Sunday, November 10, 2019

Kills of the Week

Audacity. That's what carebears have--even if they don't know it--when they attempt to travel through highsec without permission from the New Order. The most outrageous thing: They think they can get away with it. But they cannot. As we'll see from these examples from the week of November 3rd @ 00:00 EVEtime through November 9th @ 23:59 EVEtime...

You're what?

You see what I was saying about audacity? Diana Eos audaciously sent her freighter on autopilot through Niarja without so much as a mining permit to her name. Then she asked me to send her a bunch of money when her ship was ganked by Agents Jani Rackner, Ashlee Rackner, Kirra Rackner, Celestia Rackner, Yan Rackner, Phoenix Rackner, Emily Rackner, Olivia Rackner, Zoe Rackner, Jemma Rackner, Rebecca Rackner, Kimberly Rackner, Ivy Rackner, Charlotte Rackner, Globby Rackner, Georgia Rackner, Benji Rackner, eviserater Adoudel, Adara Gaea, and hegils. Outrageous!

naHmepa added his 13 billion isk Charon to the freighter graveyard in Jita. His crime of bot-aspirancy guaranteed that he would be sentenced to death by Agents Jackson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Joel Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jason Kusion, Etriza, Homoerotic Finger Painting, and Jacob Kusion. In a system so populous--one with so many bystanders to bear witness--how could such a thing happen again? But it will.

Legion Solette's blingy Golem went boom when he dared to defy the Code. Some friendly NPCs even took part:

Yes, somehow Agent Krig Povelli talked Legion into CONCORDing himself in a 3.2 billion isk ship. Apparently Legion was in a bad mood at the time; barely seven minutes earlier, he lost a 1.2 billion isk Rattlesnake during a fight with Agent Krig. Carebears, wouldn't it be cheaper to simply buy a permit from Krig instead of fighting him?

Another blingy Marauder bites the dust. But at least DAda Zh's 5.7 billion isk Paladin died the old-fashioned way: Ganked by Agents Votre Dieu, Astrid Tyrfing, Rungerd, Narl' Amhar, and Ingrid Scylding.

Farah Black also had a blingy battleship. Realizing that he made an attractive target even in highsec, Farah tried to make a "travel fit" of sorts with a rack of Warp Core Stabilizers. However, our heroes didn't need to tackle him. Agents Zhung Fei, Rante Charante, Vlada Inkunen, Ukira Kunero, and Ariku Orenuk simply fired upon the villain with a squad of Tornadoes.

Incredibly, Jung-Hoon managed to lose 5.5 billion isk to a single Vexor piloted by Agent Votre Dieu. Jung-Hoon's ship only had 1,625 hitpoints--and no permits of any kind. What manner of Goofus was this Jung-Hoon?

You guessed it--the worst kind. Goblok central!


  1. Goblok's, the lot of 'em!

    Where was ag?

    Never forget viiridani ward!

    It's miner with an E!

    new guard failing daily!



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