all along. He wanted PH spies to overhear him talking about the wreackingballqual. But to make it convincing, he couldn't tell anyone about the ruse in advance.


aiva had done it: His eleventh-dimensional chess moves had carefully set the stage for the Imperium to deal a killing blow against Pandemic Horde. All that remained was for The Mittani and the rest of the Imperium to carry the ball over the finish line.

To be continued...

35 comments:

  1. Wow just wow. the old guard are still failing so incredibly hard.

    they ganked their own agent Viirilithizu Ward, we will never forget!

    https://forums.eveonline.com/t/brothers-sisters-miners/199429

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Never forget shartdani ward

      You are still a shitter

      Always!

      Delete
    2. That address redirects to malware, just click it. What's the worst that could happen?

      Delete
    3. "Aiko Danuja November 5, 2019 at 6:47 AM

      The Old Guard (Vieille Garde) was the elite veteran element of the French Imperial Guard. As such, it was the most prestigious formation in Napoleon's Grande Armée. French soldiers often referred to Napoleon's Old Guard as "the Immortals".

      The New Guard was a short-lived Australian fascist organisation which emerged during the Great Depression. The party failed to win a single seat, polling 0.60 percent of the total vote. Following the election of 1935, members withdrew from public life and disbanded."

      I was school'd

      Looks like the Old Guard wins again!

      Always!

      Delete
  2. This is 10 yo I bet. Or like this. Maybe 8.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'm sorry but I can't carry on reading his scrawling - it truly an abomination to behold. Early cave art is more legible. I hope he dies horrifically.

      Delete
    2. Dear, carefully ask about his age rl. Perhaps carefully about school grade. I am very curious what's his age.

      Delete
    3. Aiva, Dryson, Dracvlad, and Lahnius... Now that would be an unstoppable team!

      Delete
    4. I hope I can join them soon, with my friend Viirigoofus.

      Delete
    5. Viiridani ward forgot the most important rule: it's miner sith an E!

      Delete
  3. Overtwat is definitely new guard.

    ReplyDelete
  4. There are no caps in new guard

    ReplyDelete
  5. Remember: It's miner with an E! Stop ganking your kids ag

    ReplyDelete
  6. Onc we get rweakingballquals nd carrois in jjp type sys then ridigid attacq and wola wi win. Tell Mitten god jobb fore me.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Overwreck BiomassinNovember 5, 2019 at 9:04 PM

    https://forums.eveonline.com/t/brothers-sisters-miners/199429

    Brothers, Sisters, Miners!

    i brought pain and suffer on to many of you.
    from my deep inside i apologize to all miners, i have shot down in the past.
    welcome me back into your ranks as an equal miner.
    i will not be a resistance leader anymore or demand any leadership role.
    i just return in silence to you my brothers, sisters, miners.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Expecting to be so easily readmitted into their ranks is in itself a demonstration of his low opinion of miners. Although it would be an overstatement to say he assumed too much.

      Delete
  8. Praise Jamey the CHODE wins alltime, alltime!
    The old guards are so irrelevant, they even let shitter like me masquerading in their ranks!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You do know that everytime you type 'chode' it makes you look like a low I.Q. shitter.

      Is that really the best you can come up with after all these years? Are you unable to think of anything new? Are you really that simple?

      Delete
  9. Shut up overpleb, no one cares.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Are we sure this isn't a 7 year old retarded gorilla that was taught how to use a keyboard and mouse?

    ReplyDelete
  11. Somebody melting like the wicked witch of the west?

    How long until a news article and a commentary of how bad a person overmind was by his wife in rl?

    History repeating in mb comments section.

    Never forget shardani.

    ReplyDelete
  12. This website should be classified as a W M B (Weapon of Mass Boredom). Grandpa Simpson would be proud of its meandering stories that go nowhere.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yet here you are daily reading it.....

      Delete
    2. W M B = Welcome to Miner Bumping, where you spend your time reading James's articles and whining in the comment section.

      Have a nice day! And praise James \o/

      Delete
    3. Anon 8:11 am here,

      My point is that no one actually reads Jame's articles. I certainly don't. That would really be a waste of time. I come here to troll CODE types. Sometimes they take the bait.

      Delete
    4. Nobody reads the articles? I'm pretty sure that's not true.

      Delete
    5. I didn't play EvE in like three years, but I still read minerbumping every day.

      And that particular miner is a real gem, I savor every word of his.

      Delete
  13. Tried to invite Overminer to fleet today. I got this message in game. Anyone else have this happen?

    https://imgur.com/Jel6SqJ

    ReplyDelete
  14. This guy is just precious..

    ReplyDelete

Note: If you are unable to post a comment, try enabling the "allow third-party cookies" option on your browser.