Carebears of highsec, it's time for you to grow up. No more childish nonsense, no more bot-aspirancy. To be an adult, you must obey the Code--and do so in a dignified manner. Otherwise, you shame yourself and highsec. Like these Goofuses from the week of January 5th @ 00:00 EVEtime through January 11th @ 23:59 EVEtime...
When you go AFK and autopilot in a shuttle, you're bound to be ganked--even if you're in a fast-moving Leopard. In fact, especially if you're in a Leopard! Mr Thunfisch made Leopards even more endangered when he foolishly lost one to Agent Theodor Tancos.
And they wonder why we call them Goofuses.
The mechanics of freighter ganking may change, but bot-aspirants do not; they're incapable of adapting. Despite having every advantage, Omnissiaha Mechanicum managed to lose a 20.9 billion isk freighter while AFK in the Uedama system. Guess who took notice of him? You guessed it: Agents Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jason Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jack Kusion, and Caution AsianDrivers Ahead.
Some miners have come to understand the risks of equipping ORE Strip Miners. Duke Caledon, for instance, managed to avoid committing that crime. Unfortunately, he had a pair of ORE Strip Miners in the cargo of his ship! It didn't take Agent Guybertini long to find them. Duke also lost a billion isk pod for his trouble.
Minerta Dallocort likely considered herself a cut above the rest of the highsec riffraff. She piloted a tanked-up Skiff, she didn't equip ORE Strip Miners--and she didn't keep any in her cargo, either. Alas, Minerta fell prey to the siren song of the 'Aoede' Mining Laser Upgrade. Thus, her Skiff was sufficiently blingy to draw a crowd: Agents Edmund Sublett, Hold On Tight, Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri, Illegal Facilitator, Maximus Gooseman, Eduard Limonov, Misha Mawashi, and Flagellant Messiah.
The Bagodan system continues to establish its reputation as the "Deep Space Transport's Uedama". But nobody told kuadimiao, and she didn't bother to read MinerBumping. This spelled disaster for the carebear. Agents Ukira Kunero, Vlada Inkunen, Rante Charante, and Ariku Orenuk sent in a small group of Tornadoes to punish kuadimiao for her treachery.
There's a reason far fewer people autopilot in shuttles these days: It's expensive! Isami Matsu went AFK in her shuttle, which guaranteed that she lost her implants, too. Agent Stop Autopiloting did her job and did it well.
This, friends, is a collection of implants that we might call the "full miner". Isami was in a shuttle, but she undoubtedly planned to engage in unlicensed mining. Crisis averted.
make that Catalyst fairy work overtime yo!ReplyDelete
Wut, no 200 spams today either?Delete
Listen friend, the Creator took the seventh day to rest, the book didn't say anything about two-faced mining shitters! Back to work boy!
How will you ever get this site shut down if you don't post tears like a bleeding vag?
oh wait are you one of those "Christians" wait I know your one of those in the night club Saturday in the church on Sunday huh XD man you guys gotta love that double standard yo!Delete
You truly are a retard, and apparently satire is a new concept for you.Delete
Lol you're dumber than I thought!
hey you wanna really really good satire go check out duffleblog XDDelete
How would you know good satire, you just discovered what it is.Delete
Seriously, you should biomass. At least get fixed before you fuk up the gene pool any worse.
"And they wonder why we call them Goofuses."ReplyDelete
James is too nice to these lawless heathens! I call 'em something else...
Something to be scraped off the bottom of an asteroid?Delete
Barnacle in the ass of progress.Delete
Gotta scrape them off regularly or they drag us down.Delete
Wow, a Michi's.ReplyDelete
Hard to find nowadays.
Another spam free day! The CODE wins again!! \o/ReplyDelete
Even if that retard had managed 200 comments a day, the Code would still win!Delete
damn still got the cock in your mouth I see XDDelete
eh I've been finding more entertainment and enjoyment out of my hulu account XD you guys are boring always spouting off the same ol shit never anything new you guys are like a broken Record ( and incase you didn't know "it's a round disk that was played on a musical Device")Delete
Man I can clearly tell where the common core has been the most effective that's for sure.
lmfao I swear you're going to hold the world record for longest dick sucking contest you keep it up and you should see a speech therapist for that mumbling problem you haveDelete
THIS WEBSITE IS INVINCIBLE!ReplyDelete
awww clyde I didn't know you cared so much XDDelete
Who autos a reotard?ReplyDelete
I'm going to spam this forum off and on for years, whenever I get triggered cuz I lost a PvP fight I will freak out and spam it, and then I will spam it some more later to 'prove' that I'm just a normal everyday person. I will make some crazy extravagant threats, but my ADHD will prevent me from following through. If I take my meds I might stop spamming, however I never take my meds so this is unlikely. Ultimately, I am hoping to join CODE Origin and become a former fan.ReplyDelete
oh lordy we got a original thinker here XD damn got bored with your anon mask so you trying to be me? lmfao good luck with thatDelete
Lol that shitter don't know which anon triggers him, I'll start him up again soon.Delete
When I snap my fingers...
lol ok turdDelete
You a day behind, jackassDelete
Must be that inbreeding
Where is my miner spam?ReplyDelete
I visit this site exquisitely for that shitler's expressions of futility and demonstration of incompetence regarding even the simplest goals he aims to achieve.
I demand you to trigger that lousy caricature of a person again! I'm entitled to miner-spam!
awwww you demand? and you are?Delete
He's at the "giving up" stage.Delete
He's weak, delete the weak.
He'll never make good on a single threat
I don't even need to try to "shit up the comment sections any more you guys are doing it for me lmfaoDelete
oh and don't worry your sweet little heart sunshine i'm going to be here for a long long long time XDDelete
lmfao oh man you guys are as bored as me apparently XDReplyDelete
damn I take a break for a few cause you guys were boring and stuck on repeat and I come back to you all Begging me to keep you entertained whats the matter cant come up with original content all on your own?ReplyDelete
You should biomassDelete
oh you mean like your daddy did?Delete
You're a weak faggotDelete