Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali was just too smart and interesting for his own good. aiva was caught spilling secrets about his secret weapon projects to a captivated audience in a public channel.
For a mistake this big, aiva had to answer directly to the Saviour of Highsec. The "weapon smith" confessed that he had been careless.
In addition to paying a billion isk security fee, aiva planned to make things right by creating even more superweapons--which would serve as countermeasures to the leaked superweapons that Pandemic Horde was undoubtedly copying even as he spoke.
aiva wasn't too worried about Pandemic Horde creating their own versions of the "rat bomb" and "skank trap". But the "wreackingballqual" was another matter. In the wrong hands, it could pose a serious threat to the Imperium. Unless aiva designed a way to defend against it.
It didn't take long. Within minutes, aiva's fertile mind produced a working theory on how the wreackingballqual could be turned against itself.
The as-yet unnamed superweapon worked on the principle of defense in depth.
aiva sketched out the details as he imagined them. But they would need to be tested in the field.
While he was working on his counter to the wreackingballqual, aiva would also spend some time perfecting his ultimate weapon, "muse". But there was more to the story.
aiva decamped to the Discord channel, where he was already performing damage control with his most trusted associates.
All of aiva's superweapons contained a hidden weakness--including the superweapons whose details he'd accidentally leaked in the public channel. That would work to aiva's advantage, as we will soon see.
aiva envisioned an Imperium surprise attack against Pandemic Horde--and sooner rather than later. If everyone worked according to his plan, PH would be put out of business for good.
Then the other shoe dropped:
aiva's foolish mistake had, in fact, been part of his master plan all along. He wanted PH spies to overhear him talking about the wreackingballqual. But to make it convincing, he couldn't tell anyone about the ruse in advance.
aiva had done it: His eleventh-dimensional chess moves had carefully set the stage for the Imperium to deal a killing blow against Pandemic Horde. All that remained was for The Mittani and the rest of the Imperium to carry the ball over the finish line.
To be continued...
Wow just wow. the old guard are still failing so incredibly hard.ReplyDelete
they ganked their own agent Viirilithizu Ward, we will never forget!
Never forget shartdani wardDelete
You are still a shitter
That address redirects to malware, just click it. What's the worst that could happen?Delete
"Aiko Danuja November 5, 2019 at 6:47 AMDelete
The Old Guard (Vieille Garde) was the elite veteran element of the French Imperial Guard. As such, it was the most prestigious formation in Napoleon's Grande Armée. French soldiers often referred to Napoleon's Old Guard as "the Immortals".
The New Guard was a short-lived Australian fascist organisation which emerged during the Great Depression. The party failed to win a single seat, polling 0.60 percent of the total vote. Following the election of 1935, members withdrew from public life and disbanded."
I was school'd
Looks like the Old Guard wins again!
This is 10 yo I bet. Or like this. Maybe 8.ReplyDelete
I'm sorry but I can't carry on reading his scrawling - it truly an abomination to behold. Early cave art is more legible. I hope he dies horrifically.Delete
Dear, carefully ask about his age rl. Perhaps carefully about school grade. I am very curious what's his age.Delete
Aiva, Dryson, Dracvlad, and Lahnius... Now that would be an unstoppable team!Delete
I hope I can join them soon, with my friend Viirigoofus.Delete
Viiridani ward forgot the most important rule: it's miner sith an E!Delete
Overtwat is definitely new guard.ReplyDelete
There are no caps in new guardReplyDelete
Remember: It's miner with an E! Stop ganking your kids agReplyDelete
Onc we get rweakingballquals nd carrois in jjp type sys then ridigid attacq and wola wi win. Tell Mitten god jobb fore me.ReplyDelete
Brothers, Sisters, Miners!
i brought pain and suffer on to many of you.
from my deep inside i apologize to all miners, i have shot down in the past.
welcome me back into your ranks as an equal miner.
i will not be a resistance leader anymore or demand any leadership role.
i just return in silence to you my brothers, sisters, miners.
Expecting to be so easily readmitted into their ranks is in itself a demonstration of his low opinion of miners. Although it would be an overstatement to say he assumed too much.Delete
Praise Jamey the CHODE wins alltime, alltime!ReplyDelete
The old guards are so irrelevant, they even let shitter like me masquerading in their ranks!
You do know that everytime you type 'chode' it makes you look like a low I.Q. shitter.Delete
Is that really the best you can come up with after all these years? Are you unable to think of anything new? Are you really that simple?
Shut up overpleb, no one cares.ReplyDelete
Are we sure this isn't a 7 year old retarded gorilla that was taught how to use a keyboard and mouse?ReplyDelete
Somebody melting like the wicked witch of the west?ReplyDelete
How long until a news article and a commentary of how bad a person overmind was by his wife in rl?
History repeating in mb comments section.
Never forget shardani.
It's miner with an E!Delete
Is this right?Delete
This website should be classified as a W M B (Weapon of Mass Boredom). Grandpa Simpson would be proud of its meandering stories that go nowhere.ReplyDelete
Yet here you are daily reading it.....Delete
W M B = Welcome to Miner Bumping, where you spend your time reading James's articles and whining in the comment section.Delete
Have a nice day! And praise James \o/
Anon 8:11 am here,Delete
My point is that no one actually reads Jame's articles. I certainly don't. That would really be a waste of time. I come here to troll CODE types. Sometimes they take the bait.
Nobody reads the articles? I'm pretty sure that's not true.Delete
I didn't play EvE in like three years, but I still read minerbumping every day.Delete
And that particular miner is a real gem, I savor every word of his.
Tried to invite Overminer to fleet today. I got this message in game. Anyone else have this happen?ReplyDelete
This guy is just precious..ReplyDelete